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Chapter 1: What happened at Travis Kelce's Tight Ends University concert?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Wednesday.
Today is the epitome of goodness, and I'm so excited to emerge myself in this experience with my sister, co-host, and friend, whose voice seems to return. It's Jacqueline Follet. Are you excited to go on a cojourn-a-fred with me? I mean, it's the epitome of joy, so why wouldn't I? I don't know why you wouldn't.
My voice is much better than it was yesterday, but I do still think it's a dream day for you because I do have to keep it to a minimum. You know, I can't just be. We wouldn't want you to overextend. Long winded. So I am going to do the stories. I am going to do the stories because I know that also took away from your dream day. Definitely, like manual labor on my dream day, that's not a dream.
So maybe today will be more of a dream for you.
Chapter 2: How are Kylie Jenner's Meta glasses changing the game?
I am feeling like I'm in a dreamlike state. A dreamlike sequence. Yes, I love the word sequence. I feel like I've been using the word sequence a lot ever since I started playing Mahjong so consistently. I haven't Mahj'd in weeks. Oh, girl, me and my daytime crew, we do not fuck around.
Actually, though, me and my daytime crew, you know, if somebody needs to bop out, like we have a couple of alternates and my day. How do they feel about being alternates? Well, so and being called alternates on a on a very popular podcast. They're grateful for the experience, if I'm being honest.
My daytime crew, it's kind of like a random assembling of four people who have flexible jobs, some don't work, some are on maternity leave, came together. And they're unique. Yeah, so no one wanted to play. And then we started becoming so popular. We have lunch, and everyone's kind of jealous of what goes on. They're like, oh, I'll play.
And it's like, well, where were you when we were putting the group together?
Chapter 3: What health struggles did Joe Manganiello reveal in his memoir?
So I think the alternates that we do have are extremely grateful to even be alternates. That's how in demand that we are, if I'm being honest. But today, we're actually taking Maja off. I said you could sub in one of the alternates for me. I can't Maja, I have my EMG.
My long awaited, this is like a five years in the process, I'm finally getting my nerve test on my thumb and I'm hoping we will finally find out why my thumb stopped working. I'm excited.
Chapter 4: Why did Lizzo's new album fail to chart?
That's very exciting. Excitement excites me. Information excites me. I know. I fear that the EMG will tell me that I have a tendon issue and I have to get surgery. And it's like, am I really, for the first time in my whole life, going to get surgery because of my thumb? Thumbs are important. I feel like you wait for it to get worse. Oh, you think?
Chapter 5: What significance does Jordyn Woods' orange bag hold at the Guggenheim?
But what if it becomes irreparable? And how much longer? I've literally waited almost three years.
Chapter 6: What are the latest developments in Love Island USA?
Like I haven't had a thumb for three years and I've been talking about it and like nobody seems to care. They're like, you're fine. You have nine other fingers. I mean, we all have our struggles. Like my pinky toe is really going into my fourth toe. It really hurts. And like, it used to only happen. Like when you wear shoes? Yeah, it used to only happen if I hadn't gotten a pedicure in a while.
My nails were too long. So I was like, up time to get a pedicure. So you're saying the nail is going into the skin of your fourth toe or the whole toe now? Like the toe. And there's not a lot of, I keep my toenails clipped.
Chapter 7: How do the hosts analyze the dynamics of Love Island contestants?
I got a pedicure and still the next day. And then I have some shoes where it hurts more than others. But it's becoming an everyday issue in my life. And I'm just going to keep going.
walking the path well that's how i feel about my coccidinia like it's just something i have to live with i mean my sciatica you please you are when you're with me and you see me get out of a chair and you think that's something that's a face she makes you i like can't get up and you think like oh my gosh is it flaring up like no this is just my life now
So I get that there are definitely ailments as women of a certain age, like we just live with, but I think if I have the opportunity to fix my thumb, that's something like later me will say, thanks for doing. I'm hoping I can find, I might get into like some Eastern medicine alternative treatments before I go for the surge. I think that's good. Also talk to chat.
I was chatting hardcore with chat last night.
Chapter 8: What are the overall themes discussed in today's episode?
But you can't like tell chat, chat can't tell you what to do until you have your diagnosis from EMG. So chat is really, cause chat told me like months ago to get an EMG. A thousand percent. I will upload them. But then I was also talking to chat last night because I told you that like a week and a half ago while putting on pants, I sprained my ankle.
And it's like, how long does an ankle get sprained for? I've got tingling. Oh my god, every time I twist my ankle a certain way, I'm blinded with pain. And then I was wondering, do you think that any of these issues are connected? Because I told you, I also threw up my neck. So I have a bad neck, a bad foot, and a bad thumb. And I was like, it's all on the left side of my body.
So I was like, Chat, are any of these connected? It actually feels like my body is breaking down. And Chat was like, well, no. I don't think that any of them are connected. So that made me feel better. That is better. It's not a larger issue in the coger's, woger's left side of business. I guess we'll find out.
okay stay tuned watch this space stay tuned for that are the results immediate or like they have to be i have no idea like studied and a different appointment for them to share them with you oh bitch like the way medical professionals refuse to give you your own fucking information they better fedex me the results asap don't get me started on the health care system I won't, actually.
That's so not what I want to talk about. What I do want to talk about is what's going down today. It's broken. Absolutely. What I want to talk about is what's going down today. We have Love Island, Casa Amor, episode three, recap. We have Taylor Swift, of course, showing her face. Lots to discuss there. We've got two positively swirly girls.
I have decided, made another sort of administrative decision. Dear Toasters will be tomorrow. And I think until Love Island is over, programming update, Dear Toasters will be moved to Thursdays because we have... A TV recap every single day, except Thursday, because there's no episodes on Wednesdays. So we'll see you guys Thursday, DTQ. Sorry, please just be cool with it.
Yeah, no, it is what it is. Plus, without my voice, like. We have to conserve our battery. Without your voice, how can you give a stern talking to to the DTQ? It's so true. It's so true. And you guys deserve my best. Absolutely. Oh, so Deer Toasters are about to be fed on Patreon this month. Oh, yeah, we're recording a great episode.
I don't want to spoil what we're doing, but it's in the Deer Toasters family. I feel like you could spoil it. It's called Building Hype. Oh, okay, but we're recording it tomorrow, so like I... We are doing a Dear Toasters where we go through submissions from early days of toast. Like 2019.
We give our takes now on what they would be and then we will live listen to what we said then and see how different we are if we agree with what we said then. It's going to be so different because I know back then we were toxic wives and now we're toxic moms. We are the mother-in-laws that people are writing in about. No, and just like, life wises you up.
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