Chapter 1: What did Hilary Duff's husband say about Ashley Tisdale's mom group essay?
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Get your pillow humping saddles because it's Jackie O. Hey, Jax, how you doing?
Hey, Koji, I'm doing good. We are once again simpatico today. You guys, we are not planning this. We're both wearing blue. We're both wearing blue. I told you I keep it cash on a Wednesday. So I'm wearing this new cute sweater I got.
Some people do casual Fridays.
I do casual Wednesdays. That's when I need a break in my week from all the formality, all the collars.
You are wearing a collar, but okay.
It's a collared sweatshirt.
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Chapter 2: How did Gwyneth Paltrow's personal life impact her career?
It's like a quarter zip.
And I feel cozy. You look cozy. You look gorgie. Thank you so much. I love that we're on the same wavelength of blue.
Yeah, cerulean. It's a blue sort of day.
Chapter 3: What are the details of Matt Khalil's lawsuit against his ex-wife?
You were wearing a sweater handpicked for you by the people in this room. I love that for me. Yeah. I feel like this actually is what Meredith, whatever her name was talking about, Priestley. Like I'm wearing a blue shirt from Amazon. And at one point, this blue was handpicked for me by the people in that room.
No, and the fact that we think it's a coincidence that we're just wearing this blue when so many decisions and people went into the fact that we're both wearing this blue today.
1000%. That will go down in history as like one of the greatest reads of all time. That and Portia. I'm...
Kenya Moore.
No, why can't, why am I having a stroke? Phaedra.
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Chapter 4: Where do Kyle Richards and Mauricio Umansky stand after New Year's Eve?
Phaedra to Kenya.
Right. So you could have a child. So he could get a Coke.
Chapter 5: What happened with Warner Bros. Discovery and Paramount's takeover offer?
Like literally, read of the century. There's a couple in the Hall of Fame. Oh, of course. Pretty much, I would let Gemma know.
That's probably number one. Yeah, definitely. Over here. Hall of Fame. In these parts.
Yeah. We could do a whole episode on that. Patreon.
Love that.
Today's a Wednesday. We've got great stories. Matthew Coma's putting his foot in the Celebrity Mom Saga, officially making it not fun. What other stories? Gwen, it's not a podcast. That's always good.
Bits and bobs. My like headline news today of like my personal life is that Max is two months old today.
Oh, my God. OK, let's take a trip down memory lane.
It's funny how you really stop like counting weeks and months when, you know, after like second baby, third baby, just like less and less. Are you doing pictures like? Oh, no, I didn't even do those for Harry. I didn't do them either. I started doing them for Harry, like, the first month, second month, and then I dropped off, and it, like, made me feel really guilty that I didn't do it.
And knowing that I would never have done that, like, first, second, maybe third baby, like, why would I do, like, I'm so, I've forgiven myself.
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Chapter 6: How does the celebrity mom group dynamic affect public perceptions?
To remember where the blanket is on the day. Yeah. Not for me. Yeah. Okay. I'm glad. But the other day, like someone asked me like how many weeks Max was and I'm like seven, eight joggers. I don't know. I think he's joggers years old. I think he is joggers years old. And also, you know how the bump app, when you're done being pregnant, like it starts giving you your toddler.
Your baby is one week old, two weeks old. Because I went flex past my due date and I never updated the bump app. Like they were sending, they just assumed I gave birth on my due date and they were like sending me like
His gestational.
His gestational age, like, on the wrong day. So I was, like, between weeks. So just, like, kind of advanced. So today I get to, like, call it two months. Zach actually reminded me.
Right, of course, of course. Listen, you're a business owner. You're a mother. Like, you can't remember every date.
But yeah, two months is major.
Major. Well, congrats on making it two months. Thank you. That's also like I used to be like, OK, yeah, the baby's two months. I have breastfed for two months. That's the real milestone.
Yes, it is a fabulous milestone.
Congrats.
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Chapter 7: What does the lawsuit against Haley Khalil reveal about celebrity culture?
But you're only considered a newborn at like the eight weeks.
No, but eight weeks is a milestone like in life for baby. But no, newborn stage is three months. Everything is like zero to three. I'm just letting you know what I heard. Also, if it's the fourth trimester, the trimesters are roughly 12 weeks. Simply letting you know what I heard. Simply letting you know the misinformation that you heard. Won't happen again.
You guys, I'm not the only person who says this.
I can't wait for the comments to be like, no, I heard that too. Like I'm telling you, it's like what people say.
On this huge platform, well, the bump app didn't say it. Like you're no longer a newborn. Should we ask chat? Okay. Let's settle this with chat. Even though if we both put it into chat. How long is a baby considered a newborn for? It'd probably give us different answers.
Wow.
What? A baby is considered a newborn from birth until 28 days. Four weeks. Okay. Four weeks. So one to three months is often called an infant. And then three to 12 is still an infant, but no longer a newborn. So three being the... Pediatricians use four weeks. Okay. That's wrong.
Okay. So you didn't understand the question. Yeah.
Chad is getting so dumb. I'm actually like thinking about making the switch. Two. I've heard good things about Grok.
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Chapter 8: What are the implications of the Warner Bros. Discovery deal with Netflix?
The back of your head is ridiculous. Like a sketch. Yeah, but like from what show? Like something. Not SNL. Can I have your number? Yeah, what's the... It's, um... It's like Mad. Mad TV, Mad TV.
Yeah, okay, okay.
That was everything to me growing up.
Was it? Oh my, that sketch. You were watching Mad TV?
No, I was watching that sketch on YouTube.
That's so funny as a young child.
Not me like quoting Mad TV. I've never seen that show.
And also like Key and Peele.
I've never seen that either.
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