The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Episode 111: Stoner Rob Talks About Beaver Bongs and Cheating

24 Feb 2016

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On this very special episode of The Perfect 10, Lahna talks to the very funny Stoner Rob about infidelity and they watch a surprise episode of Beaver...

Episode 110: Stripper Etiquette with Geroge Perez and Kasey Koop

17 Feb 2016

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Lahna welcomes comic and stripper aficionado George Perez as they talk about the correlation between stripping and comedy. We catch up with Kasey Koop...

109: Down The Rabbit Hole with Dave WIlliamson and Tim Chizmar

10 Feb 2016

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In this episode of The Perfect 10, Lahna welcomes all American comic Dave Williamson and they listen to a salacious tale of S&M and scandalous acts w...

108: Porn Around The World With Shawn Pelofsky

03 Feb 2016

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On this very special episode of The Perfect 10 we are introducing an exciting new monthly segment: PORN AROUND THE WORLD. In this debut episode, we ta...

107: Talking Hard Times And Life Lessons With Matt Iseman and Jose Chavez

27 Jan 2016

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This week Lahna welcomes comedian and host Matt Iseman to the studio where they talk about his days of being a doctor and how life has a weird way of...

106: The Hijab with Mona Shaikh and Jill Michelle Melean

20 Jan 2016

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This weeks episode Lahna welcomes funny gal co-host, Jill Michelle Melean  where they talk about comedy and dating with Lahna taking to the street...

Episode 105: Murray Valeriano Talks Vintage Baseball and Major Waves

13 Jan 2016

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This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast, Lahna welcomes comedian Murray Valeriano as our co-host, and Lahna takes us on the road to Chicago, interviewing...

Episode 104: Be All You Can Be with Ryan and Jackie

06 Jan 2016

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This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast, Lahna welcomes hilarious comedian Jackie Kashian as our co-host, and the ladies rip apart a super-fun segment wit...

Episode 103: Pants Off Paleo with Jessica Michelle Singleton and Felipe Esparza

30 Dec 2015

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This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast we learn about dieting for health from comedians Jessica Michelle Singleton, who is auto-immune paleo, and Felipe...

Episode 102: Hair Everywhere with Darren Carter and Flip Schultz

23 Dec 2015

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This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast guest co-host Darren Carter and Lahna listen to a hilarious interview we did with comedian Flip Schultz. Lahna ass...

Episode 101: Cooking with Porn Stars and Felipe Esparza

16 Dec 2015

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This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast, the hilarious Felipe Esparza co-hosts with Lahna while the two listen to pornstar Porsha Carrera whip up some pas...

Episode 100: Started from the (Audio Quality) Bottom Now We're Here (100!)

09 Dec 2015

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The Perfect 10 Podcast is officially in TRIPLE DIGITS! For the 100th episode, Lahna and Ralphie take a trip down Perfect 10 memory lane and talk about...

Episode 99: Let's Give Spanks

02 Dec 2015

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Episode NINETY-NINE is here! And we catch up with Lahna and Ralphie about their LA Thanksgiving and Thanksgivings past (hint: drugs and baby-making st...

Episode 98: The End of The World As We Project It

25 Nov 2015

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This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast, Lahna welcomes hilarious comic Dwayne Perkins as guest co-host. Dwayne and Lahna listen in to a segment with end-...

Episode 97: Napoleon Complex-Cupid

18 Nov 2015

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This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast comedian Jodi Miller joins Lahna to talk about looooooove and dating (mostly dating), and what deal-breakers pre...

Episode 96: Vagina-Logues with Sam Tripoli

11 Nov 2015

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This week comedian Sam Tripoli co-hosts with Lahna to talk about everyone's favorite topic: vaginas. We listen in on a backstage segment of Lahna wi...

Episode 95: Nuclear Zombies and Darren Carter

04 Nov 2015

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This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast, we welcome guest co-host Darren Carter. Darren and Lahna talk comedy, kids, and crowdfunding while listening to c...

Episode 94: BDSM with Tim and Jill Part 2

28 Oct 2015

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We are back this week for ROUND TWO of Lahna with co-host Jill-Michele Melean and guest Tim Chizmar. The ladies listen in and comment on an interview...

Episode 93: BDSM with Tim and Jill

21 Oct 2015

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This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast Lahna welcomes guest co-host Jill-Michele Melean. The ladies listen and comment on an interview with nude comic an...

Episode 92: Panic at the Vag-O with Jessie Beth

14 Oct 2015

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This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast things get real at a trampoline party with comedian and filmmaker Jessie Beth Kahnweiler. Lahna, Jessie, and Cat ...

Episode 91: WE Answer YOUR Questions Part Deux

07 Oct 2015

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This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast we answer more listener questions about everything from what Lahna does on the road without Ralphie (hint: rhymes ...

Episode 90: Right in the Kisser

30 Sep 2015

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This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast Lahna catches up with Ralphie on the tour bus and comedian Chris Strait teaches us how to throw a punch. We talk...

Episode 89: Cheese Heads

23 Sep 2015

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This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast we eat some cheese with the guys from The Dicks N' Cider Show. Lahna shoots the shit and talks all things queso w...

Episode 88: Craigslist Storytime with Gaye

16 Sep 2015

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  This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast we welcome Lahna's high-school friend and craigslist aficionado, Gaye. Gaye shares stories about everything fr...

Episode 87: Fall Update!

09 Sep 2015

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Lahna and Ralphie have a CRAZY fall coming up, and they want to tell you all about it! From Ralphie's Netflix tour to fighting over garage space for a...

Episode 86: Mickey Avalon and Cisco Adler

02 Sep 2015

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This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast we go to Malibu to hangout with rap genius Mickey Avalon and music producer Cisco Adler. The fellas talk hits such...

Episode 85: Inside Out with Allison Weber

26 Aug 2015

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This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast we hit the bing-bong with comedian Allison Weber to talk about her playing Joy in our brand new Inside Out parody ...

Episode 84: WE Answer YOUR Questions

19 Aug 2015

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This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast we answer listener questions on a range of topics from Trump for POTUS to peanut butter on an oatmeal cream pie. T...

Episode 83: Shove it Up Your Pie-Hole

12 Aug 2015

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This week on The Perfect 10 podcast comedian Mike Faverman makes the mistake of letting us bring back one of our favorite Perfect 10 traditions - a pi...

Episode 82: Six Month Checkup

05 Aug 2015

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It's been six months since we've brought the podcast back, so time for a little catch-up with our Perfect 10 Podcast hosts! Lahna and Ralphie update u...

Episode 81: I'm a Whore, You're a Whore, We're all Whores

29 Jul 2015

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This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast we welcome comedian Grant Lyon, who shares some funny sexcapade stories and launches us into the always-relevant t...

Episode 80: A Little Tattoo'll Do Ya

22 Jul 2015

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This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast we talk tattoos with comedian Nick Cobb, who's AMAZING "tramp stamp" remains stamped on his lower back, despite o...

Episode 79: Getting Awkward with Vinny Fasline

15 Jul 2015

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This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast we hangout with socially-awkward (but oh-so-sweet) comedian Vinny Fasline. Vinny, Lahna, and Ralphie swap awkward ...

Episode 78: Swappin' Spit with Mark Serritella

08 Jul 2015

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This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast we shoot the shit and swap some spit with comedian Mark Serritella. Mark talks about running Comedy Juice, one of ...

Episode 77: Nate and Pancakes

01 Jul 2015

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This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast Lahna meets up with comedian Nate Bargatze at the famous Griddle Cafe to talk southern religion and comedy over pa...

Episode 76: Slick WIlly

24 Jun 2015

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This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast, Ralphie and Lahna get lost in a fascinating discussion on Bill Clinton, scandal, and the health benefits of semen...

Episode 75: Getting Heavy with Byron Bowers

17 Jun 2015

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This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast we're joined by comedian Byron Bowers under the premise of talking shop about dream cars. Byron and Lahna put toge...

Episode 74: Cooking With Porn Stars - Ginger Lynn

10 Jun 2015

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This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast we bring back one of our FAVORITE segments: Cooking with Porn Stars! And what better way to celebrate than with le...

Episode 73: The Mikey and Teddy Takeover

03 Jun 2015

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This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast comedians Mikey Scott and Teddy Margas join us to talk, talk, talk, about how they met and teamed up to run the "...

Episode 72: Keepin' it Classy with Strippers and George Perez

27 May 2015

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Here at the Perfect 10 Podcast, we LOVE strippers, and fellow comics - so how about an episode with plenty of both! We interview comedian George Perez...

Episode 71: Love Advice with Big Mike

20 May 2015

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This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast we welcome back comedian Big Mike, our FAVORITE love advice guru, to see how his marriage is holding up and talk ...

Episode 70: Hard Choices with Matt Iseman

13 May 2015

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This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast, we catch up with "All American Guy" comic and American Ninja Warrior host Matt Iseman. Matt, Lahna, and Ralphie d...

Episode 69: 50 Shades of Rene

06 May 2015

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This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast we welcome comedian Rene Garcia. Rene unloads on his vasectomy, and shares some crazy stories from working overnig...

Episode 68: Huffin' and Puffin' with Jill-Michele

29 Apr 2015

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  This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast Lahna goes hiking up Runyon Canyon with comedian and actress Jill-Michele Meleán. The ladies huff and puff ...

Episode 67: Stripper Wisdom and Big Jay

22 Apr 2015

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This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast, Big Jay Oakerson joins us to talk about seedy jobs he had before becoming a full-time comedian and connects to th...

Episode 66: Fat Guys Eating Sushi

15 Apr 2015

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Ralphie and Lahna join three fat dudes for a night of sushi and shit-talking amongst friends in LA. Listen in on a night of hedonism as they discuss a...

Episode 65: Cooking with Stoner Rob

08 Apr 2015

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Stoner Rob is BACK!!! This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast, Stoner Rob steps into Lahna and Ralphie's kitchen to school them on making the best weed b...

Episode 64: The Way of the Vine

01 Apr 2015

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This week the Perfect 10 Podcast welcomes Vine celebrity and comedian Elton Castee. With youtube, twitter, vine, instagram, there's just so many ways ...

Episode 63: A Bug Story

25 Mar 2015

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This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast we conquer our biggest fears with Cracked.com editor Adam Tod Brown. Or... at the very least, eat some bugs and w...

Episode 62: We're Back Bitches!

21 Mar 2015

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Ralphie May and Lahna Turner are BACK with a new episode of The Perfect 10 Podcast on a NEW network, All Things Comedy. Hear what they've been up to o...

Episode 61: Identity Theft

25 Sep 2013

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This week on the show Comedian/reformed Drug Lord Tobe Hixx returns to the show to pick up where we left off. Tobe tells us about how he wound up in F...

Episode 60: Thai Game!

18 Sep 2013

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This week Lahna visits comedian Dwayne Perkins at the only place in LA he's ever miss if he left; Ganda Thai cuisine in little Thailand, a restaurant ...

Episode 59: Art is Everywhere, Rick Shapiro part II

11 Sep 2013

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Well its what you've been waiting a week to hear folks it's part 2 of Ralphie's unbelievable and incredibly vulnerable interview with Rick Shapiro. Th...

Episode 58:Jewish Mobsters and Heroin, Rick Shapiro part I

04 Sep 2013

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This week Ralphie sits down with legendary Comedian Rick Shapiro for the first part of what became a two part in depth interview, the second part to b...

Episode 57: I Want Sex and Candy

28 Aug 2013

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This week on the Perfect 10 Podcast Lahna is joined by comedian Jennifer Murphy to talk about candy, getting high and getting high on Candy. Jen does ...

Episode 56: Rock, Snicker doodles and more Rock!

21 Aug 2013

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This week Lahna joins the lead singer of Nashville's top alt-metal rock band Lazersnake, Dusty Forsythe. The two discuss the Rock and Roll lifestyle w...

Ep. 55 Bend her over the barrel and bang her

14 Aug 2013

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On this weeks episode of the perfect 10 show Lahna and comedian Kevin Millard head over to the San Antonio winery in Downtown Los Angeles to learn a...

Ep. 54 Back to the future blow jobs

07 Aug 2013

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This week Lahna meets up with veteran  comedian and accomplished Hollywood producer Emery Emery at Universal City Walk (part of Universal Studios in ...

Ep. 53 Lahna visits a Live Sex Show!

31 Jul 2013

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Lahna visits the last live peep show in LA and does an episode of her new web series "peeping comics". Lahna and Felicia talk and then Lahna gets a pr...

Ep. 52 Tied up with the Tennessee Tramp

24 Jul 2013

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This week Ralphie and Lahna take the week off for a much needed vacation but not to worry we have a very salacious interview that Lahna did with her "...

Ep. 51 The Sharpest knife in the drawer

17 Jul 2013

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This week in light of all the racial tention in our nation, Perfect 10 decided to devote the episode to trying to diffuse things and called upon our o...

Ep. 50 Snoring and Scoring

10 Jul 2013

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This week Ralphie is back and talks about the last two weeks and what went down that put him temporarily in a psych ward for lack of sleep. Then Lahna...

Ep. 49 Eating alone with company

03 Jul 2013

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This week Lahna joins iconic comedian and author Fred Stoller for lunch and a trip to the book store at the Grove. She finds out that Fred suffers fro...

Ep. 48 Take me out to the ball game!

26 Jun 2013

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In this episode Lahna co hosts with Daughter April. Then it's off to the batting cages with comedian Rick Rome  to teach Lahna and Ralphie some trick...

Ep. 47 Lahna Gets High and hits the Buffet

19 Jun 2013

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In this episode Lahna visits a real life grow house with comedian/pot expert Halli Borgfjord (@hallib) and learn about how to grow a pot plant. Then ...

Ep. 46 Twister of events

12 Jun 2013

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This week  At the Top of the episode Ralphie recounts all the madness that his tweet about the storm chasers dying set off and Ralphie and Lahna tal...

Ep. 45 Wacko Wacko

05 Jun 2013

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This week Ralphie and Lahna focus the entire episode on a very salacious and somewhat disturbing interview they did with their magician friend Wacko W...

Ep. 44 MTA TMZ and ATM

29 May 2013

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On this weeks perfect 10, Lahna travels deep into the underbelly of the city to ride the LA subway with Comedian Felipe Esparza, then the smash brothe...

Ep. 43 Lahna Learns JewhitsJew

22 May 2013

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This week Robby Slowik meets up with Lahna in the seediest of parks in West Hollywood to teach her some martial arts. Lahna hilariously dubs it Jewhit...

Ep. 42 Hacks N Sacks

15 May 2013

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This week Lahna and Zach Sherwin Aka MC Mr. Napkins head out to the playground to teach Lahna how to kick a tacky sack around. Then we continue with...

Ep. 41 Thrill Seeker is his name!

08 May 2013

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Lahna and Australian comedy superstar Brendon Burns head over to Santa Monica Pier to talk shit. Then we feature part one of our exclusive interview w...

Ep. 40 Move to your own Beat

01 May 2013

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This week Lahna and Rick Overton visit The Second City in Hollywood to celebrate the life of Jonathan Winters and d some Improv. The Micah Bleich teac...

Ep. 39 BREAKING NEWS!!! The Circus is coming to town!!!

24 Apr 2013

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This week is not a regular episode of perfect 10 but rather it is a special report This week want to meet one of the world's most fascinating people a...

Ep. 38 Color Blind Karaoke

17 Apr 2013

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This week on the show Lahna goes to Korea town to learn karaoke from the expert dancing Danny McDermott.Then it's off to the home of comedy legend Tom...

Ep. 37 McDonalds, Vomit, Farts...Gross stuff

10 Apr 2013

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Lahna joins Mike Lawrence for some tales of what it was like to work at McDonalds. Jackie Gold drops by the studio to gross us out with tales of her y...

Ep. 36 Shootin Guns and Burnin Jews

03 Apr 2013

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In episode 36 There are guns a shootin with Comedian Nick Hoff, A Jewey day out with Ari Mannis and the band is LazerSnake!

Ep. 35 Love is in the air

27 Mar 2013

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in this episode of The Perfect 10, Michael Sommerville discusses relationships, Big Mike tells us how to get a woman (spoiler alert: It involves cooki...

Ep. 34 Spirituality exists in all different forms

20 Mar 2013

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In episode 34 of The Perfect 10, we hear Ralphie May on Jeff Ross' show, The Burn. Lahna chat with George Carlin's daughter Kelly about growing up wit...

Ep. 33 Furry animals & where they wind up

13 Mar 2013

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In episode 33 of "The Perfect 10," Lahna Turner goes on a Gay Day Out with Justin Raines in West Hollywood. Let's just say that we did a lot of "fudge...

Ep. 32 Grits N' Chocolate

06 Mar 2013

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In episode 32 of The Perfect 10, Lahna and comedian Kira Soltanovich visit John Kelly, a chocolate factory in Los Angeles. Lahna meets up with comedia...

Ep. 31 My Karma is breaking down!

27 Feb 2013

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Episode 31 of "The Perfect 10" is all about karma and the principle of "what goes around comes around." Lahna Turner talks to husband Ralphie May...

Ep. 30 Fit Fat Black White

20 Feb 2013

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In episode 30 of "The Perfect 10" podcast, Lahna Turner talks to comedian Big Mike about his experiences banging white chicks. Producer Danny Lobell g...

Ep. 29 The Meaning of Life

13 Feb 2013

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In episode 29 of The Perfect 10, Ralphie May and Lahna Turner try to figure out the meaning of life. Lahna talks to comedians Dave Attell and Andy Dic...

Ep. 28 A Racist Day Out

06 Feb 2013

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In episode 28, Lahna takes comedian Bruce Jingles to the zoo for Racist Day! Yeah, it's just about as politically correct as you think it is. The Twin...

Ep. 27 DJ Confessions and Xena Conventions

30 Jan 2013

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In episode 27 of "The Perfect 10," Lahna goes to a Xena convention is sees what all the warrior princess hubub is about. Basically, it's full of lesbi...

Ep. 26 Loose Pubes and way too much DNA

23 Jan 2013

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In episode 26 of "The Perfect 10," producer Danny Lobell takes a health shot from Lahna Turner and freaks out. Lahna and Ralphie interview porn star a...

Ep. 25 The Trace Adkins Takeover: Part Two

16 Jan 2013

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In episode 25 of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May and Lahna Turner perform a sketch by NYC comedian Alex Fossella. Comedian Earthquake is back to give hi...

Ep. 24 That Barrymore BaDonkaDonk

09 Jan 2013

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In episode 24 of "The Perfect 10," comedian Jill-Michele stops by to give her best Drew Barrymore impression. No, it's not that random. The next segme...

Ep. 23 Hes got you under his smell

02 Jan 2013

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In episode 23 of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May and Lahna Turner wish everybody a happy freakin' New Year! Woohoo, 2013! They visit a hypnotist, Rich G...

Ep. 22 Our Perfect Holiday Special!

26 Dec 2012

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In episode 22 of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May goes on Joey Diaz's podcast with his and his wife Lahna Turner's little girl, April. Comedian Ben Gleib...

Ep. 21 JEW TO THE WORLD

19 Dec 2012

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In episode 21 of "The Perfect 10," Danny Lobell, the producer of the show, pranks the new intern applicant. Lahna Turner and Joey Gay, a comedian from...

Ep. 20 Real Nerds Take Pies to the Face

12 Dec 2012

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In episode 20 of "The Perfect 10," Lahna Turner co-hosts with The Smash Brothers, aka The Twins, aka Cory 'N Chad, who run an awesome show at the Onta...

Ep. 19 PETA and Pita Bread!

05 Dec 2012

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In episode 19 of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May and Lahna Turner debate the merits of wearing fur (get your mind out of the gutter-not THAT fur!). They...

Ep. 18 Fish Tacos and Sushi

28 Nov 2012

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In episode 18 of "The Perfect 10," comedian Esther Ku tries to guess which Asian nationality girls making orgasm noises are, and porn star Jill Kelly ...

Ep. 17 Our Joyus Midgety Thanksgiving Special

21 Nov 2012

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In episode 17 of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May returns from rehab! Lahna Turner goes to an arcade with little person comedian Brad Williams, and comed...

Ep. 16 Dick Em Down if You're Feelin' Brown

14 Nov 2012

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On episode 16 of "The Perfect 10," Darren Carter the Party Starter sits in for Ralphie May while he's still in rehab. He and Lahna discuss adoption, b...

Ep. 15 Making Eggs to the Sound of the Chinese Violin

07 Nov 2012

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In episode fifteen of The Perfect 10, Ralphie May and Lahna Turner discuss Ralphie's time in rehab for his weight and depression. Ron Jeremy cooks an ...

Ep. 14 Spooky Passage ways you don't want to enter!

31 Oct 2012

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In episode fourteen of The Perfect 10, Ralphie May returns from rehab to celebrate the weekend in Vegas. Lahna interviews comic Garry Cannon about his...

Ep. 13 A flat guy a tall guy and a double guy

24 Oct 2012

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On episode 13 of "The Perfect 10," Lahna Turner co-hosts with "Last Comic Standing" finalist and judge Alonzo Bodden. The two talk about his stint in ...

Ep. 12 Resistance Strength for Crackheads

17 Oct 2012

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On episode 12 of "The Perfect 10," Lahna Turner discusses with comedian Richard Villa how her husband, Ralphie May, is currently in rehab. Villa talks...