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Chapter 1: Who are the hosts of The Toast podcast?
Good morning girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly, it's the toast.
They sound amazing.
Chapter 2: What is the DTQ and why was it controversial last week?
welcome back to the toast and happy tuesday hope everybody's having a part delicious definition and of course for delicious tuesday i'm having a brutalicious tuesday because that's a good way to spend bruno is here he heard that rodeo had started coming to work pulling his weight he started to feel guilty and he's back you're having a would you say a brutalicious delicious i'm having a cute delicious what's that
It's kind of a celebratory day in my community. Sorry, community. Because it's Tuesday. And that means that the DTQ.
Oh, so it's a Q-telicious.
Yeah, it's a Q, Q-U-E.
I thought it was like C-U-T-E.
I mean, every day when you're turning the free bush is a cutesy-licious day.
Every day on this show, we're such cuties.
No, it's Tuesday after the vitriol that was sent my way for prioritizing my physical health last week. And yeah, skipping deer toasters. I'm back with a vengeance. I just want to say to the DTQ, I was not only, I not only heard, but was extremely hurt by your words last week. I don't know why we have to attack other segments when we're defending the DTQ. That's really hurtful. I'm sorry.
Like I said, I was having a really tough day last Tuesday. This Tuesday, I got nine hours of uninterrupted sleep. I'm good. We will cue. We will DTQ. But I just want to say, some of you were acting really fucking out of control last week.
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Chapter 3: What did the hosts think about trying Crumble Cookies for the first time?
No, but having said that, we are back today with a vengeance. The submissions are amazing. It's gonna be great. Can't wait to hear everyone's thoughts. But look in the mirror. But go easy on me, okay? I am kind of the last standing DTQA, DTQ advocate. And- It's a teachable moment. People throw rocks at things that shine.
It's a teachable moment. Just next time, zoom out a little bit.
Yeah.
Go to Patreon. We have like whole episodes dedicated to your toasters.
Speaking of Patreon. Jackie and I did something yesterday. We literally made ourselves so sick sitting in these chairs. Jackie nor I, we talked about this last week, have ever really tried crumble cookies. I have had a bite of a chocolate chip cookie from crumble once. I feel like I have to say that because people are going to be like, no, you did. But we've never eaten the menu items.
We've never participated in crumble culture. And so we did yesterday. And of course, we filmed the entire thing. We tried all seven menu items in these chairs. We had them delivered. It was such a journey of unexpected results. Mm-hmm.
I don't want to spoil it, so I won't, but if you're looking for our thoughts on crumble as a concept, but also their individual cookies, we did a taste test of this week's menu items on the Patreon. It was hysterical. It was hysterical. We felt so sick afterwards.
Yeah, I don't want to spoil anything, so I'll just say, like, head over to patreon.com slash the toast when you're done listening to this episode. Probably go over on desktop, not the app, otherwise they'll charge you more.
Yeah, just a reminder, we have not raised our Patreon prices, $7.99. As always, that's what we made it when we started. It's like the Costco hot dog. It is $7.99. And no one's interviewing us.
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Chapter 4: How do Jackie and Claudia manage their Patreon and pricing concerns?
So true, $0.99.
With his $4 billion company. So he's so generous with his $1 tea.
Right. Why don't you give it away for free if you're that generous? Nobody's asking us. Yeah, well, if you were to ask us, we haven't changed our prices, although it appears as though we have because if you download the Patreon app on iOS on your phone and subscribe, Apple has started charging a 30% fee. We don't even get that money. That shit blows. That shit goes to Tim Cook's pocket, okay?
So honestly, go to Patreon.com on your computer if you want to sign up. Don't go on. Actually, whatever's easier for you. I don't know your financial situations.
If you want to pay the extra few dollars for the convenience of the app, that's also fine.
But just know those extra few dollars do not line my pockets.
They don't line my pockets. Patreon.com slash a toast.
Yeah. So that was a really fun thing we did yesterday. And then after that, I got an at-home prenatal massage, which like I just, I planned the day poorly. My stomach was rumbling. Like I felt so sick after eating all those cookies. I couldn't even relax.
Yeah, I understand.
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Chapter 5: What are Jackie and Claudia's thoughts on watching basketball and supporting Ben?
But then we're not in bed. And if we're not in bed, we might as well be out of the house. You know what I mean?
Someone who could be in your bed.
Satchel or Romeo.
But Satchie wouldn't be a good pal.
Not an active participant.
And you wouldn't watch on your couch.
I have such a love-hate relationship with my couch.
I mean, you have to get out your binoculars.
No, not, okay, don't be fucking rude. That's not true. I have a very nice, expensive TV in there.
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Chapter 6: What are the details about Jake Paul's postponed fight and potential matchups?
A lot of money. The fans like to like he I don't think he's scared of anyone. I don't think so. And I think at some point he will refight Tommy Fury and he will win.
And we will be there. Like maybe we'll go like we'll be so conscious. Let's go.
Unless it's like across the world. But hopefully it's in Tampa with the rest. Oh, yeah. Was the last one in Dubai? I think so. Or Saudi Arabia. OK, what about Miami? I'm not going to go to that. What about Miami? Yeah, Tampa. They do a lot of stuff in Tampa.
No, that's WWE.
They were in Tampa last night.
Logan. Yeah, because Logan is WWE. Wait, hold on. WWE is headquartered.
The name of the arena was something like the Amelie Arena. Tampa!
Yeah, that's WWE.
Jake Paul was fighting.
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Chapter 7: Who was named People's World's Most Beautiful Woman in 2025 and what is the history of this title?
Right. And Catholics respect beauty.
There was nothing funny about that.
nothing funny about them.
I've been seeing a lot of names being thrown around.
Me too.
Different Cardinals of Cardinals. I've seen six. You've seen six. I saw four, but like two people were like blocked out. Cause the other two are the shiners.
Yeah.
Stars.
I think it'll be a while. They, they go into a state of mourning with like an interim.
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Chapter 8: What is new with Khloe Kardashian's product launch: Cloud Protein Popcorn?
It's so not our problem. You foisted this mechanism onto us.
I understand that please and thank you take up energy. But I think if people get used to asking for things without saying please and thank you, it's going to have a trickle down effect to the rest of society. And I think it's worth the expenditure. I do.
I actually think that's a really brilliant analysis because I was just going to cut out please and thank you. And then it's like, what kind of monster am I?
I don't say thank you. I've moved on because also most of the time they haven't given me what I've really needed.
Oh, are you talking about you don't say thank you in real life or just to AI?
Oh my God.
1000%.
Who's like sitting, having pleasantries with AI?
But I always say please.
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