The Restump Podcast

Studly Dudley

24 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Is there enough Dudley to go around? Everyone wants to see more Dudley! Time to Restump Podcast Dudley’s disorienting of the Dees.He’s given us sn...

Scerri, Scerri Baby

20 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Frankie Valli and his four seasons is no match for Chris Scerri Scerri Baby and his first season, and you can’t change our minds! Time to Restump Po...

Not A Cattery Catastrophe

16 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a unique game this Aussie rules caper. Almost as unique as the AFL’s caveat clad, ironic equality and inclusivity policy. Maybe next year we ...

In The Right Room?

14 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Is the overlooking of the workhorse, the defensive stalwart, the ten-year warrior, Lukey Ryan, unconcerning, or has it evolved into intrigue? Are we p...

Bubble Wrapped

05 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time to remove the unnecessary risks. Bubble wrap him up, put him in cotton wool and cryogenically freeze him for a week and a half if we must!...

Mid - Forward - Ruck

24 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Nothing wrong with exploring, experimenting and pinch hitting, but highest and best use is always the most productive policy. Time to Restump Podcast ...

This Time It Will Be Different

19 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

If at first you don’t succeed, pivot, and destroy all the existing evidence of your attempt. We landed a tad wide of the Strategic Plan mark but it ...

The Sandgroper Roper

10 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Sandgroper roper. He's a rustler! Wrangler Wallsy and co are out there on their annual muster, lassoing and herding prized young West Aussies...

674 Games

26 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

 Parting ways with our popular purple people is particularly painful this year. 674 games of experience and 3 meaningful contributors. Time to Restum...

Sunburnt In A Night Final

09 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Do we all need to go guts up in the Bahamas for a while? To be fair to the Gold Coast Suns, if we’d gotten out of jail we would’ve been charged wi...

Make It Four More For Fyfe

04 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's been a while between purple pints. But you get the feeling we're going to be well hydrated over the next decade. Time to Restump previe...

September Secured

25 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s often said “A wrong King still believes his crown makes him right.” Give it up Kingy, there’s no place left to hide. JL has got your numb...

Pick Up The Recognisable Pieces

18 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We pick up the bits and pieces that are recognisable and look to the Dogs. Time to Restump Podcast the life leveller the Lions landed on us, which was...

Taming The Lions

14 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Not sure if Paddy has the conventional Lion taming temperament, but it’ll be one hell of a spectacle. Time to Restump Podcast preview Freo's Fr...

Prison Break

11 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Can we ease up on the escapee artistry? Too many more of those wins and our hearts will escape our chest cavities! Time to Restump Podcast the too clo...

Karl Marks

04 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Yes, he does and he also confiscated much of Carlton’s ball before redistributing it. Bloody marksist! Time to Restump Podcast Sunday’s tough win ...

No Room At The Purple Inn

02 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sorry Blue boys, there's no room at the purple Inn. Time to Restump Podcast preview Sunday's must win game against the Carlton crew.We'...

Reid The Sign

28 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Nearly a four large fine for Paddy because Harley wasn’t watching where he was going! What a travesty! Is this where the revenue raising AFL corpora...

Come At Us Footy Gods

24 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Isn’t one of the perks of being an AFL footballer that it saves you from digging ditches for a living? $2 million a year and he still has to get on ...

Benchmark

21 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Is young Murphy Reid now the benchmark? He certainly is at the MCG after leaving a mark on the bench that Brayden Maynard callously and recklessly sho...

Blood, Switta and Tears

15 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Blood, Switta and tears encapsulates Saturday night and it was the exception to the ‘never as good or as bad as it seems’ rule. As a moment, an oc...

That Swan Costly Loss

08 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

With great possession power comes great accountability. Time to Restump Podcast Sunday’s small setback.Our 6-game winning streak came to an end at t...

Blades Of Glory

04 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What's all this commotion about the SCG surface? It shouldn’t be a problem for our beloved Freo Dockers as we’ve been skating on thin ice for...

Successful Hunting Expedition

30 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Most of us will forever love Rosco. However, while difficult and precarious at times, it was pretty pleasing to enter the Optus Stadium safari park Su...

Calukeb Jacksong

23 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

So productively in sync and inseparable are Serong and Jackson, they’re starting to morph into one Calukeb Jacksong entity! Time to Restump Podcast ...

Dogga and Prancing Pony Show

16 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We’ve been a circus at times but now we’re a Dogga and Prancing Pony show! Time to Restump Podcast the withdrawal of the 4 points from the Kanga b...

No Serious Club Offer Refused

13 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You have to respect the hustle! Time to Restump Podcast the Saturday night clash against the well-rested, tin rattling, garage sale conducting, home g...

Uncle Sam

02 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Was that a career best performance from Uncle Sam Switkowski? Or as a commentators call him Sam Swiskowski or Sam Sierakowski. Time to Restump Podcast...

For King Hell We Have No Captain

30 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Talk about going from chocolates to boiled lollies back to chocolates and then boiled lollies again! The loss of Captain Pearce is far from ideal and ...

Weather Or Not

27 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

He looks like he’d use a ladder to pick strawberries! Yet this Murphy Reid character continues to show us all he’s never out of his depth. Time to...

Willie Or Won't He?

23 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

How’s that saying go? It’s better to have and not need, than need and not have? We should be ok; they’re not all staying in a hotel together. He...

Jackson And The Beanstalk

19 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Given the meaning of Jackson is son of Jack, is it really surprising Luke cuts down beanstalks and takes out Giants for fun? Time to Restump Podcast t...

Hey Alexa

12 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Any chance a few of the forwards might get on board the Moose caboose? Time to Restump Podcast the emotional roller-coaster Friday night ride, resulti...

Broken

04 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We may be in transplant territory because there are too many pieces of our shattered purple hearts for another band-aid to hold it all together. Time ...

Ruck Paper Scissors

01 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Rock paper scissors, the universally utilized tool that has decided the course of action for the world's most complex problems for generations. T...

Let's Back It Up

28 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Was it the ANZAC spirit? Was it JL’s expletive ladened spray or did the penny finally drop? Whatever the case, we need to back Friday’s superb win...

Bleep

24 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sometimes you have to abandon decorum and just let go with a frenzy of f-bombs! Did the message get through? Time to Restump Podcast the cancelling of...

Trust Has Been Broken

21 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It really hurts us to say it, but they have broken our trust. What’s that line about being able to place more trust in curried egg sandwiches from t...

Right To Bare Arms

18 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's JT's constitutional right to bare arms! Time to Restump Podcast the exorcising of the Demons. The Dees are zero and four so, in theory...

Celebration Safety Wear

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Never reel in or repress the passion, Paddy. We‘ll take measures to mitigate your celebratory risks! Time to Restump Podcast the victory in the Vall...

Good Darcy The Young Fella

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Are we getting too far ahead of ourselves to think the only danger may be resisting the infectious party atmosphere of the Barossa Valley for two days...

Freddy Cruiser

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Not sure how he causes opponents nightmares. You wouldn’t be able to sleep once you find out you’re playing on Freddy! Time to Restump Podcast Fre...

Interesting Ins

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Andy Brayshaw to notch up 150 games in almost even time. He’s more resilient than Rory Lobb’s hair dresser. Time to Restump Podcast the Dockers an...

Dual Purple Role Citizenship

31 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Murphy Reid could be the first dual purple role citizenship recipient. We haven’t seen skills and smarts like that since David Mundy got the tap on ...

Planned Bird Cull

28 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We don’t advocate for or condone any form of violence. That's why only air rifles should be permitted. Time to Restump Podcast the upcoming bir...

What Am I Doing

24 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Are we tapped out? Do we have any emotional investment currency left to continue the deposits in the purple bank? Time to try and Restump Podcast the ...

Reid Between The Goal Lines

17 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s official, Murphy has taken the number one Reid position in WA. Time to somehow Restump Podcast whatever that demoralising display was on Saturd...

Is The Cat Out Of The Paper Bag

14 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A brown paper bag cannot be passed under to he who has no table. Time to Restump Podcast our round one clash against the hard working, cost-of-living ...

Vanilla Ice Ice Maybe

05 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Strategically vanilla and ice in the veins… and no, not that type of ice! We’re Fremantle, not a certain other club up the road. Time to Restump P...

Any Cousins Out There?

10 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hopefully Jaren was assessed elite in the antagonism and niggle category at the various draft camps! Time to belatedly Restump Podcast the new list ad...

Buy Sell Hold 2024 - Part 2

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Unfortunately, we subscribe to the adage “You always finish what you start.” So, with the Odd Bods done, we’ve got the Even Stevens to complete....

Buy Sell Hold 2024 - Part 1

30 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

As the dust begins to settle on the purple player peddling period and the list starts to take shape, it’s time for the annual bank balance breaking,...

Shai Cheese

16 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We had to pony up a bit more cheese than we had hoped, but Shai isn’t the only one smiling now. Time to Restump Podcast the momentous occasion of th...

Tell Em They're Dreaming

13 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In terms of trades over the first five days of trade period... how’s the serenity? But we’re about to get to the nuts and Boltons of it. Time to R...

Thanks Fellas

19 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Watching finals from the side-lines, celebrating award winners and saying goodbye to purple soldiers. This emotional roller coaster can get knotted! T...

Are We There Yet

26 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The day started at 10.30am in WA and at 7pm Sunday evening when it finished, we were flat as tacks and emotionally exhausted. Time to Restump Podcast ...

All We Can Do Is...

19 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It was a legitimate honourable loss, ironically delivered partly by a dishonourable act. We’re going to have to hit ole Rosco Lyon and Rory up for f...

Are We Reidy For Disco?

15 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Are we Reidy for Saturday morning fever? Disco is back! Yes, I know… it couldn’t be lamer… but we’re trying cut the tension surrounding this g...

Cling On, Longy

12 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Three quarter time we’re sitting top four with a guaranteed finals campaign locked in. Half an hour later we’re clinging on to September for dear ...

Opportunity Missing

05 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It can’t have gotten far, it was just with us! Geez, you can’t take your eyes of opportunity for a second! It’s time to Restump Podcast Sunday’...

Harley Pick Up Your Toys

29 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Someone has some tidying up to do after throwing all the toys out of the cot! To be fair to Harley, he did make it a great entertaining Derby. Time to...

Anyone, anyone...

25 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is it true the West Coast Eagle’s coaching position is now being advertised on Gumtree? Time to Restump preview Podcast our retribution seeking Derb...

Club 150

22 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A Doig medal, an All Australian, a Simpson medal and lead DJ at Covid Club 150. Time to Restump Podcast Lukey Ryan’s 150th in the demolition of the ...

Too Much Hawk Torque

15 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jet lag? What about the jet leg! Any hope of a few extra first-class business seats, AFL? Time to Restump Podcast the ever-treacherous Tassie trip.The...

Bags Of Snags

09 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A strong leading, pack busting, ground covering, contested mark taking, accurate goal kicking forward! Who here is not shedding a joyful purple tear? ...

Ye of Little Faith

01 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

And he turned to his detractors and said, “Write me off at your peril. In the near future, I see no Swan song.” Time to Restump Podcast that magni...

No Caption Needed

18 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We were all Sarim Akhtar on Saturday. Unfortunately, if only as a coping mechanism, it’s time to somehow Restump Podcast that, double negative inten...

Lobbying For Morning Games

14 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Our post bye game form isn’t the Dog’s breakfast we perceive and an AM start in WA doesn’t hurt! Should we Lobby the AFL for more byes? Time to ...

Unlockdownable

04 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

And Melbourne thinks it’s the world’s best at lockdowns! Somewhere, probably outside a golf course, there’d be an angry Dan Andrews. Time to Res...

Leg it Longy

28 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It should have been 4 points, it was looking likely to be zero points, so we’ll grab the two points and get the hell out of Dodge! Time to Restump P...

Shoota Themselves In The Foot

23 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

No one wanted to lose Lachie Schultz but the fan’s reaction at the time was way over the top! Who is offering up a 1st rounder to get him back? Time...

Highly Contagious

20 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

You thought covid was contagious! Inaccuritis is a coordination destroying mental contagion, leaving sufferers incapable of performing simple tasks. T...

Three's A Good Crowd

16 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the first time in our history we’ve less than 5 indigenous players on the list. But that doesn’t mean 3 isn’t good quality company. Time ...

Check The Box

13 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Seems inaccuracy is contagious! We wanted to prove a point against the Swannies but did we need to prove up 15 of them? Time to Restump Podcast the fr...

The New Water Cooler

06 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What was the conversation? “Wait a minute, if you’re here and I am here… then who is….?” No worries fellas, JT had it covered! Time to Restu...

Never Shai Never

04 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I mean, we’re already over there… it’d be negligent to not test the water, wouldn’t it? Let’s get to the nuts and Boltons of it, contracts a...

Plenty Of Fyfe In The Old Dog

29 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It was a case of the old dog reminding other dogs he still has the tricks! Time to Restump Podcast the much-needed win over the Footscray hounds. It w...

Inexplicable Phenomena

22 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Accusations we tempted the Footy Gods with our overconfidence are unfounded. They tipped Freo by fence panels. Sadly, it’s time to somehow Restump P...

JackArce Reunited

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The pent-up anger of the last two weeks, a hunger for points lost and the reuniting of Jackarce! God help the West Coast Eagles. Time to Restump previ...

Get Knotted Adelaide

15 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Any longer in South Australia and we’d end up putting our own bodies in the barrels! Time to Restump Podcast the end of the horrendous two weeks in ...

Got Some Book Smarts

12 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Something we didn’t know about Tommy Emmett…. apparently, he’s an avid reader! Time to Restump Podcast the Purple versus Port parade Saturday.Af...

Free Tattoo

09 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

When will the flat feeling end? Blame whoever you like but Saturday’s shenanigans have Jack Newnes’ conspiratorial finger prints all over it. Time...

Got The Blue Prints

05 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’re unbeaten but we’re about to face our toughest test yet…. 2 weeks in Adelaide! Oh, and we’re playing the Blues tomorrow as well. Time to ...

Noble Pearce Prize

02 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Captain deserves his own personal choir to continually sing his praises. Time to Restump Podcast Freo’s incredibly dominant performance against ...

Laid-back Luke

25 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

How’s that saying go? “Any more laid-back, he’d be horizontal.” What a ridiculously magnificent game from the obvious deck chair enthusiast. T...

Welcome Josh Draper-Johnson

22 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Strikingly similar features, same positions, same styles and both number 37. Welcome Josh Draper-Johnson. Time to Restump Podcast the Kangas clash at ...

The Mane Man

18 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After the performance yesterday, please spare a thought for the loud coach and captain critics, they’d be doing it a bit tough. Time to Restump Podc...

We Kneed Answers

13 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What’s going on at that Mineral Resources Park? It’s a mine site of a ground and now we’ve got Sean Darcy on his 4-week Fifo spell! Time to Rest...

The Emmett Bros

29 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s been a long preseason and we’re all a tad rusty. But we can’t wait to see how the Emmett bros, who Will Schofield introduced us to last Sat...

Summer Of Sam

24 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s been a great, old fashioned, hot sand feet burning, car seatbelt buckle branding summer! And as we desperately need him this year, we’re hopi...

Removing The Lachie Flight Risk

24 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Going into the draft with very few bullets to use, you’d have to be pleased with what Wallsy and the gang have picked off? Time to belatedly Restump...

Passing Of The Traitorous Baton

15 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

“Best club and supporter base and most passionate fans in the AFL. It was the incentive to come to Collingwood.” Is Lachie being a little too Lobb...

Is Something Cooking?

16 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Deals done early, seemingly little conjecture… it kind of feels like there might be something cooking. Time to Restump Podcast Freo’s quiet trade ...

You're Not The First Lachie To Leave

12 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Seems to be a fair bit of angst directed at the club for some reason, but hey, don’t shooter the messenger! Time to Restump Podcast the latest trade...

Buy Sell Hold 2023

09 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

There are many ways to the poor house but our annual Restump Podcast Buy Sell Hold investment report will probably get you there the fastest.It’s be...

Pick Of The Bunch

26 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Seems North didn’t need to Twist the AFL’s arm too hard. Has the policy crossed over from equalisation to an equitable model? It may just be that ...

Oh It's A Deep Burn

18 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We must strengthen the Ubulus and upper Dorsinus muscles if we want to be kind of a big deal. Head anchorman JL is leading by example challenging the ...

Hammerling Time

24 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

2023 we widely missed all analyst’s expectations. Is it the regression we had to have? Motivation is waning but we’re putting on our parachute pan...

Band Of Brothers

21 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

He’s instantly become a walk up start. Tommy may never be Emmett-ed again! Time to Restump Podcast the narrow defeat at the hands of the tough and t...

Can't Fence Tommy In

18 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Season is still alive, especially if you’re Tommy Emmett. Can’t wait to see him go around but someone please open the gate for him! We don’t wan...