The Slaywrights
Episodes
Bridge: Breaker
20 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It’s been four months since Tiamat’s defeat and MUUT’s noble sacrifice. Eo reflects on the key events of those months which have lead her to whe...
Bridge: Magnus
06 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It’s been four months since Tiamat’s defeat and MUUT’s noble sacrifice. Galva reflects on the key events of those months which have lead her to ...
Session 144: All That Remains
20 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
With Tiamat vanquished, the Fellstar pirates have a lot of picking up to do.
Session 143: Divine Demolition
06 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
With the aid of the metallic dragons from Asgorath’s Pinnacle, the Fellstar Pirates rush to their final showdown against the goddess Tiamat.
Session 142: The Death Squire & The Dragon
23 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Zellias tries not to have an emotional crisis while the girls definitely do not rob the bank, and Finch has an uncomfortable theory about Sweet Summer...
Session 141: Vaudeville Mercenaries
09 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The Fellstar Pirates and Koltesh make their way to Rumbletums’ bar, but encounter the man himself before arriving at their destination, which is jus...
Session 140: Koltesh & Gaaldrith
26 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Fellstar pirates rush to aid Amontia, and face a tough fight against Larhiss, the red dragonborn barbarian turned adult red dragon. But that isn&#...
Session 139: The Divine Dragon War
12 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bolstered by the blessing of Bahamut, the Fellstar Pirates face down the draco lich and her death knight consort.CW for NPC eye injury
Session 138: Dark Sun Rising
28 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The necromancer has revealed herself, and locked the Fellstar pirates in a small burial chamber with two very large, very nasty undead. And that's...
Session 137: The Three "C's"
14 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Quiet, Cautious, and Careful - The Fellstar Pirates deal with Boneclaw, and finally uncover the face of the necromancer behind the horrors. Content wa...
Session 136: Crypt Crawling
07 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Fellstar Pirates enter the royal crypt of the Goldendrake family, and gain an even better understanding of just how deep the rot goes.Apologies fo...
Session 135: Become A Problem
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Fellstar pirates have no plan to get their captain back, and no way to come up with one, but they rush headlong to the castle anyway.
Session 134: Seeing Red
24 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Zellias has finally told his sister who he is, which sparks a much more intimate discussion about the king’s behavior. After finally leaving Amontia...
Session 133: The Prince & His Nan
17 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The day after the disastrous royal gala, the Fellstar pirates regroup to search for Koltesh, and wait for their next summons to report to the princess...
Session 132: Don't Fart the Reaper
10 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Zellias and Finch share a magical ballroom dance, and an ill-timed fart from an individual who shall remain nameless ruins the party for literally eve...
Session 131: Packing the Powder Keg
03 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The princess’ plan goes into action as Zellias and Finch navigate the tension-filled royal gala while Eo, Galva, and Koltesh explore the castle unsu...
Session 130: Mrs. Drowfire
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mrs. Drowfire has a foolproof plan to smuggle the Fellstar Pirates into the Royal Palace. All it’s going to take is a little elbow grease, a tarp, a...
Session 129: Crashing with Koltesh
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Koltesh invites the Fellstar Pirates to crash at his place while Amaranzia’s resistance waits to see how the king will respond to their treasonous b...
Session 128: For Whom the Bell Tolls
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Finch wants to try diplomacy, but Mirror!Eo and Galva just want to fight. After solving the final dragon tower puzzle, the Fellstar Pirates are at lon...
Session 127: Now Is No Time For Joke!
05 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Fellstar Pirates are tasked to defend their actions and character to a pedantic silver dragon. Then they have to figure out the trick to the test ...
Session 126: Asgorath’s Pinnacle
30 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Combining expert misdirection along with some strategically-placed fourth-level spells, the Fellstar Pirates make it to the base of their goal - the f...
Session 125: Teine Breith
23 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Fellstar Pirates try to gather information on the current political climate of Ziltroma, and wind up offending the nicest man on the planet with t...
Session 124: The Nightshade Conspiracy
16 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Once Galva shares that she spotted Bor - one of the five members of the Veda Force - Zellias lays down the law: He needs everyone to don’t. No fun a...
Session 123: Fortunate Suns
08 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The message from Zellias’ dead woman is revealed, and the crew have some decisions to make. Before they follow that lead, though, they have to figur...
Session 122: Death & Life
01 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Before the Fellstar Pirates and their new shard mind buddy can escape the facility at Penjara-9, they have to play a real-life game of Five Nights at ...
Session 121: Wake Up and Face the Dawn
26 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With the Zirconium Alloy defeated, the Fellstar Pirates can finally rescue Mystra and Lathander, but this tiny crew of four pirates still has a pretty...
Session 120: Shatter the Servant
19 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The final obstacle between the Fellstar Pirates and Mystra is one of the Adamantine Authority’s finest soldiers: The Zirconium Alloy. There is no Po...
Session 119: Into the Depths
11 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Fellstar pirates and Dr. Gelko press onward, deeper into the facility, and finally make it to their ultimate destination.
Session 118: The God That Never Was
04 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Fellstar Pirates and Dr. Xalbar Gelko. make it to the labs in Penjara-9, where they learn even more than they bargained for.
Session 117: Heads Will Roll
27 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Fellstar Pirates proceed to act more like pirates in this one single session than they have in the entirety of their adventures so far. Sneak atta...
Session 116: Infiltrating Penjara-9
20 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Fellstar Pirates have a rough start on their raid of the Penjara-9 mining facility, and things quickly go from bad to worse when they finally enco...
Session 115: Krannath Mindeye Navarro
13 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The crew meet the head of the Dark Matters for breakfast at True Neutral ground: The Space IHOP. After a very tense meeting, they make their way to th...
Session 114: Nokio, Boba King, & Hot Tonic
06 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After acquiring a fresh set of clothes for Dr. Gelko, the crew of the Reliable have a lot to discuss with regard to their plans of infiltrating and de...
Session 113: Dr. Xalbar Gelko
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the Ultimate Showdown Round 2 between the Fellstar Pirates and the Shade of Myrkul - the TRUE Shade of Myrkul, this time.CW: Zombies
Session 112: Run Out the Clock
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Between fighting off the undead hoards and learning more deeply troubling things about what’s gone on in this facility, things aren’t looking grea...
Session 111: Welcome to Necrotic Park
16 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With no other choice, the Fellstar pirates press deeper into the derelict research facility that is crawling with undead. If they had a nickel for eve...
Session 110: Defying Gravity
09 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Eo asks if the crew should possibly make use of that business card she got from Auntie Sage several chapters ago, the mystery of Kong Maat is solved, ...
Session 109: Order & Chaos
02 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In addition to finding the Divine Rune, the Fellstar Pirates also have the opportunity to awaken Mielikke, Lady of the Forest - which, naturally, they...
Session 108: Fateful Recollection
25 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Fellstar Pirates have finally acquired the Divine Rune, and Galva and Finch have gained a bonus session of mind-fuckery. Now it’s time to wind d...
Session 107: The Revolution Will Be Televised
18 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Fellstar Pirates complete their assault on Tassarion Sunhold’s Ascension Ceremony, setting the stage for a truly shocking plot-twist.
Session 106: Storming the Castle
11 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With a very short time between the announcement and the Ascension Ceremony to officially place Tassarion Sunhold in the most powerful seat in the Feyw...
Session 105: Concluding the Investigation
04 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In which the Fellstar Pirates are caught red-handed by Amaryllis Bri, Zellias is mean to Wilhelm, and the crew finally begin the Ultimate Heist, AKA r...
Session 104: The Thick Plottens
28 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Continuing their investigation, the Fellstar Pirates uncover what appears to be the smoking gun, but something just doesn’t add up.
Session 103: Punch Cosmic & Lady Swyl Tyr
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With the Platinum Alloy closing in, the Fellstar pirates only have a few precious minutes to make their escape from Vulparia’s slumber party. It’s...
Session 102: Party Crashers
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The first part of the Fellstar Pirates’ clever plan to solve the murder mystery goes into full swing - at a spoiled sorority girl’s fanclub slumbe...
Session 101: The Road to Maer Ghains
07 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Fellstar Pirates have been given a map and directions to solve the assassination of the Titania, so that’s what they’re going to try to do! Fi...
Session 100: Dinner Murder Mystery
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In which the Fellstar pirates must solve a murder before they’re accused, themselves.
Session 99: Winning Big at the Slot Machines
21 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Fellstar Pirates just clown it against a pack of horrifying slot machine chimeras for the amusement of the fae aristocracy. After the fight, and s...
Session 98: The Feywyld
14 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Now that he finally has his prosthetic, Zellias returns to the Black Bazaar to update his wardrobe. Once that’s taken care of, and Finch receives th...
Session 97: Arm Day
08 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Finch shares the absolutely mind-blowing information they received at the end of last week’s session with the rest of the crew. Zellias has some thi...
Session 96: Knowing is Half the Battle
31 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Fellstar Pirates finally get answers to some of their most burning questions, but there’s no good news.
Session 95: The Gilded Way
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After surmounting far too many obstacles, the Fellstar Pirates are finally able to see what The Resonance is all about.
Session 94: The Unending Cyclone
17 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Fellstar pirates and Tempus take on Helsif, the Unending Cyclone in the penultimate fight to recover Oghma and the Gilded Way. But just when thing...
Session 93: Wavebog
10 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The fight with Wavebog the Maelstrom Knight is a rough one.
Session 92: The Knights of the Maelstrom
03 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Galva’s first encounter with a real giant does not go her way, in any capacity. The Fellstar Pirates and Tempus clown their way through the underwat...
Session 91: The Shifting Expanse
27 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Fellstar pirates and Tempus make the perilous trek over the crumbling, dangerous natural bridge known as The Shifting Expanse.
Session 90: Cream of Captain Soup
20 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The final challenge at the top of the obelisk is a fight with Tempus himself. Once that’s sorted out, the Fellstar pirates share their discovery wit...
Session 89: The Trials of Tempus
13 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Locked inside the obelisk to Tempus, the Fellstar pirates enter a gauntlet of themed fights designed to test the might of those who wish to ascend to ...
Session 88: The Path to Zoashell
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The intrepid adventurers ignore the DM’s hints that a long rest would be in their best interest and press onward to look for a less wet place to cam...
Session 87: 20,000 Crises Under the Sea
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After being knocked completely off course by the deep sea turbo kraken, the Fellstar Pirates gather their wits about them and venture forth, into a lu...
Session 86: Depths of Knowledge
22 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With the shockingly specific prophecy fresh on their minds, the Fellstar pirates have a mandatory team-building meeting initiated by Zellias. After th...
Intermission 7: Saving the Clubhouse
15 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The gang take Bunga’s siblings shopping for costumes, then swing by the graveyard for a little playful grave robbing before returning to the clubhou...
Intermission 6: Mayo Bob
08 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After spending the night and eating breakfast, the outlaws head into town to chat with the mayor and to run some errands for Bunga’s mom. Meanwhile,...
Intermission 5: Trick or Train
01 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Scott once again takes up the DM reins to give Anthony a break, and we return to the Fantasy Wild West to check in with our four outlaws. It’s been ...
Session 85: Look For Your Next Treasure
25 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In which Dakka and the crew hold a funeral for a legendary adventurer, Finch makes a deal, Eo & Dakka have a rematch, Galva rolls the world’s gr...
Session 84: Fullbarrel Fight
18 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In which the crew wind down from the Talos fight with some social links and testing their might against an Alloy.
Session 83: Everything Everywhere All At Once
11 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Galva has unwittingly unleashed the Shade of Talos onto her crew, so that needs to be dealt with. After that, our heroes finally discover the secret G...
Session 82: Legend of the Gondian Temple
04 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The crew and Dakka square off against a pack of metal-eating earth elementals, and discover the guardian of Gond’s inner sanctum, who puts them thro...
Session 81: I Need You to Pet This Table
27 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Finch grabs a moment to prod at Galva’s frustration, and the crew finally learn some of their awkward fighter’s core memories and trauma. Wilhelm ...
Session 80: Gunswitchblade
20 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After being explicitly warned not to make any deals with the Gondian Fae, Galva does an oopsie.
Session 79: The Construct's Cloister
13 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In which Eo rolls a lot of 0s, 1s, and 2s, Khardak tips his hand and reveals his big secret, Finch shares their water phobia with Galva (who takes ent...
Session 78: Beware - Ruin Grinder
06 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a rock ‘em sock ‘em beatdown featuring the Fellstar Pirates, their buddy Khardak, and the aptly-named Ruin Grinder!
Session 77: Gond With the Wind
30 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The crew and Khardak wind down after a rough fight. Galva tries to get Khardak drunk while Finch tries not to doom spiral. After a restful break, the ...
Session 76: Lolth's Maw
23 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In which the cave known as Lolth’s Maw is full of spiders, actually.
Session 75: Following Giga
16 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Zellias and Finch have another epic Swan Boat Moment while Galva and Eo perform their tasks competently and with great style. The crew and Khardak enc...
Session 74: Just Clown It
09 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Fellstar Pirates follow Shavhaga home, where they meet her children and she feeds them dinner. Halfway through the meal, Shavhaga’s older brothe...
Session 73: Tempered Dreams
02 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Eo and Finch have private heart-to-hearts with MUUT. MUUT looks to Zellias for another heart-to-heart, Eo has a brilliant plan for taking care of the ...
Session 72: Lead Does Not Stop God
26 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The crew return to the Black Bazaar and report their discoveries to Admiral Jonye. Their discussion takes an unexpected turn, and with a few key piece...
Session 71: Hey There, Demons
19 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With the Death Tyrant dead, the Fellstar Pirates need to get OUT of the facility, which weirdly turns out to be more complicated than getting in.
Session 70: Lingering Evil
12 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Zellias’ draconic diplomacy goes about as well as can be expected given the circumstances. Once that all shakes out, the crew finally discover what ...
Session 69: Dr. Von Tür and the Boneheads
05 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Fellstar Pirates have a lot to process in the aftermath of Zellias’ injury.
Session 68: Armageddon
28 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The crew press deeper into the abandoned Adamantine Authority facility on their quest for answers. Unfortunately, they’re mostly just finding more q...
Session 67: Who Let the Dogs Out?
21 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Things are tense as the crew are dogpiled by an irresponsible amount of Hellhounds.
Session 66: Them's Titan Words
14 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The crew return to the Black Bazaar, meet up with some old friends, and do a little shopping before their next employer seeks them out.
Session 65: Hope Reborn
07 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There are a lot of loose ends to tie up on Geebos, and a number of repairs to be made to the Reliable. Not all of the goodbyes made by the crew are h...
Session 64: Chauntea's Guardian
31 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Things are popping off faster than our heroes can predict in this action-packed, emotionally-charged penultimate session of Chapter 9. Content warning...
Session 63: In the Heart of Jadrom
24 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After finally making it to Jadrom’s heart, the Fellstar pirates learn a few new key pieces of information that greatly surprise them. Galva collects...
Session 62: The Trial of the Rebirthing Flame
17 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Eo takes the lead as the resident expert on dealing with fairies. Galva is deeply annoyed by everything that is happening, and fueled with spite. Zali...
Session 61: Marsh Madness
10 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Fellstar Pirates and their aarakokra guide traverse deep into the marsh on their search for Jadrom’s heart. On the way they encounter more local...
Session 60: Into the Hollow Earth
03 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Fellstar Pirates are joined by the aarakokra Ranger Zalik as they enter a suspiciously nostril-shaped cave on their quest to find the goddess Chau...
Session 59: Welcome to Tarrasique Park
26 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The crew need to repair The Reliable before they can leave Geebos as the cranky druid commands. Zellias convinces her to provide a safe shelter while ...
Session 58: Guns & Magic & Demolition
19 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Fellstar Pirates get to know their guests. Zellias and Zalik make a friendly wager, Eo teaches Larz some basic self-defense, and Finch learns all ...
Session 57: The Black Bazaar
12 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Fellstar Pirates travel to the Black Bazaar, a massive flotilla of repurposed cargo ships, cruisers, and junkers. Here they meet many interesting ...
Session 56: Make Like a World Tree
05 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Okafor does individual check-ins with the crew, and discovers something very exciting in one of the books they liberated from Fort Olor.
Intermission 4: The Radiant Empress
29 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our intrepid heroes finally make it to nightfall and head to the front of the train to put their grand plan into motion. On the way they encounter an ...
Intermission 3: Fat Cats & Shrooms
22 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
By a remarkable coincidence, this train comes pre-loaded with character-specific side-quests! Clair and Toby each discover a little business that need...
Intermission 2: Sandwich Science
15 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The gang pile into a dining car to grab some lunch, and Bunga has a thing or two to teach Toby and Cowa about sandwiches. After lunch, Bunga runs into...
Intermission 1: A Train Heist
08 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Scott takes the DM seat as we conduct a small interlude! Introducing the one-shot heroes of the Fantasy Steampunk Old West! Join them as they illegall...
Session 55: Disgracing the Veda Force
01 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In which the Veda Force is a pack of schoolyard bullies, Lucenti is a shitty hypocrite, and the forces of good prevail in the end.
Session 54: The Pirate Hunter's Encore
23 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Even though Eo shot him again just to be sure, Taurok Ravrun persists despite being shot with a ship's gun and free-floating in the cold unfeeling...