The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG
Episodes
The Galaxy’s Luckiest Charmer
19 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The Lucky Strike re-entered the Warp, and Morgan informed Solomon and Damien that they were in greater danger, but did not relay that the danger was n...
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.09 - The Body Remembers
12 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The crew of the Lucky Strike was becalmed for 137 days. Solomon and Talos Ivo discussed Solomon’s Book of Ezekiel, and Damien in turn spent time wit...
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.08 - Failure Is Not An Option
05 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Solomon had Talos Ivo sanctify his auramite-infused xenos glaive by inscribing symbols onto it that represented his companions. Avarice learned that t...
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.07 - Sanctus Fortus Unus
26 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Damien questioned Morgan about the auramite aquila necklace that CL053T had made, and she revealed that she had requested it for Damien to wear becaus...
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.07 - Sanctus Fortus Unus
26 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Damien questioned Morgan about the auramite aquila necklace that CL053T had made, and she revealed that she had requested it for Damien to wear becaus...
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.06 - Becalmed
19 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Morgan, Damien, and Solomon discussed the findings from their initial investigations into the recent incursion aboard the Lucky Strike. They decided t...
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.05 - Damage Done
12 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Morgan needed answers about possible tampering in Avarice’s brain, but CL053T wouldn’t permit Talos Ivo to perform a scan on the Savant, so Morgan...
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.04 - Motive and Opportunity
05 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
While the intruders were sucked into space through the open airlock, Morgan, Damien, and Solomon managed to hang on until Talos Ivo secured the seal o...
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.03 - The Bifurcated Brain
29 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
With Judge Rex nowhere to be found and Morgan injured and poisoned, Brother Solomon and Damien continued to fight their way out of their room. Damien ...
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.02 - Full Potential
22 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The Lucky Strike was boarded while its crew slept. Morgan awoke to an intruder in her room who seemed human, but moved like a Drukhari. The strange be...
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.01 - Threat Level Omega
15 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The agents completed another mission, having rescued the Heretek Talos Ivo, and resolved the Drukhari incursion within the Hawkstar system. Morgan, Da...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.36 - Parting Gifts
08 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
As Solomon duelled the Incubus, the wraithbone Warp gate opened a portal to Commorragh, and the Archon grew impatient, popping the heads of Governor D...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.35 - A Prayer in Steel
01 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The band fought and destroyed the massive Spyrer Amberlin. Morgan used the password Hydra Dominatus to access the throne room where two Drukhari beari...
One Shot - The Nightmare Before Squigmas - Part 3
27 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy holidays from all of us at Dumb-Dumbs & Dice! We hope you enjoy this One Shot, “The Nightmare Before Squigmas,” a holiday journey into t...
One Shot - The Nightmare Before Squigmas - Part 2
27 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy holidays from all of us at Dumb-Dumbs & Dice! We hope you enjoy this One Shot, “The Nightmare Before Squigmas,” a holiday journey into t...
One Shot - The Nightmare Before Squigmas - Part 1
27 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy holidays from all of us at Dumb-Dumbs & Dice! We hope you enjoy this One Shot, “The Nightmare Before Squigmas,” a holiday journey into t...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.34 - The Kabal of the Bladed Cage
25 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As the agents attempted to drive through the main gate of the governor’s estate, their rank spike was flagged, alarms sounded, and the guard attacke...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.33 - The Spyrer
18 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Having saved a few hundred Imperial citizens, the agents patched themselves up and reported back the Beatrice Hawkstar, who introduced them another me...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.32 - The Source of the Rot
11 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amidst the burning xenos ship, the agents faced off against a Drukhari ambush: a powerful Sybarite alongside Kabalite warriors. Rex 2 took a lot of da...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.31 - Justice Before People
04 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Deep in the burrows, the Inquisitorial agents heard the screams of people facing off with Drukhari in the darkness of the tunnels. Solomon and the Jud...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.30 - The Inferior Species
27 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In the dark distance, the agents could hear Drukhari attacking Imperial citizens. Damien gave his data slate to one of the burrow citizens so they cou...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.29 - Hellions
20 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Out of the darkness, a Jetbike bearing a terrifying rider with its sword out, raced past Solomon and just barely missed him. Damien realized that the ...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.28 - Screams in the Dark
13 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The agents entered the burrows to find a city beneath a city with an entire society functioning with good people and a sense of community, even though...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.27 - The City Below
06 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Morgan took and chance and told Beatrice Hawkstar that their benefactor wanted them to help the pirates resume their operation, at which point Beatric...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.26 - Half Truths
30 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The agents made their way into the governor’s estate with the help of their Administratum guide. With the governor unavailable, their goal became to...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.25 - The Emperor’s Tears
23 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A member of the Administratum greeted the agents-in-disguise, and informed them that some heretics were causing a problem, but the purges would sort i...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.24 - A Monofamilial Governate
16 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Gellar field, now improved by Talos Ivo, held fast through the warp and let the agents sleep more soundly until the ship abruptly changed course t...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.23 - The Hawkstar System
09 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As the days passed with no new missions, the Inquisitorial band added their personal touches to the chapel and created new daily rituals. Solomon’s ...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.22 - Sanctified
02 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Having spoken with Valentyne, Morgan gathered the crew to inspire them to stay the course. She then practiced combat tactics with Judge Rex in a succe...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.21 - The Taming of the Grox
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
For four days, CL053T worked on Solomon, to save his life, as Solomon was stuck in a bizarre dream state. When he awoke, his body was covered in scars...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.20 - The Flesh is Weak
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Brother Solomon could still be saved, but to do so, CL053T gave Morgan two options for replacing his lower-half: either an artificial grav option that...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.19 - DECEASED
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With the Gellar field still weakened, Damien experienced another warp pulse and hit Solomon and a Daemonette with necrotic energy, and Judge Rex set R...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.18 - Perils of the Warp
04 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As the Lucky Strike entered the warp, the crew’s sleep was disturbed by nightmares. As Damien slept, he saw the daemon, Kestrel, who was responsible...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.17 - Warp Dreams
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Finally back aboard their ship, the Lucky Strike, the agents secured Talos Ivo, and received healing or augmetic repairs. When they retired to their s...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.16 - A Mind Too Small for Doubt
21 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial agents fought to gain entrance into the nearby ship. When Morgan entered, she came face-to-face with a chained up and bloodied Talos...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.15 - Talos Ivo
14 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The agents made their way toward the Jumentierre Estate, and found improvised Valkyrie fliers that would give the Crimson Brothers advantage in the fi...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.14 - A Deft Touch
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Having escaped the Flensing House, the band took a short rest to treat their wounds and regroup, now in the company of two Arbitrators and a soldier. ...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.13 - A Complicating Factor
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After finishing off the Flayed Man and the Ascended Brother, Damien and Judge Rex sifted through data and learned that Talos Ivo had been transferred ...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.12 - Heretic vs Heretic
24 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Inside the Flensing House, Damien fought and seriously wounded the Flayed Man, while outside, Larsa Quinn was killed and Arbitrators joined the fight ...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.11 - Reinforcements & Warpfire
17 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Morgan retrieved the damaged Romeo, but was spotted and a firefight ensued. Judge Rex and Damien continued to fake their way through checkpoints withi...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.10 - Blood Sacrifice
10 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Morgan and Brother Solomon provided overwatch from an adjacent building, while Damien and Judge Rex talked their way into the higher levels of the Fle...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.09 - The Flensing House
03 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The inquisitorial band trudged through the battlefield wasteland, heading toward the northernmost hive of Arcturus IV, in the hopes of retrieving thei...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.08 - The Symbol of Khorne
26 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
At the crash site, the Inquisitorial agents discovered that their target, Talos Ivo, was gone and the Arbitrators were on their way to the hive to loc...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.07 - In the Guise of the Heretic
19 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The agents flew across the battlefield in their stolen Aquila Lander toward the crash site and their Heretek target, only to spot several Khornate cul...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.06 - Crash Site
12 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Judge Rex and the Mechanicus representative presented arguments for who should gain custody of the Heretek, but the Magistrate revealed their target’...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.05 - Arbites v. Mechanicus
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The agents set out on their first mission, to extract an imprisoned Heretek whose experiments should prove useful. Armed with forged papers for prison...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.04 - Arcturus IV
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Brother Solomon convinced the rest of the inquisitorial band to undergo a secret ceremony from his homeworld, in order to understand each other and be...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.03 - The Secret Ceremony
22 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Interrogator Morgan Rhalls, working under Special Condition, collected the final members of her new crew: a psyker, Damien Proxima, and Avarice, their...
Agents of the Inquisition - 1.02 - A Pious Psyker
15 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Having received orders from her inquisitor, Interrogator Morgan Rhalls set out to gather the operatives for her new retinue. Judge Buchanan Rex and Br...
Introducing...Agents of the Inquisition: A Warhammer 40K RPG - 1.01 - Special Condition
08 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Interrogator Morgan Rhalls is hauled out of prison and assigned a team of hand-picked operatives to lead on a mission ordered by Roboute Guilliman hi...
4.41 - Heresy’s End (SERIES FINALE)
01 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band are facing an ork army inside the palace! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) opened the gate and declared Pandora a de...
4.40 - No Surrender
24 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band are facing marines and Necrons trying to escape Mars! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) felled an enemy but awakened the xe...
4.39 - “Eli Sharpe”
17 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band are storming Nikos Manta’s lab! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) claimed a new golden arm, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltast...
4.38 - Reconsecration
10 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band are in control of a Titan! Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) burned Blackhand and the Duke with warpfire before Attikus (Tyl...
4.37 - The Brutal Aquila
03 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have boarded the Titan! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was pleased with the plan of attack, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesie...
4.36 - The Warbringer
27 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band are desperately trying to escape Mars! Valentyne‘s (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) ruse convinced Sandor Rafferty to get hi...
4.35 - Pretender to The Throne
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band are in trouble on Mars! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) barely dodged a death by scarabs, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @T...
4.34 - The Red Planet
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have made it to Mars! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) faced off with Galen and denied the heretic’s every ambitio...
4.33 - Pious Rage
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band are on their way to see the dying Archon! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) explained his mindset to Gideon (Josh Halbot, @...
4.32 - The Warpfire Mask
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have joined forces with a drukhari poisoner! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) prepared to fight an Ur-Ghul, Gideon (Josh H...
4.31 - The Poisoner’s Tale
20 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have won over Archon Davros! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) studied the weakening Drukhari leader, Gideon (Josh Halbot, ...
4.30 - Court of The Archon
13 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have defeated a wych cult! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) lost his organic arm to the enemy, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesi...
4.29 - A Blessed Maiming
06 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band are battling a wych cult! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) destroyed an enemy transport with her dark lance, Valentyne (Ryan La...
4.28 - Fish in a Barrel
30 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band are ambushing a wych cult! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) took to a high vantage point to snipe at the enemy, Valentyne (Ryan...
4.27 - Choke Point
23 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have allied with an Archon! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made the group’s value to the drukhari clear, Attikus...
4.26 - Talented Hands
16 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band are entering a drukhari citadel! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) challenged Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) to...
4.25 - Mean Streets
09 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have entered Commorragh! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) used Trin Rakai to locate the gate, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @...
4.24 - Commorragh, The Dark City
02 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band received everything they need from the Black Library! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) learned his personal demon wa...
4.23 - Hope of The Warp
26 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band are receiving information and equipment from the Black Library! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) asked about the con...
4.22 - The Psyker & The Civilian
19 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have awoken inside the Black Library! Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) slept thro...
4.21 - Comfortable Blasphemies
12 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have arrived at the Black Library! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinced the librarians to allow them entry, Gi...
4.20 - The Black Library
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have entered the Black Library! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) defeated yet another daemonhost, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @ba...
4.19 - Elm’stat’s Last Laugh
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band are facing ever worsening odds at the foot of the warp gate! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is in combat with both the F...
4.18 - An Untimely Arrival
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band are losing the battle with the Filth Lord’s gang! Valentyne’s (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) plan fell apart instantly, ...
4.17 - Highs & Lows
14 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band are assaulting the Filth Lord himself! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) disabled the sprayers over the gate, Morgan ...
4.16 - The Filth Lord
07 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band are making their way toward the Filth Lord! Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) survived his perils of the warp and protected ...
4.15 - Embrace The Grandfather
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band are attacking a plague marine! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) laid the plan for their ambush, Morgan (Del Borovic,...
4.14 - In Security
24 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band are racing towards the security room! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) finished off the enemy champion, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, ...
4.13 - An Offered Hand
18 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band are facing death in an enemy tower! Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) burned Nurglings as well as his closest ally, Morgan (...
4.12 - Faster Alone or Slower Together
10 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band are in a desperate battle with the forces of chaos! Gideon’s (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) powers failed him, Morgan (Del Bor...
4.11 - Critically Imperilled
05 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band are battling up a tower! Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) blew up a landing pad to distract the enemy, Valentyne (Ryan LaPl...
4.10 - Firestarter
26 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have infiltrated the enemy city! Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) was nearly caught by Plaguebearers, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt...
4.09 - Waking the Dreamers
19 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have gained a new ally! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) won over Origath the Plaguebearer, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @...
4.08 - The Wrath of Man
12 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band are searching for a portal! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) claimed the “seed” and interrogated Gideon Vega (Jo...
4.07 - Hammer in Search of a Nail
05 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have been provided with a path to Terra! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) got the information they needed from Trin ...
4.06 - The Cabal
29 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have discovered a way to speak to Trin Rakai! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) punched a demon into the warp, Valentyne (R...
4.05 - Excommunicate Traitoris
22 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band defeated raiders and now face a demon! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) mastered bike ...
4.04 - The Sword & The Servitor
15 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band are advancing across the planet! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) took charge of the survivors and claimed weapons f...
4.03 - Last Rites
08 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have been joined by Gideon Vega (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane)! We experienced the celestial season that led Gideon to the demon...
4.02 - The Last Son of Greybridge
01 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have stumbled onto a demon planet! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) killed Trin Rakai to deny the demon whispering i...
4.01 - Heretical Economics
25 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have travelled to a demon planet! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) ensured Trin Rakai travelled alongside them to en...
3.97 - A Frustration and An Honour
18 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band are caught in a fresh conspiracy! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) reunited with the In...
3.96 - Unexpected Allies
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band are fighting through an assault within the palace! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) esc...
3.95 - Behind the Painting
04 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have started killing inside the cloud palace! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) searched a space marine’s office, A...
3.94 - Charming
27 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band are advancing their plans in the cloud palace! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) began wielding his new authority, At...
3.93 - A King’s Secret
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band are struggling at the cloud palace! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) took control of the defences, Attikus (Tyler He...
3.92 - Alone Again
13 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band are active in the cloud palace! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) surveilled the defence...
3.91 - Tour of Duty
11 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band is aboard the cloud palace! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) began studying the exterio...
3.90 - The Lord's Eyes & Ears
04 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band’s agent has married the Duke! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) oversaw the safety of ...
3.89 - A White Wedding
28 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band’s royal wedding is about to start! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) are in attendance...