The Pottervision Podcast
Episodes
The Pensieve - 087
20 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Harry falls into a pool of silvery liquid before watching three episodes of magical Judge Judy. Dumbledore's there to pull him out though before he se...
The Dream - 086
13 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Harry stuns Ron for a bit before having a strange dream and embarrassing himself in front of the Divination lads. Each week the Pottervision boys revi...
The Madness of Mr. Crouch - 085
06 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Krum sees Harry as a rival lover, and Hagrid throws Karkaroff up a tree but oh yeah, Barty Crouch is the mad lad of this chapter. Each week the Potter...
Padfoot Returns - 084
30 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
"Hello, I'm your godfather, I'm also a doggy and I'm also very hungry, please come meet me in a cave" Ramblings of a madman? No, actually, a...
The Second Task - 083
16 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dobby wakes Harry up, shoves gillyweed into his mouth and sends him into the lake. Can he rescue everyone by holding the merpeople at gunpoint? Each w...
The Egg and the Eye - 082
09 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Harry takes Cedric's advice and goes for a dip in the prefects bathroom, moaning Myrtle has a peep at him, then Moody has another peep, no peep for Sn...
Rita Skeeter’s Scoop - 081
02 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hagrid is nowhere to be seen and it all comes down to Rita Skeeter getting a big steamy scoop on her hands. Each week the Pottervision boys review and...
The Yule Ball - 080
25 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Harry more or less changes his name to Goldilocks, for he cannot decide who to go to the ball with, some girls are too small for him, others are too t...
The Unexpected Task - 079
18 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
McGonagall announces the Yule Ball, and the most handsome teenager in the world Harry Potter is shunning every girl who comes near him. Each week the ...
The House Elf Liberation Front - 078
11 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Rita Skeeter organises an exclusive interview with Hagrid, and we find out that Dobby’s now living in the dungeons with a tea cosy on his head. Each...
The First Task - 077
04 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The time has come for Harry to face the Hungarian Horntail, and Mad-Eye Moody has some top tips for the lad. Each week the Pottervision boys review an...
The Hungarian Horntail - 076
28 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Harry plays invisible gooseberry for Hagrid’s date, meets Sirius for a fiery catch-up and launches a pin badge at Ron. Each week the Pottervision bo...
The Weighing of the Wands - 075
21 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone’s treating Harry like the village leper, Ollivander returns to check the wands and we meet Rita Skeeter and her naughty pen. Each week the ...
The Four Champions - 074
14 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The teachers bicker about Harry’s entry into the Triwizard Tournament, as the boy wizard himself wonders just why someone would want him participati...
The Goblet of Fire - 073
07 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ron doesn’t know who to fancy, Hagrid’s got his eye on a giant French lady and Fred and George’s age-inducing masterplan backfires. Each week th...
Beauxbatons and Durmstrang - 072
28 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Harry plays down his burning scar before the kiddies from those schools arrive, but who is Durmstrang’s celebrity pupil? Each week the Pottervision ...
Babbitty Rabbitty and her Cackling Stump - BONUS EPISODE
21 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We have unfortunately had some corrupted audio files for this week's episode of the podcast, so we've decided to release one of our Patreon episodes f...
The Unforgivable Curses - 071
14 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The three unforgivable curses, f-word, c-word and the s-word. Unforgivable. Each week the Pottervision boys review and explore a chapter from the book...
Mad-Eye Moody - 070
07 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The kids are back in the thick of it with Bubotubers, Blast Ended Screwts and as our darling hero gets turned into a ferret by a new professor, we ask...
The Triwizard Tournament - 069
31 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Harry and Ron are more bothered about stuffing their faces than welcoming the first-years, and Dumbledore has abandoned his usual stand-up routine in ...
Aboard the Hogwarts Express - 068
24 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Weasleys are being cryptic, Malfoy’s showing off Ron’s robes and Harry goes through platform 9 and 3/4 by doing the Delboy lean. Each week the...
Mayhem at the Ministry - 067
17 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Arthur and Percy are doing overtime as Rita Skeeter’s arsey articles are putting the ministry under the microscope. Harry’s ok though, he’s poli...
The Dark Mark - 066
10 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Harry’s lost his wand, Winky’s floppy and there’s a great big snake flying around a skull in the sky, but who did conjure the dark mark? Each we...
The Quidditch World Cup - 065
03 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Ireland vs Bulgaria in the Quidditch World Final, but Harry’s too busy gawping at the mascots and fiddling with his omnioculars to take any n...
Bagman and Crouch - 064
27 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We meet those ministry employees Percy keeps banging on about, the gang get their tent pitched up and we finally get to meet Seamus Finnegan’s mum. ...
The Portkey - 063
20 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The gang are up at the crack of dawn for a ten-mile hike towards a smelly boot, where they meet Cedric Diggory and his cocky old dad. Each week the Po...
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes - 062
13 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We finally meet Bill and Charlie who have a garden table duel, Ron’s still got primary school bedding and the twins have got a business plan good en...
Back to the Burrow - 061
06 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Weasleys are coming over to pick up ol’ scarhead, but how on earth will they be getting there? And what’s going to happen when Dudders devours...
The Invitation - 060
29 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dudley’s dieting on grapefruit as Harry has four birthday cakes to himself, and a letter caked in stamps is hand-delivered to our favourite moustach...
The Scar - 059
22 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Harry’s got a headache, and he doesn’t think enough of his friends to tell them, so he writes a lovely letter to his on-the-run godfather instead....
The Riddle House - 058
15 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
New book, new me. A house has sat abandoned for fifty years, with nothing but a little old man left to look after it. After seeing some light burning ...
Owl Post Again - 057
08 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Harry and Hermione rush back to the hospital wing, Snape gossips with everyone in the school and Lupin packs his bags. And there’s still time for a ...
Hermione‘s Secret - 056
01 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hermione and Harry pop into the Tardis in an attempt to save Sirius before the Dementors snog his face off. But did Harry really see papa Potter conju...
The Dementor’s Kiss - 055
25 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The oddity procession parades back out of the whomping willow, but with the moon as full as you like and some nearby Dementors smacking on a bit of li...
The Servant of Lord Voldemort - 054
18 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Snape reveals himself before being knocked out by teenagers and Scabbers the rat finally reveals his true form, but Harry seems to have the final say ...
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs - 053
11 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Remus tucks us all in for a lovely bedtime story of how he used to be bunged into a shack when it was his ‘time of the month’ at school. Each week...
Cat, Rat and Dog - 052
04 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Scabbers goes on the run, Crookshanks gives the Whomping Willow a sensual massage and the Grim finally reveals its true self... Featuring special gues...
Professor Trelawney‘s Prediction - 051
27 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone's knuckling down for their end-of-year exams as the Minister of Magic flies all the way from London to see a bird being put down. Featuring f...
The Quidditch Final - 050
20 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In our fiftieth episode it's Gryffindor vs Slytherin and, like all great sporting finals, everybody's cheating. But will quidditch maniac Oliver Wood ...
Snape’s Grudge - 049
13 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Harry heads to Hogsmeade under his invisibility cloak and has loads of fun battering three lads until his cloak slips and Malfoy runs back to Snape, w...
Gryffindor versus Ravenclaw - 048
06 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In a slightly less boring quidditch chapter than usual, Harry's finally got his Firebolt back in time for his next game, but will those pesky Dementor...
The Patronus - 047
30 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Harry’s private patronus tuition doesn’t go as well as planned, but at least he’s got his flying brush back. Happy days, until Ron mysteriously ...
The Firebolt - 046
23 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Christmas, and not only is Harry given the world’s best broom from a mysterious benefactor, but for the first Xmas in Hogwarts history they h...
The Marauder's Map - 045
16 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Fred and George gift Harry a magical map, not only showing where everybody is but also a secret passage to Hogsmeade! He sneaks through and ends up ov...
Grim Defeat - 044
09 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It’s quidditch time, and not only have Slytherin dropped out last minute, leaving Gryffindor up against Hufflepuff, but hundreds of hooded yobbos ha...
Flight of the Fat Lady - 043
02 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Harry’s got the hump as the rest of the school head to Hogsmeade, but an interesting chat with Lupin and Snape’s steaming goblet keep him busy. Bu...
The Boggart in the Wardrobe - 042
26 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Neville is bullied into testing his shrinking solution on Trevor before becoming star pupil, magicking Boggart-Snape into his nana’s clothes. Each w...
Talons and Tea Leaves - 041
19 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Professor Trelawney predicts Harry’s death and Buckbeak nearly causes Malfoy’s, but the real star of this week is nutty knight Sir Cadogan, who th...
The Dementor - 040
12 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Harry has a proper cringeworthy moment on the Hogwarts Express when he nearly has his soul sucked out of him and faints. How embarrassing! Each week t...
The Leaky Cauldron - 039
05 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Harry resists the urge to buy solid gold gobstones in between his half-hourly sundaes. Good job Ron and Hermione arrive to reign this nutter in! Each ...
The Knight Bus - 038
28 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Harry’s gone rogue, running off to a nearby cul-de-sac. He spots a massive dog before the Knight Bus whisks him away to his favourite place, Diagon ...
Aunt Marge's Big Mistake - 037
21 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Just when you think the Dursleys can't get any worse, guess what, there’s another one, Marge Dursley, and she's proper horrible. Don't worry though,...
Owl Post - 036
14 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We start our read-through of The Prisoner of Azkaban, which begins with an entire chapter dedicated to Harry opening some letters. Each week the Potte...
Dobby's Reward - 035
07 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It’s that time of the year again, give Gryffindor a million points and pat Harry on the back for breaking every rule in the book. Each week the Pott...
The Heir of Slytherin - 034
31 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ginny is barely alive, Tom Riddle’s playing Countdown and the Basilisk’s got Harry on his hit list. Good job crime-fighting duo Fawkes and Sorting...
The Chamber of Secrets - 033
24 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The heir of Slytherin has taken Ginny into the Chamber of Secrets where her bones may remain forever, can Harry and the gang get her out of this stick...
Aragog - 032
17 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Harry, Ron and Hermione-substitute Fang pop into the Forbidden Forest for a catch up with Aragog and his wife Mosag, but it turns out their hundreds o...
Cornelius Fudge - 031
10 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There’s a thief amongst the Gryffindors, the disembodied voice chimes up again and quidditch gets cancelled. However, the boys are more worried abou...
The Very Secret Diary - 030
03 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Harry finds a 50-year-old diary, gets a Valentine poem recited to him by a dwarf and gets to see some of what happened when the Chamber of Secrets was...
The Polyjuice Potion - 029
26 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The potion is ready, and Harry and Ron are all decked out as Crabbe and Goyle ready to interrogate Draco. Hermione, however, is staying in her cubicle...
The Duelling Club - 028
19 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Harry has a very busy chapter chucking fireworks about, chatting up snakes and earwigging on Hufflepuffs, before being caught by Peeves in the wrong p...
The Rogue Bludger - 027
12 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Gryffindor vs Slytherin is the fixture of the day, and a very naughty bludger is only after scarhead himself, who ends up being visited in hospital by...
The Writing on the Wall - 026
05 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Harry is accused of catricide, Professor Binns explains the history of the Chamber of Secrets and the trio, in the comfort of a ladies' lavatory, wond...
The Deathday Party- 025
29 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Our three magical heroes are invited to Nearly Headless Nick’s 500th deathday celebration, where they mingle with Moaning Myrtle and party with Peev...
Mudbloods and Murmurs - 024
22 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Harry is woken at the crack of dawn for quidditch practice, but the Slytherin team crash the party with an announcement revealing their new seeker, Ma...
Gilderoy Lockhart - 023
15 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ron receives a howler from his mum, Professor Sprout teaches the kiddies how to repot mandrakes and the man himself, Gilderoy Lockhart, looks to take ...
The Whomping Willow - 022
08 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It’s time for the students to board the train at King’s Cross for another lovely commute to Hogwarts, but the barrier is blocking Harry and Ron fr...
At Flourish and Blotts - 021
01 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Harry and the Weasleys have agreed to meet Hermione at Diagon Alley, but a mispronunciation with floo powder sends our hero to the wizarding world’s...
The Burrow - 020
22 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Weasleys are at Harry’s window, ready to bust him outta Privet Drive Prison! Can the boys get back to The Burrow before Mrs Weasley notices they...
Dobby’s Warning - 019
15 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Meet Dobby, a sadomasochistic house-elf who’s trying to get Harry not to go to Hogwarts. Ol’ HP’s not playing ball, however, which could lead to...
The Worst Birthday - 018
08 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hip hip hooray, it’s Harry’s Birthday! The Dursleys, however, are too busy worrying about tonight’s dinner party to take any notice. Harry is to...
The Man with Two Faces - 017
01 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It was Professor Quirrell! And he wants the stone, but will Harry help him to get it? It’ll be tough for our boy wizard to escape, especially since ...
Through the Trapdoor - 016
25 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The final exam has been sat and the kids are relaxing by the lake, but with Dumbledore called off to London on Ministry of Magic business, could Snape...
The Forbidden Forest - 015
18 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's detention time for Harry, Hermione and Draco! Rather than writing lines, however, the Hogwarts faculty have got these 11-year-olds looking for a ...
Norbert the Norwegian Ridgeback - 014
11 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
All sorts of mayhem ensues when Hagrid lands himself an illegal dragon called Norbert, but getting rid of it is no easy task, as Harry, Ron and Hermio...
Nicolas Flamel - 013
04 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
New year, new episode! The spring term has started and Harry is gearing up for his next Quidditch match against Hufflepuff, but the referee will be no...
The Mirror of Erised - 012
28 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's Christmas time at Hogwarts, and we have a feature-length festive episode for you this week with none other than friend of the show Lewis Shaw as ...
Quidditch - 011
21 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Harry catches Snape and Filch in a compromising position before his Quidditch debut versus Slytherin, but somebody has plans to sabotage his broom... ...
Hallowe’en - 010
14 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Things are getting spooky with Harry learning the rules of Quidditch before the announcement that a 12-foot troll is walking around Hogwarts (and it i...
The Midnight Duel - 009
07 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Harry excels himself in his first flying lesson, as Malfoy challenges him to a nocturnal wizard’s duel. But there are more than little blonde twerps...
The Potions Master - 008
30 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Now that Harry has been sorted into Gryffindor, it’s time to learn some bloody magic! And who better to teach him than his mother’s former stalker...
The Sorting Hat - 007
23 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Harry and friends have arrived at Hogwarts, and the sorting ceremony is about to begin. Will Harry be put into Gryffindor like all the greats, or will...
The Journey from Platform Nine and Three-Quarters - 006
16 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Harry's journey to Hogwarts starts off on the backfoot as there's some confusion on how to get onto the platform. Once settled in he meets some nice n...
Diagon Alley - 005
09 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Harry’s birthday and Hagrid’s treating him to a trip round the shops. Birthday boy has to get everything for school, including that all-imp...
The Keeper of the Keys - 004
02 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Enter Hagrid, a giant Cornishman who has turned up to take Harry to magic school, but Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia have other plans... Each week the ...
The Letters from No One - 003
26 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Harry's birthday is drawing close and letters unexpectedly start arriving for him. Vernon is working within an inch of his life to keep the letters fr...
The Vanishing Glass - 002
19 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A decade has passed since baby Harry was left on the doorstep of the Dursleys, and in chapter two we get to know this magical scamp for the first time...
The Boy Who Lived - 001
19 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In the first episode of the Pottervision podcast, the boys are introduced to the Dursley family, as the wizarding world celebrates the demise of one o...
Pottervision - Trailer
10 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Introducing the Pottervision Podcast! A Harry Potter Themed podcast that dissects the books chapter by chapter. Hosted by the wonderful Pottervision b...