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149: Carriages of Justice (Live at King's Place, London) (Pt 2)

03 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part 2 of this week’s episode. Part 1 is out every week on Wednesdays. If you want to listen to the full podcast every TUESDAY, including b...

149: Carriages of Justice (Live at King's Place, London) (Pt 1)

01 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part 1 of this week’s episode. Part 2 is out every week on Fridays. If you want to listen to the full podcast every TUESDAY, including bonu...

They Are Massive: PS14

26 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod.We've been back through our archive of episodes and we've selected our favourite stories, anecdotes and funny bits.I...

148: TODGERS (Live at King's Place, London) (Pt 2)

24 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part 2 of this week’s episode. Part 1 is out every week on Wednesdays.If you want to listen to the full podcast every TUESDAY, including bo...

148: TODGERS (Live at King's Place, London) (Pt 1)

22 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part 1 of this week’s episode. Part 2 is out every week on Fridays. If you want to listen to the full podcast every TUESDAY, including bonu...

They Turned Right At The Lights: PS13

19 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod.We've been back through our archive of episodes and we've selected our favourite stories, anecdotes and funny bits.I...

147: Cwtchella (Pt 2)

17 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part 2 of this week’s episode. Part 1 is out every week on Wednesdays. If you want to listen to the full podcast every TUESDAY, including b...

147: Cwtchella (Pt 1)

15 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part 1 of this week’s episode. Part 2 is out every week on Fridays. If you want to listen to the full podcast every TUESDAY, including bonu...

Late Night, Early Morning: PS12

12 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod.We've been back through our archive of episodes and we've selected our favourite stories, anecdotes and funny bits.I...

146: Too Many Cooks Make Good Broth (Pt 2)

10 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part 2 of this week’s episode. Part 1 is out every week on Wednesdays. If you want to listen to the full podcast every TUESDAY, including b...

146: Too Many Cooks Make Good Broth (Pt 1)

08 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part 1 of this week’s episode. Part 2 is out every week on Fridays. If you want to listen to the full podcast every TUESDAY, including bonu...

Smoking Crack Is It Boys?: PS11

05 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod.We've been back through our archive of episodes and we've selected our favourite stories, anecdotes and funny bits.I...

145: I’m Buying Sudocrem In Commercial Quantities (Pt 2)

03 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part 2 of this week’s episode. Part 1 is out every week on Wednesdays. If you want to listen to the full podcast every TUESDAY, including b...

145: I’m Buying Sudocrem In Commercial Quantities (Pt 1)

01 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part 1 of this week’s episode. Part 2 is out every week on Fridays. If you want to listen to the full podcast every TUESDAY, including bonu...

There'll Have To Be Pipes: PS10

29 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod.We've been back through our archive of episodes and we've selected our favourite stories, anecdotes and funny bits.I...

144: I Was Briefly In The Freemasons (Pt 2)

27 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part 12of this week’s episode. Part 1 is out every week on Wednesday. If you want to listen to the full podcast every TUESDAY, including bo...

144: I Was Briefly In The Freemasons (Pt 1)

25 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part 1 of this week’s episode. Part 2 is out every week on Fridays. If you want to listen to the full podcast every TUESDAY, including bonu...

Embarrassing Ways To Die: PS9

22 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod.We've been back through our archive of episodes and we've selected our favourite stories, anecdotes and funny bits.I...

143: Milk Pod, Gloop Episode (Pt 2)

20 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part 2 of this week’s episode. Part 1 is out every week on Wednesdays. If you want to listen to the full podcast every TUESDAY, including b...

143: Milk Pod, Gloop Episode (Pt 1)

18 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part 1 of this week’s episode. Part 2 is out every week on Fridays.If you want to listen to the full podcast every TUESDAY, including bonus...

Sexey School: PS8

15 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod.We've been back through our archive of episodes and we've selected our favourite stories, anecdotes and funny bits.I...

142: Oh! Rich, Mun (Pt 2)

13 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part 2 of this week’s episode. Part 1 is out every week on Wednesdays. If you want to listen to the full podcast every TUESDAY, including b...

142: Oh! Rich, Mun (Pt 1)

11 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part 1 of this week’s episode. Part 2 is out every week on Fridays. If you want to listen to the full podcast every TUESDAY, including b...

Exchange Student: PS7

08 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod.We've been back through our archive of episodes and we've selected our favourite stories, anecdotes and funny bits.I...

141: Little Tommy Two Kormas (Pt 2)

06 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Episode 141: Little Tommy Two Kormas This is Part 2 of this week’s episode. Part 1 is out every week on Wednesdays. If you want to listen to the f...

141: Little Tommy Two Kormas (Pt 1)

04 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part 1 of this week’s episode. Part 2 is out every week on Fridays. If you want to listen to the full podcast every TUESDAY, including bonu...

Risk & Reward: PS6

01 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod.We've been back through our archive of episodes and we've selected our favourite stories, anecdotes and funny bits.I...

140: $illy (Pt 2)

30 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part 1/Part 2 of this week’s episode. Part 1/Part 2 is out every week on Wednesdays/Fridays. If you want to listen to the full podcast ever...

140: $illy (Pt 1)

28 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part 1 of this week’s episode. Part 2 is out every week on Fridays.If you want to listen to the full podcast every TUESDAY, including bonus...

Wimbledon: PS5

25 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod.Happy Christmas!!We've been back through our archive of episodes and we've selected our favourite stories, anecdotes...

139: You’re Going To Actual Hell (Pt 2)

23 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part 2 of this week’s episode. Part 1 is out every week on Wednesdays. If you want to listen to the full podcast every TUESDAY, including b...

139: You’re Going To Actual Hell (Pt 1)

21 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part 1 of this week’s episode. Part 2 is out every week on Fridays.If you want to listen to the full podcast every TUESDAY, including bonus...

Taylforth: PS4

18 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod.We've been back through our archive of episodes and we've selected our favourite stories, anecdotes and funny bits.I...

138: I’ll Be A Tooled Up Vegan Burglar On Mondays (Pt 2)

16 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part 2 of this week’s episode. Part 1 is out every week on Wednesdays. If you want to listen to the full podcast every TUESDAY, including bo...

138: I’ll Be A Tooled Up Vegan Burglar On Mondays (Pt 1)

14 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part 1 of this week’s episode. Part 2 is out every week on Fridays. If you want to listen to the full podcast every TUESDAY, including bonus...

The Wankatron3000: PS3

11 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod.We've been back through our archive of episodes and we've selected our favourite stories, anecdotes and funny bits.I...

137: A Great Idea And A Big Sack Of Cash (Pt 2)

09 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part 2 of this week’s episode. Part 1 is out every week on Wednesdays. If you want to listen to the full podcast every TUESDAY, including bo...

137: A Great Idea And A Big Sack Of Cash (Pt 1)

07 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part 1 of this week’s episode. Part 2 is out every week on Fridays. If you want to listen to the full podcast every TUESDAY, including bonus...

Mr Johnny: PS2

04 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod.We've been back through our archive of episodes and we've selected our favourite stories, anecdotes and funny bits.I...

136: Who Are We Not Telling? The Tax Man (Pt 2)

02 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part 2 of this week’s episode. Part 1 is out every week on Wednesdays.If you want to listen to the full podcast every TUESDAY, including bon...

136: Who Are We Not Telling? The Tax Man (Pt 1)

30 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part 1 of this week’s episode. Part 2 is out every week on Fridays.If you want to listen to the full podcast every TUESDAY, including bonus ...

The Camping Stove: PS1

27 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod.We've been back through our archive of episodes and we've selected our favourite stories, anecdotes and funny bits.I...

135: Berry Gordy Snaps Your ACL (Pt 2)

25 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part 2 of this week’s episode. Part 1 is out every week on Wednesdays. If you want to listen to the full podcast every TUESDAY, including bo...

135: Berry Gordy Snaps Your ACL (Pt 1)

23 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part 1 of this week’s episode. Part 2 is out every week on Fridays. If you want to listen to the full podcast every TUESDAY, including bonus...

134: He Knows Exactly Where His Life Jacket Is (Pt 2)

18 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part 2 of this week’s episode. Part 1 is out every week on Wednesdays. If you want to listen to the full podcast every TUESDAY, including bo...

134: He Knows Exactly Where His Life Jacket Is (Pt 1)

16 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This is Part 1 of this week's episode - Part 2 is out on Fridays. If you want to listen to the full podcast every Tuesday morning including bonus cont...

133: A Sponge On A Stick

08 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mike Bubbins, Elis James and Steff Garrero will be performing LIVE at the Motorpoint Arena in Cardiff on February 3rd 2023.Tickets for the original da...

132: Shouting Up The Chimney

01 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week’s episode is sponsored by NORD VPN, to get your HUGE discount head to nordvpn.com/sportsbar or use the code sportsbarMike Bubbins, Elis ...

131: When The Pears Are Nice, Eat All Of Them

24 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week’s episode is sponsored by NORD VPN, to get your HUGE discount head to nordvpn.com/sportsbar or use the code sportsbarMike Bubbins, Elis ...

130: Or I Could Just Drive You

17 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

For your huge discount on Nord VPN you need to go to nordvpn.com/sportsbar or use the code sportsbarMike Bubbins, Elis James and Steff Garrero will ...

129: Thank God For Roy Keane

10 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Steff is running the New York Marathon - you can sponsor him here https://impact.grassrootsoccer.org/fundraiser/4070514 Mike Bubbins, Elis James and ...

128: You Ruin All Of This Goodwill In Two And A Half Years Time With One Truly Horrific Tweet

03 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Steff is running the New York Marathon - you can sponsor him here https://impact.grassrootsoccer.org/fundraiser/4070514 Mike Bubbins, Elis James and ...

127: If You Put A Gun To My Head I’d Have To Say Caravaggio

26 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Steff is running the New York Marathon - you can sponsor him here https://impact.grassrootsoccer.org/fundraiser/4070514 Mike Bubbins, Elis James and ...

126: You’d Think I Was Trying To Decipher The Rosetta Stone

19 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Steff is running the New York Marathon - you can sponsor him here https://impact.grassrootsoccer.org/fundraiser/4070514 Mike Bubbins, Elis James and ...

125: Twelve Pint Mike

12 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Steff is running the New York Marathon - you can sponsor him here https://impact.grassrootsoccer.org/fundraiser/4070514 Mike Bubbins, Elis James and ...

124: Shakespeare At The Castle, What A Farce

05 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mike Bubbins, Elis James and Steff Garrero will be performing LIVE at the Motorpoint Arena in Cardiff on February 3rd 2023.Tickets for the original da...

123: The Party Line

29 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mike Bubbins, Elis James and Steff Garrero will be performing LIVE at the Motorpoint Arena in Cardiff on February 3rd 2023.Tickets for the original da...

122: Smooth, Like A Fruit Bowl From Habitat

22 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mike Bubbins, Elis James and Steff Garrero will be performing LIVE at the Motorpoint Arena in Cardiff on February 3rd 2023.Tickets for the original da...

121: Trust Your Body

15 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mike Bubbins, Elis James and Steff Garrero will be performing LIVE at the Motorpoint Arena in Cardiff on February 3rd 2023.Tickets for the original da...

120: That’s Earnie From The Two Ronnies

08 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mike Bubbins, Elis James and Steff Garrero will be performing LIVE at the Motorpoint Arena in Cardiff on February 3rd 2023.Tickets for the original da...

119: His and Hers Matching Porn Rooms

01 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mike Bubbins, Elis James and Steff Garrero will be performing LIVE at the Motorpoint Arena in Cardiff on February 3rd 2023.Tickets for the original da...

Bonus: Down The Clubhouse Trailer

27 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elis James, Mike Bubbins and Steff Garrero are hosting a TV show on BT Sport 1 called "Down The Clubhouse".It starts on Sunday 31st July at 21:15 and ...

118: Wooing A Woman Made Of Flowers

25 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mike Bubbins, Elis James and Steff Garrero will be performing LIVE at the Motorpoint Arena in Cardiff on February 3rd 2023.Tickets for the original da...

117: Use Your Probes On Newbon

18 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mike Bubbins, Elis James and Steff Garrero will be performing LIVE at the Motorpoint Arena in Cardiff on February 3rd 2023.Tickets for the original da...

Best of Distant Pod 4

11 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This is the "Best Of" for the episodes since we last did a "Best Of"...It's the Episode to send your friends to when you can't explain why 3 blokes ba...

116: Tim, I’m Leaving The Charlatans To Join the Beatles

04 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

VOTE FOR US... Please!Listeners' Choice Award at the British Podcast Awards http://britishpodcastawards.com/vote Mike Bubbins, Elis James and Steff Ga...

115: You’re On Drugs, Old Man

27 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mike Bubbins, Elis James and Steff Garrero will be performing LIVE at the Motorpoint Arena in Cardiff on February 3rd 2023.Tickets for the original da...

114: I’m Gonna Be In Trouble Now For Losing A Card

20 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mike Bubbins, Elis James and Steff Garrero will be performing LIVE at the Motorpoint Arena in Cardiff on February 3rd 2023.Tickets for the original da...

Distant Pod Father's Day Deals

15 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hi everyone,If you head over to the shop at distantpod.com we've got a Father's Day Deal where if you buy a T-Shirt, we'll throw in a calendar and tou...

113: I Know It’s Only Bits

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Elis James, Mike Bubbins and Comic Steff Garrero in the Bar…If you want to order a Rainbow Bucket Hat in support of the Rainbow Wall, LGBTQ+ Wa...

112: Weather Guessers

06 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Head over to the Distant Pod Shop and pick up our new Admiral x Distant Pod merchandise click on these linkshttps://sdsb.beyondmerch.co.uk/products/ad...

111: You Don’t Look At The Tele When You’re Texting

30 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Head over to the Distant Pod Shop and pick up our new Admiral x Distant Pod merchandise click on these linkshttps://sdsb.beyondmerch.co.uk/products/ad...

Admiral x Distant Pod: OUT NOW

27 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's an exciting day at Distant Pod HQ! We're releasing our 2nd collaboration with the team at Admiral Sportswear. New football shirts and a tracksuit...

110: I Came, I Saw, I Coasted

23 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Head over to the Distant Pod Shop and pick up our new Admiral x Distant Pod merchandise click on these linkshttps://sdsb.beyondmerch.co.uk/products/ad...

Introducing: The Demon Seed

19 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

So... This is Mike's Dark Secret... His "other podcast"...We thought you might hate it and be disgusted by it: so here it is.Darkness has fallen, evil...

109: It’s A Lot Smaller, But A Lot Harder

16 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Head over to the Distant Pod Shop and pick up a calendar (18 month starting in June) illustrated by Dave Doodlemoose which contains discount codes for...

108: You Throw Like A 120 Year Old Man

09 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

If you want to know more about the Podcast head to www.distantpod.com or follow us on social media where we are @distantpodIf you have two minutes giv...

The Best of Michael Owen's Movie Club

02 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys have been filming their new TV show Down The Clubhouse with the BT Sport team this week so rather than a regular episode we've decided to let...

107: Sugar Cubes And Chill

25 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

If you want to know more about the Podcast head to www.distantpod.com or follow us on social media where we are @distantpodThis week’s showSteff Doc...

106: Feeding The Rabbits

18 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

If you want to know more about the Podcast head to www.distantpod.com or follow us on social media where we are @distantpodThis week’s showMike Docu...

105: End Of The Road

11 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

If you want to know more about the Podcast head to www.distantpod.com or follow us on social media where we are @distantpodThis week’s showElis Docu...

104: A Really Sharp Hat

04 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Steff Documentary Choice: Spirit Game: Pride of a Nation https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/video/detail/B099PMH8SX/ref=atv_hm_hom_c_vHa2fW_brws_31_1Elis Boo...

103: There Are More Deer In This Country Than There Were In The Days Of King Henry VIII. Fact.

28 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Donate to Head For Change https://headforchange.org.uk/donateThis week’s EpisodeMike Documentary Choice: Beefyhttps://youtu.be/rGH6x98lEjcSteff Book...

102: Listen To You With Your Chilean Merlot

22 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week’s EpisodeElis Documentary Choice: The Story of the KopPart 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZxfJK5BVGAPart 2: https://www.youtube.com/w...

101: Bowling Warnie

15 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week Elis, Mike and Steff decided that the whole podcast would be about the Australian spin bowler Shane Warne… So it is…Documentary Choice: ...

100: The Dick, Kerr Ladies Social Media Department

08 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We've made it to 100 episodes!Mike Documentary Choice: Venus and Serena on Amazon Prime https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/video/detail/B07GHZ1YPD/ref=atv_dp...

99: Tell Me About Cantre'r Gwaelod Again Richard

01 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Vote for us at the Sports Podcast Awards https://www.sportspodcastawards.com/categories/15THIS WEEK’S SHOWElis Documentary Choice: Max meets the Dal...

Introducing: The Joe Marler Show

25 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hi Distant Podders,Here's a podcast by our friends Tom and Joe, which we thought you might like.England rugby player Joe Marler wants to know about yo...

98: You’re Sitting On My Catheter

22 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Vote for us at the Sports Podcast Awards https://www.sportspodcastawards.com/categories/15This week's showSteff Documentary Choice: Home Game - Pehlwa...

97: I’d Rather Be a Eunuch

15 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Vote for us at the Sports Podcast Awards https://www.sportspodcastawards.com/categories/15This week's showMike’s Documentary Choice: The Trials of M...

96: Any Blood In Your Semen?

08 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join the boys on February 11th at 8pm for a LIVE STREAM of the podcast which will never be published as an episode.For tickets click here https://www....

95: A Black Cowboy Shirt With White Pearl Buttons And A Red Paisley Yoke. With A Bootlace Tie With A Big Eagle On It.

01 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join the boys on February 11th at 8pm for a LIVE STREAM of the podcast which will never be published as an episode.For tickets click here https://www....

94: Grubs and Slobs

25 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join the boys on February 11th for a LIVE STREAM of the podcast which will never be published as an episode.For tickets click here https://www.plosive...

93: Carry On Up The Butts

18 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join the boys on February 11th for a LIVE STREAM of the podcast which will never be published as an episode.For tickets click here https://www.plosive...

92: The Gold Blenders

11 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elis James, Mike Bubbins and Steff Garrero meet up in the bar to talk about “sports”. Head to www.patreon.com/distantpod or https://anchor.fm/nata...

91: Bilbo Bubbins

04 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elis James, Mike Bubbins and Steff Garrero meet up in the bar to talk about “sports”. Head to www.patreon.com/distantpod or https://anchor.fm/nata...

90: From Russia With Bubbs

28 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Elis James, Mike Bubbins and Steff Garrero meet up in the bar to talk about “sports”. Head to www.patreon.com/distantpod or https://anchor.fm/nata...

89: The Cat Will Think It’s a Worm And Try To Eat It

21 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Christmas!! And the perfect gift is a ticket to see the arena gig in 2022.If you didn’t see them on their 2021 tour you can buy tickets for T...

88: You Trample The Dead… You Hurdle The Weak…

14 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Elis James, Mike Bubbins and Steff Garrero meet up in the bar to talk about “sports”. Head to www.patreon.com/distantpod or https://anchor.fm/nata...

87: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Puke

07 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Please give £1 to help the MND Association and Leeds Hospitals Charity https://donate.giveasyoulive.com/fundraising/kevin-sinfields-the-extra-mile-ch...