Chapter 1: What are the highlights from the Life of a Showgirl recap?
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They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. Hope everybody had a splendid weekend. Mine was splendid. Yeah, I went to TJ Maxx. Hey Jax, how you doing?
Doing good. Mine was splendid as well. I made a chili. That's always going to be a recipe for success.
I was actually promised a chili and one never arrived. Ben on Sunday was like, should we make a chili? And I knew something was up, you know, because why would he be so generous? Ben, like low-key, like doesn't like making chili. I'm always like, oh, we should make a chili. And he's like, fine.
He has to film an ad.
He has to film an ad.
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Chapter 2: What happened with Mark Sanchez in Indianapolis?
Oh, what brand is sponsoring his chili? I don't want to spoil it because it's... I don't want to spoil it. OK, well, that's really exciting. But he didn't do his chili for his wife nor his brand work. Is that what you're saying?
No, he's delayed. Content is delayed.
Well, we had the busiest weekend. I'm sure you did. It's a busy time. Yeah, I am going out. You are going to L.A. And he didn't even make you a chili, even though he's trying to court you to go to L.A. And a chili would definitely help move the needle.
I ran out of reasons to say no, and now I actually believe it's a good idea. Like, we should definitely go. How fun is that? Like, I was being a hater, but first of all, the lack of air conditioning in my studio is not going to work for me. Juno, it's 80 degrees. It was 80 degrees yesterday, 80 degrees. It's October. It's been 80 degrees for three days in a row. I've had enough. I'm leaving.
When do you leave for L.A. ?
flights are booked we'll literally be leaving this week in a few merely a few days okay great we also need to like then sync because then you're on la time yes so la swirlies episode will be coming out on our time sorry like i'm not waking up at 5 a.m to podcast like yeah we will probably we'll be like a noon one o'clock show for the east coast swirlies it's not what we are now
We'll be a one, two o'clock show for the East Coast Swirlies. We could record at like nine my time.
No, we have to discuss. We'll figure it out.
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Chapter 3: What was the verdict in Diddy's federal prostitution trial?
We'll coordinate. Don't worry.
I haven't even told you. I had to find a place to live.
Chapter 4: How did Hilary Duff surprise fans at ACL Fest?
I had to get like a stroller. So many things. I had to call Brian Kelly 1,000 times asking. I've never taken Ruby on a plane. So, you know, and literally in the middle of my text messages with him, I said, I feel so privileged to have like... Direct access to you. I would be Googling all these things and Brian knows everything and Brian has two kids.
Chapter 5: What major news was announced about Bari Weiss?
So yeah, we figured it out. We're going to be okay.
We are going to be okay. He's at such a great age to travel. It's really like he's kind of just attached to you.
Yeah, we, like, yeah, it is what it is. Listen, we're doing it.
Chapter 6: What are the latest updates from Love Is Blind Season 9?
Can't turn back now. I'm very excited for you. Same. And then by the time I get back, my new place will get done everything that needs to get done. There's, like, no furniture. Yeah. So much work needs to be done. So you know what? It's good. It's good. Turdy takes LA.
I love LA. Turdy would. I love it. I'm going to be like my co-host is LA. I feel like Ben and Josh. Benny and Joshy. Joshy and Benny. The Knicks are so bad and this is not good. Yeah, except Joshie and Benny will be like Jackson Claude. That's disgusting.
That's disgusting. So I had like a crazy weekend of just like getting all that planned, like buying packing cubes. I now own packing cubes.
I don't want to talk about it. That's like something that kids, like when you have kids, you have packing cubes. I have so many packing cubes.
And I stand by that, like, they're not that, like, different.
They're kind of nice. They're kind of nice because you don't have, like, a, because their clothes are so little that you don't want a huge suitcase with all these little folded individual things. You take out the sack, you put it on the bed, and it's, like, you're staying for a long time, so obviously you'll unpack, but, like, you could kind of keep things in their cubes if it was a shorter trip.
They do serve a purpose, and they make you feel really organized, especially when the clothes are so little.
Yeah.
Yeah, I see people on TikTok always getting their packing cubes. Like, pack with me for whatever. And it's a grown-ass people fitting two pairs of shoes in a cube. Two shirts.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of the CBS News acquisition?
I don't, and I'm an extremely organized person. I live for organization. That's like porn to me. I love cleaning. I love like everything having a place. I don't think packing cubes, I think it's a little bit like internet shtick.
Not, maybe for adults, but I stand by the fact that for kids, you kind of need them for all the little items. There are just so many little items. You can't have them like loosey goosey in a big suitcase.
Yeah, no, I get it. I just like I'm annoyed that that's like the stage of life that I'm currently in.
Yeah, but then there's some cute packing cubes. I do like one color for Harry. I did Amazon same day delivery. One color for Charlie, you know.
Yeah, some of us don't have time to color code. Like we had to get the ones that Amazon could deliver today between 6 p.m. and 11 p.m., you know?
Yeah, I understand.
So that's what's going to and also I'm vlogging today. I look kind of a busy day being like a businesswoman, a mother and like a celebrity. So I thought it would be a good time to day in the life vlog.
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts feel about current pop culture events?
People always ask for that.
So here you go. She chose the busiest day as one should.
Oh, my God. And I left my LaCroix on my desk, which is like 10 feet away. Like, seriously, kill me.
Did I?
Oh, my LaCroix's over there. Didn't you just get up? I did, because I left a light on, so I didn't want to, like, affect the lighting. I'm, like, so all over the place today.
Yeah, I mean, that's, honestly, that's kind of giving, like, L.A. creator. No, it's giving, like, harebrained mother. Oh, for L.A. creator harebrained. But, like, I feel like L.A. influencers are always, like, oh, my God. Like, they're just harebrained as well.
Yeah, yeah. Oh, man, I'm so L.A.
You are. I'm excited to see how it changes you.
Yeah. Like, like I said, I will be forgetting the little people. So if you want me to remember you, like do something nice for me today, you know?
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