The Two Pints Podcast!

Saving Will's disappearing bum - A Swift Half - (S5E1)

31 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join us for a Friday Swift Half, this week, we talk about Will's bum among other things!Remember 🎙️ live on a Monday,🍺 live on a Friday,📹 l...

Series 5 Episode 1

27 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're back, again! and this season we're going to be a bit more regular Episodes every Monday and Swift Half's every Friday with videos being live on ...

Will vs Ralf Highlights part 2

17 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey! You seemed to like that, so here's a bit more Will vs Ralf. See you soon! Lots of loveW&R xFollow Us On Social Media At:https://www.facebook....

Will vs Ralf Highlights part 1

11 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey people! So, we realised that we've never shared Will vs Ralf with you guys on the podcast Audio feed, so we wanted to ping some of the best eps ou...

Two Pints Podcast, 2024, best bits so far

04 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey, We're still mega busy so the team made a little reminder of how much fun we've had so far this year! We hope you enjoy!Lots of loveW&R xFollo...

Will & Ralf return to Runcorn

30 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

So while we're unable to record new episodes we've been scanning the archives and we realised that before we went out on our first tour a few years ag...

A Swift Half - A second Agony Auntie Ann from Sheffield

26 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey everyone, Another one from Sheffield, one of the more bizarre stories that we received during our tour! More pods coming soon , sorry we've been m...

A Swift Half - Agony Auntie Ann Story from Sheffield.

22 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey everyone, We loved this story so much we just had to share it, trigger warning though, it's about polygamy so don't listen if you're easily offend...

An April Fool's Tour chat.

04 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We've been busy on the road and it's been SO MUCH FUN!We found time to sit down and chat in the most beautiful location on the last weekend of the tou...

A Swift Half on the road from the tour

24 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

An update on the road on tour!!Grab tickets here https://twopints.os.fan/Lots of loveW&R xFollow Us On Social Media At:https://www.facebook.com/Th...

A Swift Half with Will and Ralf - "Sausage butty"

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Can't wait to see you on the last leg of our tour!Limited tickets available here https://twopints.os.fan/Lots of loveW&R xFollow Us On Social Medi...

"How much of our lives in our control?"

12 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We talk about imposter syndrome and making the most of our opportunities, Will balls, what's in our man-bag and the weirdest place to have sex and did...

"Two Cups of Tea with Will & Ralf"

07 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We've given up on ever getting a beer sponsor so lets have a cuppa and a chat about our upcoming TOUR, how Will is keeping the magic alive in his marr...

"Our producer fell asleep in this episode"

30 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Apart from our producer having a snooze, we chat about a woman having a private moment at an online funeral, Will meets Connor McGregor and THAT endin...

"Ralf's been on holiday!" 🏝️

28 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ralf reveals his tanning secrets and samples some local delicacies on his holidays and Will is trying not to offend everyone....again!Not long until o...

"Will's Fun Facts - Tour Highlights" - A Swift Half with Will and Ralf

06 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Check out some tour highlights ahead of our April Fool's Tour next month. Get your tickets now!Lots of loveW&R xFollow Us On Social Media At:https...

"Who's the most famous person you've met?" A Swift Half with Will and Ralf

28 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Can you guess who it is? Listen to find out! Lots of loveW&R xFollow Us On Social Media At:https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.tikt...

"When Will met Robbie Williams" - Two Pints with Will and Ralf, Season 4, Episode 6

21 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We reminisce about the early days of fame, a night with the inimitable Robbie Williams, update on Will's peepers, and remember when Ralf's Dad met Dea...

"Its Good to Talk" Will and Ralf open up about therapy

14 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We let you in and try and re-arrange the Tetris blocks in our heads in this podcast Lots of loveW&R xFollow Us On Social Media At:https://www.face...

"Hero" - Two Pints with Will and Ralf, Season 4, Episode 5

07 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we chat about the price of fame, the hit BBC One series; Traitors and the poshest and most unusual places we've had dinner - you're in for ...

A 'Swift Half" with Will, Ralf and special guest Paddy McGuinness

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Highlights from our tour featuring the audience's weird and wonderful questionsEnjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Blind Will 🙈- Two Pints with Will and Ralf, Season 4, Episode 4

24 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Why is Will wearing sunglasses indoors? Why is Will stumbling around the office? Find out the answers to this and more in Episode 4 of Two Pints wit...

Is 2024 the year Ralf kills Will!? 🚁 - Two Pints with Will & Ralf Season 4 Episode 3

05 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Happy New Year Podcast people! Hope you had a fun break, we're back for 2024 and Will's got big plans, "New year, Same Will Mellor!"Good luck for the ...

It's CHRRRRRRIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS - Series 4 Episode 2

20 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Hiya! Merry Christmas from Will and the Grinch! We hope you love our Christmas episode. Tour tickets are on sale now www.twopintspodcast.com a GREAT C...

A Swift Half - Tour highlights, audience stories part 1.

13 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

With our second tour tickets going live this Friday we thought what better to do for this week's swift half, than remind ourselves how funny your stor...

A Swift Half talking GloryHoles!

08 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Remember that story about the girl who went to Amsterdam, well Will hadn't heard it.... so I played it to him.... This is his reaction. Enjoy your fir...

I'm still alive.... Mum x - Series 4 Episode 1.

05 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Your boys are BACK and just in time for Christmas, with a big catch up and news of us going back out on the road.(oh and sorry about the slight humm o...

A Swift Half with Susan & Kathryn

16 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

SPECIAL OFFER FROM THIS EPISODES SPONSORSGrab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/pints to get up a Huge Discount off your N...

Two VERY SPECIAL Pints with Kathryn Drysdale & Susan Nickson

10 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

SPECIAL OFFER FROM THIS EPISODES SPONSORSGrab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/pints to get up a Huge Discount off your N...

Two (alcohol free) Pints with Sober Dave

03 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

GET EARLY ACCESS TO EPISODES & MORE FOR JUST £4 A MONTH! - SIGN UP TO OUR PATREON HERE https://www.patreon.com/willandralfThis is a slightly diff...

Two Pints with Russell Howard

22 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sign up to our Patreon to get content first and exclusive extra bonus content. https://www.patreon.com/willandralf.Another guest and a bloody great on...

A Swift Half with ... Russell Howard

18 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Another guest next up on our pod and it's the unbelievably talented and incredibly funny Russell Howard, Full Episode coming next week but for now tak...

A Swift half with Kate Thornton...

14 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sign up to our Patreon to get content first and exclusive extra bonus content. https://www.patreon.com/willandralf.We have a chat about Will's pop car...

Two Pints (and a glass of wine) with Kate Thornton!

12 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sign up to our Patreon to get content first and exclusive extra bonus content. https://www.patreon.com/willandralf.We've got a guest, and she's AMAZIN...

On the Road to Mellor's Cafe

08 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sign up to our Patreon to get content first and exclusive extra bonus content. https://www.patreon.com/willandralf.On the way to Mellor's cafe in Romi...

A Swift Half - Visiting Will's first theatre

26 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sign up to our Patreon to get content first and exclusive extra bonus content. https://www.patreon.com/willandralf.We go to Mellor's cafe in Romiley, ...

Two Pints (of tea) with Will's Mum!

15 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sign up to our Patreon to get content first and exclusive extra bonus content. https://www.patreon.com/willandralf.We go to Mellor's cafe in Romiley, ...

A Swift Half with Alex Boardman

05 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sign up to our Patreon to get content first and exclusive extra bonus content. https://www.patreon.com/willandralf.A swift half with Alex Boardman, an...

Two Pints With Alex Boardman

03 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sign up to our Patreon to get content first and exclusive extra bonus content. https://www.patreon.com/willandralf.We have a few pints with Alex Board...

A Swift Half - Reflections on Ricky!

18 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sign up to our Patreon to get content first and exclusive extra bonus content. https://www.patreon.com/willandralf.A Swift Half - After leaving Ricky...

Ricky Hatton hits Will & Ralf....hard...

16 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

sign up to our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/willandralf.An extra piece of content, where Will gets his own back on Ralf.... Ricky Hatton shows Ralf...

Two Pints at home with Ricky Hatton.

15 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

sign up to our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/willandralf. Today, we sit down with Ricky Hatton to talk about everything from his illustrious boxing ...

On the Road to Ricky Hatton's house!

14 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

SIGN UP TO OUR PATREON HERE:https://www.patreon.com/willandralfThe Journey To Ricky Hatton's! Enjoy our one-off journey to Ricky Hatton's gaff to meet...

A Swift Half

12 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

BUY YOUR TICKETS FOR OUR TOUR HERE - https://linktr.ee/willandralfSIGN UP TO OUR PATREON HERE:https://www.patreon.com/willandralfFollow Us On Social M...

A Swift Half with Dara

21 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

BUY YOUR TICKETS FOR OUR TOUR HERE - https://linktr.ee/willandralfSIGN UP TO OUR PATREON HERE:https://www.patreon.com/willandralfIn this episode, Will...

Two Pints with Will & Ralf..... & Dara Ó Briain

14 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

BUY YOUR TICKETS FOR OUR TOUR HERE - https://linktr.ee/willandralfSIGN UP TO OUR PATREON HERE: https://www.patreon.com/willandralfIn this episode, Wil...

A Swift Half - Caricatures of us

07 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to our first Swift Half of Season 3.... it's a belter, we'll post the pics on our socials and in poatreon so you can see them in their full 'G...

We're back! Season 3 baby!

28 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The moment you've all been waiting for, season 3 is LIVE!Thanks, as ever, to Manscaped for their support, get your Perfect package 4.0 at Manscaped.co...

SEASON 3 PROMO!

24 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

S3 coming soon..... Available at 5pm on the 25th Feb on Patreon, and Monday 28th on ACast & Facebook! Support the podcast on PatreonPodcast Twitte...

Have a Word with Two Pints

14 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week was our second ever podcast collab episode this time it's with the lads from Have A Word Pod. We chat all things Two Pints, becoming stand-u...

A PINT OF WINE!

03 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s bonus episode is brought to you in collaboration with Klarna. We are joined by Kate Thornton from the White Wine Question Time podcast to pl...

Series 2.5 - Episode 2 - The Bums Bollocks and Sports episode.

16 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is a load of balls.... If you wanna buy tickets goto This LinkFor 20% off your Lawnmower 4.0 goto www.manscaped.com and use the discount ...

Two Pints with Will & Ralf, Season 2.5... ep 1

27 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We've not chatted to one another for a while, so we got together for a catch up! Enjoy! Come and say hello on our socials... Will TwitterWill IGW...

The Best Of Season 2 (Part Two)

25 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Lets relive some of the best bits from Season 2, including some classic games of 'Guess The Theme Tunes' and 'Would You Rather?'. You can also watch u...

The Best Of Season 2 (Part One) | Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2

17 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're missing you already! But while we set the wheels in motion for Season 3, kick back with a brew (or something stronger) and have a listen to some...

The Best Guest Stories from Season 2 ft. Paddy McGuinness and Jason Manford | Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2

10 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We've had some absolutely cracking guests come on the pod this season, including Paddy McGuiness and Jason Manford. So we thought, while we gear up fo...

Another Round Of 'Would You Rather' | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2

05 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Get a Swift Half down ya. We're doing another round of 'Would You Rather'. Here's one for you, would you rather be hot and dumb or ugly and smart? AND...

Ep 11. One more round...The Euros final, adopting dogs and Vindaloo Two | Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2

27 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Alright then, let's do one more episode! Now we’ve just about gotten over the Euros, we’re chatting about the final, Will performing Vindaloo Two ...

Vindaloo Two! | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2

28 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

🥘 www.linktr.ee/vindalootwo 🥘We chat about Will's new charity single Vindaloo Two - that's raising money for NHS Charities Together and all...

Get Rid Of One | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2

23 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Got time for a Swift Half? We play the game 'Get Rid Of One' where Ralf reveals his intense love for brown sauce and we discuss which meal we could li...

E10 - Season 2 FINALE!

17 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Sorry for the rubbish wind sound on Ralf's mic... next time, he's sitting inside!Support Vindaloo Two by clicking on this link.Thanks to Manscaped too...

"The balls of some people!" Chancers | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2

04 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Time for another Swift Half just in time for the weekend. Have you every come across one of life's chancers? We're chatting about those kinds of peopl...

We Answer Your Twitter Questions | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2

03 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Fancy a Swift Half? We're answering all your Twitter questions like who our favourite actor is, whether we prefer dandelion and burdock or Tizer and t...

Ep 9. Ol' Glassy Eyes Is Back (We Got a Beer Sponsor! 🍻) Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2

25 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The pubs are back open so you know what that means...it's time for TWO PINTS! We chat about lockdown lifting and why its our duty to drink at least 12...

What We've Been Watching On The Telly... | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2

07 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's almost the weekend, so let's celebrate with another swift half! We're chatting about all the stuff we've been watching on the telly recently, inc...

The Unluckiest People Ever | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2

04 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

You got time for a swift half? We're chatting about some of the unluckiest or luckiest people in the world (depending how you look at it!) including a...

Ep 8. Brownie Points.. | Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2

28 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're back! Thank you for bearing with us. We'll explain everything in this episode and have a laugh over a very different meaning of the term 'browni...

Is An Armadillo bulletproof? Will's Interesting Facts | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2

20 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We'll be back soon with a new episode, but before that, whet your whistle with this Swift Half where we chat about interesting facts like whether an A...

The Worst Jobs We've Ever Had | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2

06 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Time for another Swift Half, where we chat about the worst jobs we've ever had - like dancing in a shop window half naked (!) and what we'd be doing i...

Guess the TV Theme Tune... A Swift Half | Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2 E7

31 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Forget April Fools and hang out with us two fools for a swift one while we chew that fat over Pier’s Morgan’s firing, whether TV is too safe nowad...

The Return Of 'Would You Rather'...Two Pints S2 E7

25 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In Season 2 Episode 7 of Two Pints with Will and Ralf, we play another game of Would You Rather and try to answer the age old question; Would you...

"They let me get my knob out in front of everyone!" Audition Horror Stories | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2

17 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We relive our worst auditions, like the time Will auditioned for Game of Thrones butt naked and when Ralf auditioned for The Hobbit knowing full well ...

“What’s wrong with being an attention seeker?!” | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2 E6

14 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We get deep with our mate Joe Tracini to talk about dealing with trolls on social media, how lockdown has affected our mental health and why it's so i...

Two Pints with... Joe Tracini

10 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In Season 2 Episode 7 of Two Pints with Will and Ralf we play another game of Would You Rather and try to answer the age old question; Would you ...

Will Mellor and Ralf Little Play Speak Out Game! | Two Pints Best Bits!

03 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This is what happened when we Played Speak Out Game!A short clip from Episode 1 where Will thought it would be a fantastic idea to whip out one of his...

A swift Half.... JONNY'S NOT DEAD!

27 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This Friday, 26th Feb 2021 is a very special day in our history... Two pints is 20... And to celebrate.... HERRRREEEEEEE's JONNY!Season 2 of Two Pints...

Some big News... Season 2 Episode 5

24 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This Friday, 26th Feb 2021 is a very special day in our history... find out why by listening, this week is going to be a lot of fun!Season 2 of Two Pi...

Will talks about joining Coronation Street. Episode 4 | A Swift Half....

22 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Fancy a Swifty?Join us for a chat about Will's new jon! The podcast is presented by Manscaped and Will's managed to get Manscaped to stay involved for...

Love, Dogs & shaving your kids pubes.... Season 2 Episode 4....

17 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Season 2 episode 4 of Two Pints with Will & Ralf, in association with Manscaped and Will's managed to get Manscaped to stay involved for the first...

Two Pints Series 2 Episode 3 - Swift Half

14 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Fancy a swift one this valentines day... this will get you in the mood for some loving...... not... Paddy had one belting story that we saved for yo...

Two Pints with.... Paddy McGuinness

11 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Season 2 episode 3 of Two Pints with Will & Ralf, in association with Manscaped and Will's managed to get Manscaped to stay involved for the first...

Two Pints with.... JASON MANFORD!

03 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Season 2 episode 2 of Two Pints with Will & Ralf, in association with Manscaped and Will's managed to get Manscaped to stay involved for the first...

Ep 1 Part 2.... Your Questions..

30 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Season 2 episode 1 of Two Pints with Will & Ralf, in association with Manscaped and Will's managed to get Manscaped to stay involved for the first...

We're BAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKK... Episode 1 ....Part 1...

27 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Season 2 episode 1 of Two Pints with Will & Ralf, in association with Manscaped and Will's managed to get Manscaped to stay involved for the first...

Season 2..... Coming soon....

16 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're baaaaaaaaaaaaack........ Almost. Season 2 coming soon! Will TwitterWill IGWill FacebookRalf TwitterRalf IGRalf Facebook Hosted on Acast. See aca...

A "Swift Half" with Will & Ralf

23 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hiya,Fancy a swift one? Well join us for a quick natter and a drink, especially this Christmas week! We thought it would be fun to drop share some ext...

OUR FIRST CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!

12 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We're back for a couple of Christmas pints and more utter nonsense over zoom.We wanted to say Merry Christmas to you all, talk about our favourite fes...

Season One: The Best Of

15 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Season 1 highlights for you all to enjoy.So, sit back, relax, and listen to the best bits from the first season of the Two Pints podcast. Hosted on Ac...

Will's Chicken story....

30 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Will's not just about cats and fishing, he's also got some great stories about ..... Chickens....Another bonus edit from the final episode of season 1...

We have an ALEXA PUB QUIZ APP!

26 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

So you've got to go home at 10pm after the pub shuts, but you want a bit of a quiz to stimulate and entertain, well we've got the thing for you.... ju...

Biscuits......How do you eat yours?

25 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Another best bit from the season, and one we didn't podcast, but Ralf and Will try some biscuits with some WEIRD toppings.... Don't listen to this ove...

BONUS - THAT CAT STORY IN FULL

21 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's so good we had to share it properly, Will tells Ralf the best cat story you're ever likely to hear!BEST BITS COMING SOON! Hosted on Acast. See ac...

10. Season 1 finale.

09 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's our last pod of season 1, there's nothing more to say than THANK YOU, from the bottom of our hearts. IN this chat, we have a good old natter abou...

9. Two Pints with Keith Lemon

19 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Keith Lemon joins us to have a few Sunday afternoon pints (of water in Ralf's case).A great catch up with one of Will's mates, some great banter, stor...

8. Will's getting old...

05 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We're back again, but this time it's 0830 Saturday morning, Ralf's first day off in 2 weeks and he's tired after a long week of shooting!We're joined ...

7. Ralf's finally left his house.. and some very special magic!

24 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

DUNK... What's that noise... oh, just Ralf falling on his feet AGAIN... the boys are back with the first podcast in a world where lockdown is easing a...

6. Two Pints The musical Watch Along

07 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

So this is a funny one, it's something that you guys will either LOVE and it'll work perfectly, of you'll wonder WTF is going on and we'll never do it...

5. A Father's Day tribute to Bill Mellor.

16 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

With Father's Day upon us for another year Will & Ralf sit down for a couple of pints (still from home due to lockdown) and have a chat about Will...

4. Will's theory about Aliens

02 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Those of you who have listened to all our podcasts so far (all 3 of them) will know that Will's had some interesting theories about a few things, but ...

3. Two Pints..... IN LOCKDOWN

19 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Lockdown definitely hasn't stopped Will & Ralf's thirst and when the boys finally caught up on a video call, the chat flowed as smoothly as the be...