Just A Bunch of Hooey: Friday, March 6th, 2026
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What happened with Britney Spears' DUI arrest?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast and happy Friday. And if I look a little crazy or different, it's because Jackie accidentally gave me a lip plumping gloss before this. So I feel like embarrassed at how big my lips probably look. So I'm sorry. That's why I look just sort of getting ahead of the rumors. I haven't had any surgery. Jackie gave me a lip gloss and I was like, is it a lip plumper? Cause you love lip plumping. Lip plumpers. And you have big lips. I know. My usual plumper is the buxom one. It's not that I love a plumper.
What is the new movie adaptation starring Daisy Edgar-Jones about?
I just love the buxom gloss. So it plumps fine. Then this one, I didn't assume it was going to be a plumper. Like, it's La Mer. I didn't think La Mer engaged in lip plumping activities. In tacky behavior. I hate lip plumpers. Like, they're so clean, girl. They're so, like... Less is more.
What did Daryl Hannah say about her relationship with JFK Jr.?
A thousand percent. And we'll charge you a grand for less. No, I can't believe I put this on. I'm always in your stuff when I'm here. I'm like, oh, I walk into your house. I'm like, hey, I need undies.
Is Travis Kelce returning to the Kansas City Chiefs next season?
So I went into your makeup the other day to just sort of touch up. And I couldn't use any of your lip products because you love Buxom. And I don't know if Buxom makes anything that's not plumping. I don't know if they make a gloss that's not plumping. I hate plumping. First of all, it doesn't work.
What is Morgan Evans' response to Chase Stokes?
I guess my lips are like perpetually cold. Yes, I'm feeling an icy sensation. I'm used to the tingle, but now when I think of how my lips feel right now, it's as if there is icy hot on them.
What are the highlights from the Queenie and Weenie of the Week segment?
It's such a bad thing. It doesn't work, and it just is uncomfortable. Some of them actually really hurt. This one's not so bad.
What happened in the latest episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?
I don't really know better at this point. You don't know anything else. Do I look really swollen? Do I look exactly the same? You look the same. That's what's so crazy about lip plumpers. And it's like you are trying to endeavor for larger lips. I just got filler. Okay. I didn't want to call you out. I just talked about it here. I didn't know. I can't keep. I can't. My upper lip was like curling up underneath and I was not going to be like the girl with the gums.
What are the hosts' final thoughts on the discussed topics?
You know I love when my little sisters get their lips plumped. I know. And I can tell you. I need to call her. I don't know. I actually hadn't gotten lip filler in many years because the last time I did it, I didn't love the way that it looked. But it also kind of changed the shape of my lips forever. So it kind of fixed the problem. In a good way. In a good way. They never went back to my original form. But then after being pregnant and everything, I do think I kind of reverted to my original form. And I said that won't do. So I got lip filler. And this is like the first time I've gotten it. which is probably maybe the third time in total that i've gotten it where i didn't like immediately hate it i got a little bit of a lip flip so my lip stopped moving so much and a little bit in the top lip and i think it looks pretty amazing i feel like i have no idea like what you look like or even myself and i'll know in a year from now like how it looks after you like fully stop breastfeeding when i look at old pictures of me i'm like oh i was like i can like read myself yeah but when we're in it i feel same for you because like we spend so much time together i can't see
And then I look at old pictures and I'm like, Claudia, you were anorexic. But when I was with you, I didn't know that. Even though I am sort of like coming to realize like this is maybe the best Ben has ever looked. And I can't tell you how unfortunate the timing is and how it's actually really not gonna work for me. I guess I'm of course on my journey as well, but we're so far. Ben's sort of at the end of his journey. And he decided to pick that up in my postpartum era, which I feel is grounds for divorce. I'm calling a lawyer. It's insane. Ben looks insane. People will be like, Ben looks so good.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happened with Britney Spears' DUI arrest?
0:03–0:49
2
What is the new movie adaptation starring Daisy Edgar-Jones about?
0:49–1:05
3
What did Daryl Hannah say about her relationship with JFK Jr.?
1:05–1:15
4
Is Travis Kelce returning to the Kansas City Chiefs next season?
1:15–1:29
5
What is Morgan Evans' response to Chase Stokes?
1:29–1:41
6
What are the highlights from the Queenie and Weenie of the Week segment?
1:41–1:48
7
What happened in the latest episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?
1:48–2:09
8
What are the hosts' final thoughts on the discussed topics?
2:09–1:00:50
Speakers
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