The Raven Effect

Interchangeable Celebrity Jokes

15 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Raven receives a cryptic DM on X and has no idea what the sender is talking about, and it instigates the most ill-advised conversation in show history...

Trolls, Dwarfs, Orcs and Midgets oh my!

08 Jan 2024

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The Epstein list has been revealed and everyone can rest easy, no one from the show is on it; The duck who shits Percocets story continues to grow, wi...

The danger of peeing ...

01 Jan 2024

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The ultimate New Year's Eve money making scheme; Locker room shenanigans and other rib stories; Dan Aykroyd's new showThe UnBelievable; Catching up on...

Tighten it up

25 Dec 2023

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The pitfalls and dangers of tooth extractions; Why showers are a scam; Dexter the cat update: The big wrestling controversy of the week examined and d...

Why would someone become a Proctologist?

18 Dec 2023

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Examining the greatness and career of Christopher Lloyd; The problem with hotel room designs and what hotels expect you to take during your stay; How ...

We're in France's underpants, and number 30 in the rankings

11 Dec 2023

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Terrible fashion trends we luckily missed out on, or didn't get into; Doing the Hokey Pokey in the shower is no fun; The unfair aspect of a duel; Tony...

Drugs aren't funny, but people on drugs are

04 Dec 2023

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CM Punk returns to WWE and Feeney has a conspiracy theory about it that Raven couldn't care less about; RIP to the notable figures who died this week;...

What's the difference between assassins and contract killers?

27 Nov 2023

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Is "yeesh" still a thing? Feeney is not a fan of the bad guys; Rich wants to know why we're doing the show today, and not that day; Feeney screws with...

Not a PC show, not a Mac show either ...

20 Nov 2023

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Feeney hangs Raven out to dry for way longer than promised; Rich is still without his car and is trying to watch his language because there's a kid ar...

We aren't giving this episode a title

13 Nov 2023

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We've got some hot news; Raven, Feeney and Rich are debating the proper weight of cocaine and other things; Rich is having issues with his car's key f...

Jump starting while wearing backwards underwear

06 Nov 2023

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WTF is a Jaguar? The truth about Volvos; The good, bad and ugly of some actors' performances in movies; Feeney hates on Keanu Reeves; RIP Matthew Perr...

We're Number 81!

30 Oct 2023

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Can you still say bully if you're British; Rich is having connectivity issues and being problematic; Raven has Feeney conduct research to learn about ...

Putting in just enough work

23 Oct 2023

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Rich joins late, again, while Raven updates us on his betting strategy for UFC 294 and other gambling stories; Feeney tries to flex his position, trie...

Gotta play the hits!

16 Oct 2023

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The Raven Effect, the Skinemax of podcasts; Why do guys wanna see the cum shot in porno, despite not being gay? What Raven defines as porn; Hot takes ...

Solving all the world's problems

09 Oct 2023

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Raven is all set to get the use of his surgically repaired arm back; Feeney throws shade at Rich and calls him an outlier; Raven solves the great bath...

The whole show's an aside ...

03 Oct 2023

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Raven gives the latest update on his shoulder recovery; Tips and tricks to beat the tax system from financial pros the Raven Effect; Rules for getting...

Imagine being young again in the age of social media

25 Sep 2023

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Rich is MIA, again; How Raven is feeling after shoulder replacement surgery and blames his UFC betting loss on the meds; Feeney talks about his unheal...

The universe is expanding, to where?

18 Sep 2023

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Raven wins big again on his UFC betting; Feeney shares a happy ending story involving two men and a woman that bailed; Old women looking for bid'ness;...

We're number 14 in Mexico!

11 Sep 2023

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Raven puts over an ECW referee; Rich's illicit affair continues, but the storyline has a new wrinkle in it; How's Raven feeling leading into his upcom...

Fighting for Real is Exhausting

05 Sep 2023

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The up and down career of Amy Schumer, how do you rehab someone like her? Wackiest female comedians; Rich and Feeney both forgot their watching homewo...

Matt Smith and Alex Shelley, secret twins?

28 Aug 2023

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Imagining how the show would sound if it were generated by AI; Origins of Matthew McConaughey's "alright, alright, alright" line from Dazed and Confus...

Countin' them down like Casey Kasem

21 Aug 2023

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Rich is back to please you aurally; Never trust something that's free, tattoos especially; Feeney is worried about his cat, as it had surgery; Is Luch...

Travelling the Hershey Highway

14 Aug 2023

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Rich is MIA, which means his lovers can't experience his love aurally; What's Raven watching and what he's still needing to watch; Feeney is going to ...

To neither confirm nor deny

07 Aug 2023

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Feeney has a book dilemma; Great bands that are terrible live, Rich gives some obscure reference that no one else knows; Crashing vehicles into buildi...

Head to Toe

31 Jul 2023

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What does Lisa Lisa look like today? LeBron James' son suffers a cardiac arrest; Raven has a fan mail from his script doctoring partner that provides ...

Panhandlers make good money, that's a lot of meth

24 Jul 2023

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The show starts strong, then it goes off the rails with Rich having tech issues and Feeney having to take a call from "his boss"; The odd relationship...

We're Number 6 in Columbia and No. 3 in Qatar

17 Jul 2023

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Feeney and Rich are beefing right out of the gate, and if you had Patreon, you could see the double bird being given; Raven gives Feeney a compliment ...

Aliens did it

10 Jul 2023

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Clever ways to preserve virginity and women burying other women for sleeping around; Rich creates a would you rather dilemma for insecure guys like Fe...

Pills, hard c*cks and orgasms

03 Jul 2023

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Baseball players who have been hit by the most pitches. Raven can handle a steel chair to the head, but not a fastball to the arm; Feeney shares inter...

Addicted to the blade

26 Jun 2023

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Kermit the Frog does Talking Heads' "Once In A Lifetime"; Rich refuses to fix his webcam so the people can see him; New-school vs. old-school phrases;...

The difference in being funny and being clever

19 Jun 2023

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Rich wants to be a lothario, but insists it's against his nature; The best way to get a girl and other women related stories; Raven and the eenie mean...

The great food debate

12 Jun 2023

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The little known truth of Shakespeare; Feeney says white people peak at 40; Feeney tries to get a rub off of the Jan. 6 riots; Why haven't fireworks s...

Wanting the world to fall into your lap

05 Jun 2023

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Rich has a nightmare scenario with his pharmacy and is cranky because of it; Friends sleeping with friend's significant others; Raven gives an update ...

All About D*cks and T*ts

29 May 2023

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Who are the most famous people for showing their bits on OnlyFans? Raven wants to be a script doctor; Rich has a fear of needles and prefers sedation ...

Fame, getting laid and the old double double

22 May 2023

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Feeney has a plan to no longer be the weak leak on K100; The problem with men who have a woman psychiatrist; Colonoscopies are the worst, but can be m...

Manhole Explosions

15 May 2023

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Feeney has a gig and he's bragging all about it, and hopes to be a backup singer for Fozzy; How many people died on the Death Star when the rebels ble...

Raven Presents: The Raven Musical Hour Experience

08 May 2023

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Feeney reads a review in a desperate attempt to put himself over; The musical genius of 2 Live Crew and Doo Doo Brown; The plot of the movie Heathers;...

The Pete-O Files Are Too Childish

01 May 2023

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Poor Mike Myers; Comedians with massive dongs; Raven calls Disco to get some answers to questions from last week's show; How young is too young to sta...

The arbiter of good taste with secrets galore

24 Apr 2023

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Raven finds more Colin Matthews letters from the nether-regions; Former TNA knockout Rhaka Khan is suing a lot of people claiming a conspiracy against...

Siskel was such a mark for Ebert

17 Apr 2023

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The facial features needed for resting dick/bitch face; How dominant Samoans could be in sports and do bad Samoan workers exist? Is the Tommy Dreamer/...

Why aren't there more famous people named Alan?

10 Apr 2023

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Kickin off the show with Jacob Fatu's performance at MLW Battle Riot 5; What happens when a woman gets aroused; Feeney falls into a Gilbert Gottfried ...

What's the proper length?

03 Apr 2023

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Raven and the guys ask and answer the tough questions, like do other athletes get as crazy as wrestlers? Rich and Feeney get scolded about their polit...

WTF is Gonzo P*rn?

27 Mar 2023

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The Beatles vs. The Rolling Stones: Feeney is convinced The Beatles are overrated; Christina Applegate and Gwyneth Paltrow are getting heat online and...

The greatest rib you could play at a Waffle House

20 Mar 2023

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We're the show with all things about dog incubators, thanks to Rich being a smartass; Raven puts over Kaley Cuoco's show "The Flight Attendant"; Is Je...

Trust in Raven

13 Mar 2023

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Raven becomes management, upper management; Rich asks Raven about his time on WWF Radio; Liv Morgan goes viral at a Knicks game; It's Women's History ...

Beware the Facebook scam!

06 Mar 2023

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Raven Effect PSA: Obesity is bad for you; South Park's Japanese toilet causes big toilet paper to take action; How high is too high? Von Erich family ...

There's no candy breaks in Baseball

27 Feb 2023

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Why do people itch? Feeney and Rich go hard on the politics stuff; Raven knows everything about music and he proves it; How many people can get over w...

Underground conspiracies sound fun, allegedly

20 Feb 2023

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Naming a band for every letter in your name is challenging; Raven learns that old age ain't for pussies; Bruce Willis diagnosed with dementia; Rich is...

Weirdo Bets

13 Feb 2023

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It's a big weekend with lots of things happening; Raven's main complaint about air travel; Rich is looking for someone to go drug shopping for him in ...

RIP Lanny Poffo

06 Feb 2023

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Feeney and other famous bedwetters; Rich shares the history of guitar distortion sounds; The names you don't see much anymore and the oddest groupie g...

Scratch-offs are a skill game...

30 Jan 2023

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beaujay.com is selling Raven autograph trading cards, so buy early and often; We honor a genius RavenEffect fanny-mailer (for no particular reason) as...

Nothing wrong with a little butt-hurt

23 Jan 2023

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How computers are writing acceptable pop songs; Creative ways to keep the Raven and Dreamer feud going forever; Would Rich work for a Saudi-owned WWE?...

Always go with option D ...

16 Jan 2023

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Raven reveals a couple of feuds you never knew about; Who would win a match between John Cena and Raven? Teddy Hart no-shows an event; Feeney attempte...

Raven's greatest career revelation ... "this sh*t hurts"

09 Jan 2023

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Raven, Feeney and Rich talk about their favorite cereals and Raven has found a keto-friendly cereal; Torturing friends with antiquated expressions; Th...

New Year, Same Slapdashery

02 Jan 2023

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Feeney proves himself to be a JFK assassination savant and the guys take a look at some other conspiracy theories and start second-guessing them; Arti...

Philly Shenanigans

26 Dec 2022

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Raven went to Philly and recounts his adventure, or is it recants his trip to Philly; Rich does his Christmas shopping last minute during the show, wh...

Santa Raven's Giant Sack

19 Dec 2022

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Raven has a list of the greatest last minute Christmas gift ideas for listeners to buy, especially for him; Rich has a way Feeney can cope with the st...

The Pee-pee Challenge

12 Dec 2022

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Must watch Christmas movies; Bruce Willis denies Die Hard is a Christmas movie, Feeney determines he's a bitter old man who lost his wife to Ashton Ku...

Nut busting fakery

05 Dec 2022

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Men have been played by women for years; US soccer beats Iran and Raven was captivated, Feeney doesn't understand the sport; The biggest question of 2...

Thanksgiving ... the biggest holiday racket

28 Nov 2022

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Happy Thanksgiving; Raven tells the tale of meeting a crackpot doctor; Feeney reveals how much money he lost in crypto thanks to Voyager; The villains...

P*ssy flavored chips

21 Nov 2022

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Raven decides Covid sux; Rich is tired from stealing elections around the country; Feeney is putting together a plan for next year's Wrestlemania week...

The key to a perfect d*ck pic

14 Nov 2022

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The Covid has once again struck The Raven Effect, and this time, it's pissed; Rich is MIA this week and is missed? Feeney tries to compare the show to...

Turned on Vs. "Turned on"

07 Nov 2022

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Rich is allegedly illegally streaming the World Series; Raven is shocked Disco saw the Minoru Suzuki vs Tom Lawlor match; How big of a bowl would be n...

Raven drops some profound ass shit

31 Oct 2022

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Quebec vs. Quebec; Feeney has tech issues and tries to torpedo the whole show; The real difference between maxi pads and tampons; Phillies and Astros ...

Don't make Raven turn this podcast around ...

24 Oct 2022

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Alex Jones is paying the price for the things he says on his show; What's with the new slang language used online by millennials and Gen Z? Raven make...

The worst DDT ever ...

17 Oct 2022

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Rich talks about getting accosted at the airport, while he was out looking for trouble; Feeney hangs out with the Blue Meanie; Cases of mistaken ident...

Cuckolding...

10 Oct 2022

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It's Feeney's birthday, will he get his wish of a threesome with another woman? What came first, the cuckold or the cuckoo bird? Raven officially gets...

Rob Zombie's movie "magic"

03 Oct 2022

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Raven has seen the worst movie of all time; The hit and miss movies of Kevin Smith; RIP Dan Masters; Rich is excited about the MLB playoffs; Why the s...

Introducing Sir Lord Raven

26 Sep 2022

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Raven gives all the reprobates a chance to do what Busby's old roommate does, masturbate to the Egyptian National anthem; How masturbation and wrestli...

Daddy Mac or Mac Daddy?

19 Sep 2022

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The difference between slander and libel; What wrestlers do when they get lost in a match; Raven shares insight to a question from Konnan and Disco re...

What gives?

12 Sep 2022

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Backstage fights in both UFC and AEW; What happened at the AEW media scrum after All Out; What other fights Raven has seen in the locker room; Dana W...

The undisputed greatness of Eric Clapton

05 Sep 2022

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Rich tries to catch heel heat by having a cheap musical opinion; Who has the biggest penises and makes the best lovers? The wrestler formerly known a...

'Secret Agent' Professor Raven teaches what not to say after sex

29 Aug 2022

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Imagining what the Donner Party went through, it didn't seem like much of a party; The one good line from the movie Rhinestone; Sylvester Stallone get...

Tighten it up now ...

22 Aug 2022

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New effect added to the Raven Effect; What's a Drell? Is it like Jor-El? Rich has taken on the old Busby troupe of multi-tasking during the show; At w...

Raven returns to learn he's number one in Turkey ...

15 Aug 2022

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Raven immediately complains about his knee pain and assures the audience that Feeney and Rich did a fantastic job filling in last week; What Raven's l...

The Effect Take Over ... Again

08 Aug 2022

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Feeney and Rich take over the show again, as Raven has the week off due to his knee surgery; Feeney discusses his time in Nashville for Starrcast and ...

Ric Flair's last match ... or is it

01 Aug 2022

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Raven starts off with a wrestling topic, is that allowed? Rich has the Covid and misses Starrcast; Who sleeps more, Raven or Rich? Raven set to have...

Would a wife with a tail be erotic?

25 Jul 2022

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Ric Flair's final match, is it really his final match? Having blue eyes and driving at night don't mix, according to Feeney; Old wives tales and local...

RIP Gabriel, treasured best friend (and executive producer of this podcast)!

18 Jul 2022

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Sadness permeates the show bc Raven had to say goodbye forever, to his beloved dog and executive producer of the podcast, Gabriel; Feeney questions if...

The Most Absurd Claim Ever Made ...

11 Jul 2022

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What happened at UFC 276 that cost Feeney money? What Raven did with TNA and his documentary crew; Rich thinks Tom Phillips is a hack and is his arch-...

The Documentary of Raven ...

04 Jul 2022

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Raven provides an in-depth look at The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh and its soundtrack; What advice Raven gave Johnny Swinger in WCW to help him get not...

The very intricate differences between selective sluts and whores

27 Jun 2022

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On this week's episode of The Raven Effect, we have the show of shows for you; What is a selective slut? How do they differ from a whore? RIP Tony S...

Can women be cucks?

20 Jun 2022

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How many hours of sleep constitute a nap? The comparisons between Major League and Bull Durham; What you get from sniffing glue vs. sniffing a horse; ...

We're too lazy to come up with one...

13 Jun 2022

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What is TiVo? Feeney realizes he is not a financial advisor and people should not follow his stock advice; Rich's crypto investments aren't looking an...

TV Guide is the most valuable thing in the world ...

06 Jun 2022

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We've got ALL the guests on the show tonight; Christopher Reeves vs. Christopher Walken; Train line adventures featuring a guy on meth or crack; What ...

Everyone knows what a double down is ... or do they?

30 May 2022

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Feeney's underage crime record exposed; Raven thinks of Uvalde Slim after the shootings in Texas; The greatest Sunday comic strips; Raven finds the be...

The mechanics of a detachable penis ...

23 May 2022

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Should 73-year-old Ric Flair be returning to the ring and wrestling one last match? Other wrestlers and athletes who have come out of retirement to g...

The Kentucky Derby is a work ...

16 May 2022

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It's allergy season and Rich has been hit hard; Feeney has as well, or is his wife beating him? The words that Babe Ruth hated to hear the most and ot...

Breaking the law ...

09 May 2022

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The nation's biggest debate has been solved, but to find out what it is, you must subscribe to Patreon; Big sports weekend with the Kentucky Derby and...

All the places we've been, a world guide from the Raven Effect

02 May 2022

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Mega heat in the Feeney household; Feeney hangs out with Jericho and others at a hotel bar; The New Jersey Devils are the most ridiculous cry for help...

What other uses for a throat are there?

25 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Shocking wrestling connection to the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial; Johnny Depp's insane spending habits; The not so amazing work of The Psychedel...

Do you get Turkish Taffy in a Turkish prison?

18 Apr 2022

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Raven discovers an interesting side-effect from his recent knee replacement surgery; Craziest post-op experiences; Raven shares updates on his recover...

I swear, I thought turkeys could fly

11 Apr 2022

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Rich makes Raven Effect history; Which was the better movie, Bull Durham or Major League? Raven discovers a new side effect of pain pills he doesn't l...

We're number 2 in Qatar and 69 in Ireland

04 Apr 2022

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Raven is back from knee surgery and is better than ever; Raven shares the details from his surgery and his history of operations; Could a free YouTube...

While Raven Recovers, The Effect Takes Over

29 Mar 2022

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Raven is on the mend after knee surgery, so Feeney and Bochinni have taken over the show for the week with behind the scenes producer Robert. It's Wr...

RIP Scott Hall

21 Mar 2022

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Far too much wrestling talk for Raven; Feeney promotes other shows on the Creative Control Network; Seminal vs. Seminole; Raven shares his favorite Sc...

Ranking Conspiracy Theories

14 Mar 2022

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Reading lists from Cracked.com; Rich is deemed the king of bad segues; Raven disappears mid-sentence, builds the tension for his return; Feeney is try...

Shenanigans and Hijinks

07 Mar 2022

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Rich reviews Hulu's The Dropout, telling the story of Elizabeth Holmes (no relation to Sherlock); Not to encourage crime, but Walmart says it will not...

Helpful tip for yeast infections ...

28 Feb 2022

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Raven reviews and entices everyone to watch the Peacemaker with Cena, it's awesome! If you like old timey cartoons watch The Cuphead Show! on Netflix;...

The Best Life Advice

21 Feb 2022

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Feeney does his homework, while Rich did not watch Nightmare Alley; Guillermo del Toro is the most overrated movie director over; Would Feeney have se...