The Square Ball: Leeds United Podcast
Episodes
The Match Ball: Brighton & HA 0-0 Leeds United | Premier League | 27th Nov 2021
28 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Our thoughts on the whistle as Leeds ground out a dire goalless draw at the Amex against Graham Potter's men, who were booed off at full time. With le...
#253: The Poisoned Elbow
24 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The weekly show sees us look at the latest Leeds news - just who made Rapha ill? - preview Brighton & Palace - although we almost forgot one of th...
TMB30: Aston Villa 1-4 Leeds United | 24th Nov 1991
24 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A breathtaking televised performance saw United dismantle a dangerous Villa side. With Tony Daley nullified by Chris Fairclough and a famous corner ro...
Propaganda: Fan Reaction | Spurs 2-1 Leeds United | Premier League | 21st Nov 2021
23 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Much like the game itself, this is a show of two halves: first we get the Leeds fan reaction to the match, before we find out what the Spurs fans made...
The Match Ball: Tottenham Hotspur 2-1 Leeds United | Premier League | 21st Nov 2021
22 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Reaction on the whistle as Leeds United fell to a second half defeat at Posh White Hart Lane after dominating the opening period. With levisolicitors....
#252: Conical Bra
16 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's a good job Harry Kane has got it out of his system before the weekend. We round up the international break and preview Spurs as the first names s...
TMB30: Leeds United 2-0 QPR | 16th Nov 1991
16 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
United had top spot in their sights and Roy Wegerle in their mind's eye as they faced off against Gerry Francis's men. The Whites were back in action ...
#251: Career Criminals
10 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's another international break, but with everybody getting sacked and the 49ers buying more LUFC shares, there's still plenty to talk about. Adam Fo...
Propaganda: Leeds United 1-1 Leicester City | Premier League | 7th Nov 2021
09 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
United are back and the Foxes are whack! That's the general consensus on this week's show, in which we find out what both you and the Leicester fans t...
The Match Ball: Leeds United 1-1 Leicester City | Premier League | 7th Nov 2021
08 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Full time thoughts as we hop straight in the studio next to Elland Road to chat about the Whites and their point against Leicester. Should it have bee...
#250: Your Dad's a Character
03 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
His name is Kasper, he's had a sense of humour bypass and he's back at Elland Road on Sunday. We preview Leicester, round up the week's news and pick ...
Propaganda: Norwich City 1-2 Leeds United | Premier League | Fan Reaction
02 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hear Norwich's fans sound sad and dejected following our win at Carrow Road at the weekend. Fan reaction from the world of Propaganda. With levisolici...
TMB30: Wimbledon 0-0 Leeds United | 2nd Nov 1991
02 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
United returned to Selhurst Park for the second time this season, this time without David Batty, to face a mid table Dons side. The goalless outcome m...
The Match Ball: Norwich City 1-2 Leeds United | Premier League | 31st Oct 2021
01 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Full time reaction as Leeds United secured the three points in a second half five minute spell, with our two Brazilians bagging the goals. Samba de Ja...
#249: Cowboy Boots
28 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On the weekly show we paw through the latest Leeds United news, including an injury update, an Italian brainteaser and women's tour of crap towns. The...
Propaganda: Leeds United 1-1 Wolves | Premier League | Fan Reaction
27 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Reaction from fans of Leeds and Wolves to the diving and cheating and moaning and shouting and NOISE. Plus some fun from the 5-0 gigglefest at Old Tra...
The Match Ball: Arsenal 2-0 Leeds United | Carabao Cup 4 | 26th Oct 2021
26 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Leeds exited the League Cup with a weak second half performance as a goal line check and a Cooperism were the cause of United's grief. With levisolici...
TMB30: Leeds United 1-0 Oldham Athletic | 26th Oct 1991
25 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We are top of the league! United top the table for the first time in 17 years thanks to an ugly goal in a hideous game against a team of glamorous hai...
The Match Ball: Leeds United 1-1 Wolves | Premier League | 23rd Oct 2021
23 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A late equaliser from the penalty spot brought Leeds a well-earned point against a bunch of men who fell over quite a lot. Full team reaction live str...
#248: Hip Dips
20 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We run through the latest Leeds United news and come up with a comprehensive plan to fix our injury woes. We preview Wolves and look at ways to give A...
Propaganda: Southampton 1-0 Leeds United | Premier League | Fan Reaction
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's the show that we didn't want to make, but turned out better than we expected. Fan reaction from both sides after the Southampton away game. With ...
TMB30: Notts County 2-4 Leeds United | 19th Oct 1991
18 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sgt Wilko returned to his former club to face off against Neil Warnock's men. United ran out winners, despite the windy conditions, but sustained more...
The Match Ball: Southampton 1-0 Leeds United | Premier League | 16th Oct 2021
16 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A single goal put paid to Leeds United's hopes at St Mary's. Here we pick over the bones of a game in which the Whites had zero shots on target. With ...
#247: Vending Machine
12 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Raphinha is now the best player in the world and we're here for it. There's an international roundup, plus hot geographical tips for getting our Brazi...
#246: Ankle Grinders
06 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What is wrong with spoilsports Arsenal? No standing, no singing, no fun. We run through the news concerning Leeds United over the international break,...
Propaganda: Leeds United 1-0 Watford | Premier League | Fan Reaction
05 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We dive into the Hornets fan channels to find out what they thought of Watford's defeat at Elland Road. Plus reaction from Leeds United fans to the we...
TMB30: Leeds United 4-3 Sheffield United | 5th Oct 1991
04 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Good friends Howard Wilkinson and Dave Bassett faced off in the dugouts as Leeds United raced into a four goal lead. By the end, the Whites were hangi...
The Match Ball: Leeds United 1-0 Watford | Premier League | 2nd Oct 2021
02 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Leeds United earned their first win of the season thanks to Diego Llorente's first half goal. Full time reaction straight from the stadium, from our s...
TMB30: Crystal Palace 1-0 Leeds United | 1st Oct 1991
01 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
United's unbeaten record finally fell at Selhurst Park, as the Whites fell to a late goal. With injuries and fixtures piling up, will they manage to k...
#245: Tragedy Has Befallen!
29 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We mull over the latest Leeds United news, with Kalvin linked to the bad place and Adam Forshaw's torn thigh, we take comfort in the fact that the U23...
Propaganda: Leeds United 1-2 West Ham United | Premier League | Fan Reaction
28 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Reaction from Leeds fans and West Ham fan channels to the game decided by Antonio's last gasp winner. What did we get right and wrong on The Match Bal...
TMB30: Norwich City 2-2 Leeds United | 28th Sep 1991
27 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Still unbeaten since the season kicked off, Leeds travelled to Carrow Road without Gordon Strachan and took on the Canaries. United hadn't conceded a ...
The Match Ball: Leeds United 1-2 West Ham United | Premier League | 25th Sep 2021
26 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Reaction on the whistle from our studio next to Elland Road. Leeds United fell to late defeat to West Ham, despite taking a first half lead. With...
#244: Get to the Chopper!
22 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The latest Leeds United news and the latest in the world of football. Dan James's journey into fatherhood on a helicopter, Derby's downfall, Harry Kew...
The Match Ball: Fulham 0-0 Leeds United (5-6 pens) | Carabao Cup 3 | 21st Sep 2021
22 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Reaction to Leeds United's victory on penalties at Craven Cottage, when they faced Fulham in the third round of the Carabao Cup. With levisolicitors.c...
Propaganda: Newcastle United 1-1 Leeds United | Premier League | Fan Reaction
21 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Reaction to the Tyneside trip. We hear from our nervous fans and their despondent ones. Plus a quick detour to Derby, just for you. With levisolicitor...
TMB30: Leeds United 1-0 Liverpool | 21st Sep 1991
20 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Unbeaten United travelled to Highfield Road to face a Coventry side that man-marked Gordon Strachan in a bid to stifle our creativity. Unusually, Lee ...
TMB30: Coventry City 0-0 Leeds United | 18th Sep 1991
18 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Unbeaten United travelled to Highfield Road to face a Coventry side that man-marked Gordon Strachan in a bid to stifle our creativity. Unusually, Lee ...
The Match Ball: Newcastle United 1-1 Leeds United | Premier League | 17th Sep 2021
18 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Full time reaction following Leeds United's 1-1 draw at St James's Park against Steve Bruce's beleaguered Newcastle team, including the view from insi...
#243: Perpetual Emotion
15 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Magpies in formation! Coming for your breakfast! We preview the short flight to SJP on Friday while we contemplate Marcelo's plan to fix football. We ...
Propaganda: Leeds United 0-3 Liverpool | Premier League | Part 2: Their Fan Reaction
14 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Deep breaths. Here's the Liverpool fan reaction for the three goal defeat at Elland Road. A young man pretends to be outraged, everybody goes home. Wi...
Propaganda: Leeds United 0-3 Liverpool | Premier League | Part 1: Our Fan Reaction
14 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Leeds United fan reaction - and more from us - about the dramatic game against Jurgen Klopp's Reds. Reaction to Struijk's red card and Klopp's touchli...
TMB30: Chelsea 0-1 Leeds United | 14th Sep 1991
13 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The scoreboard looked beautiful at Bates's Bridge on this day in 1991. Carl Shutt, back from his injury sustained at a wedding, scored the winner and ...
The Match Ball: Leeds United 0-3 Liverpool | Premier League | 12th Sep 2021
12 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Full time reaction as Leeds United lost comprehensively against Jurgen Klopp's Liverpool side. Was it a red card for Pascal Struijk? With levisolicito...
#242: The Pat in the Hat
08 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Birthday Boy Bamford finally played for his country - England not Ireland - and had a great time, even if it was ruined by Gareth Southgate. Reaction ...
TMB30: Leeds United 3-0 Manchester City | 7th Sep 1991
06 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In a memorable sunny day at Elland Road, an injury to Rod Wallace meant midfield was instructed to push forward by Sgt Wilko. The result? A David Batt...
TMB30: Leeds United 2-2 Arsenal | 3rd Sep 1991
02 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Last season's champions visited Elland Road and took a two goal lead, before the Whites rallied and levelled matters late on. Wee Gordon contributed b...
#241: Prince William
01 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The arrival of Dan James means nice guy Helder Costa leaves for Valencia. Will we miss him? Will we even notice? Pat turned up bright and early for En...
Propaganda: Burnley 1-1 Leeds United | Premier League | Fan Reaction
31 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After Leeds United's draw at Turf Moor we look at the reaction of our fans and their fans on Propaganda. Plus we enjoy the madness of, well, Arsenal m...
Leeds United sign Dan James | Deadline Day Special
31 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Reaction as Leeds United sign Dan James from Manchester United for £25m on deadline day. With levisolicitors.co.uk/thesquareball Hosted on Acast. See...
TMB30: Manchester United 1-1 Leeds United | 31st Aug 1991
31 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Two of the division's heavyweights clashed at a sun-bathed Old Trafford. Leeds came out of the blocks quickly and took the lead through a Chapman head...
The Match Ball: Burnley 1-1 Leeds United | Premier League | 29th Aug 2021
29 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sean Dyche's men kicked lumps out of Leeds United and rolled around on the floor. Their lead was cancelled out by Pat Bamford's late equaliser. Full t...
Phil Hay on Marcelo Bielsa | Special Interview
28 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Hay chats about his book: 'And It Was Beautiful: Marcelo Bielsa and the Rebirth of Leeds United'. Phil talks about how the book was put together,...
TMB30: Southampton 0-4 Leeds United | 28th Aug 1991
27 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In the Whites' first away game of the season, Rod Wallace returned to the club he'd recently departed. A commanding midfield performance - especially ...
#240: Hughes The Daddy!
25 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A bona fide Leeds United hero drops in to give us his blessing. Podcast Pat has put pen to paper, but that looks like the lot when it comes to signing...
Propaganda: Leeds United 2-2 Everton | Premier League | Fan Reaction
24 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Leeds United drew 2-2 with the Toffees as fans returned to Elland Road. We bring you fan reaction on our show Propaganda - what Leeds fans thought of ...
TMB30: Leeds United 1-1 Sheffield Wednesday | 24th Aug 2021
23 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Leeds United's second home game of the season saw the spoils shared with the Owls. John Sheridan, Carlton Palmer and Nigel Worthington were on the pit...
The Match Ball: Leeds United 2-2 Everton | Premier League | 21st Aug 2021
21 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A highly charged return to Elland Road saw Leeds draw with the Benitez Blues. Everyone got a flag and waved it in the rain. With levisolicitors.co.uk/...
TMB30: Leeds United 1-0 Nottingham Forest | 20th Aug 1991
20 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Leeds United's delayed season opener came in the form of Brian Clough's Forest. Old Big Head had been lashing out in the press in the lead up to the g...
TMB30: Season 1991-92 Introduction
19 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Million pound signings arrive at a changing Elland Road, a venue that played host to a high profile gig during the summer. United's first game of the ...
#239: Suzannah's Left Hand
18 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
With Bielsa signed up for another year, it's time to save a child from his life of misery in Kirklees. With the first team misfiring on the opening we...
Propaganda: Manchester United 5-1 Leeds United | Premier League | Fan Reaction
17 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Through gritted teeth we hear what the fans of Manyoo made of Saturday's heavy defeat at Old Trafford, while Leeds fans who endured the drubbing tell ...
The Match Ball: Manchester United 5-1 Leeds United | Premier League | 14th Aug 2021
14 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There's no way to dress this one up, we got thumped and it was awful. Full time reaction as we shipped five goals at Old Trafford. Ouch. With levisoli...
#238: $QBL
12 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We react to the Angus Kinnear interview and become investors in fan tokens ourselves. And what awaits Leeds United at Old Trafford and across the seas...
2021-22 Season Special with Angus Kinnear
09 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Leeds United's CEO drops in to give us an update on the state of play at ER: Bielsa's contract, transfers, preseason, stadium redevelopment, tickets, ...
#237: Top Cat
04 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
With the sad passing of Terry Cooper, we pay tribute to one of Revie's greats. We run the rule over preseason and, with Connor Gallagher choosing Pala...
#236: Shattered Femur
27 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's preseason friendly time and we're here to see it - on your favourite streaming service. We finally know where Gjanni is off to and we look at the...
#235: Comic Sans
21 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kits, sponsors, memberships, stealing children from Chelsea, Greek holidays - it's all happening! The regular show returns for the 2021/22 season. Wit...
The Euro Ball | 12th July 2021 | Catherine Wheel in the Sphincter
12 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In the final Euro Ball we look back on the final, the fireworks, the penalties, but most of all: our hero, our talisman, our boy, our Kalvin. With two...
The Euro Ball | 9th July 2021 | Dancing in the Dark
09 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The left back carousel keeps on turning at Elland Road. Junior Firpo is in, Gjanni Alioski is out and Laurens De Bock is still technically ours. So is...
The Euro Ball | 8th July 2021 | Don't Pass To Kalvin
08 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
England beat Denmark in the semi final at Wembley, which means Kalvin Phillips in the Euro 2020. Sterling went to ground and so did Kasper Schmeichel,...
The Euro Ball | 5th July 2021 | Goldilocks Gjanni Gone
05 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kalvin continues to pull the strings as England eye up the semi final versus Denmark. Is it time to reconsider Gareth Southgate? The Leeds players hav...
The Euro Ball | 30th June 2021 | Stunt Pegs
30 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
England beat Germany and the tournament has exploded into life. It's the eve of the new season and it looks like the end of Gjanni Alioski's time at L...
The Euro Ball | 23rd June 2021 | Riddled With Diseases
23 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As Kalvin and England progress to the Round of 16, Liam Cooper's Scotland are making the short journey home. Meanwhile, it's still No TyRo, No Party f...
The Euro Ball | 20th June 2021 | Peep Show
20 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
England and Scotland finished goalless, which disappointed the English and cheered the Scots. Still, it's not Leeds is it? And Leeds will soon be play...
The Euro Ball | 16th June 2021 | Our First Shiny
16 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Here's the verdict so far, after 10 games in the tournament. Why Wilko's vision is bearing fruit for England. Will we be joining the Seahorses? The Pa...
The Euro Ball | 13th June 2021 | The Kalvin Phillips Show
13 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Our boy Kalvin ran the show in England's Euros opener. We reflect on feeling like proud parents of the Yorkshire Pirlo. Reflections on Wales and the t...
The Euro Ball | 8th June 2021 | Swede Dreams
08 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We're following the progress of Leeds United's players through Euro 2020 while keeping an eye on events at Elland Road. In this episode we kick off wi...
#234: Milli Vanilli
27 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We have new hilarious directors and a new pitch is on the way, but good old dependable Stuart Dallas is still running the show. The season end brings ...
Propaganda: WBA (H) | Premier League | Ocean of Emotion
25 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Opinion from Baggies fan channels about the final game of the season, plus what you thought about an emotional day at ER. With levisolicitors.co.uk/th...
The Match Ball: Leeds United 3-1 West Bromwich Albion | Premier League
24 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
United saw off the relegated Baggies in the final game of the season, as the club said goodbye to Pablo Hernandez, Gaetano Berardi and maybe more.&nbs...
Special: Gaetano Berardi & Pablo Hernandez
21 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
An impromptu podcast about the departure of two of our promotion winning heroes. With levisolicitors.co.uk/thesquareball Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...
#233: Keep Off The Grass
20 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
That Hampshire turf! Slippery for the Southampton players, but not for Bamford. Pat and pals weren't even allowed on the stuff after the game, before ...
Propaganda: Southampton (A) | Premier League | Hampshire Whites
19 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In the face of a Leeds victory the Saints fans are far too nice. Reaction from Southampton fan channels plus the bits we missed in The Match Ball. Wit...
The Match Ball: Southampton 0-2 Leeds United | Premier League
19 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Whites secured another away win in the penultimate match of the season, with Tyler Roberts finally grabbing a Premier League goal. With levis...
Propaganda: Burnley (A) | Premier League | Appalling
17 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Another great win for Leeds made the lives of the residents of Burnley even worse. Their thoughts and those of Leeds fans after the Turf Moor trouncin...
The Match Ball: Burnley 0-4 Leeds United | Premier League
15 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A barnstorming performance blew Dyche's Burnley out of the water as Leeds returned from the Lancashire backwater with four goals and all three points....
#232: Aerial Duels
12 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The season is all but finished, but the world hasn't stopped turning. Podcast Pat has apparently signed a new deal, Championship club (for now) Derby ...
Propaganda: Tottenham Hotspur (H) | Premier League | Egg & crisps
11 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Spurs fans are in despair in the wake of their defeat at Elland Road, while Leeds fans are delighted. We find out what's been said about Leeds Uni...
TMB30: Nottingham Forest 4-3 Leeds United | 11th May 1991
10 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In the final game of the season, 5,000 travelling fans saw Leeds come out the wrong side of a seven-goal clash with the Brian Clough's FA Cup finalist...
The Match Ball: Leeds United 3-1 Tottenham Hotspur | Premier League
08 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After the disappointment of Brighton, one of the standout performances of the season secured the points for Leeds against Spurs. Full time thoughts. W...
TMB30: Leeds United 2-1 Sheffield United | 8th May 1991
07 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Elland Road was full for the final home game of the season, as Bassett's Blades came to town, with danger man Brian Deane leading the line. The Whites...
#231: I've Been to Sweden
05 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Emergency! Paging Dr Beat! Phil Hay made it through his surgery and that was the only real high point of the weekend. It was a quiet one, too, with th...
Propaganda: Brighton & HA (A) | Premier League | Who would support a club like this?
04 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We find out what's been said - by you and by Brighton fans - in the wake of our trip to Sussex. We dive into the fan channels of the Seagulls. With le...
TMB30: Leeds United 5-2 Aston Villa | 4th May 1991
03 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
United thumped Villa at home for the second time this season, with a glut of goals in this late season match. Leeds put the visitors to the sword in t...
The Match Ball: Brighton & Hove Albion 2-0 Leeds United | Premier League
01 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A subpar performance from Kalvin Phillips-less Leeds saw the Seagulls take all the points in Sussex. Full time reaction. With levisolicitors.co.uk/the...
#230: Despicable
28 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Pat's going to the Euros, Ed Woodward is going to the job centre, and Craig Pawson is going in the bin. We round up the news, preview Brighton, and pi...
Propaganda: Manchester United (H) | Premier League | Hakuna Matata
27 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What have you been saying and what have they - those lot from across the Pennines - been saying? Fan reaction to the Super Sunday match with added Ste...
The Match Ball: Leeds United 0-0 Manchester United | Premier League
25 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It finished goalless in the War of the Roses at Elland Road, with referee Craig Pawson making himself the star of the show. Full time thoughts on a ma...
TMB30: Derby County 0-1 Leeds United | 23rd Apr 1991
23 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A fussy ref spoiled Leeds United's win at related, with seven yellows dished out. A paltry crowd saw Carl Shutt's header as the Whites return to winni...