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Chapter 1: Why did Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater split?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know.
We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast and happy Tuesday. More like happy lose day because we're just, yeah, I came up with that like on the fly. Just got credit for that. We're a bunch of losers.
Oh, turdy. How's it going?
There's so much going on and I haven't really wanted to spoil it because I'm vlogging the whole thing for Patreon. But like I had this big plan. I was surprising Ben yesterday with tickets. I literally got priced out like me and my measly budget, like could not cut it whatsoever. Yeah. Did you put the budget in the vlog, like I said? Jackie wants me to be transparent.
But, like, the thing is, I don't believe in pay transparency. Like, people on the internet are always like, you have to tell everyone how much you pay in rent and how much you made in money. Like, no, bitch, I fucking don't. Like, I subscribe to the old school philosophy of money.
No, you don't. It's Nanya.
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Chapter 2: What happened with Love Island's Huda Mustafa?
That's how much money I make. Nanya. That's how much. I'm not asking you how much money you make. I just, like...
Chapter 3: What is Tom Brady's new business venture?
It's interesting, the ticket, everybody knows the tickets are so expensive. So I'm like, are you gonna share the dollars and cents? I will, okay, fine. I'll share it on.
The vlog. On the vlog. I haven't in the vlog yet because you know like. And also, you didn't even buy them so no one can even judge you. I know, but everyone is gonna judge me because they're like, you're cardboard, you're cardboard. And it's like, you're just cosplaying cardboard because you're over here considering spending five figures.
She's cardboard, but she's in love with her husband.
Yeah. I selfishly like one, I want to go to, I have to get Ben a Father's Day gift. And this is literally the only thing in the entire world that he wants. It is the only thing.
Chapter 4: What embarrassing moment did Kevin Jonas share about his brother?
So we're working on tickets for Wednesday. It's all in the vlog. Hopefully the vlog ends with us at the game. Like the whole vlog is like, we're going. Okay.
Chapter 5: What did West Wilson think about the reunion comments?
So you still might drop five figures.
Yeah. The whole vlog is like, we're going. We're not going. We're going.
Chapter 6: What advice can the hosts give to listeners?
Like, so nothing's happened in the vlog yet, except for just like, you know, Turdy and BSC.
Yeah.
Which is why we're there, which is why we're in the vlog.
We didn't go last night, but we went to like a party viewing party, a crane club. You know, it was like very elite. Oh, not us sitting next to former mayor Eric Adams. Like it was seriously elite.
Oh, I was like sad for him that he wasn't at the game. You know, he would love that.
He would love that. But of course he can't be at the game. He'll be at like the most poppin watch club, watch party at the members club.
The most star studded one.
Yeah. He was there.
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts feel about the Knicks' recent game?
You know, he did not look up from his phone for one second. I was like, what is going on in your phone? Like watch the TV.
He should have been at the game.
I know.
I was wondering why he wasn't.
I know nobody likes him, and he's a loser, but he's our loser. I genuinely miss him so much. Of course. You really don't know what you have until it's gone. And I think that's sort of the general feeling with this turnt mayor. He was a crazy mayor, but he was our mayor. He was our crazy mayor.
Oh, speaking of crazy mayors, did you see Mike Bloomberg literally getting tackled at the game last night?
I did.
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Chapter 8: What updates did the hosts share about their lives?
I did.
First of all, it was a buzz with celebrities. I can't believe I wasn't there. Whatever.
I know, but Kylie wasn't there. So it was obviously not the one for the cool girls.
Yeah, it's true. Maybe the cool billionaire bombshell are going on Wednesday.
Let me tell you, Kylie will be at the next one because Timothy is going to start to see her as the good luck charm. Good luck charm.
And also... And this is obviously like spoken like somebody who couldn't afford to get in. But like when I was seeing videos of all the street closures because Trump went, so they had to create like a secret service bubble. They closed five blocks east and west in Midtown. If you had a ticket, first of all, you had to like show your ticket to the barricade, walk three avenues.
Like it looked like a nightmare logistically. So yeah, I'm glad I didn't go for that reason. I also got home at midnight. Like I'm so tired. I can't keep up with this. I need the finals to end. Games that start at 8.45. Like, excuse me, I'm a mother and a business owner. Like it's not cool.
No, it's really late. And it's kind of a bummer like for the kids. Cause I would love to have them watch some of the game, but to start at 8.45, like then it's just so late. And I did watch. So I start, I watched the beginning of the game. I watched the anthem, which was just so beautiful.
We have to talk about the anthem. So when they said the guy who's singing the anthem name, I'm like, oh, wow, they couldn't get like a bigger name. It's such a big concert. And I know he's like big on Broadway, but like it's very niche New York, which I guess is the point. Oh, my God. Never been more wrong. I had chills. Like, let me tell you, that's up there with the greats. Like it was insane.
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