The PickUp

FULL SHOW: The FINAL Pick Up Ever!

19 Dec 2025

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It's Britt & Laura's last ever show! We do a final Fun Fact Friday, a final Little Wins and we thank you wholeheartedly for joining us along the w...

FULL SHOW: Laura squirted breast milk on a stranger

18 Dec 2025

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ASK UNCUT: What to do when your husband's best friend is cheating, would you be mad if you got cash for Christmas from your significant other? and Lau...

EXPERT: How to chat to your kids in the wake of a tragic event like the Bondi Shooting

17 Dec 2025

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Parenting expert Gen Muir joins the show to chat about how to have those all-important conversations with your kids in the wake of a tragic event like...

FULL SHOW: Laura's Back!!! with baby Poppy!!

17 Dec 2025

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Laura is BACK for the last ever week of the Pick Up and she's brought baby Poppy with her. We chat about how things are going in her life with the add...

FULL SHOW: Matty J's Final Show!

15 Dec 2025

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It's Matty J's FINAL show on The Pick Up. He chats about the recent roommate that has moved into his house (it's an elf), Britt chats about the pressu...

CHRISTMAS FUN FACT FRIDAY: Rudolph's Original Name REVEALED

15 Dec 2025

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Matt's last break of the show is a celebration of his favourite segment and his favourite holiday... Fun Fact Friday and Christmas. See omnystudi...

FULL SHOW: Britt's BIG Life News!

11 Dec 2025

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ASK UNCUT: Is a drifting friendship worth saving? Or just part of life? Britt has very exciting life news to share and Travis & Taylor have appare...

ASK UNCUT: "My best friend and I have drifted apart... is the relationship worth saving?"

11 Dec 2025

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Every week, Britt & Laura (+ Matt) take on your deepest, darkest dilemmas and unpack them (and HOPEFULLY come up with an answer for you).  Ge...

FULL SHOW: Britt's Biological Age (and real age) Revealed

10 Dec 2025

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Britt has discovered her 'biological age', a former-Miss Universe contestant has been slammed for refusing to buy her kids gifts EVER and the Social M...

MINI: Everything you need to know about the U16s Social Media Ban

10 Dec 2025

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The u16s Social Media Ban comes into effect today, so Britt & Matt share all the deets + what they think about the new rule. See omnystudio.c...

FULL SHOW: David Attenborough's Tips On Living to 100

09 Dec 2025

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Matt is getting a weird amount of backlash for celebrating Lola's daycare graduuation, Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau are Instagram-official now and ...

MINI: The WEIRDEST Celeb Couples You Forgot About

09 Dec 2025

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After Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau went Instagram official, Britt & Matt tested their knowledge of the weirdest celeb couples. See omnystu...

FULL SHOW: Changing Your Kid's Birthday?

08 Dec 2025

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Matt & Britt guess who is heading into the I'm A Celebrity Jungle next year, Quentin Tarantino is having a one-sided beef with a bunch of actors a...

MINI: Britt & Matt make their I'm A Celeb predictions for 2026

08 Dec 2025

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FULL SHOW: Poppy's Fake Birthday & Chaotic Christmases

08 Dec 2025

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We are celebrating your Chaotic Christmas moments thanks to IGA, Poppy had a few hiccups getting registered as being born and Little Wins of the Week!...

FULL SHOW: Matty J stole WHAT from a hospital?

04 Dec 2025

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ASK UNCUT: Ash Wicks joins the show to chat Family Secret Santas, Matty J may have been caught out with something he stole from the hospital when Popp...

ASK UNCUT: Ash Wicks needs help with his Family Secret Santa

04 Dec 2025

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Britt & Matt were joined by friend of the show (and Matt's podcast co-host) Ash Wicks to solve his family Secret Santa dilemma.See omnystudio.com/...

FULL SHOW: Cheaters DON'T get Cake

03 Dec 2025

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Would you feel duped if you went to a wedding that wasn't legally binding? Chaotic Christmas Moments and Divorce Parties. See omnystudio.com/list...

MINI: Divorce Parties are on the RISE

03 Dec 2025

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There is a new trend of people celebrating the ~negative experiences in their lives. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Are TV shows getting Dumber?

02 Dec 2025

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Gen Z is apparently 'unemployable', Lola graduated from Day Care and Britt's theory about tv shows getting dumber is apparently a real thing. See...

MINI: Lola graduated from Day Care!

02 Dec 2025

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Huge news in the Johnson-household this week.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Holly dropped the L-Bomb for Colin on Big Brother

02 Dec 2025

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FULL SHOW: Matt got roasted after the TikTok Awards

01 Dec 2025

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Holly from Big Brother joins the show, Robert Irwin has had a HUGE week and Matt's appearance at the TikTok Awards didn't quite go to planSee omnystud...

FULL SHOW: The Top 5 Cheating Professions

28 Nov 2025

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The Top 5 Professions cheaters are likely to work at, there is a man who is about to finish walking around the world and Fun Fact Friday!See omnystudi...

FUN FACT FRIDAY: Humans & Bananas share DNA?

28 Nov 2025

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Happy Fun Fact Friday! Enjoy your dose of knowledge for the weekend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Chronic Absenteeism & Britt's Near-Death Experience

27 Nov 2025

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ASK UNCUT: How do you navigate one of your friends hooking up with your new boyfriend before you got together? Matt might be in trouble at Marlie's sc...

ASK UNCUT: "Is it a Red Flag if I introduce my boyfriend to my friends and he's already hooked up with one of them?"

27 Nov 2025

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Every week, Britt & Laura (+Matt) take on your deepest, darkest dilemmas and unpack them (and HOPEFULLY come up with an answer for you).  Bec...

FULL SHOW: Happy Schoolies Week!

26 Nov 2025

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Britt has a list of things you didn't know were illegal, Matt reminisces on his time at Schoolies (in 2004) and Britt has a question that will make yo...

MINI: Weird things you had no idea were illegal

26 Nov 2025

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Britt takes you through a list of things from around the world that you definitely didn't know were illegal. See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

FULL SHOW: Is Britt the BEST Uber Passenger ever?

26 Nov 2025

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Britt had an odd experience with an Uber driver (hoping she got 5 stars), Matty J gets advice from someone who has had a vasectomy and an AI teddy bea...

MINI: Vasectomy Advice for Matty J

26 Nov 2025

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Matt chats to someone who has had a vasectomy to encourage him to book in his own!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Britt & Matt are obsessed with this year's Miss Universe Drama

24 Nov 2025

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Jane from Big Brother joins the show, Miss Universe 2025 unpacked and Matt thinks there are WAY too many school activities these days.See omnystudio.c...

MINI: Jane from Big Brother on House Drama & Fart-Gate

24 Nov 2025

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FULL SHOW: Parenting Hacks & Flirting with Yourself

21 Nov 2025

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Britt & Matt reveal the top ways to successfully flirt in the club, Matt has a vaccination related parenting hack and we celebrate your Little Win...

MINI: How to Flirt like you're on The Bachelor

21 Nov 2025

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Britt & Matt give you their top flirting tips to save the art of flirting. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Australia has a NUDE Olympics?

20 Nov 2025

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ASK UNCUT: How do you ask a houseguest who has overstayed their welcome to move out? Britt teaches the team about the Nude Olympics and Matt was attac...

MINI: Matt was attacked by a child on a bike

20 Nov 2025

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Matt had a run-in with a local child... and he did not come out the winner. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Grim-Keeping & The First Humanoid Robot

20 Nov 2025

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There's a new dating trend called Grim-Keeping, the first humanoid robot is hitting the market next year and Delta Goodrem joins the show!See omnystud...

DELTA GOODREM: What went wrong at her wedding & her new fragrance Within

20 Nov 2025

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Delta Goodrem joins Britt and Matt to chat about her 2025 wedding, her new fragrance and Matt's unexpected connection her husband.See omnystudio.com/l...

FULL SHOW: When did you get caught out on the Zoom Call?

17 Nov 2025

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Britt was joined by Spice Girl Mel C, Matt shares an update on his mum's health and the moments you all got caught out 'working from home' on Zoom.See...

MINI: Mel C reveals the reason the Spice Girls got their names

17 Nov 2025

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Britt caught up with Spice Girl Mel C to chat about how exactly she got the name Sporty Spice.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Britt & Matt's Bucket List Career Goals

14 Nov 2025

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Britt caught up with Sarah Paulson & Naomi Watts to chat about their new show All's Fair, Is it okay to wear someone else's perfume as a house gue...

MINI: Koala Fingerprints & Woodpecker Tongues

14 Nov 2025

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FUN FACT FRIDAY is back!! Enjoy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Skincare for Toddlers?

13 Nov 2025

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ASK UNCUT: How do you pick which side of the family to celebrate Christmas with? Is skincare for toddlers a step too far? And Matt had an encounter on...

ASK UNCUT: "It's my first Christmas with my boyfriend... how do we pick a side of the family to celebrate with?"

13 Nov 2025

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Every week, Britt & Laura (featuring Matty J) take on your deepest, darkest dilemmas and unpack them (and HOPEFULLY come up with an answer for you...

FULL SHOW: Cloning your pet... yes or no?

12 Nov 2025

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Matt chats about a concept called the Midlife Squeeze. Would you consider cloning your dog? and Britt had a mishap on her (wholesome) adult sleepover....

MINI: What is the Midlife Squeeze?

12 Nov 2025

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Matt chats about the odd point of life he has discovered himself in - which experts are calling the Midlife Squeeze. See omnystudio.com/listener ...

FULL SHOW: Which member of the Pick Up has been arrested?

11 Nov 2025

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Gen Alpha is OVER 6-7 (confirmed by an actual Gen Alpha), Britt chats to the cast of All's Fair about who would be the most likely to be arrested and ...

MINI: Britt wants to bring back Sleepovers for Adults

11 Nov 2025

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NOT those kinds of adult sleepovers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Taylor's Bridal Party & Marlie Mae's First Dance Concert!

10 Nov 2025

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Britt caught up with Kim Kardashian to chat about the new show All's Fair. Taylor Swift MAY have chosen her bridal party and Matt went to his daughter...

MINI: Britt chats Red Flags with Kim K & Glenn Close

10 Nov 2025

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Britt caught up with Kim Kardashian, Glenn Close and Niecy Nash-Betts recently to chat about the new series All's Fair. Britt & Matt dissected the...

FULL SHOW: Matty J got the ick from Prince Harry

07 Nov 2025

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How to make anyone COOL, Prince Harry's American accent has given Matty J the ick and we give away $500 for Chemist Warehouse Little Wins.See omnystud...

MINI: The 6 traits that make someone COOL

07 Nov 2025

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An international study has examined the 6 traits that make someone seem cool. Britt & Matt figure out whether they are cool or not (spoiler; they ...

FULL SHOW: Matty J unpacks what it's like to be a Girl Dad

06 Nov 2025

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ASK UNCUT: Danielle's boyfriend of 12 months won't introduce her to his family. We get a legal expert on to chat about the rumoured new laws around ea...

ASK UNCUT: "I've been dating a guy for almost a year... but I still haven't met his parents"

06 Nov 2025

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Every week, Britt & Laura (featuring Matt) take on your deepest, darkest dilemmas and unpack them (and HOPEFULLY come up with an answer for you).&...

FULL SHOW: Lola's first Kindy Orientation!!

05 Nov 2025

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Lola has done her first ever kindy orientation. Britt is not stoked about an article in British Vogue about it being embarrassing to have a boyfriend,...

MINI: Is having a boyfriend embarrassing now?

05 Nov 2025

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Britt is MAD about a recent British Vogue article that claims that it's now 'embarrassing' to have a boyfriend. See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

FULL SHOW: Dream Cheating & Augustus Caesar

04 Nov 2025

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Britt & Matt unpack the HSC and those poor students who learned about the wrong Caesar. We unpack the WEIRDEST celebrity parenting rules and Matty...

MINI: The WEIRDEST Celeb Parenting Rules

04 Nov 2025

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Britt & Matt unpack a few of the weirdest celebrity parenting rules. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Matty J agrees the Moon Landing was FAKED

03 Nov 2025

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Britt & Matt chat Halloween and what treats are NOT appropriate for 4 year olds. Kim Kardashian reckons the moon landing was fake (Matty J agrees)...

MINI: The 2025 Word Of The Year Is...????

03 Nov 2025

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It's our favourite time of the year - the BIG words of 2025 are being recognised by all of our favourite dictionaries - but we are mad about this one ...

FULL SHOW: Boomer Baby names are IN?

31 Oct 2025

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Courtney Act joins the show to chat about her kids book Confetti and the Rainbow Garden.  Britt & Matt chat baby name trends for 2026 and Bri...

MINI: A Halloweeeeeen edition of Fun Fact Friday

31 Oct 2025

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Happy Halloween! Enjoy the spooooky Fun Facts to take Trick or Treating.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: We want to hear your PaRANTS

31 Oct 2025

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ASK UNCUT: Is it fair to ask for reimbursements for a cat you took care of for 6 months? Britt has come across an exhausted parent who has found a loo...

ASK UNCUT: "I took care of my friend's pet for 6 MONTHS and I think she should pay me for it"

31 Oct 2025

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Every week, Britt & Laura (and now Matt) take on your deepest, darkest dilemmas and unpack them (and HOPEFULLY come up with an answer for you).&nb...

FULL SHOW: Prison Reunions & Britt RAGES

29 Oct 2025

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Matt has somehow found himself in a compilation video of prisoners reuniting with their loved ones, Marlie Mae has a brand new imaginary friend and Br...

MINI: Marlie's Imaginary Friend

29 Oct 2025

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Matt's daughter Marlie has a Halloween-themed imaginary friend, and she joins us in studio!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: AI Girlfriends & Britt's Eyebrows

28 Oct 2025

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Matty J needs Britt to settle a domestic dispute, a man is cheating on his girlfriend with a robot version of her and Britt nearly lost all of her eye...

MINI: Who's in the wrong... Matty J or Laura?

28 Oct 2025

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While Matty J is filling in for Laura, he's using the opportunity to have Britt settle any domestic disputes... and this time, Britt might actually be...

FULL SHOW: Britt & Matty J SPILL Bachelor Tea

27 Oct 2025

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Bear the Golden Bachelor join Britt & Matt on the show today, and it inspired Britt & Matt to chat about the Bachelor stuff they never reveale...

THE GOLDEN BACHELOR: Bear chats Sam Armytage & Pulling a 'Honey Badger'

27 Oct 2025

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It's a BACHELOR PARTY!The Golden Bachelor, Bear joins Britt & Matt to chat everything about the new season - how much he's paid, the rumours that ...

MINI: Non-Sexual Turn Ons

24 Oct 2025

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Matt & Britt discuss the very niche and decidedly unsexy things that.... kind of get them going?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...

FULL SHOW: Marlie Mae's LABUBU Costume Revealed

24 Oct 2025

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The Halloween Costumes are revealed to Marlie Mae & Lola, we chat non-s*xual turn ons and celebrate your LIttle Wins!See omnystudio.com/listener f...

FULL SHOW: Britt's (multiple) Animal Encounters

23 Oct 2025

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ASK UNCUT: Emily's 6-weeks post-partum and her husband is worried the spark is missing from their marriage, Spotlight Costume Reveal and Animal Encoun...

ASK UNCUT: "I'm 6 weeks post-partum and my husband is worried we've lost our 'spark'?"

23 Oct 2025

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Every week, Britt & Laura take on your deepest, darkest dilemmas and unpack them (and HOPEFULLY come up with an answer for you).  Emily joins...

FULL SHOW: Matt thought 'the time of the month' happened WEEKLY?

22 Oct 2025

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Spotlight Halloween Costumes are BACK, Matt reveals he learned something super basic REALLY late, and we ask about the things your partner had to teac...

MINI: What did your partner have to teach you?

22 Oct 2025

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Matt needed some help feeling better about something he only just learnt, so we asked you (and you didn't disappoint)See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

MINI: Does listening to an audiobook count as reading?

22 Oct 2025

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FULL SHOW: Does Santa have a P*nis? & other Inappropriate Kid Questions

21 Oct 2025

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Lola had a very unusual announcement for the babysitter this week, Spotlight Halloween Boutique and do audiobooks count as reading?See omnystudio.com/...

MINI: Is this the most outrageous dating story we've heard?

20 Oct 2025

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Britt brought a dating story from a friend of hers, and it really didn't go the way we thought it would.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

FULL SHOW: How much does a custom bronze statue cost?

20 Oct 2025

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Halloween is just around the corner and we want to make sure Marlie & Lola have the BEST costumes. Kim K doesn't know the price of milk so we test...

FULL SHOW: This woman gave birth to SURPRISE twins!

17 Oct 2025

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Teddy Swims joins the show! We chat WILD birth stories and Fun Fact Friday makes its triumphant return.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

FUN FACTS: Which Came First... Sharks or Trees?

17 Oct 2025

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Fun Facts is back! and this time, Britt is taking the wheel. You'll learn about what space smells like, who drew the famous nude sketch in Titanic, an...

FULL SHOW: Is dressing in a two-person horse costume with a colleague cheating?

16 Oct 2025

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ASK UNCUT: Stacey wants a cat but her husband has said no... should she go get a cat? We unpack the things that aren't TECHNICALLY cheating but kind o...

ASK UNCUT: "My husband is adamant he doesn't want a cat... should I just go get a cat?"

16 Oct 2025

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Every week, Britt & Laura take on your deepest, darkest dilemmas and unpack them (and HOPEFULLY come up with an answer for you).  Stacey join...

MINI: Ash Wicks on what NOT to say to Parents

15 Oct 2025

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Ash Wicks very unexpectedly joins the show to chat about Superloop and the things you really SHOULDN'T say to parents. See omnystudio.com/listene...

FULL SHOW: Britt's ALMOST Vet Emergency

15 Oct 2025

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Ash Wicks is on the show today! Unexpectedly! Britt had a VERY tumultuous journey with her dog Delilah, and we unpack the WORST gifts to receive at yo...

FULL SHOW: Seagull Riding an E-Scooter & Australian Halloween

14 Oct 2025

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MINI: The Eiffel Tower is NOT being demolished in 2026

14 Oct 2025

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Britt MAY have been fooled by a joke article - but good news everyone, the Eiffel Tower is here to stay. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...

MINI: Your PETTIEST revenge stories

13 Oct 2025

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After chatting to a Revenge Expert on the pod, Britt asked for your best and pettiest revenge stories.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...

FULL SHOW: Matty J defends the humble paper bag

13 Oct 2025

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Matty J puts grocery store paper bags to the test after they were slammed by Pauline Hanson, he also has a PSA for anyone with a newborn in their life...

MINI: Matty J was shamed by an old man?

10 Oct 2025

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Matty J shares the moment he was shamed by an old man while he was watering his garden. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Not Paying For Dinner & Little Wins!

10 Oct 2025

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Matty J was shamed by an old man while he was watering his garden, Britt needs dating advice for a friend and we celebrate your Little WinsSee omnystu...

FULL SHOW: Matt gave WHAT to his kids to play with???

09 Oct 2025

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ASK UNCUT: How do you get rid of a house guest that has overstayed their welcome? Freezing bread is apparently good for you? And Matt made a grave err...

ASK UNCUT: "How do I politely ask my sister-in-law to move out of my house?"

09 Oct 2025

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Every week, Britt & Laura (and now Matt) take on your deepest, darkest dilemmas and unpack them (and HOPEFULLY come up with an answer for you).&nb...

FULL SHOW: This woman will name your baby for you (for $30k)

08 Oct 2025

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Taylor Swift has addressed the rumour that The Life Of A Showgirl, There is a woman charging $30k to name unborn babies - but we will do it for free.&...

MINI: Taylor Swift addresses 'shockingly offensive' rumour

08 Oct 2025

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Taylor Swif has addressed the 'shockingly offensive' rumour that this album will be her last. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...

FULL SHOW: Planking on a Plane & Budget Epidurals

07 Oct 2025

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Britt needs to know if she was the a-hole on a recent flight she went on. There is a new actress taking over Hollywood but she's not a real person and...

MINI: Are AI actors taking over Hollywood?

07 Oct 2025

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Tilly Norwood is the HOT new actress on the scene - the only catch? She's not real. Britt unpacks the reason AI actors is a bad thing, and Matt is low...

FULL SHOW: Matty J's First Show!

06 Oct 2025

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Laura is off on maternity leave so her beautiful husband Matty J is stepping in for the rest of the year.  Britt & Matt chat about the import...