Chapter 1: What celebrity couple was spotted on a secret date?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday, day one of Claude and Friends.
Chapter 2: What beauty treatments does Hailey Bieber use instead of Botox?
Yes, that's right. Jax is on maternity leave. We're sobbing. We're so upset. But we're so excited for Claude and Friends.
Chapter 3: How did Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau celebrate their relationship?
And that's why she's really starting this week, Friends and Family. Emphasis on family, today's co-host. Cratchel, Satchel, Hatchel, Natchel, Datchel, Satchel. Patchel. I love that. Patchel. And you're so right. Right? No, I know. It's crazy.
Chapter 4: Why has Zac Efron been absent from Dancing with the Stars?
It's Satchel, my little sis. Margo, hi! Oh my god, I feel like I haven't done the shows with you. Ages. Ages. Now, I didn't want to tell you this because I hate you. But you were my first choice for first co-host for one reason.
Chapter 5: What was the significance of Hugh Jackman and Sutton Foster's red carpet debut?
No, not that part. That I'm happy to tell you. Okay. Okay. So, you know, during my maternity leave, Jackie had like so many. Pargy guests.
Chapter 6: What are the latest updates on Sophie Turner and Chris Martin's relationship?
Pargy guests, Pargy co-hosts. And your episode kind of outperformed all of them. Seriously? Satchies was, yeah, people just want the satch. They just want the hatch.
Chapter 7: What did Hailey Bieber reveal about her skincare routine?
They want the crotch. They want the patch. And that's what we're going to give them. That is so crazy. You know, I had a sneaky feeling because Jackie once texted me, like, an edit of, like, something you guys were going to post. And it was, like, making it. Oh, because you guys, like, talked about, like, we're talking shit about me on the toast, obviously, because, like, you do that. Mm-hmm.
And it was something about like how everyone hated having me. And then she was like, can we post this?
Chapter 8: What are the latest developments in the Dancing with the Stars competition?
It's funny because everyone loves you. And I was like, no, you can't. Well, I did want to tell you, I didn't listen to every single of the maternity leave episodes. I was busy like having a baby. But I did listen to yours. And are you ready for constructive criticism? Just one thing that I want you, I meant to tell you before the toast. Can I guess? Yeah. Yeah. I say I'm a lot.
No, I wouldn't even notice that. Oh. You swallow whole sentences. You talk. What does that mean? You talk so fast. We all do. But Jackie and I have become more aware of it because professionally, like, we got a lot of shit for it. You swallow. I was like, what is she saying? You swallow the whole sentence. You're like. I'm like. Was that a paragraph? It's really crazy.
No, I know I talk really fast. And I just noticed that you were doing it. I didn't even understand what you just said. I was just like, yeah. You swallow whole sentences. Okay, got it. I won't. Yeah, so if you could just be mindful of that. I'll be mindful of not swallowing whole sentences. Welcome to the terse. Thanks for having me. I'm so happy to be here.
Thanks for taking time off your extremely important corporate job. Thank you. We appreciate you. Thank you for making it so convenient for me. I really couldn't. Of course. I work around the satch. One thing about me. If only. I work around the satch. If only. The satch was out and about yesterday being such a good sister. I know. I'm so upset. What? I know.
So Margaret went to Woodbury Commons, our favorite place. And I've talked about the Prada outlet at Woodbury Commons many times on this podcast. Jackie's always calling me cheap. I'm like, okay, I'm cheap because I bought a Prada bag at an outlet. Did you say it was good? Because I was unimpressed. The Woodbury Commons in general is missing a few things.
But I would say the best store there is the Prada outlet. The prices are slashed. Like, it's giving, you know. The price. I mean, what you got yesterday was the best deal of the day. It's giving lumber liquidators, you know, going out of business. Yeah. And Margot got me a pair of Prada boots for $340. I'm sorry. That's crazy. So crazy.
And even when I was checking out, like, the store associate was like, wow. Like, slay the house down. Slay the house down. She's like, these are final sales. She made me sign a document being like, yeah, it's fine. Yeah, it's fine. So Margot got me a pair of boots, which was so nice of you. No, so nice. Because I know you have to lug around those boots. Yeah.
I did have to, like, shout out to my friends, though, like, they carry them the whole time. Like, shout out to Queens supporting Queens. No, and you really slayed, and it really was such a gorgeous day. It is so overwhelming, though, there. Like, you just seriously, like, I was, like, gonna have a panic attack, and I brought Magnolia, which was, like, the worst idea ever.
Yeah, let's talk about you bringing your dog to the mall, basically. For those who don't know, Woodbury Commons is, like, this outdoor pavilion. It's, like, huge. Yeah. Like, you bringing your dog? That's insane. Is it? What if she, like, took a shit at Prada? She is trained, so she only goes outside. Okay, but like you said, it's an outdoor mall. No, but the stores aren't outside.
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