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Good morning girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know.
We'll start your day off swirly, it's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Wednesday. It is hump day and I don't really feel like humping anyone I love today because I'm just kind of being bogged down with all the hate I received yesterday. The vitriol once again being thrown my way by the DTQ. I'm being canceled by my own community, the DTQ.
Well, that's why right now we're going into Dear Toasters.
We are doing Deer Toasters today. We also have the Valley Recap.
I just worked my way up to Deer Toasters. Like, I can't just raw dog it.
No, of course not. We are holding space for two things. We will be doing the Valley Recap and Deer Toasters today. It's not our fault. Honestly, it's Anna Wintour's fault. If you want to take your vitriol and your pitchforks, like, take it to her.
Yeah. They're like, well, I would have rather had hour 20 of Deer Toasters than the Met Gala. It's just not how the show works. That's not what, so we should just cancel the toast and do a show called Deer Toasters. And every day it'll be Deer Toasters.
Jackie, don't give them ideas. Um, so we are not going to dilly dally. We have lots to discuss today. Jax, brief check in with you. How you doing?
I'm doing good. I guess I'm like nervous. I guess I won't talk about, not that I really did much yesterday worth mentioning, but now I feel pressure. I feel like this feels like how we used to be in the pink backdrop studio when I watch back old episodes. Not that I do that often. The pre-fest five banter is two minutes.
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