ON-AIR π’ - Rog The Warty Goblin
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What unusual incident involving a man and glue is discussed?
This is a podcast from Rover. The Morning Rumble podcast, or as Malz calls it, pointless.
What are some of the weird food addictions mentioned?
Ah, it's time for Malzies! Hey Malz. Hey guys. Hey Malz. Hey man. So, we were saying before it's... Not something you'd recommend, which, in fact, every time we do this segment, it's really things you wouldn't recommend. It's a warning, isn't it? Absolutely.
What predictions are made about the All Black team?
But it is something I do feel like one of our show might have considered doing more than I tried. And I did say that person was Creech. He looks guilty.
What are the odds and hype surrounding the Super Final?
Look at him already. He doesn't know what it is. I have no idea. What is this topic about? Oh, man. But there's not much I wouldn't do, though, to be honest. See? See? Here we go. See? Creech. Let this be a warning. Would you glue your foreskin together to use it as a protection? A stopgap. To use it as a... What, as a form of contraception?
What is the history behind Boss Brad's throat incident?
Yeah, like a... Damn the well. Damn the well. Morning, Mitch.
What challenges does the guest face with multiple surgeries?
Morning, Mitch. Morning, mate. No, I would not do such things. Well, that's good, man, because unfortunately, a 25-year-old man named Salman in Gujarat, India, died of multiple organ failure in Ahmedabad after using a powerful epoxy adhesive on his D as a substitute for a condom. Oh. I see what you mean. No way. Yeah.
What insights are shared about Cam Roigard's performance?
Well, I mean, you're looking around the room, Bryce. It was fair to pinpoint Creech because no one else is doing this, are they? Yeah, no, you're right. And also, can I say, Rog, hadn't read the whole story.
What were the best bits of the week highlighted in the episode?
Yeah, I didn't realise it. Didn't know the man had passed away. We'll let you off this one, Creech. Yeah, yeah. It's a cautionary tale, though. Yeah, absolutely, mate. Wow. And just go buy a Jimmy, you know. Or just, just, just, you know, sort of get in the head zone. Are we, are we wanting this on air? And, you know, it's all about timing. He's just fading him out. Nice fade down. Always scared. Oh, that's no good, Miles, for this poor guy. Yeah, yeah. Well, of course it's not no good, mate. He's dead. I didn't realise he passed away. Did Rose just say, that's no good? Yeah, he's wrecked me out. Shaving the obvious. No, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but
And here we go. Gives it the pointy finger and goes, that's no good, Miles. And then laughs hysterically over the top of you and then hits off the, coming up next, on the morning rumble. Every time. But it is no good for him, Bryce. There it is. Great story, Miles. Food addictions this morning. Have you got some food addictions? Oh, 800ROCKPHONE. Text in 3520. This was in the UK. And McDonald's have curry sauce. Yeah, they sure do. Also, England too. I mean, not just at McDonald's, but England in general. I mean, I'm sure Critch will be able to attest to this being overseas. But curry sauce is... So big. Like, every time you get fish and chips or whatever, you get curry sauce with it. Popular there. Huge. Like, it's a real, we look at it like, what would you get that for?
It's like, no, mate, that is stock standard. Yeah. It's a staple. A staple, that's the word. I'm looking for a constant. Exactly. It's like ice with tea sauce almost. Yes, correct. They love it. They love it. This 21-year-old in the UK, we worked out she was drinking about six or seven litres of this a month. So that's a lot in the little pottles. I reckon my wife would, if she was on here, she would jump in and say how much I love Yes, you do. Yeah, you do love a condiment. She gets furious at how many condiments I have in my fridge. I feel like you make hamburgers just to have condiments. Pretty much. Yeah. It's an excuse. Yeah, absolutely. Then mix them up. So I can see her love and passion for a condiment. Six litres, maybe too much.
But then if you break that down to a daily meal-based amount, Is she adding it to things or is this like purely drinking it? Just drinking it, Mel. Oh, okay. Well, that's probably it. Yeah, that's a bit next level, isn't it? But I mean, I do love aioli so much.
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Chapters
8 chapters
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What unusual incident involving a man and glue is discussed?
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What are some of the weird food addictions mentioned?
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What predictions are made about the All Black team?
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What are the odds and hype surrounding the Super Final?
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What is the history behind Boss Brad's throat incident?
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What challenges does the guest face with multiple surgeries?
1:04β1:26
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What insights are shared about Cam Roigard's performance?
1:26β1:36
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What were the best bits of the week highlighted in the episode?
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