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The Therapy Crouch

Conspiracy Theories Get WEIRD! Flat Earths, AI Takeovers and Robot Birds!

12 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.638 - 2.1

Blingi Casino.

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Chapter 2: What happened during Pete's tennis match in Portugal?

2.12 - 9.19

Välitöntä viihdettä. Aitoa jännitystä. Blingi Casinolla kaikki on tehty helpoksi.

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Chapter 3: What emotional experience did Abbey have at the animal rescue center?

9.21 - 27.394

E-rekisteröitymislomakkeita. Supernopea kirjautuminen Face ID-llä. Saat cashbackia joka päivä, kun pelaat. Tee talletus ja saat 250 ilmaiskierrosta. Vain Blingi Casinolla.

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27.414 - 28.536 Peter Crouch

This is complete s***.

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Chapter 4: How did Abbey's GCSE results come into question?

28.6 - 38.395 Abbey Clancy

I'm not going to lie about GCSEs. You're literally doing it to my face now. I'm not. Hi, I'm being Pete and Gaz. Every time he gets a shower, he feels compelled to do the helicopter dance.

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38.496 - 40.238 Peter Crouch

Balls are funny, aren't they?

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40.258 - 41.881 Abbey Clancy

Just, hell no.

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Chapter 5: What relationship dilemmas are addressed in the Agony Aunts segment?

42.222 - 44.705 Peter Crouch

You know, we were talking about conspiracy theories. Birds aren't real.

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45.146 - 45.987 Abbey Clancy

Oh, shut up.

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46.008 - 50.114 Peter Crouch

Flat Earth theory. Obviously, with your three A stars in science, you'd be able to tell us.

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50.134 - 51.296 Abbey Clancy

Maybe I'm not Christopher Columbus.

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53.72 - 55.182 Peter Crouch

Obligado!

55.533 - 59.183 Abbey Clancy

Hello and welcome to The Therapy Crouch with me, Abi Clancy.

Chapter 6: What bizarre conspiracy theories are discussed in this episode?

59.203 - 60.266 Abbey Clancy

And me, Peter Crouch.

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Chapter 7: What is the 'Birds Aren't Real' conspiracy theory about?

60.466 - 61.89

And me, Gaz. How are we, guys?

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62.211 - 62.392 Abbey Clancy

Good.

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Chapter 8: What are the claims surrounding the Flat Earth Theory?

62.412 - 63.916 Abbey Clancy

You look like you've got a bit of a tan there, Gaz.

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63.936 - 80.067

I think I've caught one day in. One day in the sun. Already glowing. Hello. Dressed like the Cuban pimp again. I do apologise. Hello. I can't leave the linens alone. It's in you. It's in you. The minute you go into sunshine, you just think, it's got to be linen. I think so, yeah. I don't know who I think I am.

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80.327 - 82.49 Abbey Clancy

No, linen's a good option in the sun.

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82.51 - 84.914 Peter Crouch

No, I think it's a great option in the sun, but you could go for shorts.

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84.934 - 86.736

Yeah, you look more comfortable than I do, to be fair.

86.776 - 99.073 Peter Crouch

Well, yeah, I've just come straight from a highly intense tennis match. That's why I'm dressed like this. How did it go? Well, it didn't really go to plan, if I'm being totally honest. I think I bit off more than I could chew.

99.222 - 121.889 Abbey Clancy

It's so bizarre for me to have you come home having lost something. I'm sorry, but I can't even look at you. Pete said, come and watch me. So, you know, I thought, I took the kids to the bloody shop to get these needles, you know, this craze that the kids, like all these squishy things.

121.909 - 122.851

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

123.472 - 129.843 Abbey Clancy

So I went there. I'd been to the animal shelter volunteering this morning. Then I went there and then I thought, I'm going to go home, get a shower, get ready.

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