The Useless Hotline
Episodes
Max talks Amsterdam x rated experience, Paris being Overrated and George reads max’s mind!!
14 Jan 2024
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Max and George Discuss Gypsy Rose Blanchard, Being Banned From Hinge and New Years Ins & Outs
07 Jan 2024
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Max & George Have HEATED Argument Over Taylor Swift Tour, Football & Pete Davidson
31 Dec 2023
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Max and Georges sisters reveal embarrassing childhood secrets, throwback photos and family arguments
24 Dec 2023
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Joe Sugg & Caspar Lee Join Us For The Office Christmas Party!!
17 Dec 2023
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George Clarke discusses relationship with the sidemen, max reveals political mishap & blind rankings
10 Dec 2023
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Max & George discuss best & worst guest, celebrate one year of the pod and surprise gifts
03 Dec 2023
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Madam Joyce addresses Angry Ginge drama, reveals locked in secrets and talks about success of her podcast
26 Nov 2023
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George Clarke reveals all about his bike accident
19 Nov 2023
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Max and George reveal HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! Discuss backlash from Max’s charity event, and rank Disney channel shows
12 Nov 2023
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Elle Brooke Discusses Her Private Videos Resurfacing, Kingpyn Drama & Dillon Danis Choking Drama
05 Nov 2023
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Max and George expose opinions on YouTubers, reveal the worst names and create their own sayings
29 Oct 2023
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Max and George talk SPOOKY Halloween dilemmas, comments on their clothing line & cancelling trick or treating
22 Oct 2023
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Max Balegde and George Clarkeey reveal HUGE announcement, discuss creepy co workers and play guess the celeb
15 Oct 2023
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Max Balegde and George Clarkey address hate comments, give thoughts on celebs and dating fake people
08 Oct 2023
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Max Balegde Questions George Clarke’s Love Island Hotel Room Party and Quiz’s his Disney Knowledge
01 Oct 2023
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James Buckley reveals Inbetweeners secrets, talks life after Jay and weird fan requests
25 Sep 2023
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Max And George recap the Sidemen Charity match, Olivia Rodrigo and Taylor Swifts “beef” and play who’s punching
17 Sep 2023
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ArthurTV reveals secrets of UK YouTube, growing up with ChrisMD and thoughts on the Sidemen
10 Sep 2023
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BONUS: Max Balegde and George Clarkeey talk wildest university memories and things they wish they’d done differently!
05 Sep 2023
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The USELESS GAMESHOW: Countdown, Family Feud and Carrot in a Box
03 Sep 2023
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Max Balegde and George Clarkey respond to Elphaba, find leaked pictures and more
27 Aug 2023
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Bonus: Max and George Expose each Other's WhatsApps
25 Aug 2023
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Joe and George Baggs discuss why they left gogglebox, Lizzo drama and their favourite influencers
20 Aug 2023
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Max Balegde and George Clarkeey discuss how much influencers earn from brand deals, and Elphaba’s TikTok live behaviour
13 Aug 2023
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Max Balegde forgets he has a boyfriend & George Clarkey offers advice to cheating grandmother
06 Aug 2023
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Max reveals George’s Gay Side, they decide which Barbie they are and talk wet dreams
30 Jul 2023
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Max Confesses to Breaking into a stadium, the boys reflect on their worst ever decisions and find out who is most clever
23 Jul 2023
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Anastasia Kings North talks friendship with Saffron Barker, recent breakup, and Love Island’s Molly
16 Jul 2023
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Max and George discuss Colleen Ballinger’s apology, Ekin and Davide breakup & Max has a breakdown
09 Jul 2023
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Caity Baiser Talks Relationship with Joel Corry, Virginity Story and Pranks the boys
02 Jul 2023
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Alan Carr discusses least favourite celeb guests, Rupaul’s Drag Race behind the scenes, and new TV show “Changing Ends”
25 Jun 2023
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Max and George discuss max’s controversy and toxicity within communities
18 Jun 2023
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George calls Max out for his fashion, opinions on Americans and festival season
12 Jun 2023
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Max Balegde’s boyfriend Andrew tells all about their relationship, asks George about his dating life and discusses first date stories
04 Jun 2023
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Max Balegde exposes George Clarke with surprise interview on George’s childhood, dating and family life
28 May 2023
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Max and George talk Ibiza fountain DRAMA and how max got cancelled at a premiere
21 May 2023
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Brookie and Jessie talk truth about Meghan Trainor friendship, going to JOJO Siwa’s house and making Amelia Dims go viral
14 May 2023
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Max Balegde and George Clarke discuss who’s more attractive, and cheating on partners
07 May 2023
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George Clarkey Confronts Max Balegde about his Disney Problem, They Discuss What Happened in Tokyo and Sibling's OF
30 Apr 2023
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Arthur Hill talks experience with Sam Smith, sleeping with James Blunt and Tom Holland follow
23 Apr 2023
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Max & George discuss Ekin Su and Davide cheating rumours, relationship difficulties and have a surprise visit from Max’s boyfriend
16 Apr 2023
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Max Balegde and George Clarkey reveal dating preferences, matching teacher on Grindr and more
09 Apr 2023
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Farmer Will and Jessie talk Fake Islanders, Casa Amor scandal and Villa Secrets
02 Apr 2023
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Max Balegde and George Clarke discuss Elphaba cancellation, getting assaulted by fans and secret sugar daddies
26 Mar 2023
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Joe Sugg and Caspar Lee Discuss Getting Engaged, New YouTubers and Dating Fans
19 Mar 2023
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Max Balegde and George Clarkey have heated argument, play who’s most likely to and talk relatives flashing
12 Mar 2023
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Max and George discuss Jake Paul vs Tommy Fury and sleeping with a best mates sibling
05 Mar 2023
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Talia Mar talks turning down Sigala, Wedding plans and trying for a baby
26 Feb 2023
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Max Balegde and George Clarkey talk party with Harry Styles, dating convicts & visiting the clinic
19 Feb 2023
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Max and George talk their leaked pictures, money-hungry influencers and being forced to strip
12 Feb 2023
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Max and George play influencer smash or pass, and discuss secret gay celebs
05 Feb 2023
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Stephen Tries talks opinion on the Sidemen, update on Jeremy Lynch and what happened to XO
29 Jan 2023
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Chloe Burrows talks moving out, relationships and life after love island
22 Jan 2023
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Max Balegde and George Clarkey talk going to do a Disney s*x club, p*nis size and calling a family member daddy
15 Jan 2023
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ImAllexx reveals relationship with James Charles, Snapshoteye messages and forming the Eboys
08 Jan 2023
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Max Balegde and George Clarkey discuss Max’s ADHD diagnosis, and stripping for Jesus
01 Jan 2023
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Max Balegde & GeorgeClarkey Reveal Their Relationship Status, Kissing Relatives & Sh*gging in a club
25 Dec 2022
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Max Balegde and George Clarkey expose fake celeb couples, Weird Xmas traditions and sh*gging a manager
18 Dec 2022
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Max Balegde & George Clarke Discuss Public Backlash, Ideal First Date and Wetting The Bed
11 Dec 2022
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Max and George talk criminal history, matching with family on Grindr and exposing yourself on Zoom
04 Dec 2022
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Max Balegde And George Clarkey Talk Quitting TikTok, Pranking The Internet And Horrible Advice
27 Nov 2022
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The Useless Hotline Trailer
27 Nov 2022
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