The Teacher's Lounge: Seasons 1-9
Episodes
BIG GRANDE TOUR INFO!
06 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hey folks! We got some summer tour dates coming up! If you are in Pittsburgh, Boston, Rhode Island, NYC, Dublin, Edinburgh, or London -- we'll be in y...
S9BE40: Epilogue: All Will Be Revealed
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In 2034, the former hosts of the Teachers Lounge reunite for Todd's funeral, which he is directing himself from beyond the grave.Originally aired: Jun...
S9BE39: The Book Of Hairman
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The teachers (and Mike Ehrmentraut) recap Hamilton's graduation ceremony, including their wardrobe malfunctions and hot mic moments, and finally say g...
S9BE38: This Here Wagon
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Superintendent Charles Minipig (Paul F. Tompkins) joins the teachers to help them plan Hamilton’s graduation ceremony, including taste-testing the a...
S9BE37: Essence Switch
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The teachers return to the Lounge this week! Sam is trapped in a box, Bill recounts his struggles to sell the beef diaper on the road, Howard has star...
S9BE36: Bleachers Lounge: Golden Crisp Rule
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hello ballies! The Bleachers Lounge is back, as Hal Phillips, Cliff Mountains, Doug Piscoli and Homerun Henderson discuss their religious beliefs, the...
S9BE35: Itchy Bones
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Teachers are packing up and preparing to leave Cancun, having just been offered jobs at Hamilton High. But Bill's getting offers from the NCAA, To...
S9BE34: Shake Shake Zip
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Spring break seems to be wrapping up in Cancun, but the Teachers are still here (along with some infamous assassins). Todd tests his new app Napster, ...
S9BE33: Big Red Jockey
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week in Cancun, Bill's alter ego becomes a sensation, Sam explains the mechanics of horse hell, Todd laments his rejected Ben & Jerry's ideas...
S9BE32: The People's House
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In Cancun, the Teachers are still trying out new show intros. Sam is being followed by a hammerhead shark, Todd goes on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?...
S9BE31: Inner Ear Heist
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In another 2000s-era episode recorded in Cancun, Howard spends an afternoon with Steve Wilkos, Todd fights with his parasite, and all the Teachers won...
S9BE30: Usted Frog's
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week's episode was recorded in the early 2000s, while the Teachers were living in Cancun. Howard explains why he's a Jerry Springer purist, Sam d...
S9BE29: Surf Vs. Turf (with Devin Field)
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Teachers talk about hell, Todd's step count, and Howard's fear of water. Later, Bill's brother Chris Cravy (Devin Field) makes his bid to become a...
S9BE28: White Nectar (with Mano Agapion)
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Teachers talk about the Easter Bunny, the first viral video, and the pattern game. Later, Hamilton's dairy supplier Mr. Hasan (Mano Agapion) stops...
S9BE27: Gin Tulip with R.L. Bakes (Jacquis Neal)
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Teachers talk about Goop, hugging, and Howard's disastrous slam dunk contest. Later, Bishop R.L. Bakes (Jacquis Neal) stops by to save Todd's soul...
S9BE26: Liar for Hire with Luke Krakoski (Kimia Behpoornia)
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Teachers discuss player-mascots, a telegram from Bill and Todd's new relationship. Later, Hamilton Middle School student Luke Krakoski (Kimia Behp...
S9BE25: CornHub with Brock Brostein (Rob Huebel)
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Teachers discuss Howard filling in as basketball coach and their new addiction. Later, Brock Brostein (Rob Huebel) stops by to discuss his speech ...
S9BE24: Eelin Tank
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Teachers discuss Howard accidentally calling the vice principal mom, Theatre Pass and Bill considers taking a big next step to get the word out on...
S9BE23: Finger, Toe, Finger, Nail with Mr. DeLorean (Andy Richter)
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Teachers discuss Todd's phone calls, Howard being benched in life and Bill's Shark Tank pitch. Later, parent Mr. DeLorean stops by to talk about h...
S9BE22: Beef Diaper with Marigold Praxyamakhoun (Kulap Vilaysack)
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Teachers discuss Bill's new invention, Howard's dating life and Sam's rock climbing experience. Later, student Marigold Praxyamakhoun (Kulap Vilay...
S9BE21: Saytan with Ms. Zig (Amanda Lund)
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Teachers discuss Sam's special "You Might Be a Soy Boy," The Jannys and getting on dating apps. Later, conflict mediation club director Ms. Zig (A...
Mini 60: New Teacher Interviews
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hamilton's principal interviews replacements for the departed teachers.Originally aired: Aug 5, 2020
Mini 59: Hamilton Pro-Am Golf Invitational
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Scenes from a Hamilton golf tournament.Originally aired: Jul 29, 2020
Mini 58: Good Morning Hamilton
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The hosts of Hamilton's top morning show tape their latest episode.Originally aired: Jul 22, 2020 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...
Mini 57: Bus Driver's Meeting
03 Oct 2023
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The Hamilton bus drivers have a meeting.Originally aired: Jul 15, 2020 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mini 56: Doctor's Office
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Three men loiter around a local doctor's office waiting room.Originally aired: Jul 8, 2020
Mini 55: Charity Auction
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Teachers offer themselves as dates in a charity auction.Originally aired: Jul 1, 2020
Mini 54: Homework
03 Oct 2023
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Howard assigns his kids homework before they leave class for the day.Originally aired: Jun 24, 2020 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...
Mini 53: Book Fair Ad
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The teachers cut an ad promoting the Hamilton Book Fair.Originally aired: Jun 17, 2020 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mini 52: Post-game Conference Pt. 2
03 Oct 2023
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Bill calls an Uber after storming out of the press conference.Originally aired: Jun 10, 2020 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...
Mini 51: Post-game Conference Pt. 1
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bill talks to the press after his basketball team takes a tough loss.Originally aired: May 27, 2020 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...
Mini 50: Team Building Workshop
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Todd leads the staff of Johnson & Morgan through some team building exercises.Originally aired: May 20, 2020 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...
Mini 49: Parade
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hamilton celebrates their annual Jubilee, the longest parade in America.Originally aired: May 13, 2020 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
Mini 48: Beef Diaper Pitch
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bill pitches the Beef Diaper to a group of men he found on Angie's List.Originally aired: May 6, 2020 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more ...
Mini 47: Boosters
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Hamilton school board considers building a new field house for the sports teams.Originally aired: Apr 29, 2020 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...
Mini 46: Prom Themes
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hamilton students brainstorm themes for this year’s prom.Originally aired: Apr 22, 2020 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mini 45: Spanish Field Trip
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Howard chaperones a school field trip to Spain.Originally aired: Apr 15, 2020 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mini 44: New Lunch Menu
03 Oct 2023
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The Hamilton cafeteria staff brainstorm ways to spice up their lunch menu.Originally aired: Apr 8, 2020 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...
Mini 43: Library
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Snapshots from a day at the Hamilton school library.Originally aired: Apr 1, 2020 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mini 42: Spelling Bee Pt. 2
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Part two of the 43rd Annual Hamilton Spelling Bee.Originally aired: Mar 25, 2020 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mini 41: Spelling Bee Pt. 1
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Part one of the 43rd Annual Hamilton Spelling Bee.Originally aired: Mar 18, 2020 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mini 40: The Jannys
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the 3rd or 5th Annual Jannys, an award show that honors janitors around the world.Originally aired: Feb 12, 2020 Hosted on Acast. See acast...
Mini 39: Picture Day
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Students talk to the yearbook photographer on picture day.Originally aired: Feb 5, 2020 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mini 38: Precinct Potluck
03 Oct 2023
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Police officers decide what to bring to the precinct potluck.Originally aired: Jan 29, 2020 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...
Mini 37: Director Q&A
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Howard moderates a Q&A with director Terry Morden after a screening of his film.Originally aired: Jan 22, 2020 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...
Mini 36: Friday Night Football
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Parents support Hamilton's football team.Originally aired: Jan 15, 2020 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mini 35: Janitor Orientation
03 Oct 2023
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Hamilton's janitors meet in the bathroom for their own orientation.Originally aired: Jan 8, 2020 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...
Mini 34: Study Hall
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A few of Hamilton's students take a test during study hall.Originally aired: Dec 11, 2019 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mini 33: PTA Meeting
03 Oct 2023
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Todd runs this week's PTA meeting.Originally aired: Dec 4, 2019 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mini 32: The Game Shows Tape
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bill shows his students a tape of several game shows.Originally aired: Nov 27, 2019 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mini 31: Yearbook Club
03 Oct 2023
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The Yearbook Club members meet to discuss this year's themes and superlatives.Originally aired: Nov 20, 2019 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...
Mini 30: The Student Pick-Up Lane
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After school, Mr. Chip works a shift as the monitor for Hamilton's student pick-up lane.Originally aired: Nov 13, 2019 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...
Mini 29: The Nurse's Office
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The school nurse tries to help a few sick students.Originally aired: Nov 6, 2019 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mini 28: Pep Rally: Selling Magazines
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The students at Hamilton attend a pep rally to sell magazines.Originally aired: Oct 30, 2019 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...
Mini 27: Howard's Cool Kids Table
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Howard joins the cool kids table during lunch.Originally aired: Oct 23, 2019 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mini 26: Coach Cravy's Halftime Speech
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bill gives Hamilton's basketball team an inspiring halftime speech.Originally aired: Oct 16, 2019 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...
Mini 25: Sam's Drivers Ed Class
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sam takes three of his students out driving.Originally aired: Oct 9, 2019 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mini 24: Todd's Parent-Teacher Conference
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Todd records meeting the parents of some of his difficult students during parent-teacher conferences.Originally aired: Oct 2, 2019 Hosted on Acast. Se...
Mini 23: Cafeteria Menu
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Teachers are honored to be guest editing Hamilton's cafeteria menu.Originally aired: Sep 25, 2019 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more ...
Mini 22: Voicemails
03 Oct 2023
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Now that they've returned to Hamilton, The Teachers set up their voicemails.Originally aired: Sep 18, 2019 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for ...
Mini 21: Preachers, Bleachers, Beachers, Teachers (Barge), Van Thieves, and Creatures Lounge
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
With the original crew filming O.J.'s Twitter videos this week, the 24 hosts who have been on the Teacher's Lounge feed make an appearance on a very s...
Mini 20: The Beacher's Lounge
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to The Beacher's Lounge, where Dave "Tasty Wave" Goldstein, Mannie "The Manatee", Doug and Tater host a podcast from a beach house.Origin...
Mini 19: Hamilton In The Park: A Good Play Experience
03 Oct 2023
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Believe it or not, Todd's play actually does not go according to plan.Originally aired: Aug 28, 2019 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...
Mini 18: Cockroach Block
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The guys give Todd advice moments before his big play.Originally aired: Aug 21, 2019 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mini 17: The Suppository Depository Story
03 Oct 2023
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The guys discuss Howard's big updates in his movie and SNL career, buckholes and pre-RIPs.Originally aired: Aug 14, 2019 Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...
Mini 16: The Apology Email
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The guys discuss Howard's big new job, Sam's living situation and Todd's play in the park.Originally aired: Aug 7, 2019 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...
Mini 15: Levi's Alone
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The guys discuss becoming official New Yorkers, Howard's wording and Todd's emails.Originally aired: Jul 31, 2019 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...
Mini 14: The Teachers' Barge
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the Teachers' Barge! Hosts Uncle Kevin, James "Beefy" Taloni, Martin "Wash the Shoot" Jenkins and Assistant Captain Freddy Finger shar...
Mini 13: SERIOUSLY, Don't Listen
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The guys unknowingly record themselves taking the train to see The Boss. (Disclaimer: Big Grande would like you to know that they took a chance with t...
Mini 12: Several Hyenas
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The guys discuss Todd's new play, BKBS and a tugboat tour.Originally aired: Jul 17, 2019 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mini 11: Psychopathic Analyst
03 Oct 2023
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The guys embrace New York City after being kicked out of Port Authority.Originally aired: Jul 10, 2019 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
Mini 10: Rude Goldbird
03 Oct 2023
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With their van now stolen, the guys leave D.C. and record from Port Authority in New York City.Originally aired: Jul 3, 2019 Hosted on Acast. See acas...
Mini 09: Van Thieves
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another episode of Van Thieves with hosts Slippery Keith, Ray and Day Marcos and Skiddy Allen. They catch up and hit all their most po...
Mini 08: I Am Not a Cook
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The guys discuss auditions, Howard's big transformation and Sam's immaculate conception episode.Originally aired: Jun 19, 2019 Hosted on Acast. See ac...
Mini 07: Madison Square Olive Garden (EPISODE 6 PLAYED IN REVERSE)
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As mentioned in the previous episode, this is what cinamini episode 6 sounds like when played in reverse.Originally aired: Jun 12, 2019 Hosted on Acas...
Mini 06: Don't Listen to This One
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The guys discuss some big updates with Howard's book, Billabong and recording in the Las Vegas of the East.Originally aired: Jun 12, 2019 Hosted on Ac...
Mini 05: Smoke Weed Every Deed
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The guys reveal the truth about aliens, discuss Todd's play and discover the Illumithotty.Originally aired: Jun 5, 2019 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...
Mini 04: Gillooly Patchouli
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The guys discuss Sam's restaurant, Howard's new book and listen to some important tapes.Originally aired: May 29, 2019 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...
Mini 03: Leaving a Mark
03 Oct 2023
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The guys discuss their globe getting hotter, staying at the Waldo and Hamburglary.Originally aired: May 22, 2019 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...
Mini 02: Who's the Clowns?
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The guys discuss being activists in Washington D.C.Originally aired: May 15, 2019 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mini 01: What's the Dealio?
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In their first mini episode, the guys discuss negotiating and recording from their new location.Originally aired: May 15, 2019 Hosted on Acast. See ac...
S9AE20: Note-a-Bull with Mrs. Glass (Rekha Shankar)
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Teachers break down Bill's platform for the upcoming basketball coach election. Later, parent Mrs. Glass (Rekha Shankar) confronts The Teachers ab...
S9AE19: Filing a Wash with TikTok and The Wiz (Zach Reino and Jessica McKenna)
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Teachers discuss Todd's experience with the IRS and being on Titanic 2. Later, morning radio student DJs TikTok and The Wiz (Zach Reino and Jessic...
S9AE18: Flaming Hot Cheadles with Tannis Glassmore (Ayo Edebiri)
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Teachers discuss Bill's new relationship and Todd's big announcement. Later, Hamilton's security guard Tannis Glassmore (Ayo Edebiri) stops by to ...
S9AE17: Pass, Fail, Dance, Live with Gloria Daniels (Maria Blasucci)
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Teachers discuss their new podcasts and listen to Bill's guided meditation episode. Later, substitute math teacher Gloria Daniels stops by to talk...
S9AE16: Duck Boat to Guam with Wanda (Jamie Denbo)
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Teachers discuss their New Year's resolutions, middle finger techniques and Uncut Jims. Later, New Year's baby Wanda (Jamie Denbo) stops by to sha...
S9AE15: Bizarre! with Tammy Pinkerton (Laci Mosley)
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Teachers discuss South Pole Santa, Christmas traditions and their charity work this holiday season. Later, parent Tammy Pinkerton (Laci Mosley) st...
S9AE14: The Preachers' Lounge: Like a Conversion with Dusty (Demi Adejuyigbe)
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Preachers return to discuss the biggest building in our Milky Way and how the Lord continues to work in mysterious ways. Later, they welcome sinne...
S9AE13: Rummagespringa with Braden (Mary Sasson)
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Teachers discuss Todd's audition for a dating show and Sam's big Black Friday haul. Later, student Braden (Mary Sasson) spends part of his detenti...
S9AE12: Call Me Freak with Howard Chico (Oscar Montoya)
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Teachers discuss Howard's lazy TV pixelation and Todd accidentally plays a very important tape. Later, American history teacher Howard Chico (Osca...
S9AE11: Tisn't the Season with Gym Smith (Scott Aukerman)
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Teachers discuss Bill's scouting and scatting techniques and what the guys are thankful for this Thanksgiving. Later, substitute teacher Gym Smith...
S9AE10: Impasta Syndrome with James Doody Dench (Adal Rifai)
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Teachers discuss being in hair denial, the lunchroom protests and the new player on Hamilton's basketball team. Then James Doody Dench (Adal Rifai...
S9AE09: Men are from Mars with Carol Grotski (Natalie Palamides)
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Teachers discuss their recent wins, losses and Todd’s upcoming worst-selling memoir. They also get ready for the global warming-themed winter fo...
S9AE08: Forjitas with Mr. Lennon (Jon Gabrus)
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Teachers discuss the theme to this year's winter formal dance and Bill's vast game show history. Later, art teacher Mr. Lennon (Jon Gabrus) stops ...
S9AE07: Bottles of James with Mitra Jouhari
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Teachers discuss Todd's "original" poems, throwing a Halloween rager at Howard's place and revisit Bill's hair. Then, Mitra Jouhari stops by to ta...
S9AE06: Drive-By Carpool Kara-Jokey with Amanda Dink (Jessica Jean Jardine)
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Teachers discuss Todd's new love interest and Sam's scream therapy session. Later, sex ed teacher Amanda Dink (Jessica Jean Jardine) stops by to g...
S9AE05: Sir, Yes, Sir! with Greta Titelman
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Teachers discuss Howard becoming friends with cool kids and Bill's toe ring collection. Later, Greta Titelman stops by to discuss working at Inter...
S9AE04: Ruse Toupees with Matty B (Matt Besser)
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Teachers discuss Todd flushing Howard down the toilet, Bill's Doubletime Show, and Sam becoming Pumpkin Spiced. Then, famous Hamilton alumnus Matt...
S9AE03: Salimony with Jackie Redbone (Carl Tart)
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Teachers listen to Howard's self-tape commercial audition and discuss side jobs. Later, Jackie Redbone (Carl Tart) stops by the studio to talk abo...
S9AE02: Hought 'n Mifflin with D'Arcy Carden
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Teachers discuss Howard's El Pollo Loco, share some updates on their first week back at Hamilton and heckle a ribbon cutting ceremony. Then, the g...