OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Rog Running Over Chippy On A Rip-Stick
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This is a podcast from Rover. Hello there, listener. Get ready for the stuff we couldn't say on air. Oh, no. Runny eggs. End of the world. Here's the podcast. Welcome to the Morning Rumbles Not For Max Podcast. Actually, hello, it's the Morning Rumble podcast. This is the offshoot of the Morning Rumble podcast, which is myself, Creech, Mel, and the redhead kid. The handbrakes are gone, as we like to call it, Creech. I don't see any redhead kids in the studio. No, but it's a name, Mitch. You can't fight a nickname. Have you guys heard the rumour, red beards? If there's ginger in the beard, it means that you perform a lot of cunnilingus. LAUGHTER I know I'm coming fresh off the bat with that. No, you're coming in pretty hot.
We're coming in very hot. I know people that are listening will be like, oh God, he's done it again. Ah, McCain. But no, truly, someone Google that right now. I don't know if it's an urban myth or if there's facts behind it, but apparently a little bit of a ginger tinge in the beard. Yeah, but that's probably more that you're giving head a lot. Ginger tinge means you've been licking them in. I feel like it's a bit of a chicken and the egg situation here. You get the red beard and then eat a lot of things or does it come afterwards? Are you just trying to make out creature yours has got a tinge of red in it? Yeah, yeah, can you guys see? I actually can, but I don't know what it's from. It's not. You can see in the light.
You're making that up. This guy in Hamilton came up to me and was talking to me about it as well. At field days? Don't believe everything you hear on field days. Oh, jeez.
What humorous rumors are shared about ginger beards?
He's like, that's why my arse ears are red. Oh, Creech. Oh, God. Field days. What a time, might I add. What a time it was. Thank you for stepping in and doing that show on Saturday. You would have loved it down there. Gutted I missed it with Rog. I don't know if she would have. I think you saved me a lot, actually. I reckon you might have hated it. Really? I don't know. I mean, is it you, field days? Not really. No. Not really. It's not really me either. I saw all the stuff. I saw you breaking a lawnmower, eating ice cream. You were dressed in your vans and shorts. That makes your beard white, not orange. Unless it's an orange chalk chip, then that ice cream will make your beard orange. But you felt right at home, didn't you, Rog?
Oh, I loved it. Back to your rural roots. Absolutely loved it. He was with his people. Yeah, I hadn't been for a while. It was great. Yeah, it was good. It was good. Mitch has never been. Never been. No, well, you would have been to the South Island version, though, wouldn't you? No, A&P shows and stuff, but I've never had a reason to go to a field day. Let's get you there next year. Yeah, well, next year. But you would have been to the A&P show, right? Tractors. So, I mean, similar. I've got a tractor I need to get put into an A&P show one day. Where is this tractor? It's in my uncle's shed back in Mid Canterbury. It doesn't work. Well, we've tried had it running before, but I think something weird happened with the oil that we put in it because they're used to running on a really old, viscous sort of oil and they put new stuff in it and didn't like it.
So it needs an expert on it, but I don't know how many experts in 1936 Imperial tractors there are anymore. You're looking at an expert right there. Roger, any tips for Mitch's tractor there? Oh, look, mate, like you, it's probably worth a lot of money. Like you need to, you need to. What do you do with the oil problem first? With his oil problem? Well, I mean, it's, that oil would exist. Yeah. I mean, there's no doubt about it. This is so helpful, isn't it? Like really thick stuff. Yeah, it's a realm. You just have to talk to the right people. Would you know how to start it as well? Because there's a crank on the front that you have to be careful with or else it'll spin around and it can break your forearm.
What experiences did the hosts have at the field days?
I know. I know, look, I've seen my dad. I'm sitting there with his arms crossed and everything. He knows. I've seen my dad back in the day trying to crank start machinery.
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