Dave Portnoy
Appearances
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
That might be my superpower. You can all try and stop me.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Thank you. Are we live right now? Yeah, yeah, we're live. Oh, okay. I was like, oh, this is really nice. I was thinking maybe you were going to say all this before we started taping. No, man. We've been recording for an hour. Yeah, it's awesome. I'm happy you guys got to see it. It's really cool, man. It's a dream. It's like I work in a fun factory.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Well, it's the... Rob Dyrdek, I was such a huge fan of him and Robin Big. And I remember when he built that, whatever it was, 20 years ago.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
That's what I want to do for a living. And you did it. Yeah. Can I say one funny thing, though? So we built this in November 2023 is when we moved in. And I take my kids here all the time. Your kids? Yeah, three of them. Are you serious? Yeah.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
No, I mean, that's not a secret. They're very much, I mean, I don't put them online.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Yeah, no, I don't put out their pictures or their names because I know that they're going to have a pretty fucked up reckoning when they get to like 10, 11.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Yeah, I got three little kids. So I bring them here all the time to run around on the weekends. I have the little toy trucks and stuff. And then so they love it. They think it's the coolest thing ever. It is. They fucking love it.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Then, maybe it was like four months ago, Dude Perfect opened their new office, and my son watches Dude Perfect, and he watched their tour of their new office, and he was just like, where are your go-karts? Yeah. Why does your shit suck? Yeah, your bitch sucks.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
You know, I saw Dude Perfect. I think they do. I think they're like deep state media because they did a they did like a fun run at my son's school in kindergarten. And all you do is compete and you get a prize. The prize was Dude Perfect backpacks. So every kid walks out with a Dude Perfect backpack, and they're just like, this is awesome. And then boom, they're hook, line, and sinker.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Do kindergarten parties where they get bottles of Poroso. Poroso sippy cups. Sippy cups. Get them real young.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Rogue can do it. This is fucking brilliant. All right, what was the deep dive? Okay. Well, first of all, are you Jewish? I am non-practicing. My dad was or is. My mom is not. Your mom is not, so you're not. So half.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
You and Gary Goldman.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
I was one of those kids when I was like younger. I hated all religion. Like I've gotten more mature where if you think that religion is important to you and your relationship with God is important to you. I'm not going to judge.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
But I was that like shithead kid who's like, this is bullshit. Yeah, yeah. Like, why are we doing anything that was told to us, you know, 3,000 years ago? Yeah. And I've kept that pretty consistent throughout my life.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Yeah, my kids are not.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Yeah. Be a good person. Yeah, yeah. That's the thing. I understand religion can instill those type of foundational things, morals and everything, but I hope that I am able to do that on my own without religion.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Awesome. The buildup was great. They could have just ended the movie being like, we picked a random guy.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Ace Ventura?
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
I can't wait to get to actual movies. I'm still in the Despicable Me, Paw Patrol. Yeah, they lost their minds.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
About to be six, four, and two. God, man. Boy, girl, boy. Three is a lot.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Three is a lot. You're outnumbered for the rest of your life. It's a lot. God. Yeah.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Yeah.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Yeah, yeah. We go to... I haven't... I take my kids on some trips. Some trips they're not invited to because it's like... You're also too young, man. A two-year-old is like... When we go anywhere near a pool, he just tries to kill himself. Of course.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Right.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Right. Eventually, I'll love that. It'll be awesome. Next year, I'm going to take the Final Fours in Indianapolis. I'm going to take my son to that because it's a drive. You know what I mean? That's going to be awesome. That'll be awesome. But no, there is a place we go to in the Bahamas, Bahamar. Have you guys ever been there? Uh-uh.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
it's the best and I say this because I'm a very easy guy if you give me a pool and a casino I'm in so it's a full like resort but there's a full casino sports book there's like 20 restaurants on the resort there's also a free water park attached to it and it's like I do this without my kids I've asked you a version of this before but like for like that vacation do you go in with like a number yeah so you go I'm just gambling this
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Yeah, and then I'll probably hit the ATM again. But yeah, I actually did well this trip. Really? Oh, good. Sweet.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Yeah, Bert, you text me every now and then being like, is this a good bet? I'm like, dude, you're like, I know I gamble a lot. You saved me like 10 grand. I think you wanted to bet like Baker Mayfield to win the MVP.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Okay, and then what are you going to do when he gets cut?
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
I don't think he's going to, I think he'll be a good backup somewhere for a long time.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Maybe in Cleveland. Maybe he'll stick around in Cleveland. He's he's OK. He's just like you have to be you have to have like incredible arm talent in the NFL. You have to have something that's elite. But maybe he can maybe he can make it as a backup. And like that's a pretty good life. Chase Daniel made millions and millions of dollars. I think there's someone did it like a breakdown.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
He's like made like three hundred thousand dollars per pass attempt. That's pretty cool. Because he was in the NFL for so long, and he would get in every now and then. And his brain still works? Yeah, right. That's kind of cool.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
No. No.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Yeah, well, in my house, there's specific times where the game's on, and my kids will be like, who are you rooting for? Like, what color? I'm like, we're rooting for both. We have the over. When this team has the ball, we want them to score. When this team has the ball, we want them to score.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
so they probably don't really understand how sports work they don't get it at all for both yeah it's uh i mean it is i've said it before i maybe even said on this show they're gonna have a real funny conversation in school and they're like we like all teams yeah right yeah it's like we like points uh but yeah no i uh i've been lucky enough that i can i can gamble are Are you guys racist? No.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Black people make dad smile. We need points. Can they score? Can they score? Can they put the ball in the hoop? But yeah, really, my only hobby is gambling. So I know that it's probably... I never try to think about how much I've lost in my life because that would make me sick. But I also know that I've been lucky enough to make a lot. So just keep it going.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Yeah, kind of. I need to get to a point where... I've talked to my financial advisors, like, about retirement, and I'm not going to retire anytime soon, but, like, what's the point where I have enough money that I can just lose it all? Like, for the rest of my life, you know what I mean? Because that's what's... Because I'm not going to retire and not gamble.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
So I got to figure out... I got to figure out how much I can have that I can then be like, all right, we're okay with losing all of this, and then you just, you know, die with nothing.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
I actually totally disagree with that, but go ahead. You'd wear a condom? Well, first of all, I wouldn't cheat on my wife. I wouldn't cheat on my wife either. No, well, I'm going to sell for a real reason. Like, I come way too fast to, like, it would be like 45 seconds to ruin my entire life.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Like, if I can fuck, like, a porn star, then you'd be like, oh, we'll consider it. But, like, I think about, like, the embarrassment in the 45 seconds and being like, your life's over now.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Me and you have sex with the same person. My wife would love that explanation, by the way. Well, she also loves it because she always asks, like, you know the hypotheticals you do with your wife? You're like, if I died, what would you, like, would you remarry? I'm like, listen, if you died, like, tomorrow, high-end prostitutes rest my life. That's love. That's love.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Gambling. Gambling, gambling, gambling, gambling.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
when it hurts oh yeah like it doesn't oh yeah you can't you can't go in oh yeah and go a hundred dollars and then it matter that's where that's that's the whole thing keeps going on i had a run uh this spring in march i i won 16 straight bets and i was just going up and up and up i didn't lose a bet until like march 10th it was like the biggest thing people were waiting for my pick it was incredible
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
But the problem was every bet got a little bit bigger. Yeah. And then when I finished, when I finally lost, I was like, well, what do I do now? Like, I got to I got to stay at this level. So it probably fucked me up in the long run.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
You don't want to sit at a blackjack table for two hours and be like, I won 50 bucks. No. Have you guys been to Dana White's Tunnel of Chaos? Dana White scares me. Have you seen it? So he's got his casino. He goes to Red Rocks. Yeah. And we went there, I think it was like last year. We talked to him about this. Yeah. You show up. He's sitting at a blackjack table. You say what you want to win.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
And then he plays for you. You win that money. Then you get up and go. And so like you, I literally said, I want to win $15,000. He's like, okay. gambles it. Like, I think I played three hands, won $15,000, stood up and left.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Yeah. And like, but it's, it, Will Compton sat down. I think he was down like 300 K at one point, but it's like, and it's like that feeling of like, is this my money or Dana's money? I don't really know what's going on, but then you just, he just fought back and fought back. Dana keeps going. So you guys got to go to the tunnel.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
I think he likes watching other people win, too. Like, that's fun.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Yeah, exactly. Jordan was like, you know. Right. Like, he doesn't have a gambling problem. He has a competition problem.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Where are you guys next on your tour? Tom's on tour right now.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
No, he thought it was Springfield, Illinois.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
I got to watch your new show, too. Please do. Please do. Yeah, I've been watching Mobland. Have you guys watched it? Hold on. Don't talk about what happened on Sunday. I haven't watched Sunday's episode. Hold on. Have you watched Mobland? Let me just give you a pitch on Mobland.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
It's basically if they speed run Sopranos and every episode is its own action movie that it's not really a lot of depth, but it's cool shit happens.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Tom Hardy hasn't slept. Have you noticed that?
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
It's like two weeks in the show. Where's Mobland? In London. And it's on? Paramount. Paramount, yeah.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Yeah.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
I always forget it.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Yeah.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
I don't even think he's acting. I think he's just like, hey, Tom, just be a fucking badass.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
No, everything he's in is entertaining, but he's just a badass.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
93? Little fixer-upper?
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
That's awesome. What a flex.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
But this place is, yeah, I mean, the one rule I made, too, of this place is everyone has to show up. Everyone has to show up to work. Because, like, there's a lot of times where you don't, you know, like, if you're blogging or you're doing, you come and do your podcast and you leave. I was like, everyone has to show up because the magic is.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Especially in our line of work. You can't do it On Zoom. No, you can't. It sucks. You just can't. Zoom sucks, dude. You have to be in the mix together. That's where everything, the magic happens. So I'm getting a, it's too bad you guys came now. If you came a week later, I just bought a industrial soft serve ice cream machine.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
That's been my dream.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
No. Can you throw a ball around? No. Well, first of all, we don't have the size. Well, I'm just asking. If I came to your office, I was like, Tom, let's have a catch.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
I want to do that.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
I would like to see a video of you having a catch.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Ryan, could we have a catch? Where the fuck would you have it?
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
I mean, I assume it's just his house and he makes everyone go there.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
We got a couple we can throw your way. They will ruin your life. They will ruin your life.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
flapjacks flapjacks i want that energy in my house he's a gem and i try trash man and we just like we had him on one streamer like this guy we have to have he moved here no he's he still lives in toronto he's got a wife and two kids but whenever we meet him he comes down holy shit dude i got it you can edit this out if you need to i got it what you know how i've always wanted to adopt a down syndrome dude
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
No, I know, but- He's Canadian. Yeah, which is a little- Yeah, you're getting confused here.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
I think you're kind of a quirk. Right, you just don't like talking to people. That's why you're my partner, bro.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Yeah. I dream of someday getting some old cars. That'd be cool. But I don't know shit about cars.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
No. You don't want a place somewhere magical? No. No. Just gambling. I'm as simple as it gets. I don't really change. Just gamble.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Are you garbage?
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
I do. I have a couple. This actually was, you guys know Roan, one of the most talented guys we have at Barstool. He got me this. This is the gambling saint. Hasn't really helped.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Sounds like a problem. Again, I already have a Mincy.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Oh. Have you gone to the Sphere? Yeah. For Dead & Company? Of course, yes. Yeah, I went two weekends ago. That was my fourth time. Wait, are you a deadhead? Yeah, big time. Are you being fucking serious?
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
How did I not know that? I don't know.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
No, I mean, that was... God, he's just... How dare you?
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
No, Brent, if that was what you're going to ask. Wait, no. You're going to ask me what my favorite keyboardist is.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Right now, Warfrat, Althea, Crazy Fingers. Help on the way, Slipknot, Franklin's Tower. He's gone. And standing on the moon.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Big time watch guy.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Yeah, maybe the biggest. Last year when I went to the Sphere, I just posted a picture being like, you know, this is awesome. He DM'd me. He's like, hey, come to my green room before the show tomorrow night and hang out. Hung out with him for like 20 minutes. Coolest guy ever.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
yeah just like one-on-one it was awesome that's awesome he is the man he's awesome you spelled mayor i gotta go in four minutes hold on how do you do this we should make a trade you get like for like a month he's gonna sell me in a second he's gonna sell me in a second and then we can go to therapy together yeah yeah well then we do a podcast at the end and we talk about it
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
You don't think John would sell me? Like, dude, do you see what I deal with? No, you see what I deal with?
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
We should do that. Yeah. We should absolutely do that. You doing a podcast with Mincy and then me having to have Birch in the office. You'll learn a lot about Mincy.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Yeah. Well, he'll tell you. Everything.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Yeah, I know. You guys are the same. For real? Oh, that's who you were talking to? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I was like, who the fuck is that?
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
He's been fired. He did... He did a live show on, he has a live show, Wake Up Mincy, and the show landed on the first of the month, and he celebrated by singing Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. Yeah. And decided to do the lyrics live. Yeah. That's a good call. So he got fired for a little bit. Now he's back.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Yeah, he just went right through it.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
All the words. All the words. Oh, yeah. All the words. Oh, wow. Yes. Yes.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Okay.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Oh, yeah. That's the best part about the Dead is you just keep... Like, my favorite songs shift from week to week, month to month. You find a new show, you find a new song. It's the best.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
I want to go so bad. They're doing a Grateful Dead 60 year anniversary in San Francisco in August. Billy Strings and Sturgill Simpson.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Yeah, mushrooms.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
No, I can't say I've done a lot of DMT.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
I'll take your word for it. I'll you want to know. I'll take your word for it. That's what taking your word for it is. I just I just I believe you.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
This is great.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Yeah.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Yeah, yeah. You guys are... I think you guys are kind of bored if you're just casually doing TMT. I did it last night. Got to find something else for you.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Yeah, thanks again, man. Thank you for letting us come here. Yeah, anytime you guys are in town, you need it.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Yeah.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
And we specifically built like extra podcast studios for exactly this. Like Brandon Marshall came with Cam Newton and then he Brandon Marshall came back like four days in a row just doing a show every day. I was, like, taking a piss in the urinal, and he was just standing next to me. Wow. Oh, okay. But, yeah, anytime you guys are here, you need a spot, you're always welcome.
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Really appreciate it, man. Yeah. Thank you. Thanks, guys. Thank you very much. Thank you guys for watching.
PBD Podcast
Trump's Film Tariffs, Alcatraz Reopened, China Shut Down | PBD Podcast | Ep. 583
All right. Emergency press conference time. So I'm getting ready to go to the bet gala. And all of a sudden, my phone, the last hour or two, my phone's fucking blowing up. Unsere Bar in Philadelphia, Barstool-Samson-Street. Normalerweise eine tolle fucking Bar. Du weißt, Bottelservice, Leute kaufen Trinken. Du bekommst ein Zeichen. Es gab ein Zeichen, das sagte, fuck die Juden.
PBD Podcast
Trump's Film Tariffs, Alcatraz Reopened, China Shut Down | PBD Podcast | Ep. 583
Ich habe mich geschockt. Ich war so fucking verrückt, die letzten zwei Stunden. Ich habe sofort angefangen, das ist der Grund, warum die Presskonferenz so spät war, weil ich so über den Topf war. Ich habe gesagt, ich werde mein Leben fucking Mission machen, um diese Leute zu zerstören. Ich komme zu deinem Mund, ich bin unendlich.
PBD Podcast
Trump's Film Tariffs, Alcatraz Reopened, China Shut Down | PBD Podcast | Ep. 583
Und ich habe gerade gesessen und in den letzten zwei Stunden bin ich auf dem Weg. Glaubt mir, ich bin auf dem Weg. Glaubst du, ich werde mit diesem Scheiß auf meinem Bar stehen? Also habe ich die Waitressen gesucht, die Table, die es gemacht hat und alles, was du nennen kannst. Weil ich fucking Konsequenzen für fucking Aktionen will.
PBD Podcast
Trump's Film Tariffs, Alcatraz Reopened, China Shut Down | PBD Podcast | Ep. 583
Also sitze ich nicht einfach zurück und sage, oh, was soll ich tun? Nein, glaubt mir, ich bin auf dem Weg. I believe the two waitresses responsible for the table already fired. I talked to one of them, one of the dumbest fucking humans I've ever talked to in my life. She's at a fucking dance recital. She's like, can I call you back in 20? No fucking honey, you fucking can't.
PBD Podcast
Trump's Film Tariffs, Alcatraz Reopened, China Shut Down | PBD Podcast | Ep. 583
This is your one chance to talk to me. Idiot, total Idiot, this girl. I've talked to the guy Mike.Wade, who's tagged. Guess what? He wasn't even fucking there. I had this kid basically in tears turning state witness to me, rolling on the people there. I've talked to one of the two guys who fucking did it. He's like, I'm not anti-Semitic. He's basically crying to me.
PBD Podcast
Trump's Film Tariffs, Alcatraz Reopened, China Shut Down | PBD Podcast | Ep. 583
Und ich bin einfach so, dass ich es nicht für einen Moment kaufen kann. Wer würde das Zeichen in meinem Bar machen? Denkst du, dass ich hier sitzen werde? Ich werde es machen, dass ich meine Mission mache, dich in die Lichter zu legen. Meine fucking Mission.
The Ben Shapiro Show
Ep. 2194 - Dave Portnoy, Shiloh Hendrix, and Cancel Culture
Dave Portnoy owes me restitutions and an apology for everything that he has done and caused for me in these past few days. In an attempt to expose me, he exposed himself as almost a total fraud, going back on anything he stands for. Please, I'm imploring you. I'm asking you for help to pay for these attacks, to pay for any possible legal restitution, any relocation expenses.
The Ben Shapiro Show
Ep. 2194 - Dave Portnoy, Shiloh Hendrix, and Cancel Culture
any educational expenses and show the founders of cancel culture that their reign of tyranny is over.
The Ben Shapiro Show
Ep. 2194 - Dave Portnoy, Shiloh Hendrix, and Cancel Culture
This guy's not a good, good guy. He just utterly destroyed my life. No, he's not a good guy.
The Ben Shapiro Show
Ep. 2194 - Dave Portnoy, Shiloh Hendrix, and Cancel Culture
Mo Khan is the guy who went to the Barstool Bar in Philly and uploaded the Jews sign to Instagram.
The Ben Shapiro Show
Ep. 2194 - Dave Portnoy, Shiloh Hendrix, and Cancel Culture
all hell broke loose went super viral everyone's sending it to me temple suspended his ass basically before i was even involved because hey you uploaded it to your personal instagram what do you think was gonna happen you brain dead moron well anyways i was so mad everyone saw that i calmed down i'm like i'm gonna try to make this teachable moment this kid's crying he's like i'm not anti-semitic blah blah blah all this even though there's past incidents that came to light
The Ben Shapiro Show
Ep. 2194 - Dave Portnoy, Shiloh Hendrix, and Cancel Culture
And then he does a 180 and he's like, oh, I was a citizen journalist. I don't know who did it. I have nothing to do with it. He's just a flat liar, coward with no responsibility. But this was about being a Jew in America. Other Jews in the bar. I'm a Jew. My parents are a Jew. American Jews. Jews. That's what you said. You anti-Semitic piece of shit. And I tried to show grace. I tried to.
The Ben Shapiro Show
Ep. 2194 - Dave Portnoy, Shiloh Hendrix, and Cancel Culture
You put your name out there. I tried to actually, now I feel dumb to make it right.
The Bulwark Podcast
S.E. Cupp: The Outrage Is the Point
If you're going to send emails to federal workers and say, what have you done for the last five days? I think Tesla shareholders are entitled to ask their CEO, Elon Musk, what have you done for Tesla the last five days?
The Bulwark Podcast
S2 Ep1015: Bill Kristol: The High Cost of Stupidity
So iPhones can be $9,000? Leave that job in China where it belongs. None of us want to work that hard. What the fuck is he thinking? I want to wear Nikes. I don't want to make them shit. What the fuck are you doing? Stop trying to give us Chinese jobs.
The Bulwark Podcast
S2 Ep1014: Adam Kinzinger: Mortal Damage to the American Empire
Trump has put his tariffs all over the place. Get some wacky formula and do tariffs. And everything's in the shitter because of it. I'm down 7 million bucks.