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The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

Fri, 02 May 2025

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Kelly Clarkson’s new song ‘Where Have You Been’ inspired by Meryl Streep and Martin Short (New York Post) (23:10)Ed Sheeran Presses ‘Play’ on Upcoming Album With Nostalgic Single ‘Old Phone’ (Rolling Stone) (29:23); Ed Sheeran Resurfaces Throwback Taylor Swift Selfie and Past Kanye West Joke (People)‘Southern Charm’ Alum Naomie Olindo Is Dating Brooks Nader’s Ex-Husband Billy Haire (Us Weekly) (33:59)Ice Spice Goes Instagram Official With New York Jets Star Sauce Gardner (E! Online) (37:10)Kelsea Ballerini Reveals She Auditioned to Play Jennifer Coolidge’s Assistant on The White Lotus Season 2 (People) (47:25)Queenie and Weenie of The Week (52:03)The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Lean InThe Camper and The Counselor by Jackie OshryMerchThe Toast PatreonGirl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Chapter 1: Who are the hosts of The Toast podcast?

10.261 - 34.735 Jackie Oshry

it's jackson claude and we're your hosts it's your favorite show the fast five things you need to know we'll start your day off swirly it's the toast they sound amazing Welcome back to the toast and happy Friday. Fridayries. Friday. Friday. Yay. Yay that it's Friday.

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35.395 - 52.633 Claudia Oshry

Yes. Another conclusion to a parjalicious definition week, actually. Kind of not to be dampering the mood. kind of coming to an end on one of the last few weeks of toasty realness before maternity leave.

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53.014 - 55.875 Jackie Oshry

Wow. Not to dampen the mood, though.

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56.195 - 59.817 Claudia Oshry

Well, I have been wanting to bring up sort of the elephant in the room, right?

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59.837 - 60.037 Jackie Oshry

Okay.

61.198 - 76.222 Claudia Oshry

I am taking maternity leave. I don't know if I've mentioned I'm kind of with child. And we've been making lots of plans. And I feel like I want to talk about it more. I feel like it's this thing we're all circling the drain on. But I want to assure the listeners of the fabulous plans we have for them.

76.422 - 84.244 Jackie Oshry

It's true. I was just going to sort of like drop you into fabulosity, eyes wide shut. But we could go into it eyes wide open, sure.

84.904 - 89.007 Claudia Oshry

Well, I think everybody knows that the month of June is going to be like a fabulous time.

89.027 - 93.411 Jackie Oshry

Jackie Owen friends is what we're calling it. I'm Jenna Beshaker. I'll be talking to my friends.

Chapter 2: What are the maternity leave plans and summer schedule for The Toast?

291.135 - 298.877 Claudia Oshry

Yeah. But see when people say we miss Claudia, like it's so nice. Right. But it also makes me feel a little bit bad. So like, I don't, I don't, maybe don't say it.

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299.237 - 299.697 Jackie Oshry

Oh, okay.

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300.237 - 302.378 Claudia Oshry

You know? Cause I'm like, well, maybe I should be back at the toast.

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303.297 - 322.226 Jackie Oshry

I understand, but no, you have to do what's best for you. You have to listen to your body and you need to like give yourself space to embark on this new chapter. Like it's one of, if not, it is the biggest thing that you will do as a human being. So like a couple weeks of clothless toast while we chit chat with some other people, give some people some shine.

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323.484 - 324.685 Claudia Oshry

Oh, you know that kills me too.

324.865 - 326.566 Jackie Oshry

I know. Okay, I shouldn't have said it like that.

326.586 - 327.787 Claudia Oshry

Giving other people my platform.

327.827 - 330.448 Jackie Oshry

Yeah, like your spotlight. Like that we've built. That we like, yeah.

330.549 - 332.029 Claudia Oshry

We literally have like bled for.

Chapter 3: How are Jackie and Claudia preparing for upcoming personal and professional events?

2129.464 - 2129.444 Jackie Oshry

1,000%.

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2129.484 - 2152.381 Claudia Oshry

Yeah. Naomi also, like, makes good relationships. I know that, like, what happened with Matul was bad, right? But before that, he was, like, this very handsome, very promising young man, right? He was going to become this big doctor, really big, cute family, handsome face. Like, she does pick men well. Now, obviously, Matul ended up being, like, a cheater.

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2153.221 - 2159.767 Jackie Oshry

And, like, when you watch the show, he was, like – Mean. Diet shaming her. Like, it was weird with food. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Weird with food and working out.

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2159.787 - 2171.316 Claudia Oshry

But I'm talking about, I'm talking about men on paper. Okay, on paper. All their resumes are Pardulish. Yeah, Craig too. Well, I think a lot of people were perhaps holding out hope that, like, Craig and Naomi would get back together. I'm not one of those people.

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2171.637 - 2177.061 Jackie Oshry

I'm not, and I like them so much both separately, so you would think I would be. But, like, no, I think there's just, like, too much that, like...

2178.002 - 2200.985 Claudia Oshry

yeah history they're both also so changed from the people that they were when they were dating i think that we just always see them like she would always just see him as like craig in the sewing and like you know and yeah no the relationship also ran its course like i was sad when they broke up but it's not the right but i do think since craig has become single people have been like maybe like she's the one that got away i didn't think so um but this kind of put a kibosh on that yeah happy for her

2202.031 - 2202.371 Claudia Oshry

Me too.

2202.391 - 2205.294 Jackie Oshry

Come back to Southern Charm with your mans now.

2205.594 - 2210.859 Claudia Oshry

No, no, no. Once you are with a billionaire, you don't need a reality show. You're good. Enjoy your new life.

Chapter 8: What personal anecdotes and pop culture news do the hosts share on this episode?

2473.605 - 2473.865 Claudia Oshry

Okay.

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2475.086 - 2478.61 Claudia Oshry

So I just think like, oh, I mean, remember Logic?

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2479.751 - 2479.991 Jackie Oshry

No. No.

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2481.095 - 2503.224 Claudia Oshry

Right. He was that like rapper with the glasses who had the song about like the suicide hotline. And oh my God, that year at the awards, like he was everywhere. They're like logic, logic, logic, logic. Where is logic? I also feel that way about Khalid. Wow, throwback. Right? He was everywhere. These people for like one or two years who are just like the darlings of the music industry.

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2503.244 - 2503.925 Jackie Oshry

Alessia Cara.

2505.005 - 2507.407 Claudia Oshry

Alessia Cara, yes.

2507.867 - 2511.089 Jackie Oshry

If Alessia Cara has no fans, where am I?

2511.629 - 2513.23 Claudia Oshry

That's a really good one too.

2513.311 - 2517.113 Jackie Oshry

I would have listened to anything she put out. I loved every song she put out.

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