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Chapter 1: What happened during the Crusaders loss?
This is a podcast from Rover. The Morning Rumble Podcast. Because you can't afford a band expander in your car. And what a weekend it was.
Chapter 2: What unusual medical discovery was made during a dissection?
So much to get to. Well, let's get to first. The first semi-final in Hamilton. What a weekend it was. You were there, Rog. Lots to get to with the field days, of course, in Hamilton. Creech and I were at the field days.
Chapter 3: What were the highlights from the weekend sports recap?
Chiefs mana, Rog. Chiefs mana, Moles. That's you. There's a lot of Chiefs mana. Yeah. It's not Rog. There's a lot of Chiefs mana in Hamilton, that's for sure.
Chapter 4: What happened at the UFC event at the White House?
What a night that was. Field days were on. Yeah. The semi-final was on in Hamilton. Chiefs taking on the Crusaders. Creatures, Creach. Creatures, Creach? Creatures, Chiefs. That I am.
Chapter 5: What are the facts about Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire?
Oh, my God. What a game. What a start. Nicely taken.
Chapter 6: Who is Chiefs flanker Simon Parker and what did he say?
And Mitch, what were you thinking at this point? Bugger. Oh, that first half was a tough old watch. I've never seen anything like it.
Chapter 7: What are some surprising nail gun injury stories?
I mean, all last week, I felt like this was coming. Oh. And you can pull the tapes, grab the audio. I said it. You did not say they were going to get their fans pulled down. You said the Chiefs have a tough time playing the Crusaders in playoffs.
Chapter 8: What insights were shared in Kids Corner?
And they do. And they do. And statistically that still hasn't changed. And I've got no problem heaping praise on the Chiefs because there's not a single Chiefs fan on this show Cheap creature. You have barely watched a minute of Super Rugby this year. Mate. He watched 80 of the best. Yeah, yeah. Incredible. Crusaders barely played any rugby. That's for sure.
I mean, that second half, I think you'll find that we won it on the score, didn't we? I think it was 7-0, wasn't it? The second half? Let's get to the point it was actually 49-12. I mean, really, at the end of the game, you know. The Chiefs have exorcised the demons of the last 10 years. They have beaten their arch nemesis, the Crusaders, and they are into another Super Rugby Pacific Grand Final.
Crushing defeat of the Crusaders, 49-12. Yes. And the fact is, Mitch, I mean, halftime, we didn't hear from you. I haven't heard from you since. Now, we have a group chat, and most people are consistent within how much they come in and out of it, win or loss. And I love it. It's one of my favourite things. It's so funny. It's remarkable.
If the Crusaders win, how quickly you can see the speech bubble gathering of Mitch. He's so quick and ramming. But... flip the coin and he goes missing. He's like one of those search and rescue rounds where you've got to send out an entire team. Where is Mitch? Where'd you go? Man, I was busy on Friday. No, you were. You got smashed. Oh, you disappeared. You went garbage.
You were in Christchurch? Yes. Ashburton. Ashburton. What was the vibe? Some dude. Yes. Some dude. Some dude? How was that some dude? He was as gutted as I was. No, but I'll tell you one thing. I wouldn't want to have to be playing a Chiefs team in their fourth final in a row this weekend.
Holy heck.
You're on cue. Oh, I want to be playing them. Don't kid yourself. Absolutely. Absolutely. You can't even look at me when you say it. Absolutely. I'd love to play the best team in the comp. Ooh, so you know who the best is then. Yeah, they had the best performance. They absolutely smashed the Crusaders. I couldn't agree more, Mo. We only beat the Blues. Everyone beats the Blues.
Yeah, they smashed them. And that is all she wrote. Hurricanes through to the final. Big win over the Blues. And next week, the grand final against the Chiefs right here in Wellington. Huge game. Huge. How good? I tell you what, we have no concerns at all. I'll look you straight in your eye. That's the seventh time they put 50 points on a team. Before that, the best a team had ever done that.
The amount of times was four. No team has scored over 100 tries in a season. The second best were the Hurricanes, also previous to that. The Canes are on fire. Don't you worry. Fire. And don't let him speak because your team's gone.
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