The Minute Hour

More Than Love (I Have a CENSORED)

21 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A - D - Bm - E My my my my my wholes worlds gone topsy turvy since you (been my friend) Normal I like em a bit more (nothing) But there's somethin ab...

More Than Love (I Have a Boner)

03 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A - D - Bm - E My my my my my wholes worlds gone topsy turvy since you turned me on Normal I like em a bit more curvy But there's somethin about ya t...

Markus & Minkus

01 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Written & Recorded by TMH Music - Gavottes avec 6 doubles - Jean Philipe Rameau - played by Trevor Pinnock additional writing by "The Gamer" album art...

You Paid For This (Audio Commissions)

23 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This is a compilation of some fun audio commissions I did from 2021-2022. Audio commissions are OPEN AGAIN! Send an email to [email protected] ...

Signal Return 06

12 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

FORGOT TO UPLOAD THIS BACK WHEN IT CAME OUT! OOPS! SIGNAL RETURN 06: VOTE directed/edited by MoxieFamous original HUD design by FOD Signal Return is ...

The Shoebody Bop

17 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

song by The Minute Hour, animation by Drue Langlois SUPPORT DRUE (the animator) by buying his new BOP shirt - https://drues-store.creator-spring.com/l...

The Strangerman

07 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

the minute hour music is I'll Follow Tomorrow / Phantom Thread II & III by Jonny Greenwood, from the Phantom Thread OST

Thanks, Google!

29 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ok, google? Thank you. google, facebook, amazon twitch, and twitter, and your mom makin the internet a better place it used to be shady it used to be...

Just Checkin'

11 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A lil compilation of bits/skits. music, writing, voices, editing by the minute hour https://www.patreon.com/theminutehour

Ronnie McDonnie is _____

01 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

scandal of the century. the minute hour

CAR MAN, Episode 1 - Bubba Coolguy

10 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A couple months ago I went on a road trip to meet up with some old friends I hadn't seen in awhile, as well as old internet friends who I had yet to m...

computer music 3

22 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

not really an album, just a dump of some music I've made on the computer since the last one of these (https://youtu.be/8xvz25CPRkM) - feel free to use...

Jesus On The Cross

07 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

King Bitch ova hea.

The Bugs Are Back! (FUNKY)

05 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Greyscale Peacock (https://soundcloud.com/gpianops) sent me this kick ass funky ass version of The Bugs Are Back! so I'm posting it here. Check out hi...

Turbulence

14 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

written by turnip voiced/edited by tmh music by philip glass from "The Photographer"

Tell Her About My Sweat

05 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

https://www.patreon.com/theminutehour

The Bugs Are Back!

26 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

another song for that children's album that I am very slowly making. chords, E7 - A7 lyrics: the bugs are back! (the bugs are back baby!) x 3 yeah th...

I Stalk My Exes(On the Internet)

17 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

everybody does this, right?? chords: D - C - G last part is D - Am7 - C - G lyrics: at the end of the day, when I feel like relaxin' I whip out my ph...

Golly Gotta Do Stuff!

28 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

golly... what a goof. patreon.com/theminutehour

Manbits

16 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

a short collection of bits 0:00 - The Chocolate Shell VO/music by TMH 1:01 - Dancing VO/music by TMH 3:06 - The Jizzum Blanket by TMH 5:09 - Nosta...

The Rules of Chadds

15 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

chadds is unlike any game on the market. it costs $150 just to think about it. the minute hour music by the minute hour

Music from CronaCast 2

17 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

All the music featured on the 2nd Cronacast - https://youtu.be/NjapTbuKNas album art by Odin_Odang_Obie featuring tracks from.... Jammho (http://isd...

The Beautiful Bottom Half of Your Face

07 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

another tune for this damn pandemic - originally premiered on CronaCast 2. vocals/lyrics by TMH, music by Spaghetti Squash. We've got a few songs in t...

That's Not What My Mommy Said!

07 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Originally made for The RIP EP - https://youtu.be/Uj98Vpbd7Pc music by Chud Droopy - https://eroticguymachine.bandcamp.com/releases vocals/lyrics by t...

This Song Sounds Terrible

31 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This song may cause frank and uncomfortable discussions with your friends and family members. B - A - E (chords) lyrics: this song sounds terrible t...

Racism and Sexism

13 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The most powerful force in America is obviously The Minions(TM). music 117 - tmh ESPN - Jerry Goldsmith (from the Total Recall OST)

Ricky Volbonte

29 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ricky Volbonte is a man of indeterminate ethnic origin who hosts a radio call in show. music Kevin MacLeod - Verano Sensual

The Drunk Driving Song

13 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

a song for all the dnd'ers out there. chords E - F lyrics: on the I-95 that's where I drive drunk WOOOOOOO! where is the road? where is the road? w...

computer music 2

05 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

effin around in fruity loops for fun and this is the result. feel free to use any of this in any of your creative projects. 1. 97 - 0:00 2, 92 - 2:27...

MADE IN CHINA!

12 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

THIS VIDEO IS FACTUAL AND CORRECT! china (the country), I will take this video down and stop my upcoming onslaught of anti-china content if you paypal...

Crona Kills - Music and Extra Bits from The CronaCast

27 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

all the music from the show and some bits that didn't get aired. original live broadcast - https://youtu.be/biThqCtzVbI read THE MIGHTY LIGHTHOUSE - ...

Get a Gun

26 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

time to get a gun. the minute hour. lyrics get a gun get a gun, get a gun i said you gotta get a gun you gotta get a gun the time has come time has ...

Coronaville (Yogonnageddit)

11 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

the minute hour lyrics: big yellow schoolbus all the kiddies get on that freakin thing's taking them to school, as they do I cant help but thinkin t...

SIGNAL RETURN 05

24 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Signal Return is a collaborative project from the tmh_tml discord server, the same people who make THE MIGHTY LIGHTHOUSE (which is a printed zine). Y...

The Friendly Old Ladies

08 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Old Ladies Who Think They Are Doing Good the minute hour music: kevin macleod - in your arms

Altar Boy

13 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

(unmolested) altar boys 4 life the minute hour music: Father full of compassion Father, give me a tranquil spirit

SIGNAL RETURN 04

03 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Signal Return is a collaborative project from the tmh_tml discord server, the same people who make THE MIGHTY LIGHTHOUSE (which is a printed zine). Y...

TMH is 5 years old.

27 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

https://angelboydiscoman.itch.io/tmh-... https://www.patreon.com/theminutehour https://www.paypal.com/paypalme2/them... THANK YOU FOR 5 YEARS OF SUPP...

Your Ma Is Cuckoo

11 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

I'm sorry, Ricky, I have to save myself. the minute hour support: https://www.patreon.com/theminutehour

Waddatetusaydadeedadum

17 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

the minute hour lyrics: waddatetusaydadeedahdum

Hold The Line

01 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

you just stay right there, baby... the minute hour music by: Kilroy ( https://twitter.com/yaboykilroy )

Signal Return - 03

17 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Signal Return is a collaborative project from the tmh_tml discord server, the same people who make THE MIGHTY LIGHTHOUSE (which is a printed zine). Y...

What I Wouldn't Give To Smoke You

22 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

all these old forgotten feelings.... the minute hour

Signal Return - Episode 02

13 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

https://discord.gg/zx5PYst https://patreon.com/theminutehour https://theminutehour.com/zines/ order the most recent zine here: https://theminutehour.c...

computer music dump (nothing special)

08 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

i started using fruity loops at the beginning of the year...still pretty far from knowing what i'm doing but i figured i'd compile some of the stuff i...

The Dogs That Are My Friends

25 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

DON'T! the minute hour

The RCT Killer

11 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

tmh now available on spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/08bd6htRyX5zNsoGKzmOhk music by Kevin Macleod "Western Streets" "Leaving Home" "Witch Hun...

Supermarket Blood Pressure Reader

05 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

i've always wanted to try one of these the minute hour music "hot pursuit" by kevin macleod supermarket soundscape by Yuri+

Signal Return - Episode One

26 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

discord.gg/zx5PYst patreon.com/theminutehour Check out the video version here: https://youtu.be/SypN5QMh4vo Signal Return is a new audiovisual serie...

I Won't Do Intravenous Drugs

16 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

another one for the children's album lyrics: i wont do intravenous drugs please dont do intravenous drugs i'll sip a brew while im hangin with the bu...

I Love To Bowl

15 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

baby loves to bowl the minute hour

Social Media Manicurist

11 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

the alerts will wake me up, that's all part of the job. the minute hour

The Woman of My Dreams

04 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

i don't see it as a disability at all the minute hour

A Bear Bones House

02 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

just a wandering goof about bears. the minute hour

Mr. Plunkett (REMASTERED)

03 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

same plunkett song, but now with awesome arranged music and remastered vocals by Askiisoft (https://twitter.com/askiisoft). He just freakin' showed it...

Oh, Mr. Plunkett

27 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

another song for the childrens album that will not be done for awhile lyrics: oh mr plunkett you've done it again oh mr plunkett i called you a frien...

Duh Onyo / No One Knows

07 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

a song I wrote about onions. this will show up on a children's album I'm working on that won't be done for a long time. lyrics:

My Power is Power

24 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

I'm trying to unload this coal. the minute hour

My Prize Terrarium

16 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

can't get in my head! the minute hour. music: Peter Thomas Sound Orchestra - Eternal Song Peter Thomas Sound Orchestra - Dream Peter Thomas Sound Orc...

A Vision Of Your Future (music by Tim, The Enchanter)

11 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Tim, The Enchanter and I have collaborated again, and this is the result. Tim did the music, I did the vocals. Tim also made an awesome video out of ...

What This Fuckin' Bitch Doesn't Understand

09 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

what does a fuckin' bitch have to do around here to get firebombed?? the minute hour

Banana Boye (Full Version)

03 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

inspired by Tim, The Enchanter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbTHBfYOcKU music is Brazillian Flower by Jean- Jacques Perrey lyrics: he know the t...

A Wooden Dress (The Dressmaker's Song)

19 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

lyrics: a wooden dress last night, i carved you a wooden dress to protect you from the world's unsavory caress from the world's unrelenting molest for...

The Hero of the Diner

06 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

the minute hour. music: Goodbye, Jerry - Peter Thomas Sound Orchestra Halzar - IT

How's Your Fiancee?

28 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

the minute hour lyrics: so how's your fiancee? is it serious? do you think it'll last? i only ask cause sometimes people get engaged as a way of sayi...

Mini Mysteries! with Detective Jack BB

04 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

the many mini mysterious misadventures of jack bb the minute hour. music: Jerry & Phil - Jerry Cotton soundtrack French Girl in Manhattan (w/ Marie F...

I Got Tampons!

16 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

locally procured butt plugs the minute hour

I'm Not Gay

07 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

in fact, i'm actually straight. music is Guitar Gallop by Sam Spence lyrics: I don't care what they say I don't care, I'm not gay-ay-ay-ay No in fa...

Why Is No One Talking About Fight Club?

04 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

im always friggin talkin about it become a $3 patron to get the zine https://patreon.com/theminutehour music: The Dust Brothers - Corporate World (fr...

Baloney & Figgs

22 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

You never have to be alone again. Season 4 - Relay https://patreon.com/theminutehour Music: The Beach Boys - Smile Backing Vocals Montage

I Don't Care

15 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

a tiny little ladybug. patreon.com/theminutehour Drums - Jim Dooley lyrics: i just brush my hair cuz idc x4 ooo a little ladybug x4 i just brush my h...

The Haunted Darkness

31 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

album art by Droopy McCool music from: metal gear solid cliff martinez seafloored kevin macleod sam spence kano happy halloween

Do You Think I'm Happy

12 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

I got me a plaaaaaan Season 4 - Relay theminutehour.com become a patron: patreon.com/theminutehour Music: Sam Spence - It's Over There Lyrics: do yo...

Relay Part Two

29 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Season 4 Relay - Part Two Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ghUh0ORY_c support TMH at patreon.com/theminutehour album art by arthur hickman (ar...

The Chairman Returns (RP2 out in 10 days)

17 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

RP2 out in 10 days. music is Sam Spence - Data Display. get an FSPC poster - $5 + shipping. details -https://www.reddit.com/r/theminutehour/comments/6...

The Zqube

16 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Buy it! Throw it away! Buy it again! Season 4 - Relay theminutehour.com become a patron patreon.com/theminutehour Music: Kraftwerk - Neon Lights

These Demons of Fatness

05 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

you WILL die you WILL die Season 4 - Relay theminutehour.com become a patron: patreon.com/theminutehour Music: Clean Soul - Kevin MacLeod

Anything Is Possible

19 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

music from Antonio Prola, check him out: https://www.youtube.com/user/SuperJoe1337 https://soundcloud.com/longcatzmuzik theminutehour.com support tmh...

Can You Help Us?

11 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

I got an amp! Trying to make some original compositions. This was made for nsfwhistorypodcast.com - they requested an outro for their episode through ...

Tommy, Johnny, & Jimmy

23 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Season 4 - Relay support tmh @ patreon.com/theminutehour theminutehour.com Lyrics "We Kiss For Fun" You've seen us on the street - Brother! Brother!...

EXECUTIVE SCIENCE

03 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Science! On the move! "The Holodisk" / "Not My Job" Season 4 - Relay support tmh @ patreon.com/theminutehour music: Sam Spence - The Defenders Bill C...

Vote BimStar!

20 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

say his name everyday Season 4 - Relay support @ patreon.com/theminutehour Music: Flight to Freedom - Sam Spence

Relay Part One

26 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Season 4 - Relay Part One support tmh at patreon.com/theminutehour album art by Arthur Hickman (arthurhickman.com) 0:00 - That's A Nice Grill (Pertur...

Steamy Creamy Crazy

14 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

BETTER MAKE IT QUICK, NOW! Season 4 - Relay Music Sam Spence - Tijuana Trip Lyrics: It...just...takes... two scoops in the bowl and then it's in the...

Club Magic

04 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

MC ElectroChrist wants the magic in your soul. Season 4 - Relay become a patron: patreon.com/theminutehour Lyrics: Please, just have a seat - here! S...

DUNDARIOUS REDRIPULIN

16 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Oh to be a Dundareaton Redripulate. Season 4 - Relay become a patron: patreon.com/theminutehour Music: Philip Glass - Forgetting (w/ Linda Ronstadt, ...

Rodey The Long Haired Chef

08 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This name, it is not a mistake. Season 4 - Relay become a patron: patreon.com/theminutehour

Vape! (To Save The Human Race)

07 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Music: Den Harrow - To Meet Me Lyrics: Vape! Vape to save the human race - It don't matter the time or place, you just stop what you're doing and VA...

The Federal Sports Protection Commission

03 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Holy Sports Order. Season 4 - Relay become a patron: patreon.com/theminutehour Lyrics: It's my job to alter the genetic makeup of all able men wh...

The <3 Land

29 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Lyrics: Oh when we find The Heartland, we'll feel it deep in our bones We'll know it's there and we won't care what put us on the road. All that ha...

That's A Nice Grill

21 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

What a beautiful thing. Season 4 - Relay become a patron: patreon.com/theminutehour donate at theminutehour.com logo by Arthur Hickman Music: Welcom...

Trials - Part Two

31 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Trials - Part Two 0:00 - Opening (Glass) 2:27 - You Did It (Metal Gear) 4:17 - Moon Prison's Most Famous Inmate (Glass) 5:49 - Whatever It Takes (Spe...

New Sheriff

28 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

There's a new sheriff in town. Season 3 - Trials donate at theminutehour.com become a patron: patreon.com/theminutehour Music: Danger - Sam Spence

Fuck The Kids

23 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The news has gotten NASTY!! Season 3 - Trials donate at theminutehour.com become a patron: patreon.com/theminutehour those two little fuckers those t...

A Very Scary Statue

13 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

art is alive Season 3 - Trials donate at theminutehour.com become a patron: patreon.com/theminutehour Lyrics: I have come to burn your town to the gr...

You Did It

05 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

You actually went and did it. Season 3 - Trials donate at theminutehour.com You did it. You didn't think that you could do it but you did. You You d...

When I Get Upset, Bad Things Happen

31 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Get out of town. Season 3 - Trials donate at theminutehour.com become a patron at patreon.com/theminutehour Music: Philip Glass - Kronos Quartet - Mi...

I Live In A Big Clock Tower

28 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Giant floating clock tower of doom coming to a city near you. Season 3 - Trials I live in a big clock tower, it floats round from town to town, with ...

Trials - Part One

23 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Trials - Part One. Season 3 Original Album Art by Andrew Sutliff Original Logo by Arthur Hickman 0:00 - Intro 1:30 - My Robot Messiah 11:26 - How To ...

Walk The Plank

01 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Gold is such a fascinating adventure waiting to be discovered and let me just say just if i may the gold we're finding will be good! Now you are all ...