The Morning Stream
Episodes
TMS 2097: That Indian Restaurant is a Naan starter
13 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coffee Porn Music. How Will I Ever Learn How Babby Is Formed? A Glory Hole Silo. I like to cup testeeeeees. Pretty ballsy grabbing the tiger like that...
TMS 2096: Joaquin Phreezer
12 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Are These Tacos Racist? Sorry we took your land. Here, have a taco. Chicken Legs & Ostrich Nuts. No Way Your Name is Kevin. Eff You, I Shan't Say ...
TMS PM for 4-9-2021: Emergency Hole
09 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We Violate a Hippo. Cool Shorts And Jelly Bums. A Tom Hardy Man. Four Clover Leaks. Diamond in your ass with some coal. Senfield Snyder Cut. Poopy Rou...
TMS 2095: Chipless Trucks
07 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Borka Borka, Derka Derka, Flerka Flerka. Warning: Contains Le Beouf Weiner. Just The Tiny Tip Of Mando's 'Blaster'! Like A Sturgeon. We Beat The Boner...
TMS 2094: Ever Eat a Pine Tree?
06 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Scrodenger's Seventeen Year Old. I don't like Weird Goat Cheeeeeeese! RIP Mario, Lets-a Go. I'm Impressed With The Size Of This Guy's Chimney! Do Micr...
TMS 2093: The One Shatner Boinked
05 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Get your second jab, then lick a toilet. Standard Ass Borg. Squeeze Out A Few Chits. I don't like NFTeeeeeeeees. Greg is off limits! Too many Shia Lab...
TMS 2092: A slightly bigger unit
01 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
ClarkGak - Yadda Yadda. The Bulge is for Members Only! Rick Steves Deez Nutz. Veet, Voot, Vert. InFreddy Business. Xrays are for Pupits. Doing things ...
TMS 2091: The Cha-Cha Posse
31 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I don't like Kirkland Peeeeeeeee! Crowds Are Way Too Crowded For Me. One Steak, Nevermore. Social Network 2: Same Hoodie, Different Decade. Bed, Bath,...
TMS 2090: Kill Kenny then Kill Arnie
30 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Cunning Air Lingus. Chicken Cop, Chicken Cop, Chicken Cop PIE! Free Market EBay Grape Nuts. OK Beamer. You Can Neither Take Porgs, Nor Leave Porgs...
TMS 2089: GUI Pants
29 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Have you considered having sex on a different day of the year? I don't like NFTeeeeeeeeees! Lost all my F's to give after High School. Gallbladder and...
TMS 2088: Smells Like a Big Dumb Dog
25 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dick Dock. Alien, not AlienSZZSZZs. All those stars are probably dead. The Italian Hair and the Whatnot. Goatsee Black Hole with Bobby. Actual Science...
TMS 2087: Thankless Water Heater
24 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
You'll have NO toilets, NO power, and NO Lt. Yar! I don't like yard Peeeeeeeeee. No Show Yesterday. Oh No I Flushed! KIM!!! Sediment toooobs. One Two ...
TMS 2086: Half Vaxxedn
22 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
COVID Shut Down Dicks. Is this the line for the vaccine or In-N-Out? My Sediments Exactly. Moderna Tastes Like Dolly Parton. Get a Proper Meat. Your B...
TMSPM for 3-19-2021: Vaccinated, Lubricated, and Inebriated
19 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
All The Beans Are At The End Of The Shaft. First Shot Or Second Shot? Pfizer! Your first TMS PM is Free. How Do I Know It's Not Cat Pee? Stop Right No...
TMS 2085: Going Cold Turdy
18 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Mooney Shot. Department of Futury Business. Eat 9 soapy grapes and call me in the morning. Peter Piper Pleasured his Privates with Pickles. Was hi...
TMS 2084: Beta Ray Bale
17 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Stop Rubbing Your Balls. Lá Fhéile Pádraig Sona Daoibh. Opus The Penguin, He's A Duck, Right? Marmaduke was a red dog, right? It's All Peggy Flembe...
TMS 2083: There's an Enya over that letter
16 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Beef Borgnine. Bitin' Pillows and Makin' Biscuits. All the Internet is Your Dirty Comic. Two Jabbers, One Podcast. Canoli-19 is Not Too Sweet. Make my...
TMS 2082: Catloaf
15 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Just About Got to See John's Wick. A Claw to the Sack. Bill only Has Small Nuts. The Daylight Savings Rebellion. There can be only one Beeeee Geeeeee....
TMS 2081: 28 Centimeters Later
11 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What Rhymes With Ibbott? Weiner Jokes Were THRUST Upon You!! I Don't Like Naked Panda Express Orgieeeeeeee! What's in a name with Booby Frankenbooger....
TMS 2080: Jess, Tess, & Bess
10 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Lovingly Caressing a Turd with a Tongue. Guardia La Forge. Like A Fatter Roger Stone? Penetrated by Dog Tongue. what show were the Jetsons on? The Far...
TMS 2079: Conger Adulations
09 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Clearly a warehouse of dildos. The chips in your arm are free. Guac is extra. A Tape for Measuring your Package. I Liked Visiting The Sacramento Beeee...
TMS 2078: Put the pipe between the buns
08 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I Don't Like Decaf Teaaaaaaaaaa. Sticking a Little German In You! Are You Prepared To Receive My Swabbed Anus? Good for Preventing Death. Raise Your H...
TMS 2077: Oogachaka Babytech
04 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Give me the peen! I need the Vaccine. Blendersofa, when the walls fell. 'All Your Base' Is Nearly Eligible For Its COVID Vaccine. Me Played By Me. Eve...
TMS 2076: Zurich is Still Wrong
03 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
That'll Teach Him To Bring A Knife To A Cock Fight! Canada, Still not in the EU. Who Has The Clog Shoes & The Windmills? Rosebelly Movie? Cloretz ...
TMS 2075: Sippin on Gin and Raisins
01 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Don't put all your eggs in one a-hole. Get Some Johnson and Johnson in your Johnson. Same Story, Irregardless Of Man Or Lady Parts! Assassin's Creed: ...
TMS 2074: Soup whiskey
25 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Join for the Meat, stay for the Gravy. Mars Rover, Mars Rover, Let Dirt Come Over. How to Gently Scold a Lynx. Look At My Wand!! I don't like Logitech...
TMS 2073: Froccoli and Fotatoes
24 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Then you shall have no smell, no logic, and no Lt. Yar. A Fist Full of Craisins and a Face Full of Cologne. There's a Lot We Can Learn from Red Dwarf....
TMS 2072: The Jim Reeves Life Alert
23 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
From The Top To Phlebotomist. Put Your Sweet Lips Closer To The Phone. Kale in your Butthole Levels of Credit. Right Through, Like Kale in Your Buttho...
TMS 2071: Barry Excited
22 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Who is Rorschach? That's The Question. Daft Punk and Tennille. Barry Gordon James Levit Fraggle Scott Bibby Show! Unsolved Mystery Solved! Receiving t...
TMS 2070: Dude Ways
18 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Schmidt Happens! The Dog Exploded, or I need your EIN number. A Canadian, with the Yellow Pages, in the Nightstand. I'll take reversing the polarity o...
TMS 2069: Four Swedish Ladies & 12 Cats
17 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There were many women on Scrubs. Close-Up of the Brithin' Space. Soory aboot Tim Horton's eh? We Don't Like Fleeeeeeeeets! Jonah Hill Is Big, YEAH! YE...
TMS 2068: THE CAKE WAS A BABY!
16 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Do I like Ted Cruz's haircut? Let me mullet over. Nobody Puts Baby in a Cupcake. Lack Of Chair, Lack Of Hair, Lack Of Clare. Weezer's weird right? Did...
TMS 2067: Dad Flexes
15 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
$35 Toblerone. Scott and Dunaway get stuck in the Hotel Room. Your Move, Mulligan Boy. A dollar late and never sorry. No Mint, No Phonebook, and No Lt...
TMS 2066: You can't handle the TOOTH!
11 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I Need A BONE Detector! Jamaica's out of weeeeed. Who's Our New Cute?? Hippie Dippie Mystic Gimme. Don't Rush Geddy Lee. He Likes Dudes! He Married On...
TMS 2065: Over to Yuki
10 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What Size Was Your Floppy? Stretchy Yoga Hulk Pants. I Don't Think Paul Bettany Can Actually Fly! 2 in the front, and a weird one in the back. You Don...
TMS 2064: Bubba The Gripper
09 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hey There, Chisel Tip! You will have NO McFish, NO McShake, and NO Lieutenant Yar. Tell Darth Vada. My Romance with a Chemical Morning Jacket. Ibbott ...
TMS 2063: Give Us Another Tober
08 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Used Aquarium Gravel Cereal. Wasn't there a Hazardous Show called Dukes of Somethin? Bonsai Pizza Worthy of a French Handshake. Special K John Small B...
TMS 2062: Spiritual Nuggets
04 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Masturbation Gibbon. Harvey Badman, Attorney in Jail. Dick Pics Are Made From Dixels. Howling Mad M.O.D.O.K. Bed, Bath & Beyond Meat!! Time + Fart...
TMS 2061: No Monkey Union
03 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
How much for a weekly Jerk? 60% Dad Jokes, 40% Bacon! What About Pac-Man? Pac-Man? Maybe Pac-Man? Rheeeeeeeeeonnnnnn Johnnnsonnnnnnnnnn!!! Attack of t...
TMS 2060: Admiral Dumbass
01 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
No curb too high for a rental car. The Failing Galactic Empire. The One With Batman's Weiner in it. Testicle Inertia Enterprise Fighters. The USB-C of...
TMS 2059: Who's Brimley
28 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
HERE WE GO WITH TRUMP AGAIN! Is It Too Early For A Chicken Sandwich? Shitbreaker Colon Furnacehole. God Australian humor is weird. He makes a better P...
TMS 2058: Gradient Filter Mutton Chops
27 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Where Do Mutton Chops Start on a Bald Man? Looked Like Jesus, Smelled Like a Homeless Guy. Dantoine Is Like Tatooine, But Has Dan And Is Worse. It's S...
TMS 2057: Nickleknack
26 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Inserting things into Bernie Sanders. Non-Newtonian Apple Juice! Borax, Boron, Bor'axe. Super Soft Nicole. Two-Hit Wonders? Choppin at the Rocks to Fi...
TMS 2056: Battle Colon!
25 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After 10 years you'd think we'd figure it out by now. I Don't Like Tom Bradyyyyyyyyyy. Is water blue? Cause like I really want to know. Foam Finger An...
TMS 2055: Mermie Sanders Bemes
21 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
That's A Full-On Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Tumor Relocation Services. A Guy Died In My Room Last Night!! Sucking Up Old Cheese and Mud. 4 and a half is less ...
TMS 2054: Meat Fellow Hot Dog Fans
20 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Killer Klowns from Downton Abbey. Pence's Pocket Fly Familiar. Even The DOG Doesn't Want Dominos! It's not delivery, it Dogiorno. Dollaredoos! Fun Mom...
TMS 2053: Bubblegum Squash
19 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Yawning Tiger, Hidden Dragon. This Candle Smells Like my Kaivax. My divorce was freeeeeeeeee. Scott hates balls in his tea. the vag, the vag, the vag ...
TMS 2052: Cranial Wessels
18 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Surgery in 10 hours or less or the crusty bread is free. Don't Dink with Pants when a Girl is Waiting. You can lead a nerd to Firefly, but you can't ...
TMS 2051: Never Go Full Shaman
14 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Which Kennedy From MTV Was Downtown Julie Brown? Two and a Half 100 year olds. Lady Flask of Creamer. There are 4 Impeachments. I Don't Like Political...
TMS 2050: Dialling My Karen Back
13 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Black, Gay, and Dwarven. Call Me SHAMAN, Mom!! The Mayo is Coming From INSIDE the Phone! Dollar Store Jamaroqui. That's Not My Boob. Then you shall ha...
TMS 2049: Off-Brand Megadonors
12 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I Could Impeach For Hours. What's The Drag On A Canadian Penny? Extra-Curricular Man-Seed. I Like Ketchup's Umamiiiiiiii. Stick your meat in Dr Pep. D...
TMS 2048: FYI It's DIY
11 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Things that Yell at Me in My House. I've got the High Ground, Anakin. You are a dumbass. The Calendar Game is So Dated. Skeletor Mocks Your Pain. ...
TMS 2047: This Stream Does Not Exist
07 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Scott always lands butter-side down. I knew Via Getty and you sir are no Via Getty. I Don't Like Rioter Peeeeeeeeeeee! Stifler's Mom's Son. Wood Y...
TMS 2046: Stimulus Pizza
06 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ask Your Doctor If Complainatol Is Right For You. No Pennytration. I Don't Like Beeeeeeeeeee Storieeeeeees. Have you tried nothing? Keep it in the Cow...