The Morning Stream
Episodes
TMS 2128: Uncle Tinkles
10 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This Is Not My AirBNB House! Frosty-Haired Chode. Having A Rule And Enforcing It Are Two Very Different Things! Rick Roll gives me gas. You'll never g...
TMS 2127: Baron Zima
09 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
They're Born dicks, They Stay Dicks, They're Dicks FOREVER! Bee Keeper Suit? SEND PICS!! Potato Tornado Was My Finishing Move. You Gots a Horny Boyfri...
TMS 2126:Pho'arts
08 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
One Man's Trash is Another Boy's Porn Collection. I had the Pho and the Pho won. Good old Kentucky Tennessee. The Ike Truman Show! Crypto-Bros 24/7! T...
TMS 2125: Mitt's Junk is...inevitable
07 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
At some point, everyone in Utah will touch Mitt's Junk. I Don't Like Infected Coffeeeeeeeeeee. Don't eat Fish flavored Ice. Pubic of the Leftists. Fec...
TMS 2124: HTC Weed
03 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A Group Of Macocks Are Called A Podcast. Beer, Free Donut, and Free Ride! VapoRub, Now with WEED! Recycling is realy hosed. Bluetooth Speakery Unit. D...
TMS 2123: Basement Baby Glob Unit
02 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
No Matter What You Do, I Only Wanna Picachu. I don't like barf on meeeeeeeeee. Popcorn: Styrofoam with rocks in it. Are Poptarts A Sandwich? #1 rule i...
TMS 2122: Pumping Bee Juice!
01 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We Haven't Had A Solid Bee Sting In Years. It's Not Called Oooloo! We Asked For More Fish Cheeks But They Didn't Have Any More Fish Cheeks. Leave the ...
TMS 2121: Don't Woo In My Car!
27 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Do You Even Lyft In Vegas, Bro?? STEVE AND BRIAN ARE ON DRUGS! Gidgit's time of the month. That is so ReeeeeeeDICULOUS. Don't Take The Piss, Brian! Tw...
TMS 2120: Donna the Dead
26 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Shpritz of the Flonase. Kick Randy in the Testicle. Boy Am I Glad I'm Not Allergic to Vibrations. David Cop a Feel. I Don't Like Allergieeeeeees. Sir,...
TMS 2119: Two Oregon Fish Sandwich
25 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Exit Hole Soup. Don't Vape Me, Bro! Gibraltar Is Giving 110%!! Poo Hand Luke! I'm gonna buy an effin tazer. Like Fun Dip? No? No, not like Fun Dip? We...
TMS 2118: Mitzuber
24 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Weens of His Combatants. Medical Grade Germans Jaaaaaaaaa. Shoving Raffled Off Infants into My Face. Vanilla Extract Anal Beaver. Get me LEGO! LEG...
TMS 2117: Buying Fake Pee? Urine Trouble!
19 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Never Double Dip your Swabs. I don't like Synthetic Peeeeeeeee! No Show Tomorrow. Screw you, I'm going with Zod. The Preposterous Poopiepants McGee. D...
TMS 2116: Human Spin Art
18 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Constantine Troutbunker. Paying The Porcelain Price. Oculus Googlus. The Stinky Kimchi Mistake. Leaving Rehab > Divorce > Olivia Munn In 24 Hour...
TMS 2115: Hell No 90120
17 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Two Shits Passing in the Night. Johnson Neighborhood Rescue Service: Free Roll of Duct Tape with every visit. Baby Johnson Johnson. Cutting pipe is no...
TMS 2114: Pizzamon Go
13 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
No Cinnamon, Send It Back! Penile Art = Penal Action. People Don't Even Know That They're Doin' It While They're Doin' It! She looks like a raisin, I ...
TMS 2113: On the yoink
12 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Pimps Wear Funny Hats!! Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson. Loki runs Villain Town! Literally His Head Is R...
TMS 2112: Rotten Meat Curious
11 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hooked On Stefaniks Worked For Me! I Spent Every Summer at Mellon Camp. Physically Correct Boy doll. The Baby Shit Memo. Give me my gun and my goat an...
TMS 2111: Saduchi Sapachi
10 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We ate your weiner, and it was fine. Excess Dryness Between the Buns. Hairy Woody. I DON'T LIKE TASTY FREEEEEEEEZE. Welcome To The Price Is Wrong Bitc...
TMS 2110: Run Bummer
06 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sabrina the Teenage Felony. 5 Pirate Movies, 6 Wives, 8 Recorder Holes. Billionaire's are people too dammit! Weird Birth Smirk. Maybe we don't have to...
TMS 2109: Glape Suzette
05 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Good at Drawing Butt Kazoos. The Winder Next Door. Tango, Turner, Cash and Hooch. I Don't Wanna Hang Out With Marc!! The Shape Of Our Girl In The Wate...
TMS 2108: Running for Goober Natorials
04 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
He's The Guy With The ONE Monocle! Baaaabyyyyyy duck doo doo doo doo. Mrr Thrr Frrth Brr Wrrth Yurrr. March The Tenth Be With You!! He's Got A Leachy ...
TMS 2107: WHO IS DICK PRICE!
03 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's Called Noodles & Company, Not Side Salad & Company. Where's Harvey Milk?! Mostly White Balls. Mostly. Reset the Fury Road Clock. There We...
TMS 2106: Trinidad & Winnebago
29 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
PIXAR's Untouchables. I Can Choose Between AC AND DC? Crikey! How do Leap Years Work? Come out to Salt Lake City, Have a few laughs. Mother Brothel an...
TMS 2105: Captain Mortality
28 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Cooking With Clare. Wankercising. I Don't Want the Lazer-Squirts. UNDOCK YER SWETCH! Accu-Weather Johnson. Spirit Airlines runs Garbage Town. String-r...
TMS 2104: Jeff's Kiss!
27 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
How many days since a Fury Road mention? 0, Always 0. Sheena Hulkstein. Tiger Based Magicians. Does Kung Fu Count as a Superpower? Who has the Most Wh...
TMS 2103: Don't forget to hate and ignore
26 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dunaway's Squishy Balls. I don't like the letter zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I'm Old, I'm Dumb, Get Used To It. 24 ACROSS: BITCH MOTHER. Take Your Wife... o...
TMS 2102: Katherine Heprin
22 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Jesus Fried Chicken. There's no crying in video games! Whore Horror. Turns Out a Lot of Things Rhyme with House. We're All Grumpy! I call my underwear...
TMS 2101: Le Steak D'Shack
21 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Red on head light. Puhfeeling Puhfine after Puhfizer. Pig Anuses You Love, From People You Trust. Feel Like a Man Now? You can't return your food and ...
TMS 2100: Glorious Geography Of Teeth
19 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Nose To Butt Lane. Burger Goes In, Burger Goes Out. Entry Level Beef Burrito. All the Elk Ladies, All the Elk Ladies. Sex, Lights, and Monkey Bars. An...
TMS 2099: Sack Snyder
15 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Q-Ant-non. Booby Franks & Boogers Talks About Wooden Satellites. Chrysler the Redeemer, Transform and Roll OUT! My Echo was misbehaving, so I punc...
TMS 2098: Down The Q-Hole
14 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Reboot, Remake, Revive, Repeat. Its called Prooping. Rules are for Old People. Star Trek: Upper Decker. Non-Fungible Wooden Ball. You Cant Do That On ...
TMS 2097: That Indian Restaurant is a Naan starter
13 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coffee Porn Music. How Will I Ever Learn How Babby Is Formed? A Glory Hole Silo. I like to cup testeeeeees. Pretty ballsy grabbing the tiger like that...
TMS 2096: Joaquin Phreezer
12 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Are These Tacos Racist? Sorry we took your land. Here, have a taco. Chicken Legs & Ostrich Nuts. No Way Your Name is Kevin. Eff You, I Shan't Say ...
TMS PM for 4-9-2021: Emergency Hole
09 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We Violate a Hippo. Cool Shorts And Jelly Bums. A Tom Hardy Man. Four Clover Leaks. Diamond in your ass with some coal. Senfield Snyder Cut. Poopy Rou...
TMS 2095: Chipless Trucks
07 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Borka Borka, Derka Derka, Flerka Flerka. Warning: Contains Le Beouf Weiner. Just The Tiny Tip Of Mando's 'Blaster'! Like A Sturgeon. We Beat The Boner...
TMS 2094: Ever Eat a Pine Tree?
06 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Scrodenger's Seventeen Year Old. I don't like Weird Goat Cheeeeeeese! RIP Mario, Lets-a Go. I'm Impressed With The Size Of This Guy's Chimney! Do Micr...
TMS 2093: The One Shatner Boinked
05 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Get your second jab, then lick a toilet. Standard Ass Borg. Squeeze Out A Few Chits. I don't like NFTeeeeeeeees. Greg is off limits! Too many Shia Lab...
TMS 2092: A slightly bigger unit
01 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
ClarkGak - Yadda Yadda. The Bulge is for Members Only! Rick Steves Deez Nutz. Veet, Voot, Vert. InFreddy Business. Xrays are for Pupits. Doing things ...
TMS 2091: The Cha-Cha Posse
31 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I don't like Kirkland Peeeeeeeee! Crowds Are Way Too Crowded For Me. One Steak, Nevermore. Social Network 2: Same Hoodie, Different Decade. Bed, Bath,...
TMS 2090: Kill Kenny then Kill Arnie
30 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Cunning Air Lingus. Chicken Cop, Chicken Cop, Chicken Cop PIE! Free Market EBay Grape Nuts. OK Beamer. You Can Neither Take Porgs, Nor Leave Porgs...
TMS 2089: GUI Pants
29 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Have you considered having sex on a different day of the year? I don't like NFTeeeeeeeeees! Lost all my F's to give after High School. Gallbladder and...
TMS 2088: Smells Like a Big Dumb Dog
25 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dick Dock. Alien, not AlienSZZSZZs. All those stars are probably dead. The Italian Hair and the Whatnot. Goatsee Black Hole with Bobby. Actual Science...
TMS 2087: Thankless Water Heater
24 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
You'll have NO toilets, NO power, and NO Lt. Yar! I don't like yard Peeeeeeeeee. No Show Yesterday. Oh No I Flushed! KIM!!! Sediment toooobs. One Two ...
TMS 2086: Half Vaxxedn
22 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
COVID Shut Down Dicks. Is this the line for the vaccine or In-N-Out? My Sediments Exactly. Moderna Tastes Like Dolly Parton. Get a Proper Meat. Your B...
TMSPM for 3-19-2021: Vaccinated, Lubricated, and Inebriated
19 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
All The Beans Are At The End Of The Shaft. First Shot Or Second Shot? Pfizer! Your first TMS PM is Free. How Do I Know It's Not Cat Pee? Stop Right No...
TMS 2085: Going Cold Turdy
18 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Mooney Shot. Department of Futury Business. Eat 9 soapy grapes and call me in the morning. Peter Piper Pleasured his Privates with Pickles. Was hi...
TMS 2084: Beta Ray Bale
17 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Stop Rubbing Your Balls. Lá Fhéile Pádraig Sona Daoibh. Opus The Penguin, He's A Duck, Right? Marmaduke was a red dog, right? It's All Peggy Flembe...
TMS 2083: There's an Enya over that letter
16 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Beef Borgnine. Bitin' Pillows and Makin' Biscuits. All the Internet is Your Dirty Comic. Two Jabbers, One Podcast. Canoli-19 is Not Too Sweet. Make my...
TMS 2082: Catloaf
15 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Just About Got to See John's Wick. A Claw to the Sack. Bill only Has Small Nuts. The Daylight Savings Rebellion. There can be only one Beeeee Geeeeee....
TMS 2081: 28 Centimeters Later
11 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What Rhymes With Ibbott? Weiner Jokes Were THRUST Upon You!! I Don't Like Naked Panda Express Orgieeeeeeee! What's in a name with Booby Frankenbooger....
TMS 2080: Jess, Tess, & Bess
10 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Lovingly Caressing a Turd with a Tongue. Guardia La Forge. Like A Fatter Roger Stone? Penetrated by Dog Tongue. what show were the Jetsons on? The Far...
TMS 2079: Conger Adulations
09 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Clearly a warehouse of dildos. The chips in your arm are free. Guac is extra. A Tape for Measuring your Package. I Liked Visiting The Sacramento Beeee...
TMS 2078: Put the pipe between the buns
08 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I Don't Like Decaf Teaaaaaaaaaa. Sticking a Little German In You! Are You Prepared To Receive My Swabbed Anus? Good for Preventing Death. Raise Your H...
TMS 2077: Oogachaka Babytech
04 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Give me the peen! I need the Vaccine. Blendersofa, when the walls fell. 'All Your Base' Is Nearly Eligible For Its COVID Vaccine. Me Played By Me. Eve...
TMS 2076: Zurich is Still Wrong
03 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
That'll Teach Him To Bring A Knife To A Cock Fight! Canada, Still not in the EU. Who Has The Clog Shoes & The Windmills? Rosebelly Movie? Cloretz ...
TMS 2075: Sippin on Gin and Raisins
01 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Don't put all your eggs in one a-hole. Get Some Johnson and Johnson in your Johnson. Same Story, Irregardless Of Man Or Lady Parts! Assassin's Creed: ...
TMS 2074: Soup whiskey
25 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Join for the Meat, stay for the Gravy. Mars Rover, Mars Rover, Let Dirt Come Over. How to Gently Scold a Lynx. Look At My Wand!! I don't like Logitech...
TMS 2073: Froccoli and Fotatoes
24 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Then you shall have no smell, no logic, and no Lt. Yar. A Fist Full of Craisins and a Face Full of Cologne. There's a Lot We Can Learn from Red Dwarf....
TMS 2072: The Jim Reeves Life Alert
23 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
From The Top To Phlebotomist. Put Your Sweet Lips Closer To The Phone. Kale in your Butthole Levels of Credit. Right Through, Like Kale in Your Buttho...
TMS 2071: Barry Excited
22 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Who is Rorschach? That's The Question. Daft Punk and Tennille. Barry Gordon James Levit Fraggle Scott Bibby Show! Unsolved Mystery Solved! Receiving t...
TMS 2070: Dude Ways
18 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Schmidt Happens! The Dog Exploded, or I need your EIN number. A Canadian, with the Yellow Pages, in the Nightstand. I'll take reversing the polarity o...
TMS 2069: Four Swedish Ladies & 12 Cats
17 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There were many women on Scrubs. Close-Up of the Brithin' Space. Soory aboot Tim Horton's eh? We Don't Like Fleeeeeeeeets! Jonah Hill Is Big, YEAH! YE...
TMS 2068: THE CAKE WAS A BABY!
16 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Do I like Ted Cruz's haircut? Let me mullet over. Nobody Puts Baby in a Cupcake. Lack Of Chair, Lack Of Hair, Lack Of Clare. Weezer's weird right? Did...
TMS 2067: Dad Flexes
15 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
$35 Toblerone. Scott and Dunaway get stuck in the Hotel Room. Your Move, Mulligan Boy. A dollar late and never sorry. No Mint, No Phonebook, and No Lt...
TMS 2066: You can't handle the TOOTH!
11 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I Need A BONE Detector! Jamaica's out of weeeeed. Who's Our New Cute?? Hippie Dippie Mystic Gimme. Don't Rush Geddy Lee. He Likes Dudes! He Married On...
TMS 2065: Over to Yuki
10 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What Size Was Your Floppy? Stretchy Yoga Hulk Pants. I Don't Think Paul Bettany Can Actually Fly! 2 in the front, and a weird one in the back. You Don...
TMS 2064: Bubba The Gripper
09 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hey There, Chisel Tip! You will have NO McFish, NO McShake, and NO Lieutenant Yar. Tell Darth Vada. My Romance with a Chemical Morning Jacket. Ibbott ...
TMS 2063: Give Us Another Tober
08 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Used Aquarium Gravel Cereal. Wasn't there a Hazardous Show called Dukes of Somethin? Bonsai Pizza Worthy of a French Handshake. Special K John Small B...
TMS 2062: Spiritual Nuggets
04 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Masturbation Gibbon. Harvey Badman, Attorney in Jail. Dick Pics Are Made From Dixels. Howling Mad M.O.D.O.K. Bed, Bath & Beyond Meat!! Time + Fart...
TMS 2061: No Monkey Union
03 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
How much for a weekly Jerk? 60% Dad Jokes, 40% Bacon! What About Pac-Man? Pac-Man? Maybe Pac-Man? Rheeeeeeeeeonnnnnn Johnnnsonnnnnnnnnn!!! Attack of t...
TMS 2060: Admiral Dumbass
01 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
No curb too high for a rental car. The Failing Galactic Empire. The One With Batman's Weiner in it. Testicle Inertia Enterprise Fighters. The USB-C of...
TMS 2059: Who's Brimley
28 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
HERE WE GO WITH TRUMP AGAIN! Is It Too Early For A Chicken Sandwich? Shitbreaker Colon Furnacehole. God Australian humor is weird. He makes a better P...
TMS 2058: Gradient Filter Mutton Chops
27 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Where Do Mutton Chops Start on a Bald Man? Looked Like Jesus, Smelled Like a Homeless Guy. Dantoine Is Like Tatooine, But Has Dan And Is Worse. It's S...
TMS 2057: Nickleknack
26 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Inserting things into Bernie Sanders. Non-Newtonian Apple Juice! Borax, Boron, Bor'axe. Super Soft Nicole. Two-Hit Wonders? Choppin at the Rocks to Fi...
TMS 2056: Battle Colon!
25 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After 10 years you'd think we'd figure it out by now. I Don't Like Tom Bradyyyyyyyyyy. Is water blue? Cause like I really want to know. Foam Finger An...
TMS 2055: Mermie Sanders Bemes
21 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
That's A Full-On Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Tumor Relocation Services. A Guy Died In My Room Last Night!! Sucking Up Old Cheese and Mud. 4 and a half is less ...
TMS 2054: Meat Fellow Hot Dog Fans
20 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Killer Klowns from Downton Abbey. Pence's Pocket Fly Familiar. Even The DOG Doesn't Want Dominos! It's not delivery, it Dogiorno. Dollaredoos! Fun Mom...
TMS 2053: Bubblegum Squash
19 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Yawning Tiger, Hidden Dragon. This Candle Smells Like my Kaivax. My divorce was freeeeeeeeee. Scott hates balls in his tea. the vag, the vag, the vag ...
TMS 2052: Cranial Wessels
18 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Surgery in 10 hours or less or the crusty bread is free. Don't Dink with Pants when a Girl is Waiting. You can lead a nerd to Firefly, but you can't ...
TMS 2051: Never Go Full Shaman
14 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Which Kennedy From MTV Was Downtown Julie Brown? Two and a Half 100 year olds. Lady Flask of Creamer. There are 4 Impeachments. I Don't Like Political...
TMS 2050: Dialling My Karen Back
13 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Black, Gay, and Dwarven. Call Me SHAMAN, Mom!! The Mayo is Coming From INSIDE the Phone! Dollar Store Jamaroqui. That's Not My Boob. Then you shall ha...
TMS 2049: Off-Brand Megadonors
12 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I Could Impeach For Hours. What's The Drag On A Canadian Penny? Extra-Curricular Man-Seed. I Like Ketchup's Umamiiiiiiii. Stick your meat in Dr Pep. D...
TMS 2048: FYI It's DIY
11 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Things that Yell at Me in My House. I've got the High Ground, Anakin. You are a dumbass. The Calendar Game is So Dated. Skeletor Mocks Your Pain. ...
TMS 2047: This Stream Does Not Exist
07 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Scott always lands butter-side down. I knew Via Getty and you sir are no Via Getty. I Don't Like Rioter Peeeeeeeeeeee! Stifler's Mom's Son. Wood Y...
TMS 2046: Stimulus Pizza
06 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ask Your Doctor If Complainatol Is Right For You. No Pennytration. I Don't Like Beeeeeeeeeee Storieeeeeees. Have you tried nothing? Keep it in the Cow...