The Usual Bet

319 - A Happy Little Cowbush

24 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they color a picture together and discuss the modern incarnation of skimpy diapers!  Make sure to join the SubscribeStar to ...

318 - Ditto Goes To Daycare

17 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss road trips in diapers, CAPCon's newest mascot's (un)official name, and the best mommy in Pokopia.  Make sure to...

317 - Brought To You By The Letter Z (NAPcast with Dear Jazzie)

10 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they host a classic hotel-room-style live episode, in lieu of their absence this year at CAPCon!  Come join the fun, allevia...

316 - One Does Not Simply Stumble Into The Usual Bet

03 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss making adult sized baby clothes, a friend finding their ABDL podcast, and the endless struggle to authentically ...

315 - Wink Wink Nudge Nudge

24 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss Time Babies, cute and subtle replacements for saying "sex", and sonic toys for all those little adventures throu...

314 - The Soggy Bottom Clause

17 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they bake a pie!  Make sure to join the SubscribeStar to vote on this week's bet and get exclusive mini-episodes!Here's a li...

313 - The 'A' In ADHD Stands For Ageplay

10 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss how ADHD meds can help with littleness, getting designated a child by internet companies, and how restrictions a...

312 - A Pretty Good Gab

03 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss six more weeks of diapers and everything new in their lives!  Like how Chloe's roller derby name should highlig...

311 - Not Even A Red Shirt

27 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Featuring Meghan Cherry, a stand up comedian and podcaster who came out as ABDL on Dropout's Game Changer.  You can find more of her at https://bsky....

310 - The Forests Of Gengar

20 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss listening to other people's dreams, the size of the moon, cooking things every day of the week, not liking to ma...

309 - Something Old, Something New

13 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss taking a Little approach to stuff you're bad at, problems finding childish leggings to pair with diapers, and th...

308 - The Celestial Sponsor Of Littles

06 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss big lights vs small lights, big planets vs small planets, and the littlest of all celestial bodies!  Make sure ...

307 - The Nation Of Chocstrawbelandia

30 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe for the unexpected conclusion of the Milk War, a few New Year New Baby resolutions, and the spontaneous arrival of someone spont...

306 - All's Fair In War And Diapers

23 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe go to war over the most critical question to ever grace the padcast: chocolate milk or pink milk?  Listen to their arguments. ...

305 - Diapers Are My Peanut Butter

16 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss Snow Days, a conversation about diaper sizes with PretendAgain, and Kimmy appears to ask about profound moments ...

304 - PretendAgain's Special Chosen Ones

09 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they interview Tugs and Lyric from PretendAgain!  They talk about the company's origins, internal values, and the thought pr...

303 - Sophium-123

02 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss latex nipples, a theoretical atomic element, and some new approaches to littleness.  Oh, and the theme song is ...

302 - That Road Is Closed For Maintenance

25 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss Sophie losing touch with her Little side, how things have changed because of it, and how littleness has often fe...

Dear Listeners - She Could Be Faking It

18 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Chloe's sick!  ...or is she? (She is.) ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

301 - Toddlers And Bets

11 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe down under as they discuss all the things Littles need to know to go to Australia!  This includes the accents and the way women...

300 - Ageplay 201: Relationships

04 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

For their 6th Anniversary, Sophie and Chloe dive into the complicated realm of romantic relationships in this special vanilla-friendly episode!  This...

299 - The Usual Bat 6: Intentions & Loopholes

28 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe to learn about all things witchcraft!  Some tips and tricks for starting/improving your own coven include how to set up your sp...

Dear Listeners - Incontinent Content On The Continent

21 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sophie & Chloe are going on vacation! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

298 - Control Issues

14 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the new Super Pixel Pals diaper (again) and the struggle to give up control in ageplay scenes and situations!  ...

297 - A Highly Saturated Diaper

07 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss an ageplay take on key parties and a new diaper by PretendAgain: Super Pixel Pals!  Make sure to join the Subsc...

296 - Birthday Babble

30 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss Sophie's second attempt at a hobby and what she wants for her birthday!  Make sure to join the SubscribeStar to...

295 - Milksong

23 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they argue with Kimmy about squirrels, the construction of an adult baby crib, and a highly anticipated ABDL mod for Silksong...

294 - 20 Questions, Probably

16 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they play 20 Questions, that game where twenty people ask one question each and have no relation to each other!  Questions i...

293 - Sophie Bets You Won't

09 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the new Little accommodations at the dentist, diapers for Legos, and where to put your bed in your room for maxi...

292 - Childish Prince

02 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss discounts for not using the bathroom, childish prints on different kinds of adult clothing, and taking your stuf...

291 - An 82 Dollar Jar Of Baby Food

26 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the start of the school semester, a new word to replace "little-y", and the release of a Starling brand line of ...

290 - Fussing Is Political Nuance

19 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss how to compliment others in a totally platonic way, the jurisdiction of a princess's royal kingdom, and their fa...

2890 - To Climb A Classic Tree

12 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie, Chloe, and Kimmy as they discuss AI trees, the DoOvers program, and their favorite advancements in ABDL diapers over the past 50 years! ...

288 - I Think That Would Fix Me

05 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss domesticated animals, wood carving as a hobby, and ideal destinations for AirBAB locations!  Make sure to join ...

287 - Name That Diaper!

29 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie as she hosts a rather unusual episode!  Contestants Chloe, Kimmy, and Lyra participate in a gameshow where they try to name some popular ...

286 - But What's My Motivation?

22 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the Ring Tower of Hanoi, Sophie's growing dislike of diaper checks, and the similarities between you and Reese's...

285 - Passive Or Active

15 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss getting a blanket fort recording studio, the trouble some might have with call-and-response TV shows like Dora t...

284 - The Disposability Of Capitalism

08 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the quantum resolution of frozen diapers, fan suggestions for a new hobby, and language play without the languag...

283 - Quantum Baby State

01 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss Sophie's changing rattle, the quantum state of baby, and the struggle for adult hobbies!  Make sure to join the...

282 - Diaper Forecast: Soaked

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the weather, a return to frozen diapers, and SoakCenter's review of Pastel Puffies by Omutopia!  Make sure to j...

281 - Lost The Bet, Won The Girl

17 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss Chloe's Big News, some cautionary advice, and what life would be like with Save/Load states! Make sure to join t...

280 - Hypnotized By The Golden Ratio

10 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie, Chloe, and Kimmy as they discuss roller skates, baby booties, and the golden ratio of ageplay aesthetics! Make sure to join the Subscribe...

279 - You Can Peg Your Pillow

03 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they spend way too long talking about a pillow!  Then Kimmy comes in to have the same discussion again about a pillow!  Mak...

278 - Bedwetter Barbie

27 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss ideas for a new line of Barbie dolls and the future of The Usual Bet!  Make sure to join the SubscribeStar to v...

277 - It's Time For A Game Changer

20 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss Sophie's dream, Chloe's new certification, and the episode of Game Changer with an ABDL audience member!  Make ...

276 - Visual Synonyms

13 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss lobbying for diapers.  Sophie also takes on an old challenger in a battle of wits; that's right, it's time for ...

275 - Seize The Means Of Milk Production

06 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they go to the doctor and talk about the new restaurant they want to open.  Make sure to join the SubscribeStar to vote on t...

274 - The Blushy Episode

29 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss how naps are traps. They also interview Sophie's mommy about dating a Little without any prior interest in agepl...

273 - Piggy Tails Require Perseverance

22 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss piggy tails, thumbsucking, and Sophie finally growing up!  They also issue a Usual Challenge to the community r...

272 - Fight For Your Right To Potty

15 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie, Chloe, and Kimmy as they discuss Chloe's sudden burst of energy, the end of mini-episodes, and the devastating loss of Fairyland diapers!...

271 - People Don't Say Perfect Girl

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss statistical regression, Little feelings at the arcade, and Kimmy's feelings about her appearances on The Usual B...

270 - April For Reals

01 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss April Fools Day and illegal undergarment contraband.  Make sure to join the SubscribeStar to vote on this week'...

269 - There Is No Freedom Without Diapers

25 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the real meaning of baby fever, aligning oneself with the universe, and the new Little Houses with a quiz to fig...

Dear Listeners - This Girls Are Sick

18 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sorry everyone, but this girls are sick. ;_;Find us on BlueSky @theusualbet.bsky.socialEmail us at [email protected] us at www.subscrib...

268 - SoakCenter

11 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the babiest season, books???, and the new Little Melodies diaper by LNGU.  Make sure to join the SubscribeStar ...

267 - asterisk Checks If You're Wet asterisk

04 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they delve into the trove of Sophie's eighteen-year-old life, when she had a Mommy who would leave notes in her locker.  Mak...

266 - Water Your Plant Girl's Diaper

25 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss mythical creatures in diapers, the new LNGU diapers, the new Owlnight diapers, and I guess just a lot of talk of...

265 - Giant Celestial Elastic Bands

18 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss lucid dreaming about baby stuff, the new old new Kiddo diapers, and the revival of Story Idea Time!  Make sure ...

264 - Scene Negotiating Our Politics

11 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the eternal recurrence of podcasting, healthy ways to respond to politics, and renaming parts of everyday life! ...

263 - Bathrooms Are Just For Ghosts To Haunt

04 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss how all characters in media are in diapers until proven otherwise, the mythical rumor mill, and the new XXL Good...

262 - The Brightest Happiest Dystopian Society

28 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss dates at Target, Chloe's new kink, and the ethical ramifications of alien invasions (as long as they turn you in...

261 - What The Heck Is A Plastic Pant

21 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss real-life ABDL story moments, ageplay with iPads and other modern electronics, and how varied littlespace can be...

260 - Ziggurat 2: Return Of Ziggurat

14 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie, Chloe, and Jazzie as they discuss Chloe's bulliability, the year of tummy time, more experiences at CAPCon, and feeling Little at amuseme...

259 - Kindness Opens Portals (CAPcast 2025)

07 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie, Chloe, and Kimmy live at CAPCon's Sidequest 2025!  They answer all kinds of questions, such as: "Who wears the most diapers?", "What roo...

258 - New Years Regressions

31 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the end of 2024/7 and the dawn of a new year!  If you've found new years resolutions to be ineffective, maybe t...

257 - Eleven Diaper Changes Over Two Days

24 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie, Chloe, and Kimmy as they discuss carols and carseats!  Come along on a journey to create a holiday song for Snow Days that represents re...

256 - Snow Is The World's Diaper

17 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they talk about their annual holiday tradition for Littles: Snow Days!  They also talk about the line between laziness and l...

255 - Furries Get It

10 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss stuff to put in baby bottles, their experiences at Midwest FurFest, and some stuff unexpected stuff Sophie bough...

254 - Trest's Diaper Cinematic Universe

03 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss Air Bud rules, Trest's new cinematic universe, and the upcoming ABDL sport: Babyball!  Make sure to join the Su...

253 - Turtles Are Good In Pockets

26 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Casa and Max as they discuss—wait, Sophie and Chloe are the hosts!  Join all four of them as they discuss sibling dynamics in ageplay, gender ...

252 - Suckles For Science

19 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the fine line between robots and androids, an evil squirrel, and the preference for latex or silicone pacifiers!...

251 - An Ageplay Discussion Padcast

12 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they get back to basics: robot caregivers, crawling, little ages, tights, children's songs, and (of course) diapers!  They a...

250 - Diapocracy Live Show

05 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie, Chloe, and Kimmy for their 5th Anniversary Live Show!  They answer all sorts of questions, like "what do you do when you struggle to fee...

249 - The Usual Bat 5: Trick And/Or Treat!

29 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe for the a night out Trick or Treating!  You'll go to a few houses, meet some interesting people, and get a lot of candy.  Just...

248 - I Would Like To Rage

22 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss a very expensive nightlight, the upcoming Halloween episode, and Sophie's first temper tantrum!  Make sure to j...

247 - It's Not NOT CAPCon

15 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they interview Ellexy, the founder of the Chicago Ageplayers Convention, and Kane, the Directer of CAPCon and SideQuest!  Th...

246 - The Ageplay Awards

08 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they host the Ageplay Awards!  (All the awards are made up and the points don't matter.) Thanks to all the people who suppor...

Dear Listeners - First Annual All-Time Ageplay Awards

01 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Sophie & Chloe are taking the week off to prep for the All-Time Ageplay Awards, which is a corrupt awards ceremony where they give shoutouts or so...

245 - Playpen Of Call

24 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the fact that dolphins are whales, the new ageplay ratings for television, and what kind of things you'd like to...

244 - Diaper Design Contest Winners!

17 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss all twenty of the winners of the Diaper Design Contest!  Special thanks to LilComforts, ABDLr, Immature, ABUniv...

243 - The Sexisode

10 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie, Chloe, and Kimmy as they discuss a new diaper by Rearz, a new onesie by StraitJacketShop, and their recent sexual escapades!  Kimmy talk...

242 - A Suggestive Thumb Suck

03 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

*Warning* Some loud sounds and bad audio at points!Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the positive reinforcement in modern media and how Sophie can...

241 - It Takes Bounce To Baby Dance

27 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie, Chloe, and Kimmy as they discuss the new alphabet song, how to baby dance, and the final few days of the Diaper Design Contest!  They al...

240 - The Aliens Are A Metaphor (Sophie's Route)

20 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie, Chloe, and Kimmy for this special three-part episode!  In this episode, they talk temporary tattoos and Sophie's struggles with feeling ...

239 - Can't Spank A Crying Girl (Kimmy's Route)

13 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie, Chloe, and Kimmy for this special three-part episode!  In this episode, they talk about how there is only one kind of squirrel and Kimmy...

238.5 - My Poor Diaper!

13 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie & Chloe for a mini episode, where they talk about their diaper designs for the Diaper Design Contest! ^_^ (You can find these on Twitt...

238 - Don't Play A Game You Can't Win (Chloe's Route)

06 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie, Chloe, and Kimmy for this special three-part episode!  In this episode, they talk about the best arcade games for babies and Chloe's str...

237 - Return Of The Diaper Design Contest

30 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the new Diaper Design Contest starting August 1st until August 31st!  If you want to design your own diaper, en...

236 - ESP (Essential Soft Padding)

23 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss a way to identify if your friends are subs, Chloe's ESP, Sophie's allergies, and back to school supplies.  Make...

235 - Hey Jazzie

16 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Special guest appearance by podcaster and diapered somersault champion Jasmine Starshine.  You can find her stuff at www.atoddswithgod.comJoin Sophie...

234 - Newton's Fourth Law

09 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the true purpose of pharmacies, solutions to itchiness, and punishments for saying a swear.  Make sure to join ...

233 - Bet Against The House

02 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss whether or not you should talk to your therapist about kink.  They also start a new segment where they ask the ...

232 - The Wager Most Ordinary

25 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Lady Sophie and Lady Chloe as they discuss the new naughty nappies in response to the dainty diaper.  Then join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss...

231 - My Vision Is Not Known To You

18 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss a different podcast and a surprise package that appeared on their doorstep.  They also discuss the new rebrandi...

230 - Supervised In Seattle

11 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the importance of voting.  They also interview Ms. S, who runs an ABDL daycare!  Make sure to join the Subscri...

229 - Sophie Goes To The Doctor

04 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the hypnotic motives of the cicadas and Sophie's trip to the doctor.  Also, there may be a revival of a fan-fav...

228 - Quantum Continence

28 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss Sophie's perfectly normal shirt, a new technological marvel called the Cyper, and the use of diapers as a politi...

227 - The Mac & Cheese Initiation

21 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss their status on some on-going projects.  They also invite Joe onto the show to ask an important question: how d...

226 - Boy Diaper's Mongolian BBQ

14 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss some new ageplay lingo.  Kimmy and Lyra also make an appearance to review the SLW yogurt baby bottles!  Make s...

225 - D.U.M.B. Goals

07 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie, Chloe, and Kimmy as they discuss an alternative to SMART goals, some troubles with non-compatible littlespaces, and non-Mommy/Daddy CG ar...