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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Thursday. That feels like a Friday because we're fucking celebrating, bitch. Hey, Jax, how you doing? I'm doing, Rick. I'm doing, actually. Okay, Laura. We are the ladies in blue today. Okay, Laura. I feel like people wouldn't believe us when we say that we don't plan our outfits.
We are just so simpatico that like... I actually think people would believe it. We literally show up looking like rats in sweatpants. Like, why would we plan that? No, no, no. Plan matching. Like yesterday we were of the same ilk. The day before we were wearing cream sweaters and leggings. Today we're both wearing blue. When do we ever wear blue?
There's just like, at least for me, like a really limited amount of clothes that I'm willing to put on my body. So it couldn't be anything other than accidental. But it's always, it's just to say we are simpatico. I just want to get out ahead of some of, you know, the drama. Letting everyone know the good guys were using my studio yesterday. So if this episode never makes it to air, that's why.
Okay. What were they doing in there? Just being good. Did they have a guest or something? They did actually. They did. Do you want to spoil it and just like ruin their show and their surprise? Kind of.
But I can't remember the person. Now I want to know who it is. I can't remember their name. But Ben was like obsessed. I'm like in this very sort of territorial era. I don't know if it's like the hormones, but like anytime Ben's texting someone, I'm like, who's your girlfriend? Like, and I'm really, and he's like, he talks to a lot of people and now he's only a lot.
There are certain people the other day, he's like giggling in the bed, texting someone. I'm like, who are you texting? He says, Alex Gornaschelli. Now, Alex Porticelli is in the list of approved people Ben can talk to because, you know, she's married. She doesn't seem romantically interested in Ben, so I'll allow it. Everyone else... You gotta keep your eyes wide open.
Everyone who else Ben talks to is lesbian. Like, he's literally only allowed to talk to lesbians. I believe the guest on the podcast yesterday was lesbian. I said, that's fine. He has been texting a lot with Witchbone Kitchen because they're like... doing a collab.
I mean, Ben is so excited about it, and he doesn't stop talking about this other woman, and she's on my list now, even though she's a toaster, so she is approved, although she's not a lesbian. She is a toaster, and she's in a relationship, so I'll allow it. He was talking to this other girl. I guess that's what happens when he's in all these female spaces.
Yes, yes. He's got a lot of females on his feed dial. Podcasting and cooking, and he was talking to this other girl yesterday, and I'm like, who's that? He was like, she's a lesbian, don't worry. He's just talking to a lot of bitches. Or is she bi, Claudia? It's a spectrum. No, no, she's lesbian. One day here, next day there.
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