The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG
Episodes
2.36 - Bombs and Betrayal
10 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The race concluded and Jacinta Skullshield was finally killed. Lucia Bane won the race, and therefore the governorship, giving the band time to regrou...
2.35 - Shepherds and Sheep
03 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band isn’t out of the race just yet. Piper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) and Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) avoided the Sisters...
2.34 - Bombardment
27 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The race began with frustrating uncertainty. Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) told Nero and Seth to do whatever they wanted to do and then removed he...
2.33 - The Race Begins
20 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The delicate bond holding the Inquisitorial band together began to fracture. Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) gave his insignia to Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyle...
2.32 - The Best Laid Plans…
13 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band inadvertently pushed Krungus Marcus into an alliance with Jacinta Skullshield. They did, however, manage to equip themselves. N...
2.31 - Choosing Sides
06 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With the day of the race upon them, the Inquisitorial band decided that Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) would be their runner. Olianne sought Ignati...
2.30 - The Wildcard
30 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band continued to play politics while wrestling with themselves. Piper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) was returned to her original st...
2.29 - Surgery
23 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band was once again forced to make difficult decisions. Owing Lucia Bane a favour, Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to persu...
2.28 - Every Man Is His Own World
22 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The band convinced Vulcan that Piper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) was Rancid and acquired the crown from the heist. Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) and Ol...
2.27 - The Blood Price
09 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After Warden and Jacinta narrowly escaped the Skullshield attack and retaliation, the Inquisitorial band was immediately forced to fight as fire raine...
2.26 - The Deadly Hiss
02 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The heist has commenced! Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) disguised themselves and destroyed the cameras follo...
2.25 - Changing Places
25 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band arrived at the citadel for the heist. Piper’s (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) disguise caused Gazzy to question his faith in th...
2.24 - I Know What You Did
18 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band apprised Gazzy Colon of their plan. Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) intimated to Gazzy that the Inquisition’s activities w...
2.23 - Triumph & Despair
11 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have prepared for the heist. Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) proposed that Piper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) impersonate R...
2.22 - The Anatomy Of A Heist
04 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band found themselves mired in conflict. Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) revealed that she’d precipitated a cold war between Hou...
2.21 - A Call From On High
28 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band sought out vital information. They confirmed that Gazzy Colon and Lucia Bane’s blood matched their genetic profiles, a book o...
2.20 - Kournos and Isabella
21 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band were caught unawares in an ambush. As the rest of the band scrambled to defend themselves, two Aeldari appeared to Nero (Tom Mc...
2.19 - Assassins in the Night
14 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band once again heard a psyker-based voice speaking of a Young Count Kournos. Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) remained convinced that Hor...
2.18 - What You Did
07 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A number of bargains were struck with the House leaders. Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) secured Bane’s support and planted a tracker on her, Oli...
2.17 - Threats and Promises
30 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
While Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was in surgery, the Hive’s leaders debated how the games should proceed. Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) express...
2.16 - The Inquisition Arrives
23 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band flexed their authority to avert disaster. Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) told Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) to kill him and tak...
2.15 - We’re Losing Him
16 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Round four of the match escalated for the Inquisitorial band. Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) pulled Skullshield into the arena and revealed his rosette, c...
2.14 - Speed and Freedom
09 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) decided it was more strategic for the band to win the tournament and renegotiated Pedes’s cut of the winnings. Ne...
2.13 - Round Four
02 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Piper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) successfully blinded Markus’s fighters, but it was clear that someone had interfered. Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler...
2.12 - Round Three
26 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band survived the second round, but Lucia Bane’s team was left with only one fighter and unlikely to win. This prompted Seth (Tyle...
2.11 - Round Two
26 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) fought valiantly and survived the first wave of combat. Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_He...
2.10 - The Games Begin
12 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The revelation of Nero’s (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) mind-wipe has the Inquisitorial band at odds after Piper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) mind-scanned h...
2.09 - Negotiations of the Heart
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band regrouped to share the intelligence they’d gathered. They have gained the services of Ignatious Ironforth of the Adeptus Mech...
2.08 - Results Are In
29 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Further strides have been made in sussing out the Homo Novis by gathering the candidates’ baseline genetic data. Piper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring)...
2.07 - A Seat At The Table
22 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have divided their efforts for maximal effect. Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) were admitted i...
2.06 - Plans Within Plans
15 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band were detained by the governor’s son, Grazzwold, but they learned that his goals align with their own. Piper (Laura Hamstra, @...
2.05 - The Emperor Has Faith In You
08 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Having made amends for the murder of a servant, the Inquisitorial band have attempted to regain some measure of esteem. After participating in the tra...
2.04 - Delectamenti Mortem
01 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Despite Nero’s (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) inebriation, the Inquisitorial band have talked their way into the Governor’s dinner. Piper (Laura Hamstra, @...
2.03 - The Citadel
01 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have arrived at Dominion Omnium. Having checked into The Bolter Express, secured their rooms, and begun to strategize their nex...
2.02 - Checking In
01 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have awoken from their hypno-casques and received orders from their Inquisitor. Tasked with discovering which of four candidate...
2.01 - [REDACTED]
01 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Temperance Pryce, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is t...
One Shot - Blood Pact: Prison Break - Part 6 (of 6)
24 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
For the next week, we'll be on hiatus while we gear up for Season 2! In the meantime, we've got you covered with a 6-episode one shot, Blood Pact: Pri...
One Shot - Blood Pact: Prison Break - Part 5 (of 6)
17 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
For the next 2 weeks, we'll be on hiatus while we gear up for Season 2! In the meantime, we've got you covered with a 6-episode one shot, Blood Pact: ...
One Shot - Blood Pact: Prison Break – Part 4 (of 6)
10 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
For the next 3 weeks, we'll be on hiatus while we gear up for Season 2! In the meantime, we've got you covered with a 6-episode one shot, Blood Pact: ...
One Shot - Blood Pact: Prison Break – Part 3 (of 6)
03 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
For the next 4 weeks, we'll be on hiatus while we gear up for Season 2! In the meantime, we've got you covered with a 6-episode one shot, Blood Pact: ...
One Shot - Blood Pact: Prison Break - Part 2 (of 6)
03 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
For the next 4 weeks, we'll be on hiatus while we gear up for Season 2! In the meantime, we've got you covered with a 6-episode one shot, Blood Pact: ...
One Shot - Blood Pact: Prison Break - Part 1 (of 6)
03 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
For the next 4 weeks, we'll be on hiatus while we gear up for Season 2! In the meantime, we've got you covered with a 6-episode one shot, Blood Pact: ...
1.52 - The Heresy Spreads
27 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have escaped the falling elevator and achieved their primary mission! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) swung himself and V...
1.51 - Ascent into Darkness
20 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have lost another member! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to save both of his companions, Marni (Laura Hamstra, @el...
1.50 - Save The Emperor… For The Emperor
13 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band are falling to their death in a gas-filled elevator! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) held the door as long as he could, M...
1.49 - A Double Heretic
06 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have wiped out the Skull Crawlers! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) killed Keriset, Marni (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) bl...
1.48 - A Symphony of Carnage
29 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have been forced to defend Doc ‘Tavery’s lab! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) whipped the rioting workers into a cohe...
1.47 - Attikus Rallies The Troops
22 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band had captured Doc ‘Tavey in his laboratory! Attikus’s (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) power fist made short work of the defend...
1.46 - The Golden Elixir
15 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band escaped the acid trap and are about to storm the tasting lab! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) protected the group with hi...
1.45 - Acid Rain
08 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band created a revolution that’s ending almost immediately! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Marni (Laura Hamstra, @elham...
1.44 - The Unlikely Revolutionary
01 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band’s battle with Vicodin security is ongoing! Marni (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) was almost kicked off the catwalk, Attikus (Ty...
1.43 - Enough
25 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band are engaged in combat outside the foreperson’s office! Marni (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) is fistfighting an officer, Attiku...
1.42 - Over The Top
18 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have met with Balphus Bail and combat has begun! Marni (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) got caught up with arm wrestling, Valentyn...
1.41 - Foreperson Balphus Bail
11 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have been brought to foreperson Balphus Bail. Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) determined the guards weren’t hard cases,...
1.40 - A Question Of Authority
04 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have infiltrated the distillery. Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) escaped detection by Keriset Skullcrawler, Marni (Laura ...
1.39 - The Trinity Network
25 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have arrived at the gift shop. Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) put on a disguise, Marni (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) sug...
1.38 - The Golden Dream
18 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have made their way to the town surrounding the Vicodin Factory. Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was horrified to learn h...
1.37 - The Old Inquisition Special
11 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have discovered that the conspiracy on Vicodin Prime runs deeper than expected. Marni (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) was forced ...
1.36 - An Audience With The Commissar
04 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have arrived safely and received medical care at FOB Charlie. Marni (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) is horrified by the slow rate...
1.35 - FOB-Charlie
28 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have escaped the Ork lines and finally arrived at FOB Charlie. Marni (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) survived the journey without...
1.34 - No Man’s Land
21 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have claimed an Ork vehicle and are heading for Imperial lines. Marni (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) made a deal she didn’t un...
1.33 - The Vehicle Requisition
14 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band ambushed an Ork convoy. Marni (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) stubbornly clung to life, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplant...
1.32 - Boomdakka Snazzwagon
07 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band barely escaped the caverns. Marni (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) was saved by her enemies and allies, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Ty...
1.31 - Cave In
31 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitor’s band are resisting a gang of Nobs at a terrible cost. Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) unleashed a rad grenade and the Inquisi...
1.30 - The Agony Of An Unfinished Song
24 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band have been trapped in the caves and are being assaulted by Nobs. Marni (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) blew away a squad of bomb-g...
1.29 - Killing Is Praying Twice
17 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial band had fled the safety of Marni’s (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) camp and began their journey to the surface. Marni suggested the...
1.28 - Journey To The Surface
10 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) discovered yet another new follower behind the Ork lines on Vicodin Prime. Attikus Vis (Tyler H...
1.27 - Our Impeccable Might
03 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Inquisitor Valentyne’s (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) crew died in a flaming tragedy. Valentyne woke, alone on a beach before finding a new ally ...
1.26 - The Ballad of Marnie Schwartzenberger
26 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Inquisitor Valentyne’s (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) landing at Vicodin Prime ended in tragedy. Alto was killed trying to return the ship’s po...
1.25 - Fire In His Eyes
19 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
My report completed its addendum to the past and we’re returning to the current timeline. Seconds earlier Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante...
1.24 - The First Lesson
12 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
My report is following an addendum explaining the history of Lyric and Alto, detailing their first job with their mentor Kel. Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyl...
1.23 - The Look Out
05 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial Band are trying to escape an Ork Weirdboy pilot on Vicodin Prime. Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) tried to negotiate wit...
1.22 - Among The Cliffs
29 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial Band is battling boarders over Vicodin Prime. Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) shot the attackers and opened the back d...
1.21 - The Storm In The Cabin
22 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial Band’s ship are engaged with Ork attackers over Vicodin Prime. Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found them a place to ...
1.20 - DAKKA DAKKA!
15 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial Band’s ship was attacked by Orks over Vicodin Prime. Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) attempted to care about his team’...
1.19 - Wisdom Of The Tech Priest
08 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial Band escaped the death world of Tren and prepared to capture a Rogue Trader. Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) assisted the others ...
1.18 - The Stowaway
01 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial Band escaped the death world of Tren at a high cost. Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) sacrificed Horatio, the doctor and ...
1.17 - Ascension
24 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial Band are fleeing the scene of their first battle with the Administratum towards an emergency station. Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @the...
1.16 - The Fallox Maneuver
17 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial Band are battling the twisted former Administratum of Tren. Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) got into a firing position, Lyric (La...
1.15 - How Do You Like The Park
10 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial Band are facing some kind of twisted Administratum in the jungle. Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) helped hack a recovered auspex,...
1.14 - Crash Site
03 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial Band were ambushed by a pack of Iantos. Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) continued to establish his skill with a chainswo...
1.13 - A Fist Full Of Needles
27 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial Band had begun a tram ride towards the spaceport with their new allies. Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) discovered that ...
1.12 - A Face In The Sky
22 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial Band had taken shelter with the abandoned founders of Tren. Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) was the victim of a surprise amputat...
1.11 - Triage
21 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial Band escaped xenos predators and discovered the descendants of Tren's founders. Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) repaired a machin...
1.10 - The Descendants
20 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial Band have engaged with the xenos predators of Tren and found survivors. Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) was struck down by the m...
1.09 - Pride Of Tren
19 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial Band have left their destroyed shuttle and set off for Tren’s spaceport. Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) determined th...
1.08 - Heat Signature
18 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial Band landed on the Death World of Tren. Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) was concerned about her injured leg hampering her abilit...
1.07 - The Frozen Jungle
17 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial Band solidified their alliance through blackmail and mutual necessity. Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) discovered she was a late...
1.06 - An Unlikely Alliance
16 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial Band left the Gnashers behind and made their way into the Astral Line. Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) found herself sharing the...
1.05 - The Astral Line
15 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial Band engaged the Gnashers in physical combat and emerged victorious. Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) was injured in the opening ...
1.04 - Lyrical Diplomacy
14 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Inquisitorial Band approached a local gang in the ducts and were forced into combat. Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) is in the heart of the fi...
1.03 - Into The Darkness
13 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) were forced to battle mutants while Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hew...
1.02 - Fading Glory
12 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) survived the crash of his vessel while receiving visions of the Emperor’s death, meanwhile Ly...
1.00 - The Genesys System
11 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
What exactly is the Genesys adaptation and how does it function alongside Dark Heresy? Find out now, in an out-of-game mini-episode of the Valentyne H...
1.01 - The Cathedral In The Sky
10 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Caveat Ventus, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is my report...