The Stephen Spurling Podcast Show Program
Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
Episodes
The Grime of the Century | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
16 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 Things Must Die! S01E046 Stephen looks into what Twitter wants us to know and finds some useful information. Beneath Joe Biden’s Folksy Demeanor, ...
Baseballers and a Talk Show Host Asymptomatically Cough, Greenwald Knocks Down Liz Cheney's 'If' and Taibbi Nixes Apologizing to the Woke | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
14 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 Things Must Die! S01E045 Stephen finds out what Twitter wants us to know about "breakout" infections, then looks into Greenwald vs. Liz Cheney and T...
Republicans vs. Liz Cheney, Greenwald vs. AOC, 19th Century Fictional Preacher vs. Nude Sculpture | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
12 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 Things Must Die! S01E044 Stephen reads the first chapter of "A Modern Hercules" by Melvin G. Winstock, looks into what Twitter wants us to know abou...
Stop Looking Like Leonardo DiCaprio, Leonardo DiCaprio! | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
11 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 Things Must Die S01E43 Stephen reads Glenn Greenwald, John McWhorter, and finds out what Twitter wants us to know about Israel, Palestine, Leonardo ...
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
10 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 Things Must Die S01E042 Billy Bennett climbs back aboard the podcast to talk about fiery paper plates, zombie vampires, shower curtains on airplanes...
Duh, Here's a Riddle. What Has Only One Horn, Is White and Gives Milk? | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
08 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 Things Must Die! S01E041 Stephen concerns himself with a man who steps on plastic barrettes to save a man with ravioli in his navel, a cartoon walru...
Spockian Werewolves Playing Golfball (One of the Better Sportsball Games!) at Space Camp | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
07 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 Things Must Die S01E40 Stephen shivers at the idea of werewolf linguists, as he cites a 1986 robot movie to justify using a naughty word. My Substac...
Youth! Are You Trapped in Grandpa's Double-Breasted Suit? Can You Reach Your Cell Phone to Call for Help? | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
24 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 Things Must Die! S01E039 Stephen dives into an immersive sea of tattooed Disney World employees, missing Netflix subscriptions and grandma's captiva...
Fill My Hat with Coffee and Nude Country Singers! | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
23 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 Things Must Die! S01E038 Stephen goes deep on Entertainment Weekly covers, full hats and caffeinated counties. THE THREE THINGS: 1. Clothed Dixie C...
How to Make Jim Carrey Cry | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
22 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 Things Must Die S01E037 Blues Musician Extraordinary, Ken Hurley, and Blue Musician Extraordinary Girlfriend Extraordinary, Kristie, has moved into...
French-Canadian Pronunciations; Bathing Bikini Suits; Kirstie Alley as Gloria Steinem; Jane Fonda Kisses James Franciscus | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
22 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 THINGS MUST DIE! S01E036 Stephen imagines himself wearing an unfiltered leaking bikini bathing suit, or does he?
Mr. Bug Goes to Town (1941) | THIS MOVIE MUST DIE!
21 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This Movie Must Die! S01E012 Decades before Pixar took the magnifying glass to the micro-world, Max Fleischer and company imagined a grasshopper fall...
2042; Cat Licks Skillet; Greenwald on Sicknick; Veritas and Slapsticking Charlie Chester; Tom Woods on Communism; Matt Taibbi on Bonenberger | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
20 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 Things Must Die! S01E035 Stephen is thrilled to read about Charlie Chester and Adrian Bonenberger because ~ what great names, right? Meanwhile, Ste...
Alice in Wonderland (1933) THIS MOVIE MUST DIE!
12 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Mikey (as played by Josh and Erin) hates everything, even Life cereal. (It's 2021 now, and we have Oreo O's.) But will Mikey hate ALICE IN WONDERLAND ...
This Crummy Is Unacceptable | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
08 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Stephen talks about Lynne Patton, Noah Bookbinder, Park Cannon, bad cars, a rare comic book, and more.
A Bad Penny Always Turns Up Because All Pennies Are Bad | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
07 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Stephen dreams of a naked turtle and a penniless America.
May Journalism Go the Way of Paper Routes | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
06 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Paper routes were bad, journalism is worse.
Which Is Better? Coffee or a Great Life Hack? They're About the Same, Right? | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
05 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Here's a great clip from episode 1334 of COFFEE WITH SCOTT ADAMS, followed by a surprising event. https://www.scottadamssays.com/2021/04/04/episode-1...
The Keyword Is Chef | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
04 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Billy and Matthew join Stephen to discuss movies and TV shows that have one or more chefs in them.
Crapping the Case | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
03 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 THINGS MUST DIE! E01S029 Stephen discusses Matt Taibbi 's review of Mighty Ira (2020) ; shave gel; Tim Pool on Delta Airlines paying for woken...
The Fatbergs | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
01 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Stephen discusses: fatbergs; the overrating of crickets; the extortion of a U.S. rep; and more. Later, a musician, a chef and a Disney expert walk int...
ASMR Henny Youngman | BONUS!
01 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Want to get some deep, relaxing sleep? Sleep that could last forever? Listen to my bonus episode of 3 Things Must Die! 3 Things Must Die! S01E028 (Pa...
Tin Ferris Wheel, Bal-Itchy Shriek-Fasten, Doormat Tie-a-Bee | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
31 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A deathbed joke about an allegedly boring number leads Stephen to feelings of inadequacy
The Pope, the Mule, and Satan | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
29 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 Things Must Die! S01E026 Stephen uses Francis the Talking Mule to remember the Pope. Marlee stops by to review a musical horror story featuring femi...
Styxhexenhammer666 Says the United States No Longer Has a Free Press? | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
29 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Stephen Cathy-Newmans all over the argument of Styxhexenhammer666.
This Is Not About Harvey Weinstein's Bloodied Genitals | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
27 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 Things Must Die! S01E024 Sharon Osbourne leaves some show or other. Bill Gates tries to dim the sun. Beverly Cleary and Larry McMurtry die because ...
I Didn't Say Spider-Man Sucks Bad, I Said He Licks Bad | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
26 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Three Things Must Die S01E023 Sharon Stone slams cancel culture. Chrissy Teigen leaves Twitter. Seth Meyer bans words. Nike and H&M face backlash ...
ANNOYING OUTTAKE! This Movie Must Die! She Done Him Wrong (1933)
25 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which: * Erin improvises an annoying song based on the annoying pet name Marlene (Nicolle Andre) gives Sgt. Gatling (Edgar Kennedy) in HILLBILLY BL...
She Done Him Wrong (1933) | THIS MOVIE MUST DIE!
25 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This Movie Must Die! S01E010 Stephen plunges to the depths of despair when he learns his co-hosts' true feelings about Mae West.
Ligers, and a Ghost Barbara Billingsley, and Australopithecuses, Oh My! | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
24 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Stephen talks about Ghost Barbara Billingsley's role in Ellen DeGeneres' declining ratings and the 13-year-old girl spawned from two different human s...
Don't Quit Your Day Job, Coca-Cola | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
23 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
THREE THINGS MUST DIE! Stephen looks at forgotten old celebs that everyone remembers, TV doctors who slap JEOPARDY! fans in the face, and a soft drin...
Wherever You Are, You're Seized | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
22 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Stephen talks about a giraffe that wears a bowtie, but is not a gorilla.
Why Can't Biden Staffers Smoke Pot? | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
21 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Billy, Ken, and brand-new guest Kristie, join Stephen to discuss Biden and pot, liberation from covid, spring break, Buddy Hackett, and more.
Is Fantasy Horse at It Again? | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
20 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sabotage hits Stephen's mic yet again, and Fantasy Horse is the prime suspect. Billy Bennett joins to discuss Chinese food, British swear words, and t...
Is Subway Sandwich Shop Tuna Real Tuna? | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
19 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Billy Bennett joins Stephen to discuss the perils of ripped jeans, Subway Sandwich Shop tuna, Nostradamus or whoever that is on 4chan, misgendering in...
Sharon Osbourne, Sheryl Underwood, Arch Oboler, Claude Rains, Tommy Cook; Nude Arsonist Burns Potato Chip Rack at Anaheim Subway Restaurant | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
18 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 Things Must Die! S01E016 Stephen looks at the racism of Sharon Osbourne's tears, the hotness of the naked arsonist who burned a potato chip rack at...
Nabonga (1944) | THIS MOVIE MUST DIE!
17 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This Movie Must Die! S01E009 It's time for Crabbe vs. Crocodile when the trio reviews the 1944 jungle picture featuring Ice Ice Gorilla, the Pantene W...
Atrocious Writing in Esquire? Dude Looks Like a Lady and Sounds Like Yanni or Laurel? Honoring Male Joker but Ignoring Female Joker? | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
17 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 Things Must Die! S01E015 Stephen struggles his way through the bad writing in a once-popular magazine. Later, Ken joins Stephen to discuss the wond...
SPECIAL CLIP! My Pre-Prepared Apology (Written by Someone Who Has Given Anyone and Everyone Permission to Copy and Paste It)
16 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Please enjoy this clip from 3 THINGS MUST DIE! S01E014 "My Public Apology? Skyline Chili? E! and Cardi B?"
My Public Apology? Skyline Chili? E! and Cardi B? | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
16 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 Things Must Die! S01014 Stephen enjoys the sensual pleasures of the two-holed second letter of the alphabet, while Ken Hurley bemoans the closing o...
All Cracked Jokes by Queens, Planet Shut-Up Women, Technicolor Worlds of Dangerous Whimsy | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
15 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 Things Must Die! S01E013 Old guest Billy Bennett and new guest Matthew Bennett discuss the wonderful world of Oz and the equally (some say NOT equa...
The Terror of Tiny Town (1938) | THIS MOVIE MUST DIE!
14 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This Movie Must Die! S01E008 It's a western! It's a musical! Josh and Erin hate both, and the novel twist helps nothing, as we learn when they review...
Ineptees, Naming Your Baby the Duchess of Sussex, the Laughter of Cameramen | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
13 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 Things Must Die! S01E012 Stephen talks to Ken Hurley and the fabulous Marlee Rebecca (aka Marlee Hepburn) about holographic audiences, the on-set i...
Minnie the Moocher (1932) THIS MOVIE MUST DIE! (With Special Guest, Ian Graham)
12 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This Movie Must Die! S01E007 Ian Graham from the CULT CONNECTIONS podcast joins Stephen to discuss MINNIE THE MOOCHER (1932), the strange and fascina...
Un-mummified Animals, Fun-Sized Vermin, Any Obstacle to Kitty Power | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
12 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 Things Must Die! S01E011 June from the MURDERS, MYSTERIES AND MEOWS podcast joins Stephen to speculate on the motivations of a cat stuck in a Boei...
Bigotry in Babies, Calling Engagement Rings 'Sparklers,' the Deaths of Cassette Tape Inventors | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
11 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 Things Must Die! S01E010 Stephen confuses the bigotry against babies with the bigotry of babies and decries that scientists have not reversed agin...
Glue on Neanderthals, Oppression of Meg-Han, Kicking a Dog Out of the White House | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
10 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 Things Must Die! S01E009 Ken Hurley, who may or may not be a jazz opera singer, talks with Stephen about whether it was an evil conspiracy or gros...
The Decapitation of Sea Slugs, Cats in Planes, Henry Winkler's 1993 Directorial Effort | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
09 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 Things Must Die! S01E008 Billy Bennett and Ken Hurley join Stephen to talk about the cancerous cancel culture, that superhero TV series about old ...
Baby Tattoos, Exorcists Who Cancel Horror Movies, Forgetting to Make Sure My Mic Is On | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
08 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 Things Must Die! S01E007 Stephen distracts himself from his microphone-related woes by talking to Ken Hurley about two longtime friends who discov...
Minnie the Moocher (1932) SPECIAL SHORTS EDITION! | THIS MOVIE MUST DIE!
07 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This Movie Must Die! S01E006 In this special shorts edition, Stephen and his three guests - Melissa Bee, Marlee Rebecca and Emily Spurling - review ...
The 'Rona in Apes, Losing Bugs Bunny, Cancelling Rosanne | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
06 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 Things Must Die! S01E006 Cilantro-hater, Billy Bennett, joins Stephen to discuss trivial political issues before getting down to the serious busin...
Shadow of Fear (1955) | THIS MOVIE MUST DIE!
04 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This Movie Must Die! S01E005 Stephen and his co-hosts welcome maniacs, dipsomaniacs and Animaniacs as they review SHADOW OF FEAR (1955), aka BEFORE ...
Mamie Van Doren Classics, Fear of Dummies, Shaming Seuss | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
03 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 Things Must Die S01E005 Our new guest, Billy Bennett, makes a bold distinction between the chef who trained him and the Swedish chef from the Muppe...
Prairie Moon (1938) | THIS MOVIE MUST DIE!
01 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This Movie Must Die! S01E004 Stephen introduces Josh and Erin to a musical western starring Gene Autry and the guy who voices Mr. Peabody's boy Sherm...
A Creepy Boy Bird-Killer, Unnecessary Dialogue, Cyan | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
28 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 Things Must Die! S01E004 Stephen reports on the latest "Barney Google and Snuffy Smith" comic strip, the Golden Globes, an Oregon wolf, and more. L...
Glitches in the Matrix, Malicious Machines, Mean Zookeepers | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
27 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 Things Must Die! S01E003 Stephen condemns the TWILIGHT ZONE-like experience that has led to his computer crashing; plus, nasty machines, mean zooke...
A Bad Job, Auto-Tune, Taylor Swift's Popularity | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
25 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 Things Must Die! S01E002 Stephen Spurling talks about mushroom coffee and 1949 weight loss ads. Later, Josh Spurling and Erin Peris join to discuss...
Mae West Hatred, Car Crashes, the Sin of Pride | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!
24 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 Things Must Die! S01E001 Join Stephen Spurling and his guest Ken Hurley as they discuss Mae West, Tiger Woods, Roman Abramovich, and more!
The Second Woman (1950) | THIS MOVIE MUST DIE!
23 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This Movie Must Die! S01E003 Join Stephen Spurling, Erin Peris and Josh Spurling as they review THE SECOND WOMAN (1950), a film someone once describ...
Hillbilly Blitzkrieg (1942) | THIS MOVIE MUST DIE!
18 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This Movie Must Die! S01E002 Join Stephen Spurling as he delivers pain to his two co-hosts, Erin Peris and Josh Spurling. It's a special kind of tor...
Two in the Dark (1936) vs. Two O'Clock Courage (1945) | THIS MOVIE MUST DIE!
08 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This Movie Must Die! S01E001 A 1936 murder mystery and its 1945 remake battle it out, and WE decide which one survives. Benjamin Stoloff's TWO IN TH...