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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing.
Welcome back to the shows and happy Friday. It's a day of celebración because it's Friday, which is amazing. We're back, Jackson, Claude. We've got that smelly BSC out of here. Like, fab, works for me. Hey, Kojerner, what's your truth?
How are you doing?
My truth is that I'm so glad you're back. Although, like, it really was kind of a kismet that you couldn't make yesterday's episode. It was kind of perfect. We needed to hear from Ben.
Chapter 2: How did Taylor Swift express gratitude during her acceptance speech?
Yeah, like...
It just, I like when things work out, you know? Yeah, that really worked out. How are you guys doing like two days post Nick's win where you got to be in the arena for this dark moment? And like, you can't put a price on that.
Yeah. And if you watch the vlog, which is now out, it is, I'm being like, there's like whispers about Oscar nominations. Like everyone is saying that's one of the best vlogs ever. I agree. I worked on it like kind of relentlessly for days and it's very emotional and, It's available now. It's a 45-minute vlog. Like, yeah, everyone's obsessed with that.
And I do reveal, I do, you know, a little price transparency, which is a philosophy I am against. I don't, like, obviously. We know, we know, we know. But I just hate this, like, thing that you have to share.
You don't have to share. But it's like, if you want to make compelling content, we're all talking about the numbers. Everyone wants to know the price. Like, you can share one thing one time, and nobody's going to judge you. Especially because the game that you spent it on.
Priceless.
Priceless.
Priceless. But it's priceful. And it's all in the vlog now on Patreon. Patreon.com. Highly recommend you checking that out. Uh, can't wait to check that out. We really missed you yesterday. And there was like, yes, so much pop culture to talk about from the game. Um, but there really was like, I'm such a, like I drink beer, you know, I'm so into sports.
My whole for you page is like, we're analyzing those last couple of seconds of the game. Like I watched this video. I don't know if you guys know, like when they threw in the ball, cat tipped it, which I just saw that cap tipped it. But do you know that Cat also utilized some fans to help him, like courtside fans? How so?
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Chapter 3: What rumors did Selena Gomez address after the Knicks game?
Just like the behavior. Um, cause no one, like, I feel like I keep equating this to the eras tour and just in terms of like its impact on culture and ticket sales and people were not acting like this at the eras tour. Like people really need to calm down.
I, I, I think in terms of like the dash for tickets, it's similar to the heiress tour.
I think that's where- But it's like cultural impact on a gender?
No. I think this is similar. I don't. I think the comparisons end at tickets.
No, I think also like the way that the city that the event is taking place in like becomes, you know, like Taylorland and all the mayors are getting involved and the local businesses are thriving. Like it's similar to that.
It's similar to like an NBA finals, I would say, or a Super Bowl. It is an NBA final. No, I know, but it's like similar to the thing before it, which is an NBA final.
Yeah, it is similar to an NBA final in the sense that it's also an NBA final.
Or the Super Bowl where there's two teams competing and the city really prospers from the competition.
Yeah, but like... Like all the bagels are blue and orange. Like everyone is, like the dot cakes are blue and orange. Walking around, everyone is wearing blue and orange. Like it reminds me of the Aristotelian in the sense that like it became Swiftville. Like they made it honorary. No, this is crazier. It's crazier. It wasn't even happening in San Antonio.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts feel about celebrity bandwagon fans?
I'm judging you.
100%.
I did want Melanie to go upstairs.
Yeah, I respect KC trying to keep the order in the house, but this is a show, and when crazy people do crazy things, that's the best part. Let them.
Let them theory, you know?
Yeah. He needs to read Mel Robbins. Cracking up. We'll do a full TV recap. We also have Queenie and Weenie. It's Friday. We have stories. My girl's back. I really missed you. I missed you too. It's so much work doing the stories and the ads.
It's a two-person job. For as much as we complain about splitting the paycheck. Yep.
it's true I do and I you know what I do complain about splitting the paycheck and I want to let you know like I do resent you for that but like we both earn our keep it's too much work it's true it's true did Ben have fun I think so yeah I think so he's so funny and so dramatic I actually can't handle it his childhood trauma yeah no but I guess that that is a funny conversation that they talk about on the good guys like Josh sort of had this like
kind of not like dark, but like definitely challenging childhood and more so than the average. And like, here's Ben, who's just like so normal. His parents are still married. Okay. Like it's insane. The two could not have had genuinely, even though they're both like chubby Jews from New York, they could not have had more different upbringings.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of Selena Gomez's social media behavior?
Selena.
And she has a couple of other woe-dy friends. Yeah.
And she's just blind to it. Well, which is kind of a good quality. Like she loves her friends like just very... wholeheartedly and blindly and that's what you want in a friend. But like public perception and just like as a third party, it's like Selena just looks crazy all the time. Like every time we talk about her on the toast, it's like what crazy thing did Selena Gomez? And you know what?
She had to take a major break from this nutty social media behavior. Also Hailey Bieber was at the game. So like, I know it's not right that like they constantly get pitted against one another, but like they both, I feel like every time Hailey posts something, she like makes sure it's not gonna be misinterpreted. They have to constantly be thinking about one another.
Chapter 6: How do Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber's public perceptions compare?
And I think that Selena likes- that like she has plausible deniability, but like a lot of times she probably is talking about Hailey. She's like, what are you talking about? I'm from San Antonio. Like she likes that she has that. She's from Pensacola. We had gotten a big break.
I feel like we haven't talked about, cause she's always queen of like, I'm taking a break from social media and then coming back and like starting stuff. It's been a while. I felt like now that she got married, like she had grown up. I know.
I keep remembering that she's married to like a sound of mind individual. So I'm like, okay. He's not like that sound of mind.
No, he is. Do you hear him on Jay Shetty? Do you hear him on Jay Shetty?
yeah he definitely has like an image of one thing but his Jay Shetty interview was really he has an image and like Lil Dicky and all that stuff that I'm like not participating in but like I've heard him talk like farting on his podcast I've heard him talk long form the man has a brain it's true um so I thought that we were behind this like very sophomoric behavior we're not um
Is there any way her and Taylor aren't friends?
No, but is everybody, did you just like come up with the theory that it's about Hailey? Because by the way, it's about Hailey.
People had thought that too, yeah. By the way, it's about Hailey. By the way, Hailey is from Nyack, New York. Yeah, do you know that she's from Nyack?
I didn't know she's from Long Island or New York.
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Chapter 7: What does Miranda Hope's debut single reveal about her story?
Or like the Bronx?
No, no, no. Nyack is upstate. What is it? It's near Westchester. Oh yeah, you weren't wrong, Bronx, yeah. So all the Baldwins, you know, Massapequa, that's where Alec is from. Sounds like a magical place. No, she's talking about Hailey. Like, if we're gonna be pointing fingers, like, okay, let's talk about, you know who it's about? It's about Tate McRae. Like, bitch, you're Canadian.
Like, what are you doing here?
It could be about Kyle. But like, when I see like non-New Yorkers at the game, and like, and I am a New Yorker, by the way, I could give two shits.
No, seriously, people don't care.
I'm not counting where everyone's from.
The only people I think who actually care are San Antonio fans because it is annoying that everyone's joining the other side.
Yeah. I also saw people were saying Taylor was just rooting against the Knicks at that other game.
However. So Ben and I dived into it. However. She was not rooting.
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Chapter 8: What insights does the Love Island recap provide about the contestants?
She wasn't wearing one stitch of red. She wore actually blue denim. Yeah. Which if we wanted to look into. And you weren't allowed to wear Knicks swag courtside. You were not allowed. Travis was wearing red. A red Cavs hat. But Taylor has a longstanding. Track record of rooting for Knicks. Relationship. Yeah. And the thing is, she's from Pennsylvania. Pensacola.
She is, I believe, an Eagles fan because her dad is like a big Eagles fan. But she sort of lived all over and she has lived a lot in New York. She's also lived a lot in LA. So like, I'll allow it.
No, I'm not questioning her Knicks fandom at all. It was just funny that people were saying that, but still. I actually don't think Selena was talking about Taylor. Honestly, I think like Selena's talked about celebrities at the game and then the biggest celebrity at the game was Taylor. So like people just make everything about Taylor.
But I guess like Selena and Taylor like should have gone together because Selena's like a lifelong Spurs fan and this is a really big deal. So Taylor's going to the game. Like why didn't they go together? I know Selena was in London. Only Spurs fan courtside. I saw, well the thing is, if you're wearing plain clothes, it's really kind of impossible to tell.
I think I had seen, I was actually looking, I saw one woman wearing a Webinyama jersey in the second row. In the second row. I don't know. Selena is just a funny one. But this is what I said to Ben the other day, so I apologize, I'm repeating a lot today. We have this wedding coming up that's gonna be like a true litmus test of where Taylor's at with everyone.
We will know, and it's a big wedding. It's 1,000 people, according to sources. So we will know who she's good with. And we will know who she's not good with.
But let me just tell you, Taylor loves Selena.
I know. Taylor loves Selena. It's kind of like her Achilles heel. State of Grace is about Selena Gomez. You're my Achilles heel. And she gives her a lot of grace. Yeah, literally. Are you ready for our next story? We're moving so slowly today. We are moving so slow. We have so much to do.
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