The Truth (In My Opinion)
Episodes
Sean Burke: Trump Ballroom Plans Stalled, Moscow Internet Blackout & Stranded Barcelona Fan Fail
23 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this weeks episode we learn about the ecological reason why Donald Trump's Doonbeg ballroom plans have slowed to a snails pace. Cody is joined by c...
Luke McQueen: A New Yorker State of Mind, Timothée Chalamet Ballet Blunder & A Stuffed Owl Lives
16 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this weeks episode the news of a man who booked a hotel room and never left takes us on a journey that includes a South Korean cult and the killing...
Ria Lina: Iceland vs Iceland, The £8bn Dental Scandal & The Late Queen's Corgis Cancelled
09 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this weeks episode we get our teeth stuck into a dental scandal so big you won't believe you haven't heard of it. Cody is joined by writer and stan...
Michael Odewale: Franken-Chickens In Your KFC, Gen Z Becoming Religious and Baby Monkey Punch
02 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this weeks episode our hearts will all simultaneously break thinking about baby Punch who's mother rejected him at birth and is the internet's late...
Ian Smith: A Goole-y Celebration, Home Alone Booby Trapper Jailed & Obama Believes In Aliens?
23 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this weeks episode we learn that it is actually possible to booby trap yourself as Cody is joined by writer and stand-up comedian Ian Smith. His he...
Daniel Foxx: Australia Shark Attacks, Olympic Penis Injections & Melania Trump's Propaganda Flop
16 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this weeks episode we witness the birth of the next greatest cinema trend since Barbenheimmer as Cody is joined by writer and stand-up comedian Dan...
Abi Clarke: Catherine O'Hara, Lucy Letby Netflix Doc & Tupee Boxing Disaster
09 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're deep into injury time with injured stand up comedian and viral sensation Abi Clarke. Abi's headlines were:Catherine O'Hara Dies at 71...
Owen Jones: Donald Trump's British Patriots, Green Party Get High and Arse Scratching Cows
02 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week Cody is somehow not the most left wing person in the room as he's joined by left wing toerag, Owen Jones! Owen's news hour consists of:Briti...
Samira Banks: Milk Mayhem, Outrageous Migrant Rescue Laws and Wonton Noodles PLUS Brooklyn Beckham Bombshell
26 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week Cody's joined by actual real life friend and actual real life stand-up comedian Samira Banks. Her news hour consists of:The price of milk dr...
Milo Edwards: Greenland Greed, The Teenage Fun Police & UKIP Get More Racist?
19 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week Cody's joined by stand-up comedian and podcaster Milo Edwards who brings arguably the most current set of stories the pod has ever had! They...
Katie Norris: Exmoor Beast, Dating Detectives & Reviewing Gone Mad
12 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We're kicking the year off with a stellar news hour from the brilliantly funny Katie Norris! Her headlines were:The British countryside is/could be te...
The 2025 New Year Special with Twat Union
29 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Step aside Ronan Keating and Friends because we have a replacement group of Twats, performing live from the top of Big Ben. The funny and brilliant Tw...
The 2025 Christmas Special
22 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What a year 2025 has been! Thank you all for your support and for tuning in and listening to the pod...We've managed to convince 3 guests from this ye...
Charlie Martin
15 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week our headlines are travelling at 300 mph as Cody chats to professional racing driver Charlie Martin - they were:Food Markets vs the Influence...
Zack Polanski
08 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Leader of the Green Party and man of the hour - if the hopes and dreams of millions of young people are to be believed - joins Cody for this audio jau...
Lorna Rose Treen
01 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cody is joined by comedian Lorna Rose-Treen and they talk everything 'piggy!' and lookalike-y! Lorna's headlines were:Help My Baby Won’t Stop Eating...
John Tothill
24 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cody is joined by the ultimate lover of the world's most exotic diseases John Tothill as he takes on a whirlwind your of his ness headlines which incl...
Tia Kofi
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're back with a bang as this week Cody is joined by the one and only Tia Kofi! Kemi Badenoch no longer identifies as NigerianPhillipine survivors su...
Benjamin Partridge
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's episode Cody is joined by the beefy Benjamin Partridge where he attempts to drench the podcast in fox piss. In many ways he succeeded. ...
Christopher Hall
20 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Cody is joined by comedian Christopher Hall where he attempts to provide the backing vocals to some quite concerning headlines. They were:Ch...
Humza Yousaf
13 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's the podcast's first away day and Cody's snuggled into Edinburgh Castle's podcast studio with none other than the former First Minister of Scotlan...
Josh Berry
06 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Cody talks to impressionist Josh Berry to discover both the news headlines he thinks are important and their own masculinity. Josh’s headl...
Toussaint Douglass
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Cody visits Lewisham to spend time in a pub with comedian Toussaint Douglass. There was more beer than expected and we may have been a...
Shalaka Kurup
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Cody asks full time train expert and stand up comedian Shalaka Kurup to share which three headlines she wants to choo choo choo the fa...
Grace Blakeley
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Cody asks economics and politics commentator Grace Blakeley to share the news headlines that she thinks will bring us all around to he...
Alexandra Haddow
14 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Cody asks comedian Alexandra Haddow to whip her hair back and forth and deliver three headlines she thinks we should all be talking ab...
Cody Dahler
08 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Cody asks himself what headlines should be on everyone's minds this week and ruins his own holiday! The headlines were:St George's Sun...
Scheiffer Bates
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Cody asks actor, impressionist an comedian Scheiffer Bates to don his tie and deliver the three headlines he thinks we're stupid for n...
Stella Creasy
18 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Cody grills Labour MP Stella Creasy on which members of parliament have the worst mummy issues, who's responsible for why everything i...
Rosie Holt
11 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this first episode of the brand new series, Cody asks comedian, satirist and all round good egg Rosie Holt to bring the three headlines she thinks ...
QUICK UPDATE!
12 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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Ep 52 - Big Beautiful Bastard
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's been a big and not so beautiful week for the US as it consigned over a third of it's population to misery. Still the billionaires got a tax cut s...
The News (In Adrian Gray's Opinion)
06 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the brand new segment of the podcast where I chat to guest Adrian Gray about all the stories he thinks we may have overlooked this month......
Ep 51 - Fancy a Cocktail Sausage?
05 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There were absolute scenes in the House of Commons this week when Chancellor Rachel Reeves shot sadness bullets out of her skull and rocked the market...
Ep 50 - Keir's Annual Review
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're one year into the Starmer project and it gets a C- from me because the policies have clearly been prit sticked upside down as they're punsihing ...
Ep 49 - Alphabetti Spaghetti
28 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's a hattrick of cock ups for the government as they dine on a faulty can of Alphabetti Spaghetti for the third time in a month. Make sure you've go...
Ep 48 - Dildo Bombs
25 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What a few days it's been! If cowering under your own table and panic eating a Ben and Jerry's can legally allowed to be called a day. The news has fi...
Ep 47 - A Refrigerated Chicken Kind of Day
21 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's so nice to live in a world where there's nothing to worry about isn't it!? Where we can chill out, relax and munch on a drumstick without worryin...
Ep 46 - Send In The Infrymen!
18 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
WW3 is here and can I just say the buffet spread laid on to welcome it in was delightful! Have a taste will ya!Written and created by Cody DahlerProdu...
Ep 45 - What in the Keanu Reeves...
15 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's been a choppy week in every sense of the word and luckily Donald Trump is here with his aviation expertise to make it all worse.Written and creat...
Ep 44 - Ice Rage 2
11 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's an absolute delight to be back neck deep in the news. Hop in with me for goodness sake and let's get this over with.Written and created by Cody D...
Ep 43 - The Best Defence is a Fiscally Manageable Offence
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
George Washington's words ring out across the annals of time and have seemingly got caught in the back of Primeministarmer's throat. Foind oiut why.Wr...
Ep 42 - A Supernanny Special
31 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well if it isn't the Supernanny we know and love trying to reign in the super toddler we know and hate. Wrap your ears round this before you laugh you...
Ep 41 - The Stoppable March of Progress
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Donald Trump's frontal lobe has taken another pounding as his neurons go into overdrive trying to work out why Putin is still bombing everything.Writt...
Ep 40 - Happy Anniversary!
24 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's been a whole year since Rishi Sunak got piss wet through on the steps of Number 10. Come and relive the magic for goodness sake!Written and creat...
Ep 39 - Skip Full of P*ss
21 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have we gone back in time or something!? Because it looks like it’s Brexit o’clock! You know what that means! Brexit means Brexit. Now down your (...
Ep 38 - Tariffs of Love
17 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's the eurotrash banger you never knew you needed or wanted or would ever hear in your life but it's here, along with a summary of the goddamn news ...
Ep 37 - Eggnog Power Hump
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well it's been a strange couple of days with the Labour Prime Minister delivering a speech that felt a little bit right wing even for him. Why not abs...
Ep 36 - Pope Leo XIV ft. Fat Boy Slim
10 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There's white smoke and mirrors at the Vatican and regular smoke and mirrors at the White House. Find out why.Written and created by Cody DahlerProduc...
Ep 35 - Everything's Probably Illegal
07 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The results are in and Reform UK have control of 10 councils. What will they do with these councils? Will they seek counsel in the council to cancel c...
Ep 34 - Tweedy Gonads
02 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The country is not Reform OK. Find out Reform why. Written and created by Cody DahlerProduced by Dipstick Sandringham (Becky Carewe-Jeffries)Support ...
Ep 33 - I Think I Better Lib Right Now
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back everyone. Hope you coped without me. Spain, Portugal and parts of South Western France clearly didn't! Do I have to generate all of the b...
Ep 32 - A Second Group Chat Has Hit The Towers
23 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What would the Pope think of Pete Hegseth's second group chat? We'll never know. Anyway, enjoy this latest episode.Written and created by Cody DahlerP...
Ep 31 - A Friend Request From Hell
19 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Burn all your laptops and electrical devices on the off chance Liz Truss' latest venture somehow infects them. It's the safest thing to do.Written and...
Ep 30 - I'm Steel Standing
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's been a great week for steel enthusiasts (threat of industrial closure) and virgins (easter) and oh boy if you were a virgin steel enthusiast (thr...
Ep 29 - A Horrible Case Of Political Haemorrhoids
12 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well who'd have thunk it, turns out tanking the world economy for no reason is a bad idea. We'll just chalk this down to one of the biggest embarrassm...
Ep 28 - Toto's Funeral
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As the trade war rages, why not settle in to another episode of trying to hold back the tears while that pension you never knew you had goes up in smo...
Ep 27 - The Economic Kama Sutra
05 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I hope you brought protection because the markets have been going at it in the worst way possible. Find out why (if you've been living under a rock)...
Ep 26 - Darth Vader's Verucca
02 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hang on a second... the Russians are the bad guys!? Such was Donald's realisation over the weekend. Have a listen to his brain kicking into fifth gear...
Ep 25 - There's A Spring In Your Statement
29 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 25th episode of the podcast and to celebrate we're doing what we always do - fight back the tears of rage. Enjoy.Written and created by Cody ...
Ep 24 - Signal Failure
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I never thought the day would come when my mum was more tech literate than the US administration, but here we are. Suck it up and dive into the bloomi...
Ep 23 - We Don't Need No Education Department
22 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You know the drill. Buckle Up. Plug In. Cry.Written and created by Cody DahlerProduced by Becky Carewe-JeffriesContact the pod: [email protected]...
Ep 22 - Friends With Benefits Cuts
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's the age old question! Who should pay the bill? The rich or the disabled? Have a listen to this and find out the Labour Party's answer.Written and...
Ep 21 - Everything's Computer!
15 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's been a fantastic week for those people who like war and mispronouncing the word Tesla. But for the rest of us it's been pretty shoddy. Let this e...
Ep 20 - Ship Hits The Fan
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's another away day fixture for the pod, but it hasn't lost that classic taste of home (news induced existential despair). Why not settle down and l...
Ep 19 - Congress, King Charles and Inappropriate Time Machines
08 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I never thought I'd be nostalgic for a vermouth hangover but the last few days of news have been a lot more uncomfortable. Lets dive into another week...
Ep 18 - It's Raining In Madrid (Trump vs Zelensky)
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I'm on holiday yet the molten chocolate from my churro that's burning it's way down my oesophagus won't stop me recapping the news. Enjoy amigos.Writt...
Ep 17 - Aid, Minerals and White House Flirting
01 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I swear that one day we won't have to talk about the big orange skid mark that refuses to be scrubbed off the toilet of world affairs, but unfortunate...
Ep 16 - German Elections, Energy Bills and Political Fondling
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It was in many ways an optimistic week as Germany showed us all that they can lose their minds too. Aw maybe we’re not so different after all! So ge...
Ep 15 - Dictators, Lies and Trump's Latest Single
22 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As Donald Trump's single brain cell goes into overdrive, we explore the consequences of having a literal stupid person in charge of the White House.Wr...
Ep 14 - Summits, Stress and an Unlikely Hero
18 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The foreign policy mess continues with a couples only summit in Saudi Arabia, a hastily convened European get together, and some Starmer shaped spande...
Ep 13 - Ukraine-ing (Stupid) Men, Hallelujah
15 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Donald Trump attempted to best his own record for the world's stupidest foreign policy move (after trying to buy Gaza and turn it into a bunch of casi...
Ep 12 - WhatsApp, Steel and Anne Widdecombe’s Stand Up Routine
12 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With Trump’s 25% tariffs on metals it’s been a bad week for brave people whose balls of steel will be struggling under the financial pressure. So ...
Ep 11 - Political Norovirus and Boiled Eggs
08 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's been a week that saw the impossible become possible - Donald Trump became more insane. Written and created by Cody DahlerProduced by Becky Car...
Ep 10 - Trade War of the Worlds
05 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In a week that would make Churchill turn in his grave and say “call that a bloody war!?” we dive into the WTF shaped trade strategy of Donald Trum...
Ep 9 - Rachel Reeves, Heathrow and Kamikaze Shoplifters
01 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Take a dip in yet another fetid pond of news and discover why Tom Cruise could be crucial to UK economic growth, why Britain could be building its own...
Ep 8 - Unexpected Friendships, State Visits and DeepSeek
29 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hop aboard Air Force One for the most polluting plane journey of this century. Find out why Donald Trump and Keir Starmer could be striking up a broma...
Ep 7 - Pardons, Storms and Shutting Up Liz Truss
25 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're one working week into Trump's second presidency so why not scream into this podcast pillow and find out where Mark Zuckerberg's new house is, wh...
Ep 6 - Donald Trump's Inauguration
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Let's explore the ugly insides of Donald Trump's inauguration, like a disgusting tapeworm exploring the ugly insides of Donald Trump's inauguration. W...
Ep 5 - Trump's Cabinet, Biden's Farewell and Vintage Dictators
18 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With just a few days to go until Donald Trump's inauguration let's enjoy the final moments of calm... before being rudely interrupted by the other bit...
Ep 4 - Diversity Schemes, AI and Charles Darwin
15 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With fires raging across LA let's make the best of a bad situation and roast a gigantic marshmallow of news. We answer the literal burning questions, ...
Ep 3 - Greenland, Facebook Factcheckers and Portuguese Rap
11 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Let's take a look at a very normal few days on the planet and find out why Greenland's been stress eating, how Zuckerberg's been taken hostage and why...
Ep 2 - Snowstorms, Elon Musk and the NHS
07 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We take another look at the finest few days the earth has had to offer since the few days before that. With a rogue billionaire having a very public m...
Ep 1 - Exploding Teslas, People Smuggling and Nick Clegg
03 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A look at the beautifully uplifting news of the first three days of 2025. After an attack in New Orleans, an exploding car in Las Vegas and a cold sna...