Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025
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Who are the hosts of The Toast podcast?
Good morning girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly, it's the toast.
They sound amazing.
What is the DTQ and why was it controversial last week?
welcome back to the toast and happy tuesday hope everybody's having a part delicious definition and of course for delicious tuesday i'm having a brutalicious tuesday because that's a good way to spend bruno is here he heard that rodeo had started coming to work pulling his weight he started to feel guilty and he's back you're having a would you say a brutalicious delicious i'm having a cute delicious what's that
It's kind of a celebratory day in my community. Sorry, community. Because it's Tuesday. And that means that the DTQ.
Oh, so it's a Q-telicious.
Yeah, it's a Q, Q-U-E.
I thought it was like C-U-T-E.
I mean, every day when you're turning the free bush is a cutesy-licious day.
Every day on this show, we're such cuties.
No, it's Tuesday after the vitriol that was sent my way for prioritizing my physical health last week. And yeah, skipping deer toasters. I'm back with a vengeance. I just want to say to the DTQ, I was not only, I not only heard, but was extremely hurt by your words last week. I don't know why we have to attack other segments when we're defending the DTQ. That's really hurtful. I'm sorry. Like I said, I was having a really tough day last Tuesday. This Tuesday, I got nine hours of uninterrupted sleep. I'm good. We will cue. We will DTQ. But I just want to say, some of you were acting really fucking out of control last week.
Some of you should be ashamed of yourselves. Not even the attacking of other segments, which I understand. You're lashing out.
That's where I draw the line personally.
But like that you would make Claudia feel any sort of way.
Yeah.
You could tell she wasn't okay. And that Dear Toasters is more important to you than your girl's health because guess what? Say she powers through that Dear Toasters and you get what you want.
At what cost?
What if she couldn't do the next day and we missed a whole episode because of Dear Toasters? Like you guys really need to put things into perspective and be glad that she quit while she was ahead.
Where I drew the line was people coming for Weenie of the Week. Let's not go there, okay? Just because you love one segment doesn't mean you have to put another segment down.
But if you want to come for Weenie of the Week, you're not hurting anyone, right? Except for Claudia.
You're hurting me, yeah.
But I just think coming for the fact that we didn't do Deer Toasters on... And we're not moving it to another day. We have a schedule.
We have a schedule.
We have things to do. Sorry if you didn't watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and you'd rather have Deer Toasters on. there's a lot of people who listen to this show.
It's a community. And while I love the DTQ, I'm always defending them. You guys turned on me last week and I've been like your advocate. And so I didn't think that that was cool.
She was not the one.
What did the hosts think about trying Crumble Cookies for the first time?
No, but having said that, we are back today with a vengeance. The submissions are amazing. It's gonna be great. Can't wait to hear everyone's thoughts. But look in the mirror. But go easy on me, okay? I am kind of the last standing DTQA, DTQ advocate. And- It's a teachable moment. People throw rocks at things that shine.
It's a teachable moment. Just next time, zoom out a little bit.
Yeah.
Go to Patreon. We have like whole episodes dedicated to your toasters.
Speaking of Patreon. Jackie and I did something yesterday. We literally made ourselves so sick sitting in these chairs. Jackie nor I, we talked about this last week, have ever really tried crumble cookies. I have had a bite of a chocolate chip cookie from crumble once. I feel like I have to say that because people are going to be like, no, you did. But we've never eaten the menu items. We've never participated in crumble culture. And so we did yesterday. And of course, we filmed the entire thing. We tried all seven menu items in these chairs. We had them delivered. It was such a journey of unexpected results. Mm-hmm.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Who are the hosts of The Toast podcast?
0:05–0:26
2
What is the DTQ and why was it controversial last week?
0:26–3:05
3
What did the hosts think about trying Crumble Cookies for the first time?
3:05–4:48
4
How do Jackie and Claudia manage their Patreon and pricing concerns?
4:48–8:09
5
What are Jackie and Claudia's thoughts on watching basketball and supporting Ben?
8:09–11:18
6
What are the details about Jake Paul's postponed fight and potential matchups?
11:18–14:59
7
Who was named People's World's Most Beautiful Woman in 2025 and what is the history of this title?
14:59–22:46
8
What is new with Khloe Kardashian's product launch: Cloud Protein Popcorn?
22:46–1:04:39
Speakers
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