The Tapes
Episodes
THE MOLE HOLE
26 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
THEEEE MOLEEEEEEEE HOLEEEEEEEEEEEE
Star Wars Limited
26 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's limited because we suck at it
The Worst Friend
05 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today, we play a game to find the worst friend.
M&M Power Hour
30 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Yeah. This is what happens when I'm gone.
Wyatt's Shenanigans
23 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
guess what Wyatt did this week
New Card Expansions!
02 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
and DND of course.
Animated Entertainment
22 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about a lot, but about animated stuff a lot
Hat Man Lore
17 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sorry this took long to upload - I had complications learning new software as well as a very, VERY busy weekend -Cole
Making Fun of People
08 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I know the video doesn't match the audio - I have no idea why it doesn't I lined it up perfectly.
Bru-no More Mars
01 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Don't listen to his newest song. Or do.
High School Menaces
25 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We were something else in high school. Especially me. I am sorry for my past transgressions. - Cole
The Return of The King(s)
18 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're so back baby
Break Time!
14 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're coming up on break, and talk about some of our plans! What are your plans over this holiday season?
Endless DND
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Guess what? More of what you love (or hate). Also, this episode came out late because Cole is still dying of his infection.
Thanksgiving-ish
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about Thanksgiving - kinda.
Marching Band Memories
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Memories of marching band... ah....
Matt is Tired
18 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Matt is dying, lmao.
The End is Nigh
10 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our marching band careers, that is
The Halloween Special
03 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We don't talk about Halloween for more than like 5 minutes. Lmao.
We're Losing It
26 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Is this really surprising?
Card Updates and DND
19 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Cole gives updates on how his playing card making is going, and we talk some (a lot) of DND.
The Tapes: The Card Game
13 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
WE'RE MAKING A CARD GAME! If you know Cole personally, reach out, and perhaps in expansions, a card of yours could be released!
Sonic the Hodgeheg
05 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You know, that Hodgeheg!
Smacking Mason
28 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Smack. Smack. Smack. Smack. Haha, funny.
Pam's Favorite Episode
21 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Matt said it. Not me.
Cole For World President
14 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today, we talk all about DND (for 15 minutes), talk about some youtube drama, and more!
WE HAVE RETURNED!
07 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
THE TAPES HAVE RETURNED FOR SEASON 6 BABY! ...but we talk about DND the whole time. At least we're back!
THE RETURN
31 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
WE'VE RETURNED!!! We took a long overdue break due to school, band, and some other things. But, we'll be back in full swing next week! Thanks ...
Cole is Quiet
27 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Cole's new mic is great, but he is a bit quiet...
Schedules, and some Dark Souls
08 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Yeah, this episode is two days late. See if I care. I'm so cool
Working Late
30 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're working late... cuz we're podcasters!
Childhood Memories
16 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
My bad for the release time. Video went poopoo
Missing a Matar
09 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
RIP Matar
The Tapes D&D
01 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Tapes discuss Dungeons and Dragons!
The Start of The Summer
18 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the summer. We are back online, sadly.
AI Music
27 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are music artists.
The Return of The Frozen Tapes Part 2 ft. Ice Fang
13 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
PART 2! Welcome back tot he second episode of our 2 parter of the Return of The Frozen Tapes! Enjoy everyone.
The Return of The Frozen Tapes Part 1 ft. Ice Fang
06 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's the return... OF THE FROZEN TAPES! Ice Fang has returned, and THIS time, he brings something just for The Tapes...
Happy Easter From The Tapes!
30 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Tapists! Just wanted to give everyone a Happy Easter from your favorite show on the internet. Enjoy Easter, and just know that we love you guys. S...
We're Losing Our Minds...
23 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode... We lose our minds. Nothing out of the ordinary here!
For The Love of Music ft. Adam
16 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Don't you love music? Seeing as everyone we bring onto this podcast has some connection to either directly being a musician, or just love music in...
THE TAPES SPELLING BEE
10 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
WELCOME, COME ONE COME ALL TO THE AMAZING.... THE TAPES SPELLING BEE! TODAY WE HAVE TWO AMAZING GUESTS, BRENDAN(JESSE) AND HAYLEY (ADAM). ENJOY MY FEL...
Monopoly Go is Crack
25 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
mmmm... crack. And Monopoly Go... and many more topics. It was hard to pick a title for this episode, I cannot lie.
Motivational Speeches
17 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on The Tapes, our brave hosts give some motivational speeches, speak about other problems, and eventually lose it. Enjoy.
Matar Vs. Molly
10 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on The Tapes: Molly - versus - Matar! Who has the better baby names? Which is cooler? Why is Cole so awesome? All questions will be answered in ...
A Few Baby Names
03 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, there are a few baby names. But only a few - there are more to come...
$50,000 The Tapes Animation
26 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We paid $50,000 for a new The Tapes animation - just kidding that is insane. Witness the first in-person video podcast episode and all of the shenanig...
Reflection and Resolution
06 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I'm reflecting on the fact that I have tried for 10 hours to upload this episode.
The Face Reveal and Wendeys
29 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Wanna see our faces? And misspell a fast food chain name? Well look no further than the first episode of Season 3.5 of The Tapes! See our faces, and o...
SEASON 3 FINALE - THE HATERCAST Ft. Wyatt, Adam and Molly
22 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
WELCOME TO... THE HATERRRCASTTTTT!!! We decided to be big haters today in a few ways, and talk about a multitude of different topics. Enjoy the SEASON...
You Should Be Afraid Of Us
15 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You know who you are. You know you should be afraid. Live in fear... because we're on our way.
Bad People and Super Powers
08 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What happens when Bad People exist? Superpowers too? Well, you get a LOT of both in this episode...
Fake People and Dream Drama
04 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The title says is all. Everyone is fake -Cole
Making Something New
25 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today on The Tapes, our lovely hosts talk about making something new... and continue to lose their minds. Check out To Kill Sun Fac on Spotify here: h...
Balls Ft. Wyatt and Adam
17 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Balls. Balls, Balls, Balls, Balls. Balls.
Gurney Dogs
12 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of The Tapes, There are some SICK weiners - take that as you may. There is also madness, and a few genuine conversations with your fav...
An A The Episode
03 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This is an a the episode of an a the tapes, where an a the hosts decide to be an a the stupid, just like this description.
Cole Loves All
29 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Cole has moved on from his hateful ways and moved on - he is now one with truth and acceptance.
The Tapes Apocalypse
20 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's the apocalypse - and The Tapes are one of the few factions left. What will everyone do? Who will be left? Does Jesse count as part of us?
TIME FOR CAKE Ft. Wyatt and Molly
15 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
IT IS TIME FOR CAKE! The hosts have been waiting a LOOOOONG time for this... and to top it all off, Cole has NO IDEA what's going on...
The Frozen Tapes Ft. Ice Fang
06 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
WE GOT ON SOMEONE FAMOUS!!!!! Welcome Ice Fang everyone, known for some of his amazing albums such as Excelsior: Zero Celcius, Confidant, Just Like th...
Explosions and Insanity
29 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today, there are explosions. That is all, enjoy.
Cole Goes Insane
22 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Cole is writing this right now and still feels sick, and this was a couple weeks ago. I think I'm gonna be sick...
Childhood Memories with Tanis
15 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today, we have our favorite three hosts, Matt, Mason, and Cole. They talk all about memories of school, mobile games (for the 800th time), and spend a...
THE TAPES SEASON 2 FINALE FT. WYATT
08 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
IT IS FINALLY HERE! THE SEASON 2 FINALE OF THE TAPES HAS ARRIVED, AND WITH IT, MISCHIEF AND MAYHEM ENSUES!
Season 2 (Interlude)
01 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This... is the season 2 interlude. After a HORRIFYING thing, that has only happened once before, we lost footage... and are forced to improvise. Cry w...
Matt's D-Day
26 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Matt is hearing the rounds landing, but not hitting him yet. The slow rumble on the waves beforehand were soothing, now they scare him. This, is Matt&...
Band is Coming...
18 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Upon the horizon, a bass drum bellows. A trumpet blasts a note, and the tuba rumbles the ground. The band is arriving, and faster than you think. The ...
Frank's Villain Arc
11 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I have no comment here. Answer the poll below for merch, and just listen to the episode to understand the title. That's all....
You WILL Die
04 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today, all of the hosts REUNITE to talk about DEATH... And how or when you will die, because you WILL die.
SEASON 1 THROWBACK
28 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
IT'S A SEASON 1 THROWBACK!!! Imagine; your hosts, back in their Season 1 forms? Well you no longer have to imagine! Now, you can simply enjoy your...
The Megazord of Nudity
21 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Tapes hosts come together to welcome Jesse back to the ring, and also to become one - as the Megazord of Nudity. Listen, and discover the power th...
Marching Band Memories
14 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today on The Tapes our... three... hosts talk about marching band as well as schooling memories, and are eager to share just how dumb some teachers ar...
The Terrifying Return of Tanis
07 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I'm scared. How did he get here. I'm so afraid. God help me, and the hosts of this episode.
Handies, Blowies and Roomies
23 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Listen to this episode of The Tapes to find out who makes the best band names, more info about Peenor, and also some band stories from the good ol'...
Connect 4 Update
16 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jesse has invented new ways to play connect 4, our hosts talk about some more movies, make new podcasts for everyday of the week, and Mason has his fi...
The Tapes TikTok
09 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our amazing hosts create a TikTok. They are going to jingle those keys a lot with Subway Surfers and Minecraft Parkour.
A Galaxy of Music, and a Missing Matt
02 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today on The Tapes, we lost a fellow friend (or did we?). Matt has gone missing, so Mason, Cole and Jesse talk about the state of music, Guardians of ...
A BRAND NEW HOST
26 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today on The Tapes, we get a brand new host.... *spoilers*........ Mason. He has finally joined us on The Tapes. Listen to him defend himself, drown i...
Season 1 Finale
19 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
THIS IS THE SEASON 1 FINALE FOR THE TAPES! Talks about our experiences, more stories, and even games are ALL in this final episode for season 1. Enjoy...
Teachers Are Mean
12 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today on The Tapes, your favorite three hosts begin an exploration into dumb and mean teachers, Cole talks about Star Wars for like 30 minutes, and th...
The Game of The Summer
05 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today on The Tapes, our favorite 3 hosts talk about the game of the summer, and how Jesse may or may not have fumbled a bag due to it...
Speeches, Night Jobs and Thanos Ft. James
28 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Tapes has a special guest - James! James is known for his two confirmed kills (many more unconfirmed), and is finally on The Tapes! Today, the 4 t...
Ranking Every Type of College Student
21 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today on THE TAPES, we rank every type of college student, as hinted at by Matt last week. To see the completed tier list, go to thetapes.official on ...
Toilet Paper Crabs Ft. Wyatt and Ben
14 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today on The Tapes - we have an incredible 5 people on - Cole, Jesse, Matt, and 2 guests, Ben and Wyatt. Welcome Wyatt back to The Tapes, welcome Ben ...
The Tapes Diner Ft. Michael
09 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today, your favorite three hosts, and a SPECIAL guest Michael, talk about being team non-essential, as well as making a The Tapes Diner. Join us for t...
Jesse Finally Does Something
31 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today, your favorite three hosts Matt, Cole and Jesse will be playing a game run by Jesse himself! Who will win? Cole? Matt? MASON?!? Find out by list...
Crayons and Construction Paper Ft. Wyatt
24 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Crayons. Who doesn't eat em? Construction paper. Who doesn't chew em? We know Wyatt does, and as our bodyguard, we need to keep him strong and...
Don't Say It
17 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today, Matt and Jesse better not say it. We have a game today, and Matt and Jesse are Cole's contestants. Who will win? Who will lose? Most importantl...
The Gamer Gene
10 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week, your three hosts (as well as their amazing Agent/Producer) talk about a special gene that we all have, as well as talk about Jeese's wii an...
We Forgave the Homeless Man Ft. Adam
03 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We finally forgave the homeless man for murdering our Agent/Producer. And don't worry - Jesse, Cole and Matt all got their cuts of Mason's organs.
The Minions Served WHO?!?
24 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today our 3 hosts Matt, Cole and Jesse meet a new friend, win Poker Night, as well as talk about minions and video games.
Traversing The Tricky Terrain of Tanis Ft. Tanis
17 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tanis, Tanner, Tubnis, and Trevor join us for a fantastic guest episode. Don't worry - we still make fun of Jesse.
Let's Give Him Credit...
10 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jesse has many flaws. In this episode, he doxxes Matt and Cole, and Matt and Cole talk about the many other times Jesse has been dumb. We also talk ab...
What's This Thing Called?
03 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to The Tapes. Today we discuss who we are, learn some interesting facts about Jesse, and use our agent as a search bar.