The Shallow End
Episodes
#099: Like A Rat In The Glove Box
24 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dive into The Shallow End of legal quagmires with Schnebly and Toth on this episode. First, we dissect the consequences of a man's fateful solution to...
#098: Hide The Rubber Bands
17 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dive into the global pool of human absurdity with hosts Schnebly and Toth as they embark on another wild journey in "Shallow End." In this episode, we...
Introducing: Pretty Sure I Can Fly with Johnny Knoxville & Elna Baker
15 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pretty Sure I Can Fly is a humorous exploration of things that had never been done, until someone did them. It’s a series of weekly conversations ab...
#097: Not To Be Used As A Hair Product
10 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join hosts Schnebly and Toth in this episode of Shallow End as they navigate the turbulent waters of online antics and historical misfortunes. Strap i...
#096: Never Steal A Fireman's Hat
03 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dive into the depths of absurdity with hosts Schnebly and Toth on this week's episode of The Shallow End! Join us as we explore the wild world of insu...
#095: Holy Hoax and Arachnophobia Apocalypse
27 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join Schnebly and Toth in this gut-busting double-feature episode of The Shallow End! 🎙️Dive into the Shallow End with our first story, exploring...
#094: Never Hire A Discount Hitman
20 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Over the years, some people have gone to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example. Then Lindsay reminds us ...
#093: Take That, Cap'n
13 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join hosts Schnebly and Toth on a rollercoaster of historical intrigue and modern-day absurdity in this captivating episode of Shallow End. First, we ...
#092: With A Triumphant Grunt
06 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dive into the depths of The Shallow End with this riveting episode! In our first segment, we unpack the unbelievable tale of a manhole cover theft gon...
#091: Jumping The Camaro
28 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dive into the depths of absurdity with this episode of Shallow End! First up, we unpack the side-splitting world of National Park reviews. From compla...
#090: Pool Cues And Whale Blubber
21 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this uproarious episode of The Shallow End, two bizarre and unforgettable tales highlight the absurdity of human folly. First up, join us for a hil...
#089: Avian Feeding Frenzy
14 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Oops! Did I Do That? Join hosts Schnebly and Toth as they explore the hilariously embarrassing world of self-inflicted injuries and the outlandish ex...
#088: Drunk Genius and Wedding Woes
07 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another episode of Shallow End, the podcast that dives deep into life's most entertaining and absurd moments! In this episode, two ext...
#087: Bad Place To Put A Hoagie
31 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to "The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth," the podcast where we dive deep into the shallowness of life and explore those moments that make u...
#086: Snack Related Injuries
24 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join us for an intriguing and diverse episode of the Shallow End Podcast, where we dive into two distinct but equally fascinating topics. First, we...
#084: A Bullet In Your Hotdog
17 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this installment of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, a hotdog vendor falls victim to a robbery, but the culprit leaves a painfully unexpecte...
#084: A Soothing Acid Bath
10 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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#83: Thugs In The Kitchen
03 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to Shallow End, the podcast that promotes your self-esteem through other people's stupidity. First up, we venture into a land with some o...
#082: A Discount Hitman
27 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ah, the joys of the holidays. Time spent with family, the smell of home cooking wafting through the air, and an encore performance from the Shallow En...
#081: A Horse Attachment Flap
20 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dive into the absurd and cautionary tales of our modern world in this episode of Shallow End! First up, we recount the story of a gasoline theft that'...
#080: Pulling Out The Ramrod
13 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dive into the intriguing world of human experiences and life's quirky twists with our latest episode of the Shallow End Podcast! In this entertaining ...
#079: Not A Good Place To Keep Chopsticks
06 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Shallow End Is Brought To You By Better Help In this episode of Shallow End, we dive deep into two captivating stories that prove life is full of...
#078: Santa's Perp Walk
29 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This Episode is sponsored by Better Help Get ready for a double dose of quirky tales on this festive and whimsical episode of the Shallow End Podcast!...
#077: All On Fire And Stuff
22 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we explore the adrenaline-fueled world of a thrill seeker who made a life-altering poor choice, and the consequences that followed. T...
#076: Confused Fork Guy
15 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
First, join us as we unravel the tale of a band of would-be burglars who learned the hard way that having the right tools for the job is absolutely cr...
#075: Losing Your Money While Not Wearing Pants
08 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Lindsay has the best "pull my finger" story ever while Jethro explains why a burglar with a gambling addiction is a dangerous combination. Warning! Do...
#074: Underground Ice Cream Sub-Culture
01 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
First, we uncover the absurd story of a criminal / Uber driver. We'll explore a newlywed couple's harrowing experience with him that led to a very une...
#073: Blood And Queso
25 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we embark on a journey to the high seas as we explore the life of John Cummings, a man whose extraordinary talent for swallowing kniv...
#072: Don't put that in your Mouth!
18 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Shallow End, we unravel the peculiar story of a daring individual who made an astonishing discovery about the perilous synergy betw...
#071: A Spud To The Temple
12 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
JG has a riveting tale of two friends whose love for pranks spirals into unexpected territory. We'll uncover how the thin line between fun and disaste...
#70 Wrangling Cattle On My Front Lawn
12 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready to laugh until you cry as we delve into a hilarious treasure trove of emails from our excellent listeners around the globe! In this side-spl...
#069: Pyrotechnic Gladiator Spectacle
27 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In our first segment, we'll sit down with JG, a passionate DIY enthusiast whose harrowing tale of a home improvement project gone wrong left him compl...
#068: Fine Art And French Fries
20 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
🖼️ **Unlikely Art Thieves:** Imagine a pair of art thieves who couldn't be more different from the suave, cunning criminals we often see in movie...
#067: Living Next Door To Karen
13 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we delve into two intriguing and cautionary tales that showcase the unexpected consequences of actions taken and ignored. Join us as ...
#66: Fruits Of Our Labor Day
06 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's Labor Day week, and Lindsay and JG are lounging by the pool, sipping drinks with little umbrellas in them and barking orders to anyone who will l...
#65: Now That's How You Order A Creampuff
30 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join us as we uncover the tale of two police officers whose insidious partnership takes a devastating turn. As we dissect their questionable motives, ...
#064: High-Tech Problem, Low-Tech Solution
23 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join us as we unravel the jaw-dropping story of a gang of wannabe masterminds who took their criminal ambitions to new heights - and depths of absurdi...
#063: Arguing With A Vending Machine
16 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join us as we dive into two riveting stories exploring life's unexpected and unexplored aspects. In the first half, we unravel the hilarious yet cauti...
#062: Hypothetical Moonlight
09 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In a world awash with sugar-laden treats, have you ever wondered about the extraordinary lengths people will go to appease their relentless sugar crav...
#061: A Terrible, Horrifying, Blood Soaked Rodeo
02 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In today's episode, we bring you two tales that will leave you in awe of the strange and unexpected ways life can unfold. First is the curious world ...
#060: Please Don't Pee on My Toga
26 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions in this episode of The Shallow End as we delve into two wildly contrasting tales that will leave you in stitch...
#059: Squatters And Lumber Theft
19 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
First, Lindsay brings you the astonishing account of a person who unexpectedly made their new home an abandoned house. Discover the staggering details...
#058: Cuttle Fish In The Sun
12 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
.Join us as we explore the strange and unexpected antics that people engage in while soaring through the skies during skydiving adventures. But one st...
#057: Hitman Job Interview
05 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we explore two intriguing stories that showcase the remarkable ways in which fate has its own way of serving justice. Join us as we e...
#056: Fetching Boot Theft
28 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this captivating episode of The Shallow End, we delve into two intriguing narratives that showcase the strange and unpredictable world of thieves, ...
#055: An Unholy Congregation Of Seagulls
21 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In our first story, we unravel the bewildering exploits of a man who discovered the most outrageous and, dare we say, downright illegal way to reach t...
#054: Cutting Off My Underpants
14 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hold on tight in this episode of The Shallow End as we recount the jaw-dropping tale of a daredevil whose steam-powered stunt took a disastrous turn. ...
#053: Snack Food, Skunks And Money
07 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
First, we delve into the audacious heist that rocked the financial world. Join us as we unravel the astonishing tale of a man who managed to scam a pr...
#52: Keep Your Piano Opinions To Yourself
31 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's the week of Memorial Day and Schnebly and Toth are spending it with loved ones. Please enjoy this encore performance of The Shallow End! A new ep...
#052: Bring Me A Backup Monkey
24 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We're serving up a double dose of jaw-dropping stories that will leave you laughing, cringing, and contemplating the perils of unchecked pride. In thi...
#051: Mutton Chops And Codpieces
17 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this captivating episode of The Shallow End, we delve into two extraordinary stories that will leave you scratching your head and holding your side...
#050: That Ain't No Way To Treat A Rolex
10 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of TSE, we'll recount the outrageous story of a drug smuggler who made a daring, yet disastrously foolish move. Buckle up as we delve ...
#049: Thanks, Nudists!
03 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
First up, we've got the story of an armed robber who thought he had it all figured out. He stormed into a home improvement store, brandishing a gun an...
#048: Handcuffing The Teddy Bear
26 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
First, we'll be discussing the story of the worst, most incompetent thief you've never heard of. This thief's criminal exploits are so laughably inept...
#047: Never Steal An Old Lady's Smokes
19 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today in The Shallow End, we follow the misadventures of two teenage thieves who thought they had found an easy target in an old woman. However, thing...
#046: You Had Me At Howdy
12 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On the latest episode of The Shallow End, we bring you two completely different yet equally hilarious stories. First up, get ready to be inspired by t...
#045: Fantasies and Felonies
05 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we bring you two intriguing and wildly different stories. First, we delve into the world of a man with a bizarre and unconventional s...
#044: Bumbling Burglars and Befuddled Barristers
29 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we'll explore the world of incompetent criminals and bizarre legal defenses. First up, we'll tell the story of two burglars who made ...
TSE043: That's Going To Leave A Mark
22 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There are many types of birth control methods. Some are more effective than others. JG has the story of one man who employed a novel approach to birth...
TSE042: Never Hire A Discount Hitmen
15 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Over the years, some people have gone to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example. Then Lindsay reminds us ...
TSE041: Swap Meet Pants Baloney
08 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You wouldn't believe some of the stuff people try to steal. And the methods they use? Even more unbelievable. Lindsay has the details. Then, JG remind...
TSE040: Tinged By Theft
01 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
JG has the story of a trailer truck theft that quickly led to egg on the face of the thief. And then, there's a right way and a wrong way to rid your ...
TSE039: Shamed Into Silencing My Devices
22 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Who's responsible when you promote a major professional sporting event and one of the teams is a no-show? Lindsay breaks it down. And then JG has a ca...
TSE038: A Little Bag of Horrors
15 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A reminder from Jethro that it's always a good idea to know what the potential fallout from a planned theft could be. But sometimes things happen that...
TSE037: A Slightly Battered Cash Register
08 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A guy named Ozzie with a bottle of cleaning solvent causes a major problem. And then, it doesn't take state-of-the-art criminal forensic techniques to...
TSE-036: Pyrotechnic Litter Box
01 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It wasn't so much the burglarizing as it was what they did with the plunder. JG has the extremely disturbing, yet hilarious story. Then it's Lindsay's...
TSE-035: Swallowing Random Marine Life
25 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What do you get when you mix two Australians, a ski resort, and bad planning? Lindsay has the details. Then JG regales us with stories of some very ba...
TSE-034: Heineken And Freezer Cake
18 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
JG warns us to be careful of what we re-gift for the holidays. Things could end in a horrific display of pyrotechnics. Then, Lindsay tells us about a ...
TSE-033: Nostradamus, Copernicus And Elon Musk
11 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If we've said it once, we've said it a hundred times. Stop setting things on fire! Lindsay has details. And then, Jg wants you to know that there's a ...
TSE-032: Flames, Smoke And Noxious Fumes
04 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There are just some things one shouldn't put in one's pants. JG has the blow-by-blow details. And then Lindsay asks the question, " What's the most em...
TSE-031: Train Wrecks, Love and Rockets
28 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Lindsay tells us about one of the most popular forms of mass entertainment a century ago. It involved explosions, shrapnel, and twisted steel wreckage...
TSE-030: Plotting An Imaginary Shed Theft
21 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What happens when you're attempting to steal a trailer, but you're not too bright? JG has the amusing details. And then Lindsay tells us why we should...
TSE-029: Partying With Freezer Ghosts
14 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Apparently, there was a recent spate of incredibly bad decisions at a Minnesota middle school. Lindsay has the chilling details. Then JG regales us wi...
TSE-028: An Impetuous Leisure Activity
07 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Some sports fans take things a bit too far. Jethro has the details of this cautionary tale. Then Lindsay asks, "can a house divided stand after all?" ...
TSE-027: Clanging Across The Kitchen Floor
30 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The title for the world's stupidest bank robber is a very competitive division. However, Lindsay may have found a leading contender. Then, Jethro tell...
TSE-026: A Bricklayer's Tale
23 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Sometimes Karma is not so instant. Sometimes it takes decades. JG has the details. And then, Lindsay regales us with what is possibly the most hilario...
TSE-025: Dousing The Flaming Appendage
16 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jethro has a surprisingly hilarious story involving a propane torch and a pail of gasoline. And then Lindsay reminds us to never underestimate our sen...
TSE-024: Janitorial Resentment
09 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What do three hapless middle school janitors have in common with Bill Murray's character from the movie Caddyshack? JG has the story of a very resilie...
TSE-023: Losing Your Money While Not Wearing Pants
02 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Lindsay has the best "pull my finger" story ever while Jethro explains why a burglar with a gambling addiction is a dangerous combination. Warning! Do...
TSE-022: A Sexy Sobriety Test
26 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jethro has a story of a drunk Canadian who made bad choices and the police officer that punked him. And then, a guy caused quite a scene on the Inter...
TSE-021: Desperately Seeking Deven
19 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane can have bad end results. Lindsay has the story. Then, Jethro tells us of a murderer who jumped bail and was ...
TSE-020: Altering Your Prison Pajamas
12 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Don't you love it when a horrible person gets their comeuppance in the end? Jethro has the story. And then, Lindsay has details on why it's not a good...
TSE-019: Sensible Cadaver Shoes
05 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jethro reports on a terrible mishap in the meat section at an Arizona Walmart. And then Lindsay gives us pointers on how not to burgle a store. WARNI...
TSE-018: Exit Through The Sugarcane Field
28 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
They say, "pride comes before the fall." Lindsay has a perfect example of this when one man decides his thievin' skills made him invincible. Then, Jet...
TSE-017: Trampoline Chicken Coop
21 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Some people will do anything for delicious fresh baked goods. Jethro has a story of a guy who takes it to a whole different level. And then Lindsay h...
TSE-016: Walking My Pig In The Panhandle
14 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jethro has the story of a bank robber with extremely poor decision-making skills. Arresting police officers were bewildered. And then, who hasn't had...
TSE-015: It Must Have Been One Sexy Bench
07 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Things we learned this week in The Shallow End. Don't wear flip-flops when climbing Mount Fuji. Also, nobody likes a pantsless Batman. Lindsay has the...
TSE-014: Never Believe A Drunken Engineer
31 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Lindsay has a story of a treasure hunt that went badly. Very, very badly. And then, can a time change be deadly? You bet it can! Jethro has all the de...
TSE-013: Deadly Lawn Furniture
24 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jethro has the ultimate story of instant karma involving a metal toilet. And then Lindsay delves into the dangers of lawnchair aeronautics. The little...
TSE-012: Prophylactic Pyrotechnics
17 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ever mistakenly throw away over a half billion dollars? Well, one guy did. Lindsay has the details. And then Jethro has a difficult time deciding whic...
TSE-011: A Table Leg, A Broom And A Bottle of Shampoo
10 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It was a very embarrassing day for this particular would-be home invader. Jethro has the details. Then Lindsay reports on a volcano selfie attempt tha...
TSE-010: Comfortable Salmon Footwear
03 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Lindsay has a story of high-altitude Hijinx at 41,00 feet. It doesn't end well. And then, an all-you-can-eat Sushi promotion that goes bad before its ...
TSE-009: Fun With Mortar Shells
27 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jethro tells the story of what could possibly be the most embarrassing trip to the emergency room. Then, what not to do when the power goes out. Linds...
TSE008: Diesel Fumes And Nazi Sweat
20 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
JG reports on the hilarious sinking of a WW II Nazi U-Boat. And then, can you coach a team to the Little League World Series and still have the time t...
TSE007: Some Rope And A Couple Gallons Of Vegetable Oil
13 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Some people can get extremely creative when it comes to breaking and entering. But if it's an alcohol-fueled idea, it rarely ends well. Lindsay has th...
TSE006: Keep Your Piano Opinions To Yourself
06 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Can a messy house kill you? Yes. Yes, it can. Lindsay has the unbelievable details. And then, Jethro discovers that a little confidence can carry a pe...
TSE005: Broken Glass And A Feces Covered Iphone 12
29 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Lindsay tells us about a wacky party trick on the 24th floor of a highrise that went horribly wrong. Jethro follows that with a light-hearted tale in...
TSE004: I Had To Throw Away My Floor Mats
22 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Lindsay has a cautionary tale for would-be poachers wearing quality pants. Then, Jethro investigates a story about a car with a bad odor that nearly t...
TSE003: Fascinating Dresser Drawer Stories
19 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
JG tells us about an extremely bizarre circus act that left many traumatized. Others, however, found it hilarious. And then, a Facebook fail that led ...
TSE002: Those Scarlet Pants Are Fetching
16 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It takes bravery and careful planning to become a professional stuntman. Unfortunately, William didn't have the latter. Then we hear the story of a ve...