The Five F's: Monday, March 9th, 2026
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What backlash did Timothée Chalamet face from the ballet and opera communities?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday after Daylight Savings. We've sufficiently sprung forward. And I just want to say this is Monday's not the vibe like at all. It's not. Daylight Savings is not the vibe. I'm not going to go on and on about why it's just not. I don't feel like it needs to be explained. It doesn't need to be said. I feel like we're all aligned. We're waiting for... Our civil servants to do something about it. So true. I just can't take it anymore. Cancel daylight savings, especially this one.
The other one. But them kids in Alaska. Okay.
What renovations is Donna Kelsey making to her Florida home?
The other one where we get an extra hour of sleep, like fine, fine. But that means that we have to deal with this one where we lose an hour. And they both, they cancel each other out. Like the goodness of one. Like I don't need either. I need for nothing in this life. Okay. No. And it's, it's such a, like a startling change of lifestyle.
What happened during the burglary at Rachel Zoe's Los Angeles home?
So true. Do you know what I mean? Now we'll go to bed later because it stays light later.
How did Rihanna's mansion become a crime scene this weekend?
We're kind of up with the sun and down with the sun. I remember in the summer, we would go to sleep really late because it's still light out. And then when daylight savings happened in the fall, it got dark so early. And that's when we did our major bedtime move up. And it's just a lot of change. It's a lot of change. Some of us can't really handle it. And I'm just not interested. And I find that in time.
What was the interaction between Kevin Costner and Brooks Nader at the Las Vegas Casino?
It's spring forward. I just like happened to be like, I don't go anywhere at night, you know, but like I had dinner plans. I had had a cocktail and then I like lost an hour.
What tough conversations does Alix Earle anticipate with her stepmom in her new reality show?
It's really hard enough to have a cocktail and then wake up and be a parent, right? And I just find that like, had I known obviously that it was a spring forward, I would have chosen a different night for my one night out, you know? Yeah. Also, Dana was here this weekend and her flight was Sunday morning and she left my house at like 10 a.m. But it meant she left my house at like 9 a.m. We literally lost an hour of friendship.
What is Dave Portnoy's new book 'Cancel Me If You Can' about?
And like, For what? An hour? No one has sufficiently explained to me You told me it was about the kids in Alaska getting on the bus in the morning, and that's not true. Initially, it's for the farmers.
What are the implications of celebrity privacy in relation to recent events?
Okay, but Bill Gates owns all the farms. So what now? No, and we have lights. We have technology. Correct. I lost an hour of friendship. Dana said that she literally would have come a different weekend if she knew, because she didn't even get to come that long because of her kid's schedule. She got here Friday afternoon. She had to leave Sunday morning so that they wouldn't get home too late or anything. So she was probably here all in all, like, 36 hours, 40 hours, make it 39. It's so crazy. It's so upsetting. I did so much this weekend. Like I nourished really a lot of different parts of myself. I've finished a book for the first time since like, I actually don't even know the last book I read in full. It might've been while I was pregnant.
I like didn't read a lot when I was pregnant. Excellent book. Oh, I brought it for you here. Oh, thank you. Yeah, I took the book jacket off because I'm just like, so like, this is so organic. You know what I mean? You're not reading a book. You're reading a novel. Yes. No, I'm literally like living in the 1900s. It was such a good book. If you if you like, don't let anyone see the title. I know the title is not like, no, I like the title for Swirlitude. But like, you know, for clout, it doesn't give serious novel. It doesn't give clout. But you wouldn't know that I read like a historical fiction novel based on the life of real life showgirl, Evelyn Nesbitt. Yeah. If you were into the, I just know Taylor read that book.
For sure. It sounds like a, like what's her name in the showgirl song? Kitty. Her name is Evelyn. Her name is Kitty. Made her money being pretty and witty. They literally gave her the keys to this city.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What backlash did Timothée Chalamet face from the ballet and opera communities?
0:03–0:54
2
What renovations is Donna Kelsey making to her Florida home?
0:54–1:11
3
What happened during the burglary at Rachel Zoe's Los Angeles home?
1:11–1:16
4
How did Rihanna's mansion become a crime scene this weekend?
1:16–1:38
5
What was the interaction between Kevin Costner and Brooks Nader at the Las Vegas Casino?
1:38–1:45
6
What tough conversations does Alix Earle anticipate with her stepmom in her new reality show?
1:45–2:05
7
What is Dave Portnoy's new book 'Cancel Me If You Can' about?
2:05–2:18
8
What are the implications of celebrity privacy in relation to recent events?
2:18–1:02:28
Speakers
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