The Square Ball: Leeds United Podcast
Episodes
Weekly Show #356: Donkeysphere
21 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We discuss a week that's been a veritable Noah's Ark of joy at Leeds United, with animal impressions aplenty and promotion rivals dropping points. 🎧...
Propaganda: Boyz II Menz
20 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With even more victories against Swansea and Plymouth, we dive into their fan channels for reaction to those games and other goings on in the football...
Phil Hay: Leeds United - Captivating Viewing
19 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Phil Hay reports back on another long road trip for Leeds United and a team that can't stop winning in front of the cameras. 🎧 Listen ad-free &...
The Match Ball: Plymouth Argyle 0-2 Leeds United
17 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Full time thoughts on United's eighth straight victory as the promotion pursuit continues. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bonus shows: sqbl.co/plus ·&...
Phil Hay: Swansea 7, Devon 8?
16 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Phil chats about Leeds United's sparkling form and strength in depth as they head from South Wales down to Plymouth and the early kick off on Saturday...
Weekly Show #355: The Joy of the Now
15 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With Leeds United on a hot streak and Max Gradel lifting the AFCON we feel terrifyingly positive as we round up the week's headlines. 🎧 Listen ad-f...
The Match Ball: Swansea City 0-4 Leeds United
14 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Peacock > Swan. We laugh at Willy's Welsh walkover, straight after the final whistle. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bonus shows: sqbl.co/plus ·&nb...
Propaganda: Horses on Spice
13 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Some wild accusations fly around about one Leeds United player as we dive into the fan channels this week. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bonus shows: ...
Phil Hay: A Handy Win
12 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Athletic's Leeds United writer describes the mood in the media room after the Whites rolled over Rotherham and prepare for a tight turnaround ahea...
The Match Ball: Leeds United 3-0 Rotherham United
10 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Handball? Nah. Full time thoughts as Leeds United cruised past bottom side Rotherham at Elland Road. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bonus shows: sqbl.c...
Phil Hay: Three Little Words
09 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Rotherham roll into town for a should-win match for Leeds United and Luis Sinisterra has departed permanently, meaning the Whites are better placed fo...
Weekly Show #354: Victor's Pipeline
08 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's Chelsea in the cup as the decks are cleared at Elland Road. Meanwhile, we glorify good boy Gruev. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bonus shows: sqbl...
The Match Ball: Plymouth Argyle 1-4 Leeds United (AET)
07 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Reaction on the full time whistle as Daniel Farke's men finally saw off Plymouth on a rainy night in Devon. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bonus shows:...
Propaganda: Horse Chat
06 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With Bristol vanquished and the promotion race hotting up, Georginio has gone and got himself a four-legged friend. This week's clips from the world o...
Phil Hay: Leeds Are Finding Solutions
05 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Fresh from Ashton Gate, Phil reflects on another hurdle cleared by Leeds and identifies the qualities Connor Roberts will bring to the team. 🎧 List...
The Match Ball: Bristol City 0-1 Leeds United
03 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Full time thoughts on United's fifth straight victory, this one by a single Willy Gnonto goal, under the lights at Ashton Gate. 🎧 Listen ad-free &a...
Phil Hay: Helicopter for Roberts
01 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's Deadline Day! Will Leeds United get Connor Roberts over the line to add to the Welsh contingent? Phil brings us the latest. 🎧 Listen ad-free &...
Weekly Show #353: Motorway Masterclass
31 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As the defender exodus continues, who's the latest Leeds United legend with licensing issues? We doff a cap at Jaidon Anthony. 🎧 Listen ad-free &am...
Propaganda: Love Leeds, Poisonous Pie?
30 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's a Leeds love-in this week as we bathe in the football fan channels, but it didn't end well for one young man. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bonus...
Phil Hay: A Big Few Days Ahead
29 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With days remaining in the January window, Leeds have an unwanted FA Cup replay on the cards but will they sign move in the market? 🎧 Listen ad-fre...
The Match Ball: Leeds United 1-1 Plymouth Argyle
27 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our thoughts on the inconvenient FA Cup draw against the Pilgrims, straight from Elland Road. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bonus shows: sqbl.co/plus ...
Phil Hay: No Replay Please!
26 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Phil reflects on a crucial victory secured against Norwich, previews the Plymouth FA Cup tie and wonders: will the Whites do business in the final wee...
Weekly Show #352: Scalextric at Left Back
25 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With injuries starting to creep in will Leeds United sign a couple of full backs for Farke? What's on your window wish list? Also: Joe Rodon. Good isn...
The Match Ball: Leeds United 1-0 Norwich City
25 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Moments after the final whistle at Elland Road, we give our thoughts on a victory ground out against the Canaries. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bonus...
Propaganda: Handball
23 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We head into the fan channels to find that Leeds fans are lovely, Elland Road is great and everyone disagrees with Ryan Lowe. 🎧 Listen ad-free &...
Phil Hay: Who'd Be a Ref?
22 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The view from the press box with Phil as Leeds United defeated a physical Preston team in dramatic circumstances. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bonus ...
The Match Ball: Leeds United 2-1 Preston North End
21 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Late drama at Elland Road! Here's what we made of that Sunday scrap against Ryan's roughhouses. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bonus shows: sqbl.co/plu...
Phil Hay: Transfers, Preston & Tortoise | Live Stream
19 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
From the YouTube live stream: Phil joins us to talk transfers, preview Preston and answer your questions. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bonus shows: s...
Weekly Show #351: Tickles
18 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As we cover off this week's Leeds United news, Archie Gray reminds us to enjoy the here and now, while Rasmus Kristensen reminds us of a 9-year-old. 🎧...
Propaganda: Winkle Spanner
17 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Leeds United made a child swear and we're here for it. The latest clips from the football fan channels. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bonus shows: sqb...
Phil Hay: Changing of the Guard
15 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
United's young squad marches on thanks to the victory at Cardiff, but will we soon see some new recruits in the ranks? 🎧 Listen ad-free & get b...
The Match Ball: Cardiff City 0-3 Leeds United
13 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Full time reaction to the Welsh win that Leeds United strolled to in Cardiff, with goals from Bamford, James & Rutter. 🎧 Listen ad-free & g...
Phil Hay: Williams, Roberts or Johnson?
12 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As the Peacocks head off to peck at Bulut's Bluebirds, with Luke Ayling now departed for Teesside, which right back will come in at Leeds United durin...
Weekly Show #350: Sign a Right Back?
11 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We go over the week's Leeds United news, from Robot Koch to Djed Spence's squandered potential, while the TSB jury debate whether Pat can steal Ampadu...
Thank You, Luke Ayling
11 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What do you say to the guy who has given Leeds United fans as many good memories as Luke Ayling? Thank you, Luke. Thank you. 🎧 Listen ad-free &...
Propaganda: Stealth Camping
10 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Here's what we turned up on the Peterborough fan channels after the cup game plus some wild Wearside tenting. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bonus show...
Phil Hay: Bamford's Blonde Bombshell
08 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After witnessing Platinum Pat's Peterborough worldie in the flesh, Phil gives us the view from the press box as Leeds United made it through to the FA...
The Match Ball: Peterborough 0-3 Leeds United
07 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bam Bam Bosh! Reaction to Leeds United's safe passage to the fourth round of the FA Cup at the Weston Homes Stadium. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bon...
Phil Hay: Peterborough Preview
05 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Who's that at right back? Phil charts Leeds United's, ahem, Road to Wembley as the Whites get ready to face Darren Ferguson's Posh. 🎧 Listen ad-fre...
Weekly Show #349: Chins & Shiny Heads
04 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week at Leeds United: Brenden is banned, Wilko is honoured and Elland Road is definitely getting a monorail. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bonus...
Propaganda: Sacked in the Morning
03 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What's been said and sang at Leeds United and in the football world this week? Give this a swerve if your name is Rooney. 🎧 Listen ad-free & ge...
Phil Hay: Happy New Year!
02 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Phil kicks off 2024 with a review of Leeds United's Christmas period, which was bookended with two fine victories. What's in store for 2024? 🎧 List...
The Match Ball: Leeds United 3-0 Birmingham City
01 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Here's what we made of the New Year's Day fun against Wayne Rooney's Birmingham City, straight from Elland Road into the studio. 🎧 Listen ad-free &...
The Match Ball: West Brom 1-0 Leeds United
30 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Reaction to another insipid display by the travelling Whites, this time at the Hawthorns. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bonus shows: sqbl.co/plus ·&n...
The Match Ball: Preston North End 2-1 Leeds United
26 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Thoughts at full time as Leeds United faltered in the wake of a controversial Meslier red card in the Boxing Day battle. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get...
The Match Ball: Leeds United 4-0 Ipswich Town
23 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our overjoyed reaction at Leeds United's festive demolition of second placed Ipswich, straight from Elland Road. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bonus s...
Phil Hay: Phil is Navidad
22 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In the final show of 2023, Phil looks ahead to a busy festive period and the resurrection of the Christmas Eve fixture. Doesn't that belong exclusivel...
Weekly Show #348: Frohe Weihnachten
21 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's our weekly round-up! It's festive! With Victor Orta up to the same old nonsense, we ask what Leeds United really want for Christmas. 🎧 Listen ...
Propaganda: Jackie's Mum
19 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
She said what!? The latest shocking revelation in the world of fan media brings us into contact with one of the Leeds United loanee mums. 🎧 Listen ...
Phil Hay: It has to happen soon
18 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil zooms in to reflect on more dropped points against Coventry and an increasing sense of urgency among the Leeds United fan base. 🎧 Listen ad-fr...
The Match Ball: Leeds United 1-1 Coventry City
16 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Reaction straight from Elland Road as the Whites failed to overcome Coventry and a dickhead ref. Streamed live for TSB+ members. 🎧 Listen ad-free &...
Phil Hay: Changes Afoot?
15 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
With Leeds United leaving Sunderland on the losing side, wonders: should Daniel Farke make changes for the Coventry clash this weekend? 🎧 Listen ad...
Weekly Show #347: Addicted to Drama?
14 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Are Leeds United fans addicted to drama? Have the last 20 years made us adrenaline junkies? Do we reject drama? We discuss this and more in our weekly...
The Match Ball: Sunderland 1-0 Leeds United
13 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Full time thoughts on an under par performance and defeat for the Peacocks on Wearside. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bonus shows: sqbl.co/plus ·&nbs...
Propaganda: Basketbald
12 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We wrap up the week's clips in the football world: some Blackburn, some silly Premier League nonsense and some, er, basketball. 🎧 Listen ad-free &a...
Phil Hay: Left Back & Jack
11 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
With the points secured at Blackburn, Leeds United head to Wearside with Djed Spence likely to step in at left back as an old friend faces Archie Gray...
The Match Ball: Blackburn Rovers 0-2 Leeds United
09 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Reaction to a rock solid win for the Whites in Lancashire in front of a packed away end. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bonus shows: sqbl.co/plus ·&nb...
Phil Hay: Ewood Expects
08 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil drops in to preview the weekend's early kick off against Blackburn Rovers. Can Leeds United finally banish the away kit hoodoo in front of over 7...
Weekly Show #346: Sausage Roll
07 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We wrap up the latest from Elland Road, like the pastry around a meaty filling: the FA Cup, Junior's Olympic dream and Prague partying. 🎧 Listen ad...
Propaganda: Mum's Spaghetti
06 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Smoggy shouting, platinum Pat and this week's clips from the fan media world through a Leeds United lens. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bonus shows: s...
Phil Hay: Wonderfully Drunken Football
04 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil salutes Leeds United's merry making against Middlesbrough as the Whites continue their sparkling form. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bonus shows:...
The Match Ball: Leeds United 3-2 Middlesbrough
03 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Reaction to more early drama and another thrilling home win for Leeds United, this time against the Teessiders. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bon...
Phil Hay: Luke's Top Billing
01 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Like Daniel Farke, Phil salutes Luke Ayling, despite his absence from Leeds United's victory against Swansea. Phil also looks ahead to Boro at the wee...
Weekly Show #345: Farewell El Tel
30 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
With the passing of Terry Venables, we remember the former United boss and catch up with the latest from Elland Road this week. 🎧 Listen ad-free &a...
The Match Ball: Leeds United 3-1 Swansea City
30 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Full time thoughts from a freezing Elland Road as Farke's boys triumphed over the Swans, with both Joel Piroe and Dan James netting against their form...
Propaganda: Rhinoceros in Heat
29 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What better than a sad band and a swearing child? Go on, leave me breathless. The latest clips from the football world. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get ...
Phil Hay: Rotherham Reaction, Swansea Skirmish
27 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil with the view from the press box on points dropped at Rotherham, the passing of former United boss Terry Venables, and the midweek match with the...
The Match Ball: Rotherham 1-1 Leeds United
25 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Was it offside? Reaction to that late disallowed goal and a frustrating performance from Leeds United that promised more early in the game. 🎧 Liste...
Weekly Show #344: Elland Road Magic
24 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The football is good, but the rugby is coming to Elland Road and that is MAGIC. We round up the latest at Leeds United. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get ...
Phil Hay: Rotherham Return
23 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil previews the return to action in South Yorkshire at the end of the final international break of 2023. He also chats about a new arrival at Elland...
TSB Guide to... Bielsa owning La Bombonera
22 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After Bielsa's Uruguay shocked Argentina in Buenos Aires, we look back on some other occasions when Marcelo triumphed in the famously rowdy stadium. 🎧...
The Italian Job: Leeds United x Italy Special
21 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Gnonto, Phillips, McKennie, Llorente, Kristensen, Cellino, Berardi, Radz and more! 🇮🇹 We chat to Chris McMenamy from tmgitalia.net. 🎧 Listen ...
Weekly Show #343: Cathedral City
17 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Give that boy back! We thumb through the pages of the latest headlines coming out of Elland Road, including Man City's theft of small boy Finlay Gorma...
TSB Guide to... David Healy scoring v England
16 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We look back on a moment when you probably cheered - even if you were an English Leeds fan. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bonus shows: sqbl.co/plus ·...
Propaganda: Roasted Penguin
14 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We dive into the fan channels and immerse ourselves in Plymouth reaction, Leicester fears and Cockney noise. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bonus shows...
Phil Hay's View from the Press Box: Leeds v Plymouth
13 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil dials in as Leeds United head into the latest international break as the division's form side, following a victory over Plymouth. 🎧 Listen ad-...
The Match Ball: Leeds United 2-1 Plymouth Argyle
11 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Reaction to another win for the Whites against the Pilgrims - a game that could have been out of sight. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bonus shows: sqb...
Weekly Show #342: The Music Man
10 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Michael reports back on Paraag Marathe and Angus Kinnear's meeting with the Trust as we catch up with the week's news from Elland Road. 🎧 Listen ad...
Phil Hay: Clickbait Journo, Plymouth Preview
09 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Notorious clickbaiter Phil Hay responds to criticism and previews Leeds United's game against Plymouth. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bonus shows: sqb...
TSB Guide to... Missing Big Moments
08 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We celebrate those Leeds United moments you wished you'd been there for but missed - and a few you were glad to avoid! 🎧 Listen ad-free & get b...
Propaganda: The Celebration Police
07 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We check in on the Leicester fan channels after Leeds United's victory, but it turns out we had too much fun for their liking. 🎧 Listen ad-free &am...
Phil Hay: The Perfect Weekend (Almost)
06 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil zooms in to toast an eye-catching victory for Leeds United against Leicester City. But the weekend didn't quite to go plan... 🎧 Listen ad-free...
The Match Ball: Leicester City 0-1 Leeds United
04 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Peel us off the ceiling! Joyous full time reaction as Leeds United conquered the King Power. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bonus shows: sqbl.co/plus ·...
Weekly Show #341: Troll Under The Bridge
03 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We love the Lowfields tunnel and Junior's back! We round up the latest from Elland Road and The Ivy this week. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bonus sho...
Phil Hay: Foxes Preview
02 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil joins us to preview the big Friday night clash in the East Midlands, as Leeds United face runaway leaders Leicester City. 🎧 Listen ad-free &am...
Propaganda: Dog Bothering Misery Special
31 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Leeds United won against their neighbours from Kirklees. They didn't take it well. Here's what they made of it! 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bonus sh...
Phil Hay: Fantastic win, great performance
30 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil reflects on a fine performance by Leeds United in Saturday's game against Huddersfield, where the gulf in class was clear. 🎧 Listen ad-free &a...
The Match Ball: Leeds United 4-1 Huddersfield Town
28 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Reaction at full time as a rampant Leeds United overran Huddersfield Town in the first half of the West Yorkshire derby. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get...
Phil Hay: Terrier Time
27 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil asks: can Leeds United get back to winning ways against Huddersfield after making a dog's dinner of it at Stoke? 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bo...
Weekly Show #340: Cookie Monster
26 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Brenden Aaronson's birthday, the children champions and more TV fixtures - we round up the latest at Elland Road (and on loan). 🎧 Listen ad-free &a...
The Match Ball: Stoke City 1-0 Leeds United
26 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Reaction to United's disappointing showing at Stoke, including Patrick Bamford's late penalty miss. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bonus shows: sqbl.co...
Propaganda: Cut the Mustard
24 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Leeds won at Norwich in thrilling fashion. Here's what he locals made of it and we check in on what's being said in the football world this week. 🎧...
Phil Hay: Summer-Time
23 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Phil on Crysencio Summerville's star turn for Leeds United as Daniel Farke's men triumphed at Norwich. Phil also looks ahead to a midweek date at Stok...
The Match Ball: Norwich City 2-3 Leeds United
21 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Full time joy as the Daniel Farke's Whites secured 3 points in his return to Carrow Road. 🎧 Listen ad-free & get bonus shows: sqbl.co/plus ·&n...
Phil Hay: Farke Rides Back Into Town
20 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What awaits Leeds United in Norfolk as Daniel Farke goes back to Norwich? The show returns after the international break as the Whites continue their ...
Weekly Show #339: Feeding M&Ms to Apes
19 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy 104th Birthday, Leeds United! Bastards. We mark the occasion by scoring this season's players using the report card format. 🎧 Listen ad-free ...
Opta's Jonny Cooper: Eye-catching Elland Road trends after 11 games
16 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's all clean sheets and attacking threat these days in LS11, but has the most 'box office' player just left the club? 🎧 Listen ad-free & get ...
I designed the Leeds kit · 4 of 4 · Third kit
15 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ed Cowburn from Acid FC designed the 2023-24 Leeds United kits. In part 4 Ed explains that outrageous rhubarb and custard number. 🎧 Listen ad-free ...
I designed the Leeds kit · 3 of 4 · Away kit
14 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ed Cowburn from Acid FC designed the 2023-24 Leeds United kits. In part 3 Ed tells us how that peacock print away shirt came to be. 🎧 Listen ad-fre...
I designed the Leeds kit · 2 of 4 · Home kit
13 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ed Cowburn from Acid FC designed the 2023-24 Leeds United kits. In part 2 we get the lowdown on Ed's thinking with the classic all white kit. 🎧 Lis...