Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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It's Deer Toasters today, so apologies to the DTQ for, you know, for not having my finger on the trigger. I'm like having a stroke. That's okay. You know what's so funny is actually Ben thought he had a concussion last night. He was keeping me up all night about how like he needs to stay awake. Why did he think that? Because he hit his head like pretty hard. Not to laugh.
I mean, it was just like such annoying time because it was like right before bed and like we should have waited. That's always the worst time to hit your head.
Chapter 2: Who are the suitors for Taylor Frankie Paul on 'The Bachelorette' Season 22?
Chat said two hours and I'm like, that would mean we're going to bed at midnight and that's just not going to work for me. And I was kind of like, it was so inconvenient. And I was like, you should stay up. How did he hit his head? He's just like tall and like hit his head on like a thing on the ceiling. I don't know. Like. I wasn't even paying attention. I don't know where he was.
He came into the bedroom and was like, I hit my head. And I honestly wasn't listening.
Chapter 3: What role will Lily Collins play in the upcoming Audrey Hepburn movie?
Like a toddler. Yeah. And I was like, well, I'm sorry, but I need to go to sleep. Good luck staying up for two hours. And you also shouldn't be on your phone or watch TV. So I don't know what you're supposed to do. Just lay in the dark for two hours. But not fall asleep.
Chapter 4: How is Tom Hanks related to Abraham Lincoln in his upcoming movie?
But not fall asleep. And he woke up this morning. So like, we're good. Okay. That doesn't mean that he's not concussed. But he's not dead. And that's really what I care about. Because that would be...
so terrible like concussion are always looming you know what i mean well actually you know ben's sister just got a concussion and it's been like very damaging for the community yeah she's like i have like a two week long headache she went to the doctor like she hit her head in the middle of the day so she hit her head you gotta get the details i feel like she told me we need to know what we need to be looking out for oh actually she did tell me
Chapter 5: What can we expect from Harry Styles as the host of 'SNL' in March?
She was on an airplane and she got up like fast and hit her head on like, you know, the thing. And I said, you know, not to be a fear monger, but that's how Billy Mays died. You know, Billy Mays from the OxyClean commercial suitcase fell out of the thing, hit him right on the head. He went home, went to sleep, never woke up. A lot of people don't know that story. Oh my God.
I can't believe she actually got a concussion.
Chapter 6: What incident did Lisa Rinna fear happened at the 'Traitors' premiere party?
So yeah, she went to like city MD or whatever. And they were like, no, you legit have a concussion. So she was like, she can't work out. She couldn't do all these things. She was like trying to stay off her phone. She had like a kind of a week's long headache, Maddie. So concussion was like on our mind.
Chapter 7: What advice do the hosts give in the Dear Toasters segment?
Cause this is something like Ben's actively been going through. Oh, it's Munchausen he has. So he has a case of Munchausen. Concussion by proxy. Speaking of Munchausen, do we have this story about Lisa Rinna? Yes, of course. Any excuse to talk about traitors on the off days. All set to say, Ben's fine. I forgot how we got here.
Chapter 8: How do the hosts feel about the Valentine's Day drama shared by a listener?
Oh, because I was talking at the beginning of the episode. As if you had a concussion, maybe you also have Munchausen. Because then Ben was in bed being like, chat said, like, if I'm feeling dizzy, you're slurring my words. I'm like, well, you're fine. He's like, yeah, but I feel like I might have a concussion. He was like, I said, might.
It was like the first time that you didn't like call him out for saying a word funny because you're like, go to sleep. Jackie, I was so half asleep. Go to sleep. The inconvenient concussion, like the timing was just not. Well, so is he out of the woods or? I mean, he woke up. But. He might still have a concussion, but like, OK, so you have a concussion. Yeah. Okay.
I remember in like high school, this girl in my grade, shout out, like she was a queen, Diana Barrett. She had a concussion and like it got her out of gym class. And I just remember being like, and she like obviously like played it up because like who doesn't want to like get out of gym class?
And she would like sit on the steps and just being like, and it was like the biggest deal, like this concussion that she had. And I like, it affected me. Look, I'm still talking about it 10 years later, Tony. Um, Yeah, and I never had a concussion. I just felt like it was kind of a slay to have one. Oh, and so you feel like you missed out.
Yeah, and like she didn't have to do like a lot of like things besides gym class, you know, because like you couldn't look at computer screens and like she got like time off from her homework. Couldn't learn. Yeah. Couldn't think. She just had to like lay in bed all day. Right. Yeah. That's, yeah. Well, shout out Diana. I hope you're feeling better. Shout out Diana. I hope you're doing well.
I hope it got better. It gets better, Diana. The way she saw it, left out of everything. Can't play sports with her friend. Everyone's talking about her concussion. They're going to talk about it on a podcast in 20 years. Ten years later. Don't you feel like Tell Me Lies has changed how you see the name Diana? Oh, for sure. I feel like it's a strong, powerful name.
The minute you said Diana, I said, that's my queen right there. What did my queen do? And I don't know what I thought of the name Diana before, but now I think of it as an extremely assertive queen-like name. Well, it is a princess-like name, Princess Diana. Oh, so funny. I never even put it together. Me neither. Honestly, this generation's Diana is Diana. Alicia Crowder.
Did she have a last name? Diana Queen. Wait. Diana, that's my queen right there. Diana, not falling for Steven's bullshit. Yeah. I don't know her last name, but it almost doesn't matter. No, but everybody else had last names. She's like Princess Diana. Excuse me, she's like Madonna. Just Diana.
Mm-hmm.
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