The Tuesday Club

We're Gonna Need A Bigger Vest

24 Mar 2026

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Alan is joined by Keith Dover and Damian Harris the morning after the loss at Wembley. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoice...

Snort, Snort, BANG, GOOOOOAL

17 Mar 2026

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Alan is joined by Keith Dover and Damian Harris to revel in the wonder of Everton game and play a round of Adams vs Adams. Learn more about your ad ...

Set Piece See You Next Tuesdays

10 Mar 2026

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Alan is joined by Keith Dover and Damian Harris to talk about the FA cup win over Mansfield Town, the game against Brighton and play a round of Keith ...

Vortex of Anxiety

03 Mar 2026

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Alan is joined by Keith Dover and Damian Harris to digest the win over Chelsea, the draw for the Champions League and play a round of Henry Tudor or ...

Roaming Like An Escaped Bear

24 Feb 2026

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Alan is joined by Keith Dover and Damian Harris to revel in Sunday's result and play a round of Mikel Arteta or Michael Corleone Learn more about yo...

Quel Ballon

17 Feb 2026

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Alan is in France and is joined by Keith Dover and Damian Harris to mull over the draw away at Brentford, the win over Wigan and they have a quick ro...

Doodey Doodey Wack Wack

10 Feb 2026

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Alan is joined by Damian Harris and Keith Dover to chat about the wins over Chelsea and Sunderland and pay a round of Liam Rosenior or David Brent. ...

Stoppa da genie, Liam

03 Feb 2026

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Alan is joined by Damian Harris and Tayo Popoola to chat about the win against Leeds as Arsenal move 6 points clear.  Learn more about your ad choi...

Defecating On The Duvet

27 Jan 2026

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Alan is joined by Tayo Popoola and Damian Harris to mull over the home defeat by Man U, the win over Inter and have a quick round of Herr Flick or J...

Is it ever gonna end?

20 Jan 2026

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Alan is joined by Tayo Popoola and Keith Dover to chat about the win against Chelsea, the draw against Forest and have a quick round of Gandhi or Al...

The AI Generated Basque Coach

13 Jan 2026

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Alan is joined by Tayo Popoola and Damian Harris to chat about the game against Liverpool and the FA Cup win against Pompey. Learn more about your ...

Arteta on the M6

06 Jan 2026

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In the first pod of the year after a short winter break, Alan is joined by Keith Dover and Damian Harris to chat about the festive period including ga...

A Knock at the Door

12 Dec 2025

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In the last pod of this year, Alan is joined by Keith Dover and Damian Harris to chat about the win against Club Brugge and dive into some of your cor...

Five Sixteenths of an Eighth of a Beetle

09 Dec 2025

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Alan is joined by Damian Harris and Keith Dover to discuss the win against Brentford and the loss away to Villa.   Learn more about your ad choic...

Dual Mental Health Catastrophe

02 Dec 2025

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Alan is in Hobart and is joined by Damian Harris and Oliver Scott to discuss the impressive win over Bayern and the draw at the Bridge. Learn more ...

Seven Hundredths Of A Goal

25 Nov 2025

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Alan is on the other side of the world but is joined by Tayo Popoola and Damian Harris to relive the wonders of the North London Derby. Learn more abo...

Is It Rubbed On Or Swallowed?

18 Nov 2025

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Deep into the Interlul, Alan is joined by Keith Dover and Damian Harris to chat about Arsenal's international contingent and have a dig through the p...

A Galloping Centaur

11 Nov 2025

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Ahead of the Interlul, Alan is joined by Tayo Popoola and Damian Harris to chat about the draw at the Stadium of Light and how very 2023 it was. Le...

Bonus Postbag Episode

07 Nov 2025

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In this extra episode of the Tuesday Club, Alan is joined by Damian Harris and Keith Dover to open up the email inbox. Learn more about your ad cho...

Don’t Count Any Farmyard Animals

04 Nov 2025

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Alan is joined by Keith Dover and Damian Harris to chat about the games against Burnley and Brighton. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megap...

Reiki, football, meltdown

28 Oct 2025

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Alan is joined by Keith Dover and Tayo Popoola to reflect on Arsenal’s victories over Atletico Madrid and Crystal Palace. Learn more about your ad...

Ian Woan Isn’t Woman

21 Oct 2025

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Alan is joined by Tayo Popoola and Damian Harris to reflect on Arsenal's win at Craven Cottage.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphon...

When Did We Sign Benny The Hat?

14 Oct 2025

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Alan is joined by Keith Dover and Damian Harris to mull over the boredom of the interlull. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adch...

Zubimendi's Suckling Pig

08 Oct 2025

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Alan is joined by Tayo Popoola and Damian Harris to chat about the wins against Olympiacos and West Ham and to go through some slightly dusty freeload...

No One Likes A Grass

30 Sep 2025

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Alan is joined by Damian Harris and Tayo Popoola to chat about the win against Newcastle, the toilets at Vale Park and the joy of an almost perfect ...

Dress Properly

23 Sep 2025

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Alan is joined by Keith Dover and Oliver Scott to chat about the games against Man City and Athletic Club, Keith cat sick conundrum and connecting w...

Bring Back Ceefax

16 Sep 2025

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Alan is joined by Keith Dover and Damian Harris to chat about the game against Nottingham Forest, the return of the Champions League and Keith rescuin...

Carrying a bit of Timber

09 Sep 2025

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Alan is joined by Tayo Popoola and Damian Harris for an interlull special where amongst other things, they muse over England's Arsenal contingent, th...

We’re all looking forward to Port Vale

02 Sep 2025

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Alan is joined by Keith and Tayo to reflect on Arsenal’s 1-0 defeat to Liverpool at Anfield. Starring Alan Davies, Keith Dover and Tayo Popoola....

Suspicious activity

25 Aug 2025

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Alan is joined by Damian and Keith to talk about Eberechi Eze’s arrival and Arsenal’s 5-0 thumping of Leeds. Learn more about your ad choices. V...

I can't believe we lost to Girona

10 Jun 2025

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Yes freeloading scum you are seeing this correct, Alan is joined by Damian and Keith for an end of season review.  Learn more about your ad choices...

Death Star has been repurposed

25 Sep 2024

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Alan is joined by Damian and Keith to reflect on Arsenal’s eventful draw at the Etihad.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adcho...

What ifs and maybes

22 May 2024

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The Tuesday Club returns for its third and final instalment this season. Alan is joined by Damian Harris and Keith Dover to reflect on the what ifs a...

Celebrate goood times

08 Feb 2024

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The Tuesday Club returns for its second installment this season.  Alan is joined by Damian Harris and Keith Dover to talk over-celebrating, impendin...

Stockley Park puts up a Christmas tree

04 Dec 2023

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After a year and a half, Alan is joined by Damian and Keith to catch up on last season, and talk about the strong start to this campaign.  Plus, Kei...

Keith Dover Forever

26 May 2022

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Alan is joined by Tayo, Damian, Ian and Keith for the end of season awards show. Including, Goal of the Season, Morris Dancer of the Year and the Nels...

Mellow Mik

10 May 2022

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Alan is joined by Keith and Damian to talk about Arsenal's 2-1 victories over West Ham and Leeds. Plus, Keith’s parallel paranoid universe, the pit ...

There's a cat!

24 Apr 2022

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Alan is joined by Keith and Ian to talk about Arsenal's brilliant week, after wins vs Chelsea and Man Utd. Starring Alan Davies, Keith Dover and Ian S...

Squeezy Roy Keane

18 Apr 2022

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Alan is joined by Damian and Tayo, to see how long they can go without mentioning our latest defeats to Brighton and Southampton. Plus, Mikel's pit cr...

What you lose in the fire, you find in the ashes

07 Apr 2022

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What you lose in the fire, you find in the ashesAlan is joined by Damian and Keith to talk about (do everything not to talk about) Arsenal’s last 3 ...

Europa League Final 2019, can we have that?

15 Mar 2022

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Starring Alan Davies, Damian Harris and Keith Dover. Produced by Jay Beale. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pepe Scores on Paternity Leave

01 Mar 2022

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Alan is joined by Damian and Keith to talk about Arsenal's dramatic win at home to Wolves. Starring Alan Davies, Damian Harris and Keith Dover. Produc...

I am the solution

15 Feb 2022

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Alan is joined by Tayo and Keith to talk about Arsenal's hard-fought victory away to Wolves. Plus, Jemima and Miriam go to Dubai, Michael Oliver's dou...

Dry January, No Shots

26 Jan 2022

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Alan is joined by Damian and Keith to talk about Arsenal’s last four games. Highlights include being knocked out of both domestic cup competitions, ...

A Dose of Attwell Cough

04 Jan 2022

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Alan is joined by Damian and Keith, to talk about Arsenal's brilliant performance in their frustrating loss (robbery) vs Manchester City. Plus, Rug Mu...

El Caudillo's austere chain gang

20 Dec 2021

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Alan is joined by Damian and Tayo, with the kids firing and 3 wins on the bounce... it's back on. Starring Alan Davies, Damian Harris and Tayo Popoola...

Nobody at City has a Mermaid's Tail

08 Dec 2021

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Alan is joined by Tayo and Keith, to talk about Arsenal's defeats to Man Utd and Everton. Plus, Arteta's overthinking and Mermaid's up top. Starring A...

Sambi Lokonga’s Tetris Brain Fry

23 Nov 2021

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Alan is joined by Damian and Keith, for the annual demolition at Anfield meeting. Plus Utd going Spursy and Batman vs Sherringham. Starring Alan Davie...

Death of Sportsmanship

11 Nov 2021

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Alan is joined by Damian and Keith to talk about Arsenal's wins against Leicester and Watford. Plus, the Arsene Wenger: Invincible film premiere, Emil...

Personal issues aside

28 Oct 2021

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Alan is joined by Ian and Keith, to talk about Arsenal's wins vs Villa and Leeds. Plus meltdown in Manchester, dog snoggers and Mbappe in Saliba's poc...

Jemima and Miriam were exposed

20 Oct 2021

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Alan is joined by Damian and Keith, to talk about Arsenal's vital last gasp point vs Palace, in our fight for 12th. Starring Alan Davies, Damian Harri...

Don't shoot, Granit's evolving

05 Oct 2021

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Alan is joined by Damian and Keith, as they try and find things to talk about after Arsenal’s 0-0 draw against Brighton. Starring Alan Davies, Damia...

Tottenham get battered, everywhere they go

28 Sep 2021

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Alan is joined by Damian and Keith, to celebrate Arsenal's emphatic win in the North London Derby. Starring Alan Davies, Damian Harris and Keith Dover...

Stop talking to them you pr*ck

14 Sep 2021

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Alan is joined by Oliver and Keith, to talk about Arsenal's first league win and goal of the season. Plus Cristiano Ronaldo's cryochamber, 13 blokes o...

Good on the ball, does f all

31 Aug 2021

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Good on the ball, does f allEpisode description:Alan is joined by Damian and Keith for the first podcast of the 2021/22 season. Bottom of the league, ...

I found myself surprisingly angry at Gareth Bale

26 May 2021

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Alan is joined by Damian, Tayo and Keith for the end of season awards show, the final podcast of the 2020/21 campaign. Including 'Morris dancer of the...

Do you support Arsenal and need a poo?

18 May 2021

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Tayo and Damian join Alan to talk about Arsenal’s win at Stamford Bridge. Plus Mikel Arteta’s Desert Island Discs, Emery or Eisenhower and Nasri o...

Weird billionaire fetish

11 May 2021

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Keith and Oliver join Alan to talk about the dismal display vs Villarreal and Willian finally scoring a pointless and useless goal in a win that releg...

The Artetery

04 May 2021

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Keith and Damian join Alan to talk about Arsenal's Europa League defeat against Villarreal and the league victory that followed at Newcastle. Plus Hen...

If it's Epicurus, respect

27 Apr 2021

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Keith and Damian join Alan to talk about the collapse of the Super League, the Kroenke out protest and Arsenal's dismal performance at home to Everton...

Middle aged men fail to remember recent events

20 Apr 2021

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Recorded Monday afternoon and not quite sure where to start, Alan is joined by Keith and Oliver to talk about the Super League announcement, Mourinho'...

flushmytoilet.com

13 Apr 2021

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Keith and Damian join Alan, to talk about Arsenal's disappointing Europa League result and their positive response against Sheffield Utd. Plus Guardio...

We’ve been beaten by a team with Tom Selleck in goal

06 Apr 2021

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Keith and Tayo join Alan to reflect on Arsenal's dire performance in their 0-3 loss to Liverpool. Plus Ferguson or Hilter and Dover or Sherwood. Starr...

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings

23 Mar 2021

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Ian and Damian join Alan to reflect on Arsenal's dramatic 3-3 draw vs West Ham. Plus Socrates or Sokratis, Pulis or Plato and Stalin or Rodgers. Starr...

It’s better to live 1 day as an Arsenal fan than 100 years as a Spurs supporter

16 Mar 2021

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Keith and Tayo join Alan to celebrate Arsenal's victory in the North London Derby. Starring Alan Davies, Keith Dover and Tayo Popoola. Produced by Jay...

Bog-standard Xhaka Time

09 Mar 2021

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Keith and Ian join Alan to talk about Arsenal's routine disastrous defending, this week during the draw at Burnley. Starring Alan Davies, Keith Dover ...

Willian's injection of pace

02 Mar 2021

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Keith and Damian join Alan to talk about Arsenal's positive week after wins against Benfica and Leicester. Starring Alan Davies, Keith Dover and Damia...

Total Control of the Game

23 Feb 2021

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Keith and Tayo join Alan to talk about the defeat to Man City and the draw vs Benfica. Starring Alan Davies, Keith Dover and Tayo Popoola. Produced by...

Beeeer after wiiiiine?!

16 Feb 2021

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Keith and Ian join Alan to talk about Arsenal's 4-2 win over Leeds Utd and to look ahead to the first leg of the Europa League tie vs Benfica. Starrin...

Back 4 or Toy Story 4?

09 Feb 2021

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After imploding vs Wolves and a dull performance vs Villa, Alan is joined by Keith and Tayo to talk about the return to suicidal defending and Morris ...

A bush parted and out popped Teddy

02 Feb 2021

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Recorded the day after Arsenal's tedious goalless draw against Man Utd, Alan is joined by Keith and Damian to talk about cricket, peppermint tea and v...

I Want to Marry Kevin Friend

27 Jan 2021

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Alan is joined by Ian and Damian to talk about both Arsenal's FA Cup defeat at Southampton, as well as their victory in the League there a few days la...

Fenerbahce aren’t in the Europa League are they?

19 Jan 2021

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Recorded late Monday night, Alan is joined by Tayo and Keith to talk about Arsenal’s 3-0 victory over Newcastle and the end of the Ozil era. Starrin...

Zorro will be Right Back

12 Jan 2021

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With a renewed sense of optimism after four wins on the bounce, Alan is joined by Tayo and Keith to talk about Arsenal's win over Newcastle. Starring ...

Kieran Tier 3

05 Jan 2021

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Alan is joined by Keith and Damian to talk about Arsenal's unexpected change in form, after the away wins against Brighton and West Brom. Starring Ala...

If Theo had done it, would you believe he meant it?

29 Dec 2020

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For the first time in almost two months, Alan is joined by Keith and Damian to talk about Arsenal's league WIN over Chelsea. Starring Alan Davies, Kei...

We’ve been Very Unlucky to be Dogshit-Awful for Weeks

22 Dec 2020

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Recorded after Arsenal's defeat to Everton, Alan is joined by Ian and Damian to talk about Brussels sprouts and the upcoming relegation fight. Starrin...

Maybe We Should Change the Basket

15 Dec 2020

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For the first time since March, Alan and Keith returned to the Emirates to watch Arsenal lose at home to Burnley, for the first time since 1974. Recor...

There are Three Teams Worse Than Us

08 Dec 2020

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Alan is joined by Keith and Tayo, to talk about films that should have won Oscars, the Europa League and almost anything other than Arsenal's loss awa...

Let's go to Switzerland and end it all

01 Dec 2020

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In what's becoming quite predictable, Alan is joined by Damian and Ian to talk about Arsenal's home defeat to Wolves, for the first time since 1979. S...

Unai Emery Did Not Die for This

24 Nov 2020

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Recorded after the 0-0 draw at Elland Road, Alan is joined by Tayo and Keith to talk about why Arsenal aren't scoring any goals. Starring Alan Davies,...

The Arsene Wenger Interview

17 Nov 2020

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Previously released in two parts, here is the full interview with Arsene Wenger, hosted by Alan Davies. Produced by Jay Beale. Learn more about your a...

£14.95 Well Spent

10 Nov 2020

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Alan is joined by Ian and Damian to reflect on the thrashing Arsenal suffered at home to Villa. Starring Alan Davies, Ian Stone and Damian Harris. Pro...

He's not a Midget Genius, he's an Enormous Moron

03 Nov 2020

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Recorded at full time, Alan is joined by Keith and Ian to reflect on Arsenal's first league victory at Old Trafford in 14 years. Starring Alan Davies,...

Arsene Part Deux

27 Oct 2020

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In the second half of a two part interview, Alan is joined by Arsene Wenger to discuss the Arsenal years. Keith and Oliver join Alan for the second ha...

The Favourite Restaurant of Peter Hill-Wood

20 Oct 2020

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In the first half of a two part interview, Alan is joined by Arsene Wenger to discuss the early years of his life and the release of his book ‘My Li...

This Podcast Was Recorded Before Ozil Received An Obscene Loyalty Bonus

13 Oct 2020

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Recorded after England's win over Belgium, Alan is joined by Damian and Keith to discuss the Mesut Ozil and Gunnersaurus saga. Starring Alan Davies, D...

You Rarely See a Grey Spaniard

06 Oct 2020

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Recorded immediately after Arsenal's 2-1 win over Sheffield Utd, Alan is joined by Ian and Tayo, as they try not to look at the Sp*rs score. Starring ...

Keith Returns from the Cricket Club

29 Sep 2020

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Recorded at full time, Alan is joined by Damian and Keith to discuss Arsenal's TKO at Anfield and last weeks victory at The King Power. Starring Alan ...

Alan has left the group

22 Sep 2020

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Alan is joined by Ian and Oliver, to chat about WhatsApp groups, Oliver's dishwasher and Arsenal's 2-1 win over West Ham. Starring Alan Davies, Ian St...

Get Rid, Miriam

15 Sep 2020

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Alan is joined by Damian and Ian, to discuss the return of Premier League football with Arsenal's 3-0 win at Fulham. Starring Alan Davies, Damian Harr...

Minstrels, Minstrels, Minstrels

08 Sep 2020

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With Premier League football returning next weekend, Alan is joined by Damian and Tayo, to chat all things unrelated. Starring Alan Davies, Damian Har...

A Letter From Arteta

01 Sep 2020

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Alan is joined by Ian and Keith, as they celebrate Arsenal's victory over Liverpool in the Community Shield. Starring Alan Davies, Ian Stone and Keith...

Father, You're a Cretin

25 Aug 2020

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Alan is joined by Ian and Keith, as they look ahead to the Community Shield. Plus 'On This Day', featuring a famous win against Middlesbrough. Starrin...

Chelsea's Retirement Home

18 Aug 2020

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Alan is joined by Damian and Tayo to discuss all things Arsenal, as they look ahead to the upcoming season. Plus the return of 'On this Day'. Starring...

Who is Arsenal's Manager of the Year?

11 Aug 2020

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A year on since Arsenal's first game of the 2019/20 campaign, Alan is joined by Ian and Keith for the season review. Starring Alan Davies, Ian Stone a...

Walk With Pride into the Europa League

04 Aug 2020

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Recorded after the FA Cup Final vs Chelsea, Alan is joined by Damian and Tayo to celebrate Arsenal's 14th win of the competition. Starring Alan Davies...

My Whole Life We've Needed a Holding Midfielder

28 Jul 2020

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Alan is joined by Ian and Keith to talk about the end of the Premier League season and a look toward this weekends FA Cup Final. Starring Alan Davies,...

Neasden Sex Party

21 Jul 2020

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Recorded late on Saturday Night, Alan is joined by Damian and Oliver to celebrate the FA Cup Semi-Final win against Man City, and the midweek victory ...

Alan Smith Makes His Own Sandwiches

14 Jul 2020

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Alan is joined by Damian and Tayo, as they try not to talk about the results against Leicester and Spurs. Starring Alan Davies, Damian Harris and Tayo...