The Usual Bet

132 - It's On The Wi-Fi

21 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Featuring Lyra, famous for leaking on literally everything and also being Sophie's girlfriend!  Find her on Twitter @LyraLunaSilverJoin Sophie and Ch...

131 - Sweet Dreams With Malice And Fear

14 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the application of cap and trade carbon taxes on adulthood, solving all the world's economic and environmental p...

130 - Yeehaw!

07 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Kimmy as she discusses squirr⁠— no wait, that's not right.  Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss their CAPcon panel, different kinds of bun...

129 - The Crayon Used To Color Our World

31 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss their road trip across the country and the important landmarks they visited along the way!  Places such as: The...

128 - Little Diaperdilla

24 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss their favorite clothes, the Unusual Space, and moving diapers from one house to another.  Also, Chloe tries to ...

127 - We Have Bunn To Counteract Entropy

17 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the names-to-verbs pipeline, the need for a non-gendered and non-specific Caregiver's Day, and what D&D clas...

126 - You Still Count, Even If You Can't

10 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe for the Count-a-thon Finale!  In this episode, Sophie, Chloe, and Kimmy tell stories that express how much they truly love bein...

125 - Tinkle Tinkle Little Star

03 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe for the Count-a-thon Part 3!  In this episode, Sophie and Chloe discuss the effects of marijuana on Little Space, the hypnotic ...

124 - Put Me In, Coach

26 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe for the Count-a-thon Part 2!  In this episode, Sophie and Chloe catch up after a long vacation apart and discuss alternative ti...

Bonus - Chloe Goes To IKEA

19 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We are on vacation this week!  But enjoy this recording of Sophie taking Chloe to IKEA for the first time!  If you want to support our show and get ...

123 - Nameless Squiggly Line

12 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe for the Usual Bet Count-a-thon, hosted by the Counter Extraordinaire herself!  In this episode, Sophie will teach you how to co...

122 - Unanimously

05 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss one of Sophie's weird dreams, the water drinking experiences of Chloe and Kimmy, and the scarcity of toy commerc...

121 - Friendship Ended With Water

29 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss poofy diapers, Sophie's war stories from the Great Water Challenge, and TeddyCon's exchange of hands.  Make sur...

120 - Booba

22 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the regression effects of Wordle, Sophie's water intake which is either perfectly normal or radically dangerous,...

119 - The State Of The Padding

15 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss The Usual Bet musical episode, two-tape (and six tape??) diapers, and a new cinematic venture involving zombies!...

118 - Non-Newtonian Sophie

08 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss a serious problem with pet cages, the most recent attack on their furniture, and Sophie's Sex Update!  Make sur...

117 - Recreational Diaper Use

01 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss an unprecedented victory, power struggles in ageplay, and Chloe's Sex Update!  And if you're listening to this ...

116 - Universal Nexus of Coincidence

22 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe for the season finale of the show, where all the plot threads throughout time and space finally culminate in an ultimate act of ...

115 - The Valley Of Shame

15 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the information they share on this show, the ideal social acceptance of dressing baby, and other things that sho...

114 - It's Time For WereDaddy!

08 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss BabLibs and which monsters (from the monster-girl trope) would make the best caregivers!  Make sure to join the...

113 - You Want A Good Quality Rub

01 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss Lunar New Year traditions for Littles, the various kinds of diaper checks, and which ones are our favorite!  Ma...

112 - You're Getting Sleepingirl...

25 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Featuring sleepingirl, an author, podcaster, and all-around hypnosis genius!  Find all her books/games/podcasts at https://sleepingirl.carrd.co/Join ...

111 - Coming Home From The Diaper Wars

18 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the new ABU diapers - Little Kings and AlphaGatorZ (ohmygosh it's A to Z, now I get it!) - and why they are cool...

110 - To Mush Or Not To Mush

11 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the Top 5 Biggest Leaks, the Year of Twos, and new years resolutions!  Make sure to join the Patreon to vote on...

109 - You're Emily Now

04 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe for a depressing conversation about not being a good enough Little.  No bet this week, but you can join the Patreon all the sam...

108 - Bottom To My Familiar

28 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss TSA butt pats and a Little's best animal companion. They also turn their theoretical reward and punishment pacif...

107 - Live From Inside Mars

21 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Featuring Lyra, an online diaper sensation and someone who knows what food is.  Find her on Twitter @LyraLunaSilverJoin Sophie and Chloe as they disc...

106 - Non-Fudgible Tykables

14 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss time travel baby scenarios, the new NFT trend, and what a trilogy of Baby Matrix movies would look like. Make su...

105 - Boss Baby Hijacks The Parade

07 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe for this Snow Days episode as they discuss a lot of stuff they've already discussed before, such as a revised d20 game, unbearab...

104 - Baby Testers

30 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the rules of their new d20 potty game, the worst punishment pacifiers, and how to make reward pacifiers.  Make ...

103 - The M Stands For Slope

23 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss a Sophie's ADHD test, the future of carseats, and a new idea for potty training game using a single d20.  Make ...

102 - Make Me Floss Mommy

16 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe (and Chloe's Mommy) as they discuss a new derogatory baby term, some recommended amendments to dentistry, and solutions to the c...

101 - Baby Shark's Kinkeasy

09 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss babyproofing the world, the innovative new AirBAB, and the tendency to see Littles wherever they go.  Make sure...

100 - Ageplay 101

02 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

For their 2nd Anniversary, Sophie and Chloe tackle the daunting question "What is ageplay?" in this special vanilla-friendly episode!  This episode w...

99 - The Usual Bat 2: Slicing The Halloween Pumpkin

26 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe for an all new Halloween special!  In this interactive children's TV show parody, you and the girls will decorate the house, go...

98 - When I Snap My Fingers

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they go through the fundamental principles of hypnosis, common misconceptions, and a how-to guide of hypno play.  Be the hyp...

97 - Lyra's Fudgy Baby Bottle

12 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Featuring Lyra, an online diaper sensation and amazing cook.  Find her on Twitter @LyraLunaSilverJoin Sophie, Chloe, and Lyra as they discuss Rugrats...

96 - Three Points For A Paddle Break

05 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss birthdays, hypnosluts, a recent visit to the renaissance fair, and why gravity may or may not be anti-Little!  ...

95 - Gonna Have A Good Night

28 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss renaissance festivals, the invention of plastic, babies in the middle ages, the importance of baby powder and it...

94 - Sophie's Badonk That Won't Quit

21 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Featuring JuiceBox, an amazing ABDL artist and the creator of The Usual Bet cover art.  Find him on Patreon at www.patreon.com/JuiceBoxArtJoin Sophie...

93 - Playing Ketchup

14 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss how hard it is to explain your ABDL job to vanillas, Sophie's tendency to cry in elementary school, and the rece...

92 - Forbidden Strawberry Milk

07 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the first ever baby girl showcase, the radioactive property of Baby, and why Littles have different voices and s...

91 - Baby Bottle Diaper Crinkle

31 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss a new rock-paper-scissors game, a new set of Magic the Gathering cards, and what to do when someone catches you ...

90 - We've All Seen The Monkey, Sally

24 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they foolishly let Kimmy come up with the opening topic.  Then they run through a couple Chloe-picked topics, such as what b...

89 - We'll Always Have the Playpen

17 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they run through a ton of Sophie-picked topics, such as ABDL Casablanca, the reason people are bottoms, the Totally Spies reb...

88 - The Lost Elizabeth

10 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Starring the ever-talented Lizzy James, professional ABDL babysitter and adorable little girl.  Find her on her website: https://www.misslizzyjames.c...

87 - Spanks 4 Thanks (CasaCast 2021)

03 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join us for a special episode at CasaCon - a weekend-long get-together of Little friends - hosted by our wonderful friend Casa.  Prepare yourself for...

86 - Crawling A Mile In Our Diapers

27 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss some new cursed lingo, the ongoing rivalry with Boss Baby, and the environmental conscientiousness of disposable...

85 - Make Me An Art, Dude

20 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Featuring Lilyblax, a remarkable ABDL artist and the creator of this episode's cover art!  Find her on Patreon at www.patreon.com/LilyblaxJoin Sophie...

84 - I Look Like A Prosti-tot

13 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they try freezer-chilled diapers, talk about job interviews, and discuss the recent ABDL Tweet by the Northshore medical diap...

83 - Refrigerate Your Diapers

06 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss cold compress diapers, a new popular Rogue-like game, and ways to make your own inside or outside "collars".  M...

82 - You Are Your Own Baby Bouncer

29 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss Chloe's crazy anime theories and have a long discussion on Littleness and mental health.  Make sure to join the...

Dear Listeners - #SaveThePadcast

22 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Though the Nanny Authority could not prevent two naughty babies from releasing this unflattering review of our operations, we would like to assure the...

81 - Cookie Queen's Lunar Space Laser

15 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss doing lewd stuff with pets in the room, the tenuous cookie status of oatmeal raisin, and the controversial topic...

80 - Personal Sophie Announcement

08 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss a long week of camping and zoo trips, babysitters, and professional daycare services.  Make sure to join the Pa...

79 - Sophie & Chloe's Excellent Adventure

01 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss getting outed as an ABDL and stories of getting (or almost getting) caught.  Make sure to join the Patreon or S...

78 - Control the Sog Levels

25 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss Sophie's newest baby shot and all the best Little/Middle TV shows for people who don't like the baby ones.  Mak...

77 - You Bib Bab

18 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the winners of the Diaper Design Contest and Sophie's desperate need for a bib.  Make sure to join the Patreon ...

76 - We Can Be An Eldritch Family

11 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they attempt to podcast while drunk.  And when that doesn't work, join them as they discuss the new Resident Evil game, the ...

75 - Diaper Design Contest

04 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss ABDL diaper designs and a baby safari game not unlike the new Pokemon Snap.  If you want to design your own dia...

74 - There's Beauty in Destruction

27 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the unfathomable sport of cricket, their greatest accomplishments as Littles, and which is better: building bloc...

73 - Diapers Kill Gender

20 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss cold opens, double diapers, and gender expression within the ABDL lifestyle.  Bonus topic: super glue and pacif...

72 - Taco Bell On My Baby Slut Shirt

13 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss an old god named Daddy, the revival of the pull-up market, and a quick PSA on vaccines.  Make sure to join the ...

Dear Listeners - Personal Day

06 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

No episode this week, friends!  But you guys have a bet with audience participation nonetheless.  Stay safe, and make sure to take time for yourself...

71 - Head Empty, Diaper Full

30 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss a scary nighttime encounter, intelligence play with Littles, and the upcoming pull-up pandemic.  Make sure to j...

70 - Send Us the Mommy Male!

23 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Featuring JuiceBox, an amazing ABDL artist and the creator of The Usual Bet cover art.  Find him on Patreon at www.patreon.com/JuiceBoxArtJoin Sophie...

69 - Nice

16 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's origin story, the true meaning of Daylight Savings Time, and the topic you've a...

68 - Internet Culture Causes Regression

09 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss capital letters, caregivers in diapers, and reward systems for Littles.  Make sure to join the Patreon to possi...

67 - Bimbaby Supreme

02 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they are punished for their wrongdoings.  They also discuss adult baby shower games and a potentially new TV drama called Ba...

66 - I'm Gonna Break the Speed Waddle Record!

23 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the M word, subscription boxes, and the entire industry of Baby VR.  Make sure to join the Patreon to vote on.....

65 - A Full Filling Experience

16 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Featuring 34Qucker, diaper bondage artist and baby slave aficionado.  Find him on Patreon at www.patreon.com/34QuckerJoin Sophie and Chloe as they di...

64 - Schrödinger's Diaper

09 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss presidential nominations, babysonas, and both romantic and platonic Valentine's Day options for Littles.  Make ...

63 - Let Me Put On My Serious Hat

02 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss full body towel diapers, transparent presidential campaigns, and how to find middle grounds in kinky relationshi...

62 - Interview with a Vampudding

26 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Featuring Pudding, who is a writer and probably not Chloe.  Find her on Patreon at www.patreon.com/sophieandpuddingJoin Sophie and Chloe as they disc...

61 - You Know Daddy's Always Right

19 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Featuring Miss Lemon, Chloe's mommy and at least one of her girlfriends.  Find her on Twitter @lemonpangolinJoin Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the...

60 - Kimmy's First Law of Bratting

12 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe in their re-run episode on brats, where they discuss what brats are, why they act the way they do, and ways to handle them.  Ma...

59 - A Plastic Bag That You Wear

05 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Featuring our vanilla roommate Mark, who knows all about our Little antics.  Find him in the void where he belongs.Join Sophie and Chloe as they disc...

58 - Absorbent Bike Pants

29 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss holiday gifts, New Years resolutions, and how the space program can benefit ABDLs. Check us out on Twitter @TheU...

57 - Happy Snow Days from 2019

22 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss baby gate entrapment and a new little-centric winter holiday.  Make sure to join the Patreon to vote on this we...

56 - Jonesing For Your Dips

15 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss an elaborate dystopian future without diapers, a buddy cop movie set there, and why Sophie and Chloe really shou...

55 - Real Adventurers Wear Diapers

08 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss their 200 hours in diapers, tiny cell phones, and a fae mommy warlock patron for tabletop games.  Make sure to ...

54 - Secret Agent Baby Missions

01 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the evolution of favorite diapers, winter fun times, and whatever the heck 'secret agent baby missions' means. ...

53 - My Answer Is I Don't Know

24 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they have another uncharacteristically serious topic about public play.  Please remember that these feelings aren't necessar...

52 - We're Gonna Get GameFreaky

17 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss rainbow sex, Pokemon: Baby Edition, and the spectrum of baby time.  Make sure to join the Patreon to vote on th...

51 - The Bare Essentials

10 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss movies, emails, and the existential concept of why people actually listen to this show.  Make sure to join the ...

50 - Super Special Anniversary Edition Live Show

03 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe for their first ever live show!  They take questions from people on Discord and discuss the origin of the show, their most sent...

49 - The Usual Bat Halloween Special!

27 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome, listeners, to a Halloween haunted house spooktastic extravaganza!  Join Sophie and Chloe as they dress up in the best Little costumes, watch...

48 - One, Two, Four

20 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss imposter syndrome, things that are incongruent with Littleness, and how to cope with that dissonance.  Make sur...

47 - Kinder Town

13 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the future utopian/dystopian ageplay island society.  Make sure to join the Patreon to vote on the name of our ...

46 - Control the Means of Regression

06 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the magic of butt plugs, the ice cream of the future, and ABDL story tropes.  Make sure to join the Patreon to ...

45 - You Can Has Diaper

29 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss dismantling fate, a diaper-based cryptocurrency, and the new ABDL zodiac.  Make sure to join the Patreon to vot...

44 - I'm Baby, Grandma

22 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss a cute girl Sophie just met, an adorable new shirt design, and how to buy toys responsibly.  Make sure to join ...

43 - When the Planet Decides to Humiliate You

15 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Featuring Casa, our friend and Discord moderator.Join Sophie, Chloe, and Casa as they discuss why diapers and lakes don't mix and rant about the new "...

42 - Chaotic Mischief of a '90s Cartoon

08 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss train noises, constructive tantruming, and the regressive powers of the Chaos Emeralds.  Ensuing shenanigans re...

41 - The Mobile Babytown

01 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss plushie overflow and toddlerizing your room.  Also, the final winners of the The Great Padding Giveaway are ann...

40 - The Great Padding Giveaway

25 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Special thanks to ABUniverse for sponsoring our diaper giveaway finale!Join Sophie and Chloe as they conclude the Padcast Padding Giveaway, then talk ...

39 - Valence Electron Kink Code

18 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie, Chloe, and Kimmy as they discuss ways Littles can be dominant.  They also have an uncharacteristically serious conversation about non-mo...

38 - ABDL is Punk!

11 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Featuring Roxy, a customer service representative for ABUniverse!Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss how ABDL is punk culture, what holidays are the...

37 - The Floof-Poof Scale

04 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss the scale of diaper poofiness, car ride stories, and the best coloring utensils.  Make sure to join the Patreon...

36 - Light Waddle & Heavy Waddle

28 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss what to do when your Little is sick, the upcoming Ultimate Baby Warrior course, and Chloe's potty training chart...