The Therapy Crouch
Conspiracy Theories Get WEIRD! Flat Earths, AI Takeovers and Robot Birds!
12 May 2026
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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Blingi Casino.
Chapter 2: What happened during Pete's tennis match in Portugal?
Välitöntä viihdettä. Aitoa jännitystä. Blingi Casinolla kaikki on tehty helpoksi.
Chapter 3: What emotional experience did Abbey have at the animal rescue center?
E-rekisteröitymislomakkeita. Supernopea kirjautuminen Face ID-llä. Saat cashbackia joka päivä, kun pelaat. Tee talletus ja saat 250 ilmaiskierrosta. Vain Blingi Casinolla.
This is complete s***.
Chapter 4: How did Abbey's GCSE results come into question?
I'm not going to lie about GCSEs. You're literally doing it to my face now. I'm not. Hi, I'm being Pete and Gaz. Every time he gets a shower, he feels compelled to do the helicopter dance.
Balls are funny, aren't they?
Just, hell no.
Chapter 5: What relationship dilemmas are addressed in the Agony Aunts segment?
You know, we were talking about conspiracy theories. Birds aren't real.
Oh, shut up.
Flat Earth theory. Obviously, with your three A stars in science, you'd be able to tell us.
Maybe I'm not Christopher Columbus.
Obligado!
Hello and welcome to The Therapy Crouch with me, Abi Clancy.
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Chapter 6: What bizarre conspiracy theories are discussed in this episode?
And me, Peter Crouch.
Chapter 7: What is the 'Birds Aren't Real' conspiracy theory about?
And me, Gaz. How are we, guys?
Good.
Chapter 8: What are the claims surrounding the Flat Earth Theory?
You look like you've got a bit of a tan there, Gaz.
I think I've caught one day in. One day in the sun. Already glowing. Hello. Dressed like the Cuban pimp again. I do apologise. Hello. I can't leave the linens alone. It's in you. It's in you. The minute you go into sunshine, you just think, it's got to be linen. I think so, yeah. I don't know who I think I am.
No, linen's a good option in the sun.
No, I think it's a great option in the sun, but you could go for shorts.
Yeah, you look more comfortable than I do, to be fair.
Well, yeah, I've just come straight from a highly intense tennis match. That's why I'm dressed like this. How did it go? Well, it didn't really go to plan, if I'm being totally honest. I think I bit off more than I could chew.
It's so bizarre for me to have you come home having lost something. I'm sorry, but I can't even look at you. Pete said, come and watch me. So, you know, I thought, I took the kids to the bloody shop to get these needles, you know, this craze that the kids, like all these squishy things.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
So I went there. I'd been to the animal shelter volunteering this morning. Then I went there and then I thought, I'm going to go home, get a shower, get ready.
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