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Chapter 1: Who are the hosts of The Toast podcast?
morning girlies it's the toast it's jackson claude and we're your hosts it's your favorite show the fast five things you need to know we'll start your day off swirly it's the toast they sound amazing
welcome back to the toast and happy hump day don't forget to have someone you love speaking of somebody i love and somebody who is like seriously always humping me i have to like literally call the police to get her off of me it's jackie oh and speaking of the most truthful person i know that's me never tell a lie it's cogers wojers in a jean jacket tell us about this cogers
You know, this thing that you do where you just acknowledge what I'm wearing, you have to stop. We have limited options.
The thing that I do where I see you?
Yeah. Just don't address my clothing. The options are so beyond limited these days. For you to even, like, talk about what I'm wearing is hurtful, okay? So just fuck off, okay?
Even though jean jacket is a classic and all-American look.
I didn't think it was, like, even, like, so crazy, but whatever. I didn't think it was so crazy that day I wore a vest.
You didn't think it was worth mentioning. Well, I'm just always seeing you, and when you have something different, like you're wearing a pad, like, I just can tell.
I'm wearing a pad today, too. Oh, wow. Yeah, no, you can always see me, so why don't you just close your eyes?
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Chapter 2: How did acupuncture help Claudia with her pregnancy symptoms?
I wouldn't say every day, but I would say a lot of days.
Okay. So like it's a success.
Yes, it's an improvement. Now, I wanted to apologize for briefly ending yesterday's episode. You know how it genuinely pains me to let down the DTQ. I would cut any segment before I cut Deer Toasters. I take it really seriously. So you just know I had to have been in a bad spot, and I really was. And I was not going to share, you know, but... The story has a happy ending, so I will share.
I've had a really rough couple of days. Seriously, so physically unwell. It's just really crazy the expectation that pregnant women are supposed to survive on no sleep. Sleep has always been a priority for me. I've never experienced a life with weeks of no sleep. It's crazy. And it messes with you physically, emotionally, mentally.
And I really was having a bad couple of days, and I'm like, there's no way the rest of pregnancy is gonna be like this. I'm not fucking okay. And I had an acupuncture appointment. Literally, I had an acupuncture appointment. I'm like, not this bullshit. Like I was about to cancel. I'm like, I'm not going all the way uptown. I was so tired. And I was like on the verge of tears.
Everything was like making me want to cry. And I went and I was so annoyed when I left because when I got out of the session, I realized she didn't put any needles in my pinky toes, which is the pressure point. I'm going to acupuncture to flip my baby, okay? So I went all the way uptown to flip the baby. And... She didn't put any pressure points. I'm like, oh wait, do we not do that every week?
She was like, we do. But you were telling me, she asked me how I was feeling before. And I just like, I almost started crying. Like I unloaded. She was like, so I thought we would tackle that. And I have two appointments every week. So the other appointment can be for flipping baby. When I tell you, I left with tears in my eyes. I was so mad.
I'm like, I did not just waste $200 and so much of my time to not even flip this fucking baby. And I told her that like, I can't sleep, my legs are killing me, I'm up all night, I pee every two hours, I wake up drenched in my own sweat. So whatever, I get home, Ben made me feel better, he made me dinner. I had a little, I can't say, because I had a little tummy.
It's like, that was the other thing, I haven't eaten a proper like- Oh, you didn't have sausage and peppers? No, Ben made sausage and peppers for himself. I haven't had like a nutritious meal, so I'm feeling weak, like everything, and I was just like, fuck it, I needed a fucking meal, okay?
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Chapter 3: What is the significance of Spritz's nationwide availability?
It's a cause to celebrate.
It is. And if you support women, you'll have a spritz.
Definitely, because it's a female founded business.
And I just want to speak to, I need to get on my high horse for one more second and then I promise we'll talk about something else. I want to speak to the woman out there who is pregnant and being like, who feels like she's 39 weeks and six days pregnant. Like there's no way she could go on one more day like this. But you're not, like you still have like a couple of weeks left.
book an acupuncture appointment. $200, I would have paid $2,000. It is worth, have your friends, everybody wants to get you a gift, tell everybody Venmo you $50, okay? Like, acupuncture. No, like, no, it's expensive. Like, go. It is... Life changing.
Do you think they're and by the way, I've been seeing a lot of acupuncture propaganda in a positive way. You know, it's positive and I'm a believer and I I want to try it. But do you think there are acupuncturist practitioners who are quacks and like they don't know what they're doing? They're just like sticking needles in you.
Yes, and so that's why I feel like for this particular thing, like sometimes it's okay to cheap out and like go to like a massage parlor that's a hole in the wall because a rub is a rub, you know? But this is needles. Yes, I like, my place is fancy. It's actually like a doctor's office.
Yeah, I think you got to go fancy.
I agree, that's what I'm saying. Like it's expensive, but it is worth it.
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Chapter 4: Why was Spotify down and how did it affect the hosts?
Yeah, sure. And the pants. As you guys know, I have like long stood against Sam Hunt and everything he stands for. Like I could acknowledge that there was a time and place where he was making really good music and was well on his way to being the next Morgan Wallen. And I bet he looks at Morgan Wallen and wants to vomit because like that literally should have been him.
But with his, you know, grotesque personal life choices, I just couldn't get behind him. And for some reason, I really started to hate him like more than I needed to.
More than the usual DUI.
Yeah, he became the face for me of the DUI movement.
1,000%.
And I think a lot of it had to do with the way he talks things. That also makes him easy to hate. And Jackie was recently talking about the song 2016 and how it makes her cry. So I was like, sure, I'll put it on. And then I ended up listening to Sam Hunt for an hour. Old music, and I forget how much I used to listen. Like I knew the whole Montalvo album, you know?
Yeah, we got Montevelo. We were all there.
Whatever it's called. And then the new music, like, okay, Samhain, I see you. You've got a cold heart and a cold heart truth. Like, let me tell you, I am woman enough to admit when I'm wrong. I know everybody thinks like I'm not, like, lively, like she'll never admit it. Like, no, I can admit when I'm wrong. It will take me years.
But I'm a patient person.
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Chapter 5: What are the details about Patreon price changes?
Well, yeah, of course. There's always something fresh. But, like, I do think, like, how you sometimes look at your time hop and you happen to be wearing the same outfit you wore a year ago today. Yeah.
Very cosmic energy.
Yeah. Like, there's just something about the season that has us talking about, like, Kacey Musgraves. It just is. And also, she tweeted something, and so she's in the news, like, just saying.
Is she in the story today?
I think I had six. I was whittling down to five. She might not make the cut.
That's okay. I don't know about her tweet.
We'll see. I'll decide during the ad. So it'll be really kind of like a suspense.
A game time decision.
A suspenseful experience for you guys. Will we talk about Casey or will we not? Stay tuned.
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Chapter 6: Who made the Time100 Most Influential People list in 2025?
Not a subway, but like Amtrak.
Yeah, it depends which train. But like, you know, you got to be aware of your surroundings. You're walking to work. You can't be like, you know. If you're walking, no, no. So don't endanger yourselves, but maybe let this be the push that you need to watch on YouTube. And of course, subscribe while you're there. And some of you bitches who watch every day, like feel free to subscribe.
Feel free to subscribe, but like it actually makes no difference where you choose to consume us as long as you do. Like seriously.
Oh my God. I'm so glad you brought this up. I need to, we need to make an announcement. There are rumors swirling about us.
Give it to me, coach.
That we have raised our Patreon price.
Oh.
$7.99.
Always, always, always, always, always. And as of last month, if you subscribe to Patreon via an Apple product, like an iPhone, on the Patreon app, Apple has now begun to charge you like a 30% fee. So it's like $11.99 now. So people think we have raised our prices. We have not. We are not making more money. No. What you can do is go to your pewter, go to patreon.com.
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Chapter 7: What are the hosts' opinions on the Kardashian family’s payment structure?
Oh, and then he was fighting with Charli D'Amelio's fans.
Well, okay, so this AI tweet is, like, there's no nuance in this tweet. He just, he did surpass Charlie as, like, the most followed person at one point. So, of course, like, the Charlie demiliators were like, but there wasn't real drama, no.
Oh, okay. Well, AI thought that there was. But honestly, I'm going to say, like, AI is not the foremost authority in this conversation.
I know. Because influence is, like, it's not a tangible thing.
By the way, it's very human.
Yes, and you could have more followers, but be less influential. So AI only sees numbers.
It's true. One day they'll get there, but today they're not the authority. Then Nicole Scherzinger by Patti LuPone. What? Okay, thank you for that reaction.
That's crazy. I know she had a big year, like she had a really successful Broadway show, but like, I'm sorry, that's crazy.
Kristen Wiig by Marielle Heller.
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