The Tim Hawkins Podcast

S2 Ep126: Let’s Talk About…Part 2

01 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In Part 2 of their conversation, the crew begins with some heartfelt discussion about what it means to be authentic.  Then they move on to the family...

S2 Ep125: Let's Talk about...

25 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The group is together for Part 1 of a 2-part conversation (come back next week!) as Luke and Liv give an update on their new house and Tim recounts th...

S2 Ep124: Find Your Holes

04 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is all back together as they discuss moving any body part to another part of the body, Youtube Rabbit Holes, dating shows and false prophets....

S2 Ep123: It's the Tim Hawkins Podcast, in'it?

26 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The crew is back discussing their various health maladies, thoughts on the Chiefs and the Super Bowl, looking at 'Merica and evaulating all kinds of a...

S2 Ep122: Cut that...and that...and that...

05 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Hawkins kids are in the house, as Tim and Heather are out, and Hollywood, fashion and entertainment are all in the cross-hairs!  They reflect on ...

S2 Ep121: Introducing Pope Hawkins!

29 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Tim and Heather are joined by Jackson and Spencer as the bookend children--Tim shares about his dentist experience, an awful lot of Pope talk, and an ...

S2 Ep120: You Can't Cancel Tim Hawkins

15 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Levi, Luke and Liv join Tim for this musical extravaganza of songy-songs.  They talk about the cult of Taylor Swift, dreams, guys who know how to do ...

S2 Ep119: COLD STONE CHRISTMAS

26 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Cousin Cole Hawkins joins the crew today for plenty of Christmas merriment.  They talk about lots of family memories at Grandma's house, cinnamon rol...

S2 Ep118: What Did We Do Before Phones

18 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In our “not yet Christmas” show, Luke is stressed out after looking for a new house that had a bumper pool table, the team gives family travel tip...

S2 Ep117: Esther and Worms and Big Chunky--Oh My.

11 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim and the kids are on this week to talk about the family trip to Branson, MO, where apparently Tim is more famous than anyone else.  Then they obvi...

S2 Ep116: Reflections on life...and caskets?

04 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Friend of the family Christian joins Luke, Tim, Heather and Spencer, along with Luna the puppy, to discuss skiing escapades, Tim's viral "Home School ...

S2 Ep115: Tim, the Kids and the Cringe

13 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's Tim and the kids this week!  Levi starts off the podcast with Luke and Liv, talking about celebrity heads and plastic surgery and the Snow White...

S2 Ep114: Coming Soon: "TUBCAST"

06 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The crew is back together bemoaning the foulness of Tim's king-sized hot tub.  Heather has some knobs to paint, so Levi joins the gang in her place f...

S2 Ep113: Them's Celebratin' Halloween...

30 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The crew is half in costume with football/Taylor swift talk, Liv's SHAQ 2 movie trailer, and food travels in middle America.  Tim has "Something Inte...

S2 Ep112: Lots of “Something Interestings”

09 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The crew is back together and in rare form, starting with what tool would you be in the toolbox. Tim births two new songs, including “Dump Run” an...

S2 Ep111: The Babysitting Men

02 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim, Luke and Spencer are together--supposedly babysitting the kids--no ladies allowed!  They start off with  TV show talk, Dinosaurs, and LUke desp...

S2 Ep110: Grandma's Here!

18 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's a special day as Tim's mom/Liv's grandma/Heather's mother-in-law joins them for lots of laughs and memories.  They talk about favorite foods, fa...

S2 Ep109: Ladies and Gentlemen, it's Jonnie W.

11 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim and Heather welcome their friend and fellow comic Jonnie W. to the show, with lots of fun stories and memories from the road.  Jonnie talks about...

S2 Ep108: The Quaffed Dark Lord

04 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The crew has lots of hair (or lack of it) talk, along with the family's big heads, old school workout routines and getting healthy.  They talk about ...

S2 Ep107: The FOUR Brain Cells

28 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The crew googles "Florida Man", talks about what it must be like to be a famous person, and Luke and Tim share backpacking and hiking adventures. Tim ...

S2 Ep106: I Swear on the New Testament

14 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Headphones and analyzing people's teeth kicks off this episode, then "Something Happened to Me"and Liv's Samurai sword story.  The team produces thei...

S2 Ep105: We Added Video! (to our video...)

07 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week introduces a 5th member of the crew--the Laptop!  They analyze videos, listen to music and play a game of "Cookie Tier List"--followed quic...

S2 Ep104: What Does Magenta Smell Like?

31 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The crew comes together to discuss food trucks, biker shorts, and Jackson brings his best rant yet. The Godmother makes her return, there's Voice Memo...

S2 Ep103: Can Ya Do Me A Solid?

24 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The crew starts off with "Voice Memo Roulette" and then moves on to random iphone Notes, culminating in Tim's Donut Sermon.  A new segment called "So...

S2 Ep102: SAINT-LOU-IS! SAINT-LOU-IS! SAINT LOU-IS!

17 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We begin with the world premiere of the "Camu Camu" song from "friend of the show" Luke, then a St. Louis concert review that legitimately covers ALL ...

S2 Ep101: FOUR (4) People, ONE (1) Podcast

10 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The crew is adjusting to being on video as they analyze each other's hand motions and enjoy candy cigarettes.  Tim gets recognized in public, and the...

S2 Ep100: Celebrating 100 with Camu Camu!

03 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The crew starts a little slow as they fire up the video cameras to celebrate episode #100--so be sure to check it out on Youtube starting NOW!  They ...

S2 Ep99: For the 99th Time...

12 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The crew is very reflective as they analyze history, renaissance and the rise of art, Luke and Liv visit Levi for some new music, and creepy first kis...

S2 Ep98: We're Number...23?

05 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The crew is together with wedding music reviews, Olivia's wisdom tooth adventure, Racoon hunting, and the secret to being a good friend.  They discus...

S2 Ep97: Today is Sponsored by the Letter C

22 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a family affair for Olivia’s birthday! Keegan’s dad Mark joins in with favorite Seinfeld moments, an analysis of woke beer commercials, spo...

S2 Ep96: Everything Will Work Out

15 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The crew starts with Christian bachelor parties, classic pranks, and Luke and Liv's triathlon recap. Spencer calls in with funny things Holland says, ...

S2 Ep95: Hey Baby Gurllll...

08 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Beginning with a real estate update, the crew moves on to discuss cremation etiquette, tornado attire, Japanese game shows, camping, first dates, and ...

S2 Ep94: Bats, Rats Everywhere

01 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The crew is back and as random as ever! They start off with some ASMR, followed by stories of Mississippi, seeing the optometrist, a quick visit from ...

S2 Ep93: The Hawkins School of Comedy

24 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim and Heather carry the weight as they reminisce about the good ol' days and share what it took to get to where they are today.  Lots of funny back...

S2 Ep92: Out of the Woodwork

17 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Levi joins the crew as they discuss being tongue-tied, the junk drawer, and the good old days of being in school.  Tipping, cringey Christian activit...

S2 Ep91: Explain It Like I'm 5

10 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The crew discusses how to make the world better, give a house appliance update, and a childhood picture of Luke sparks "growing up" stories.  Jackson...

S2 Ep90: You You!

03 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's all about the fans in Episode 90! The "hated" Caleb makes his triumphant return to the show and discusses his weight loss challenge with Tim and ...

S2 Ep89: Nothin But Cameos...

27 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This star-studded episode includes "guest appearances" by musician Jacob Collier, Arnold Schwarzenegger, their friend Bobby (ACTUAL Bobby) and Little ...

S2 Ep88: Shum On!

20 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The crew is back in part one of an extended podcast--they discuss how everyone's a scammer and their personal candy temptations. Heather poses a quest...

S2 Ep87: Salt of the Earth

13 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jackson jumps in with the crew as they discuss steroids, updating Tim's performance rider, and the state of country music.  They talk a little reviva...

S2 Ep86: Find Your Hype(kins)

20 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vegans, more stove talk (will it ever arrive?), a local bar band, the "AMEN" guy, and bad restaurant service highlight the crew's discussion this week...

S2 Ep85: What's Funny?

13 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The crew talks music producing, Tim and Heather give a stove update, and they discuss whether Jesus was funny or not.  There's insight into the coupl...

S2 Ep84: Let's continue this conversation...

06 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The crew discusses who's the (scape)GOAT, athletics and returning to High school Lots of Sundance Festival movie reviews, general thoughts on culture,...

S2 Ep83: Artificial...Intelligence?

30 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The crew begins by discussing Olivia's hair loss and Furries at the mall.  Then they discover Artificial intelligence comes in the form of ChatGPT, ...

S2 Ep82: INTRODUCING...Tim Hypekins!!

23 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ladies and gentlemen--meet the newest member of the crew: Tim Hypekins!  The group continues on from last time with reviews of the week, and then the...

S2 Ep81: Pegasus, Teeth and Bears-- Oh My!

16 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim is in rare form as the original crew discusses real and imaginary animals and the anxiety of the dentist and other appointments. Luke's brother ge...

S2 Ep80: Welcome to SIMS 3

09 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The crew is all over the place, discovering a whole new language in the Sims 3 world. They discuss favorite cartoons and childhood tv shows, best anta...

S2 Ep79: The Stripes Were All There

02 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!  The crew debriefs on their Christmas. holiday, including an update from the youngest member Holland.  They shar...

S2 Ep78: The Two-Minute Challenge

12 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jackson joins the crew and they discuss how they'd spend a per diem if they had one, movie analysis, and they each attempt the two-minute talking chal...

S2 Ep77: Your Best Day

05 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim is out sick, so the crew takes over.  Caleb talks about the BEST day of his life, then they talk about their Spotify Wraps, as well as  other th...

S2 Ep76: A Room Full of Artists

28 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's a free for all as EVERYONE joins in on this episode, discussing charcuterie, christmas movies, actors and music ideas. Liv gives a recap on her m...

S2 Ep75: Usin' Our WHOLE Brain

21 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim is back and better than ever, and Jackson jumps in while Liv is away as the lead in the local college short film. The crew discuss end times prepa...

S2 Ep74: Say Yes Until you Can Say No

14 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Caleb is back with the crew this week, and they discuss being chubby as kids, the "carpenter years" of Tim's career, their personal dreams, and Caleb'...

S2 Ep73: 173 - The Unedited Life. Period.

07 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The crew muses about the ups and downs of religion and churches, technological innovations, the health store guy, talk-texting vs. voice-memo, and soc...

S2 Ep72: 172 - Don't Stress... we got it.

03 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The crew discusses deep, important, possibly nerdy topics like Lord of the Rings vs. Harry Potter, Taylor Swift, Kanye and the Enneagram. They each ...

S2 Ep71: 171 - Monkey Strength

24 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The crew starts with the "golf fight", followed by a discussion about customer service and a quick game of "Republican or Democrat?" Albert Pujols c...

S2 Ep69: 169 - I Love MOST of Your Heart...

10 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The crew discusses Tim being canceled by two people, slam poetry is back, along with questionable Fairy Tale Rhymes. Tim and Heather have dinner with ...

S2 Ep68: 168 - It's All a Scam!

03 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim is back with the crew as they discuss what it takes to write songs, as well as songs that make them cry. Luke and Liv's all-inclusive brings up t...

S2 Ep67: 167 - The Coarse Jesters

26 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Luke, Liv and special guest Caleb take over for part 2 of the podcast WITHOUT Tim--beginning with 7 principles to be "funny." They spend time examini...

S2 Ep66: 166 - Tim Who?

19 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join the crew as Luke mans the producer's chair with TIm out and about this week. They discuss being in control, a quick tribute to the queen, and t...

S2 Ep65: 165 - The God Block

12 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In good ole' southern "Lake Voice," Tim and the kids tackle important topics like mouth size, ApplePay, ADHD and gospel music. We find out "what ar...

S2 Ep64: 164 - Is This Thing On?

05 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The crew discusses "Shamilton", along with what makes for a good song parody. Excessive childhood punishments are recalled, along with a lengthy insp...

S2 Ep63: 163 - Certified Oompa Loompa

29 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jackson and TIm share their day with the help of flute accompaniment. The crew discusses Tim's V.I.P behaviors at his shows, Liv and Luke's KORN conc...

S2 Ep62: 162 - Is this Recording??

22 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join us in this musically inspired "TAKE 2" of this week's podcast, where we share most hated songs, as well as the world musical premieres for "Vari...

S2 Ep61: 161 - It's a Crazy, Cringey World

15 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The gang talks Golf, Running and Hot Dogs, 2-year COVID reflections, Botox, History and Geography Lessons, and The Cringey Debate... Big Thanks To...

S2 Ep60: 160 - Reflections From The Beach

12 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The gang talks guilty pleasure songs, whole lotta political musings, and questions to get to know one another, highlighted by our most embarrassing mo...

S2 Ep59: 159 - Up Too Late

01 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The gang welcomes you to a "late nigh editor" of The Tim Hawkins podcast and talks Tim's musical stylings, finding your sweet spot, Costco Live, and L...

S2 Ep58: 158 - Jackson Pulls Up

25 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jackson pulls up and joins the crew! The gang talks upping your snack game, best and least favorite person to travel partners, more musical analysis (...

S2 Ep57: 157 - Crying Auditions

18 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The gang talks Bullies, The Bachelor, Worship Music Rant, Teeth, Hallmark Movies, complete with fake crying auditions from Tim and Liv. Big Thanks To...

S2 Ep56: 156 - Positive Affirmations

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The gang talks Locker Room Etiquette, An interesting "ministry mansion", Tim and Heather's Anniversary Recap, "The Costco Couple", Politics and Wealt...

S2 Ep55: 155 - Baby Food Diet

06 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Spencer co-hosts the show to talk babies, Hawkins family comedy traits, analyzing Tim's comedic approach, homeschooling, crazy tour riders, and there'...

S2 Ep54: 154 - Stupid Rules

30 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The gang welcomes a very special guest on a very special birthday, talk the fun process of selling the house, fancy names for fancy families, and more...

S2 Ep53: 153 - In Poor Taste

23 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The gang has Spencer call in to the show with some things to say, Answers some email questions, Celebrity etiquette, Jackson ranting, A blind pepsi/co...

S2 Ep52: 152 - That's Alarming!

16 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The gang explores "Holy-ween"--the church versions of Halloween, why great men don't have lots of friends, favorite cartoons growing up, people who sa...

S2 Ep51: 151 - The Missing Hamilton Song

10 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The gang talks about “a new special musical instrument”, stories in air travel, take several Q&A from the audience, and they talk about musical so...

S2 Ep50: 150 - Cremation Clearance Sale

02 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The gang tries to paint a picture of the typical Hodunk listener and discusses discount cremation practices. Heather opens up about her family’s fan...

S2 Ep49: 149 - More Ponds, More Blondes

25 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The gang goes news panel and reports on their respective areas of expertise. Livy keeps Luke’s ego in check and questions reality (television). Ti...

S2 Ep48: 148 - Alabama Beach Angel

18 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim gives the gang an anthropological lesson on why females converse more than their male counterparts. Livy comes down with a horrible case of carrot...

S2 Ep47: 147 - Luke Ruins Everything

11 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The gang gets real about a certain country music mega-star and debates her true identity. Luke explains ‘ghosting’ to Tim by declining to answer h...

S2 Ep46: 146 - The Pursuit of Sloppiness

04 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The gang gets current and talks current events that are happening currently. Tim makes his plot known to “Will Smith” Albert Pujols upon his retur...

S2 Ep44: 144 - You're Screwed Dude

21 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The gang swaps out Livy for Levi (with just a couple vowels), then talks their favorite and least favorite phrases. Tim softens the blow on telemarket...

S2 Ep43: 143 - You Just Got Sconed

14 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim’s inside news source in Eastern Europe has almost no clue what’s going on in Ukraine. The gang receives a complimentary batch of 2-piece swims...

S2 Ep41: 141 - Dragon Hunter

28 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim gets a holy seal of approval from a street walker. Heather's new trainer makes her cry, but she assures us that she’s loving it. Luke and Livy s...

S2 Ep40: Get This Phlebotomy Out-A-Me

21 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Love lingers as the Hawkins couples discuss their romantic origin stories. Tim forces Luke to issue an apology to all women for his offensive jokes. ...

S2 Ep39: To the Bridge, You Dunks

14 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Love is in the air for the Hawkins Gang! Tim lists out everything he loves most about his dear Heather and Livy locks herself in the bathroom with a c...

S2 Ep38: I Scream at Ice Cream

07 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The gang revels in hodunk nation engaging with the content in new and exciting ways! Another world-famous Jackson sporting event enthralls the local c...

S2 Ep37: Good Luke Hunting

31 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Gang breaks out the family tree to figure out who’s going bald and who’s keeping the flow. Livy punches Luke to relieve stress and breaks out ...

S2 Ep36: To Eat a Mockingbird

24 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is back for an epic 2022! This week, Jackson steps off his soap box and takes a seat to join the conversation. (Don’t worry…ranting to fo...

S2 Ep35: Best of 2021! Part Dos

17 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Even more special moments from 2021! Tim tries out material for the gang, Jackson keeps ranting,  Livy invokes the spirit of Ben Franklin, the gang g...

S2 Ep34: Best of 2021! Part Uno

10 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Our favorite moments from the first half of 2021! Jackson rants, Livy's vocal guitar, Tim & Luke's greatest hits, Heather's motherly guidance, tidbits...

S2 Ep33: North Pole Variant

20 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Gang talks best and worst of karaoke and goes Irish in an attempt to woo more American audiences. Tim forgets some material and Luke sees the wei...

S2 Ep32: Boilin Dem Cabbage Down

13 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Gang ponders the mysterious world of life before the internet. Livy confesses to not knowing the difference between the metaverse and matrix, and ...

S2 Ep31: Ninja Warrior Princess

06 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Tim gives the new Beatles documentary his seal of approval and uses the inspiration to write a hit single with Luke! The Gang pretends to not be prete...

S2 Ep30: Cold Wooden Feet

29 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Tim gets a call from the most english englishman you’ve ever done heard. Levi joins the gang to give the outsider’s take on marriage and tell us a...

S2 Ep29: Al Go Rhythm with Special Guest John Branyan

22 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by comedian and good ol’ Tim pal, John Branyan! A masterclass ensues on the art of stand up and everyone tries out material, new ...

S2 Ep28: Take a Chance on T

15 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Tim cracks himself up and makes a list of lists. Luke officiates a wedding and could perhaps do yours as well. Livy ruins grilled cheese for everyone,...

S2 Ep27: Putitonamug

08 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Tim puts his whole life on the line on a mug. Luke turns out to be one of those anti-stop sign people. The gang decides that Hitler was bad. Livy and ...

S2 Ep26: 27 Vaccines Later

01 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Tim speaks with a strung out pilot who had a few too many vaccines. Turns out that Heather is the founder (of using) Ebay. Luke gives Tim the “no ca...

S2 Ep25: The Unexamined Carl

25 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A dire call in from an ex-believer who had one too many fiber-one bars. Livy burps. Luke is open about his emotions and scavenges for everything in th...

S2 Ep24: Circumstation Nation

18 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Back from popular demand, more epic vocal guitar from Livy you won’t want to miss! Tim describes his perfect mansion in heaven and laments the dange...