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H2 There Can Be Only One, Stump the Chumps

25 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 20.723 Todd Leabo

Welcome back into the program. It took Germany two minutes to score a goal against Ecuador. We need to get a video from Petro from the bar he's at to show us how this thing all went. I think the goal is going to stand as well. Ecuador is not happy with the official. She doesn't care at all. Let's see what you think here.

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Chapter 2: How did the hosts react to the recent soccer game events?

21.682 - 29.983 Todd Leabo

Ooh, that's a little bit of a high kick. He did kick him in the head. Don't even. He kicked the guy in the head. This could be something here. Ouch. Ooh. Bottom of the shoe.

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30.003 - 30.785 Pete Enich

Or did he hit his foot?

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31.226 - 40.937 Todd Leabo

Bottom of the shoe on the... You're not supposed to kick that high. But kind of both. I don't know. Weird when we're going to play... There can... Be only one? There can only be one.

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41.137 - 42.759 Dax Shepard

We say it wrong all the time.

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42.799 - 48.666 Todd Leabo

Be only one. There can be only one. Because that's what's said. Peter Yates Enoch is here. My man.

48.766 - 57.195 Michael D'Arcy

How are you doing, buddy? I'm doing fine, buddy. How about yourself? I'm doing great. Michael Darcy is here. Yeah, I just met this lad, and he's done a nice job on the air, too.

57.356 - 57.956 Todd Leabo

He's a good boy.

Chapter 3: What games are being played during the episode?

57.996 - 58.637 Michael D'Arcy

I appreciate it.

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58.717 - 65.945 Todd Leabo

He didn't like when we say he's a good boy. He didn't like when Sterling tells him he's a good boy. I don't like when Sterling says a lot of things. This guy is no boy.

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66.125 - 69.971 Dax Shepard

Because Sterling is two years older than me. Five minutes older than you, that's why.

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70.192 - 72.437 Todd Leabo

Yeah, Michael didn't skip the day at the gym.

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72.898 - 74.681 Michael D'Arcy

Yeah, good job there, Mike. Good to see you.

74.922 - 77.768 Pete Enich

Hopefully my brain didn't skip a day with these questions.

77.808 - 79.071 Todd Leabo

Well, these are easy. You can't be wrong.

79.091 - 87.649 Michael D'Arcy

I can be wrong, but... You're playing against two of the three best in Kansas City. And I say Todd, Curtis, Saran. They're the three best.

87.764 - 88.906 Todd Leabo

Now, there can be only one.

Chapter 4: Who are the guests joining the podcast today?

89.207 - 91.932 Todd Leabo

Yeah. We're all wrong on these. We're all wrong on these.

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91.952 - 93.054 Pete Enich

How often do these get checked?

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93.756 - 97.183 Todd Leabo

Oh, you know, they'll get checked every time something ends. We review them week after week.

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97.203 - 100.028 Pete Enich

Yeah, yeah. So this isn't like fact or fiction? No, no, no.

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100.048 - 100.349 Todd Leabo

Okay.

100.389 - 101.491 Pete Enich

We actually review these.

101.511 - 108.726 Todd Leabo

These actually get checked. Now, sometimes it may be five years away. I mean, some of these were going to be dead and gone by the time they answer these things.

108.806 - 110.008 Michael D'Arcy

Well, I damn sure am.

111.254 - 116.641 Todd Leabo

But some of them are, like, you know, happening now. I don't know the questions. Kyle's going to tell us the questions. Who's starting, Kyle?

Chapter 5: What questions are posed during the game segment?

127.275 - 130.66 Todd Leabo

I'm going to say the Royals. Curtis?

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133.143 - 143.259 Dax Shepard

That's pretty good. Uh... I'm going to say the Royals, too. I don't think they'll deal him.

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144.7 - 149.045 Pete Enich

I was going to say the Royals, but I'll be different and say the Cubs. Cubs. Wow.

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149.606 - 163.502 Michael D'Arcy

Cubs. Is he getting traded, Pete? The Royals have no idea what they're doing right now. So he's staying? No, whether they're buying, selling, trading, bartering, whatever. But no, I think he'll remain a Royal. Okay.

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164.157 - 174.891 Brennan Vogt

Wow, all right. For reference, I'll give you Petro's answer. He went with Atlanta. Okay, that makes sense. Atlanta might need pitching. That'd be a good pick. Best record in the NL. I'm going with the San Diego Padres.

174.951 - 175.792 Todd Leabo

That's a good one, too.

176.213 - 200.666 Brennan Vogt

The Padres need pitching as well, and JJ has already established a pretty good relationship with those guys. They do. They work well together. All right, what is next? All right, Curtis, you're going to lead us off this time. All right. Who will the Royals start on opening day 2027? Oh, my God. Holy smokes. Let me look at their injured list.

200.686 - 208.496 Brennan Vogt

Don't be afraid to be embarrassed in this, Darcy, because I said Cole Reagans was going to lead the Royals in saves this year, and you may never pitch again. There's still time.

208.716 - 212.381 Michael D'Arcy

There's still time. I picked Mizzou to win four games two years ago in football.

Chapter 6: What predictions are made about player trades?

220.291 - 221.072 Pete Enich

Stephen Kolick.

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221.592 - 222.093 Michael D'Arcy

Oh, boy.

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222.553 - 223.054 Dax Shepard

Strong.

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224.131 - 233.926 Michael D'Arcy

Pete? Curtis, you're killing me. I'm going to take Waka, too. I'd like the Marlboro Man, but he seems to be sliding a little bit. Yeah. What's Petro say?

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234.186 - 236.45 Brennan Vogt

Soren went with Seth Lugo. Okay.

236.89 - 237.531 Michael D'Arcy

Marlboro Man.

237.692 - 243.741 Brennan Vogt

I am also going to go Seth Lugo because I don't think he gets traded with that contract. How about this? They're all gone. Noah Cameron. Wow.

243.761 - 247.996 Pete Enich

It's possible. Who's going to be left after all the injuries?

248.016 - 248.777 Todd Leabo

Bubic, maybe?

Chapter 7: How do the hosts feel about the Royals' performance this season?

336.423 - 338.285 Todd Leabo

I'm a believer. No, it doesn't sound like you're a believer.

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338.746 - 341.069 Pete Enich

I'm not as big of a believer, clearly. Yeah.

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341.93 - 350.499 Brennan Vogt

I don't think Jack Hagel is any good. Question number four. Pete, you're going to lead us off. The Royals will have how many All-Stars this year? Didn't we do this a few weeks ago?

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350.519 - 362.837 Michael D'Arcy

I think we did. The number's going to change. Will an injured guy count? If he gets named, yeah. If he gets named, I'll tell you one. One, okay. Possibly two. No, I'll go two. Two? Yeah, they go two, yeah.

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362.858 - 367.724 Brennan Vogt

All right. Petro went one. I am also going to go two. I think it's going to be Waka and Bobby.

369.567 - 379.941 Todd Leabo

So I have to go now? Yes. I think I said two before. I think I'm going to stick with two. I'm going to stick with two. Waka and Bobby. That's what I thought before and I was going to say now. Okay, dawg.

382.013 - 386.838 Dax Shepard

I'll say one. Say seven. It's 2015.

386.938 - 389.64 Pete Enich

I'll also go one. I think Bobby's the only all-star.

391.022 - 394.505 Michael D'Arcy

One. The 86 Reds. A little quick update for you.

Chapter 8: What final thoughts do the hosts share at the end of the episode?

432.557 - 435.762 Brennan Vogt

DeBansa. Or Deeb and Tansa, as he often calls them.

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435.862 - 438.687 Todd Leabo

However you want to say it. I'm sure. O.J. DeBansa.

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439.268 - 440.289 Brennan Vogt

Next, let's go Todd.

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440.39 - 448.062 Todd Leabo

I'll take, you know what, I'll ride with you, Kyle. I'm going to ride with D.P. There we go.

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448.082 - 452.048 Dax Shepard

K-Dog? I'll take DeBansa.

454.745 - 476.407 Pete Enich

I'll take Darren Peterson. Of course you will. I think the scoring is going to allow him to get there much quicker. Not saying that AJ can't score, but... The health status is also something, Kyle. We talked about that a little bit. Yeah, we did. Is he going to be able to play and... Forty games? I don't know. He didn't. Didn't in college. He didn't this year. Pete, what do you think?

476.547 - 480.273 Michael D'Arcy

Put this down on the book. Screw the rules. Cameron Boozer.

481.294 - 485.301 Todd Leabo

Oh, there you go. Okay. Screw the rules. Doesn't care. Cameron Boozer.

485.361 - 486.122 Michael D'Arcy

Put it on the sheet.

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