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good morning millennials welcome back to the toast and happy monday like this fucking sucks let's just acknowledge it like it's monday we worked so hard last week literally for what just to be back here again i hadn't had that thought process this morning i feel like it's a very fair monday as far as mondays goes and we are so close to like thanksgiving
holiday i feel like you and i are just like truly at different parts of our cycle based on like our perspective like it's monday this blows no i'm at a pretty feral part um but i actually i'm but i'm not taking it out on the day of the week like i'm just taking out on my husband like but on friday i was so you know accomplished and i was like yay it's the weekend and it just kind of like flew fucking by i'm back where i started and what do i have to show for it fucking nothing
What do you have to show for your weekend? What did you do this weekend? I literally watched Yellowstone. I ate. I went to the park.
Oh, I saw that you went to the park. What else did I do? I had such a busy weekend. I feel like so many weekends, I really enjoy being home, like, playing in the backyard, barbecuing, and, like, that's always fun. But this weekend, both days, we were, like, active as fuck. Like, car naps, you know?
Maybe that's why you feel different about the weekend. Like, I did nothing with my weekend. I'm doing nothing with my life. Like, I honestly, I had enough weekend.
We had so much time, but, like, I'm wiped out from the weekend. Like, I'm ready to get back to my routine. Oh, no. You know it's real when, like, the naps are taken in the car. Yeah. And not in the crib because that just means you're on the go. We did so much on Saturday. We went shopping. We went to the beach. I posted this on my Instagram, but it's been a cornerstone of my weekend.
I went to the Le Creuset outlet and I.
stocked up they had my color of preference it was just such an amazing experience i didn't know that there were like crusade stores let alone outlets let alone in my vicinity i didn't know they like sold anywhere other than like the bloomingdale's kitchen aisle other than like williams sonoma full price and they'll tack on more for williams right right good luck like maybe you'll find one one time like at a goodwill but that's it
So thank you to Shannon Ford for influencing me to do that. So Saturday was just like so busy with, honestly, I shopped till I dropped.
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