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Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the toast and happy Monday. Hope everybody had a glorious weekend. Glorious clarity. Clarity is feeling glorious. Are you feeling glorious? That's so good. No, but I'm feeling good. I peed, by the way, last night I peed one time in the night. Slay the house down boots. Like seriously, that's, I can't ever pee, like not pee in the night.
So the fact that I peed once, like you guys, you bitches could never. And that's on being dehydrated. No, and I got a new hydro jug, a really cute one. The pink in them? Yeah, the pink in them. So I've been trying to like stay on top of my water and it's been great. But like actually the other night I peed four times.
So I have to find a balance between like staying hydrated with my cute little hydro jug. But also I need to live. I need to sleep. So it's been tough. It's been a challenge. Thank you so much for asking about me.
No, staying hydrated is a tough business. Last week on Monday, New Year, New Me, I drank an entire glass.
thermos before the toast by yesterday I was first sip of coffee like first sip coffee but today's a Monday reset I'm giving the thermos the old college try so I am on my second I am on my second cup of coffee like stop it also I had heard this statistic I'm just like constantly looking for pregnancy like statistics and studies like that can
allow me and encourage me and make me feel good about drinking soda. And so the last one I saw was like, totally fine to drink soda. As long as like for equal parts soda, you're also having water. So like yesterday I had a- Flushing it out. Yeah, yesterday I had like a huge soda at lunch and I got a- huge water with it and I drank both. I'm so sick of it. Water is just sick.
Like I miss the days where I could literally go days without drinking water, like without consequence. You know, now it's not even about me anymore. It's about something else. So I have to do what's right. And I'm just looking forward to being able to like treat my body like a shithole again. You know, I miss that energy.
It's true.
Without the guilt, you know.
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