The Night Shift Court
Episodes
Episode Seventy Two - Galon will come for the coin: Wet from the inside
21 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I honestly think that I edited approximately 27 minutes of our wheeze/laugh for this episode... But the Ed Gein Story is the highlight!!! Welcome back...
Episode Seventy One: King Conreths' colour analysis: Have you seen that man run?
15 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Here we are with Chapters 11-13 because holy heck there is some STUFF TO COVER! We think Conreth is a Cool Winter, but really does anyone know true co...
Episode 70 - Fine Fae Form: Many died to reach an even number.
14 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Back to regularly scheduled programming with Stacia Episodes, we hope you enjoyed our catch up episode where we chatted shit for a while :) This episo...
Catch Up with Us!!!!
24 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
WE WELCOME OURSELVES BACK!Sorry for the interuption, life got REAL but here we are and we are back with a bang :) Catch up here and then we resume reg...
Episode 69 - The Poop Deck: I can’t believe it’s not butter
18 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
WE ARE BACK! Mowen has to apologise for her "knocking on heavens door" health lately which is why there's been a night shift court hiatus, i'm barely ...
Episode 68 - Davis wants to see her cat - The Sorting Vase
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
OOF Lorian a ginger ninja? Nope, just another Fae Brute making blood vows and riding his own agenda, bloody C - could have enlightened him to a few mi...
Episode 67 - He feels russian: have you got any meat?
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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Episode 66 - Always Oily, never dry: washed thrice - A Court This Cruel and Lovely - Stacia Stark
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
PRINCE OF GROMMALIA?! Scandelous - can you believe how both of them have SCHMOOZED their way into the bloody palace. Genius. Things are starting to lo...
Episode 65 - The 3 P's of the slums: it's like when you have herpes (A Court This Cruel & Lovely - Chapters 11-15)
03 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
So sorry for the delay folks, if you missed why click back to our previous minisode where Mowen explains! This episode was set to launch on Good Frida...
Episode 64.5 Minisode - Credence Review
28 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey guys, I'm beyond sorry that we've missed a fortnight and hope you forgive us, this minisode explains why and we shall be back on Friday wi...
Episode 64 - Beardy McGee: Which one of yas took a shet?! (A Court This Cruel & Lovely - Chapters 6-10)
11 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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Episode 63 - Good Golden Egg: The Heart of the Ocean. (A Court This Cruel & Lovely - Chapters 1-5)
04 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(Kingdom of Lies Series : A Court This Cruel & Lovely - Chapters 1-5 - Stacia Stark)Here we go folks! Strap in for this epic 4 books series walkth...
FINAL ACOTAR EPISODE!!! Episode Sixty Two - Have Madja milk you like a cow: Nesta the Jester
28 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Can you ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT!!!! We've finished our ENTIRE ACOTAR SERIES (those that are published anyway) LISTEN for our reveal of our NEW SERIES!...
Episode Sixty One - Bellius is Back! Old Shrivelled pillowcase with a crown on her head.
22 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Honestly Sarah did us dirty, or did the publisher? Someone did coz this shit is giving us a headache from whipping our head back and forth, and not in...
Episode Sixty - This could have been an email: Does this smell like chloroform to you?
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What in the Dumbledore is this whiplash that we are experiencing in these chapters??? Glowing freaking friend bracelets and death poo's... DEATH P...
Episode Fifty Nine - Trim, Taut & Terrific: Extrapolate the cycle...
07 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week is the three sisters looking devastating in the Sex Dungeon, I mean the court of nightmares...Black dresses all round but only Nesta is actu...
Episode Fifty Eight - The first thing is that Edward was a vampire: I love hissing
02 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Honestly between the Harry Potter Fandom, the Twilight Fandom and the LOTR Fandom we have you SORTED (no pun intended)
Episode Fifty Seven Nesta’s BGL: The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed
21 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Epiphanies all round, what sort of man do you have, will he question you zipping a drill around the house or just leave you to it? Do you have a ski i...
Episode Fifty Six - Helion signs paperwork with a glitter pen: Like a cat on a curtain.
14 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If Tamlin could just CEASE with the BEAST form that would be so grand, I am SICK of his broody whinging toxicity. Cassian just needs to shut the hell ...
Episode Fifty Five - A breath of foul air: I'm assuming a Great Sword is just a really big sword.
07 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!!!!! Nesta's bathtime interruption is ONLY saved by the bringing of food. It's an absolute NEG from MOWEN re the...
Episode Fifty Four - The pelvic situation: The Archerons of incontinence...
02 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
SOMEBODY STOP ME!!! The Lord of the Rings is getting a decent workout in this episode, as is several Disney movies... but honestly this episode is jus...
Episode Fifty Three - The most proven way to cheer up a man: do you think Azriel stopped to put on shorts?
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lets argue percentages of Illyrianness shall we? Oh wait, it doesn't fecking matter Cassian SHOOOSH. Luciens back to manage Tamlins' Tantrums...
Episode Fifty Two - I've only got three bat boys: A coronet upon your head.
20 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Honestly the threesome deleted scene needs to be a fan fic NOW. I don't have anything else to comment OK? Except I kinda miss Lucien... and I kind...
Episode Fifty One (fifty famous) As long as the sisters don't touch: Aragorn son of Arathorn
13 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
ITS MOWENS BIRTHDAY (but the file corrupted so this episode is late apologies) If you don't get the Ross Gellar reference we can't be friends. Can you...
Episode FIFTY!!! Like scurvy going around the inner circle: did you get crunk?
03 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Yeah okay guys, Mowen may have done hip hop but YOU didn't see Pidge LINE dancing to Aquas "barbie girl" Mowen is forever changed..... There were TEAR...
Episode Forty Nine - One hundred and onety one: Can he smell it?
28 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
RITA is in the house.... is "Rita's" Rita Skeeters?? That could be a cool FanFic. Nessian edge closer to one another, can you smell it? Az can. Az can...
Episode Forty Eight - The rules of an orgy: That's how you get tinnea
20 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
LETS GET INTO SILVER FLAMES BABY!! Forced proximity trope activated - Nessian in full slow burn mode. Nesta's hole is getting bulldozed and despite Ca...
Episode Forty Seven - Do you want to see my high kick? Not a little ploop.
13 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
THANK GOD THAT OVER!!!! IYKYK Edward and Bella moments Christmas Presents in the Sidra Garden Extensions The End.
Episode Forty Six - How do you win a snowball fight? Don't leave me alone with a quiche...
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Honestly, the solstice gift giving is cringe, MVP goes to eyeball daddy for those gloves, Feyre's daycare art has no place in Solstice, she can afford...
Episode Forty Five - From the fiddling onwards: Azriels essence
30 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The more we go forth, the more inappropriate Mowen is about Ariel and the more boring Elaine gets, the funnier Cassian gets and the more "married" Rhy...
Episode Forty Four Rhys the naked model: every mans worst nightmare
22 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Emerie's introduction, solstice gift buying, Rosehall, Luciens black eye...Feyre's paint & sip, that's about it yeah?? BUT have you caught someone...
Episode Forty Three - Feyres Found Friend: a pants off entirely situation
15 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mowen harping about her YiaYia before actually explaining the reason she hasn't been a fan of the Grinch who stole Christmas... WHOOOOOVILLE? I'm fine...
Episode Forty Two Lingerie, Parsley & Pineapple: Who's living in the Weavers Cottage?
08 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A baby episode to wrap up the last two chapters and our finals thoughts on ACOWAR as we prepare for ACOFAS - Rhys POV - snore snore. Mowen's IVF SITRE...
Episode Forty One - The Sarah-tonin: Orange to the thigh, blue to the sky...
01 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Seriously Greece needs to get their parking issues sorted out...donkeys. What's Amren eating now? I can't rest until I know if she likes coriander or ...
Episode Forty Stress vomit: Come on soup, be bread again!
25 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
THE STRESS - do you vom? We just eat... but honestly if anything is going to make us vom it's the end of this episode......AMREN WHO ARE YOU, WHERE AR...
Episode Thirty Nine - A touch of Voldemort: Hot but less scandalous.
19 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is utterly ridiculous. But there is both LOTR and HP chatter. Who are you a healthy mix of? Do you relate more to Pidge or Mowens charact...
Episode Thirty Eight - You came for me Azriel: A momentous occasion
11 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Nesta has manners, Jurian has magic eyeballs, Feyre is Ianthe but not - Elain has tent flaps. Enjoy!
Episode Thirty Seven - The body of Christ: That’s my cinnamon roll
04 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
RIP to our dehydrated bestie...but also RI fucking P to IANTHE you absolute hag!!!! After you darls, in you come, come meet the weaver, who's as terri...
Episode Thirty Six - This ain’t Calanmai: She loves an actual racist…
27 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I'm not sure whether to laugh or apologise about this wild ride. Stoves, Showers, BDSM or ASMR. We are more unhinged than normal IMO. Jurian's...
Episode Thirty Five - The logistics of a Foursome: can you imagine the Koi?
20 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
.SIC EM REX!!!! We deep dive into the justification of is four too many thighs? Is it just the correct amount? I suppose it truly depends who they bel...
Episode Thirty Four - Vivianes' vulgar gesture: The thighs, it's always the thighs...
13 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Call Mowen MAAS - she's got the imagery... but seriously though, this part of the story is a motion pictures delight. It's where the writers f...
Episode Thirty Three : An everything wh*res bath: Bus Wanker!
06 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Honestly, this is the episode where we discover Mowens everything shower routine before she realises that no one cares and we get back to the story......
Episode Thirty Two - Balrog: Big, black & demure
01 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Okay so Elain mayyyyyy have had some validity - join us as we prepare to don Illyrian leathers and follow Mor and Feyre into battle. Lucien is off to ...
Episode Thirty One - Well done Dickhead : There’s no such thing as pink ravens…ACOWAR
23 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Goodness Gracious Groceries, is Elain really just irrelevant at this point or no? Pidge has some mad theories about Eris & Keir. Az is getting loose w...
Episode Thirty - Bone Carver Bestie, Elain struggling as always…
16 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kar-shay - the most bogan thing you’ll ever say…. Elain gives Az a single nod this episode. She is definitely in need of a mental health assessmen...
Episode Twenty Nine - Fingering the Fabric: Salt or Cedar
09 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What’s your top aromatic note? Az or Rhys? I’ll fight you for Az!!! Love you Lauren :) (Loz likes Cass)
Episode Twenty Eight - North, East, West, What?! Dirty in the RIGHT way... ACOTAR podcast - Book 3 -ACOWAR
02 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pidge needs to be a series editor for grammar AND plot holes, did you also pick up this error? Please consult the image on instagram in relation to ho...
Episode Twenty Seven Tamlin whips up an appetite: Dear Old Andras, may he rest in peace - ACOWAR.
26 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Whipping, smacking, paddling....ANYHOO. THEORY is TAMLIN gay?!?! Have you noticed our episodes getting more unhinged? Seemingly when we record a few...
Episode Twenty Six The Cauldrons Juices: wearing white to a wedding...
19 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Some SERIOUS theories Pidge has brought to the party! What do you think?? Feyre's acting skills seem to be improving OR Tam Tam and Ianthe are ju...
Episode Twenty Five Mors medical mismanagement: Feyres feined fingers ACOMAF Final Episode!!!!
12 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
THE HIGH LADY OF THE NIGHT COURT HAS ENTERED THE CHAT.... Give it up for the greatest infilTRAITOR of all time Feyre Cursebreaker...buuuut Lucien ain...
Episode Twenty Four Hyberns Hilarity : The Hellcats bath. ACOMAF
05 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sheesh this is a big one I almost don't know where to begin. The cauldron's bigger than a freestanding bath in a Beverley Hills Mansion owned ...
Episode Twenty Three - Nestas Tears: Penetration amongst the pots… ACOMAF
28 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I do enjoy the longer we produce episodes the more unhinged our descriptions get…without knowing what’s up in this episode, can you guess what we ...
Episode Twenty Two Rhys' soup belly: Feyre finally uses her new fingers...
21 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Here we fugging GO gang, the epicness of Chapter 55 - we don't delve into the debauchery - we glaze over it with soft fae like fingers tantilising...
Episode Twenty One Perfectly Aged Lamb: Swaddled like a bebe.
14 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We get the ONE BED TROPE, the SLOW BURN TROPE, the ENEMIES to LOVERS TROPE and the FATED MATES TROPE - all in ONE?????? I'm gagging for it. Also P...
Episode Twenty A court of cold hands: Glow in the dark slime.
07 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tassie represent here with Nyrstar, IYKYK. Nynsar on the other hand or in the night shift court we call it STARFALL is like a glow in the dark facial?...
Episode Nineteen Feyres’ traitorous eyes: a punch in the stomach.
31 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gillyweed? Bobble head charm? Shark Head like Victor Fucking Krum? Nah, nearly drown and just get punched in the stomach by a water wraith, you'll...
Episode Eighteen Cringy first dates: delicious as ripe apples.
24 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Rhysy has many bar prospects and Az and Feyre bond over trying to guess which tramp will win Rhys's affections at Rita's - Rhys needs to grow ...
Episode Seventeen Rhys’ to do list: put on a shirt. Baptise a cat.
17 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Seriously Rhys put on a shirt.... wait, what am I saying?? Disregard Rhys, you do you boo!
Episode Sixteen Amrens Amazing BBQ: Rhys’ Cheeky Sausage.
10 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s all BBQ to us!!! 🤢
Episode Fifteen Amren takes a sniff: Rhys’ shrivelled pride.
03 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join us for Ep 15! Amrens nostrils do a fair bit of flaring (I don’t mean Amren of the ambulance service - pidge - either). Feyre calls Cassian a Lo...
Episode Fourteen In the air tonight: Salty, Citrus dreams.
26 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
MOWEN admits her affinity for sweatiness and PIDGE tells her "it's not for her" (votes on whether we should get that on a Tshirt)
Episode Thirteen A Cinderella moment: Feyres' unconventional weapon.
19 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a shoe!!!!! Feyre has her sassy pants on, her no filter approach with Rhys and he loves it, even if injured.
Episode Twelve Unveiling Prythians taxing secret: a basket of fish - ACOMAF
12 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pay your tithe!! Taxes are due and the ATO (that Ianthe bitch) is sending out the bills!
Episode Eleven Tamlins' PPE problems: Feyres' new fingers
05 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Fey is FAE!!! Come with us to explore this wrap up ACOTAR episode as we discuss how the ending makes us feel and get excited for ACOMAF: arguably the ...
Episode Ten Rhys & Tamlins' charismatic kiss: Feyres' double dribble
29 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sloppy seconds much! Totally awkward corridor shenanigans, it's not for us. And for gods sake Feyre TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM. Come join us as we witn...
Episode Nine A Court of Two Left Feet: Feyres' non existent gown.
22 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Loin cloth? A sheer scarf? Fabric? There's zero to the imagination! Feyre gets tatted, painted, drinks the under the mountain wine and lives to te...
Episode Eight Tamlins' Trial: Feyres' Mountain Misadventures
15 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to go DARK, Feyre is forced to flee her family and face a pilgimage to Prythian to partake in a particularly putrid passage to Amarantha...
Episode Seven Lucien’s Third Wheel Troubles: an uninvited spectator.
08 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Lucien is third wheeling like a mad man & we feel awkies watching it unfold 🫶🏻 join us for Episode 07 and thanks so so much for listen
Episode Six Fiddling while Prythian burns: Tamlins awkward attempt at distraction!
01 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
High Lords of Prythian really be thinking this fiddling business is cool. But give us Rhys any day thanks, Feyre drinks the cool aid and feels all the...
Episode Five Mayhem at Calanmai: When the Spring Court throws a Petal Party!
23 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
ENTER RHYS, and take me with you!!!!!! Calanmai sounds like a damn good time, Mowen wants to be signed up, Pidge is still not keen on fiddles & Ro...
Episode Four Brewing Prophecies: Suriels' Tea Time Titters
16 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back, from Neopets to Naga - we discuss our fave character The SURIEL!! (many a pronunciation debate here but don't worry - Mowen says it ...
Episode Three Tamlins Tinder Profile: Swipe Left or Right?
09 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Getting into the Spring Court shenanigans now, Lucien's Spills enough tea to get us to tea time with the one and only SURIEL! Our fave bae that is...
Episode Two Mortal Mundanes: Understanding ACOTAR for humans.
02 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back one and all to Episode 2 of the night shift court poddie, your Aussie girls Mowen, Roz and Pidge discuss all things Fantasy Fiction, and ...
Episode One: Who are we? Welcome to The Night Shift Court 🫶🏻
26 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Episode One of The Night Shift Court. We are so STOKED to have produced this and cannot wait to take you on this journey of dissecting ACOT...