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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the toast and happy, what is it, Thursday? Thursday. It should be a Friday, you guys. It's meant to be a Friday. It's enough, is what it is. It's a glitch in the matrix. I was getting ready this morning. I'm like, it's giving Friday. Getting down on Friday. However, it's Thursday. Make it make sense. Literally things I can't do. That.
I think the election, like it wasn't meant to be on Tuesday. Like it's more of a latter half sort of thing. It's so true. Like it should be on Thursdays that we find out Friday and then we can all just sort of like sit with the results and then reset by Monday. Agreed. Yeah.
That's not what our founding fathers had in mind. They said, you'll sit with it on a Thursday and you'll like it. That's exactly what they said. That's what they said. How was your birthday? My birthday was amazing. Wow, her birthday was amazing, you guys. Did it have to do with all the positive sort of accolades on my performance?
Yes, your beautiful rendition of happy birthday. But it was just like everything you could hope for in a day of just like good vibes, good times, good people. So sorry.
Someone made fun of me in the comments. I saw that comment too. It was so funny. I don't even know what they're talking about until right now. I guess I oftentimes get a frog in my throat and I push through. Yeah, you don't like say, oh, excuse me, and then keep going. You just keep talking until the frog goes away. That sort of perseverance is what we love about you. Thank you.
Well, this was a big frog, so. Unavoidable. Frog, be gone. Jax, you got to kiss a couple of frogs.
you gotta kiss a couple frogs so as I was saying pre-frog just like good times good vibes and I just had like a really lovely beautiful day with my family at home and um like nothing crazy happened I did get a massage which is all I really ever want on my birthday so that was like a little special treat but like Olivia cooked us dinner last night so we had dinner at her place I didn't have to cook all day or clean up she's powering through that frog
What is it? Oh my God, I don't know. Are you a smoker? No, I feel like that comment jinxed me. Yeah, can you get rid of it though? How? Cough, drink, I don't know, snort. Do what you need to do. Are you sick?
No. Okay. No. There's always, like, a low-grade sickness going around. Am I right, kids? I mean, are you sick? In the head. No, like, there's a cough in my house. Like, I haven't been coughing. Anyways, frog, be gone. Hopefully that works. We cast a spell on the frog. If I'll just finish my birthday. Thank you, Olivia, for cooking, even though Brian Gate threatened to come between us once again.
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