The Valleycast
Episodes
Elliott is celebrating by himself. HELP HIM!
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this little Valleysnack, Elliott revels in having his dissertation finally approved by his committee. So pull up a chair, crack open some crack, an...
i turned my ANXIETIES into a Tier List
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Something a little different... cause sometimes you just gotta talk it out. In this solo podcast, I discuss all the different types of anxiety I exper...
Steve gets to the bottom of this Jim Carrey thing
04 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this solo edition of The Valleycast, Steve/Waldo Zaragoza discusses Jim Carrey's so-called face, stupid children, the God of War show, waffles, and...
Birthday Boy Goes Hunting for Hobbits
25 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this rousing episode of the Valleycast, Joe and Steve wish Elliott a happy birthday, and Elliott tells them of the time he stayed in the same hotel...
What is love? Like for real, WHAT IS IT?!
18 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
With Elliott galavanting across the country, Joe and Steve finally get to talk about their favorite subject: love. And the leprechaun from St. Patty's...
Biopics that GOT IT WRONG?!
12 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Steve and Joe discuss Kevin Smith films, the Winter Olympics, biopics that ain't even TRUE, and Steve and Joe get into a screaming ma...
Elliott Learns a Dark Secret from His Past
04 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever gotten THIS call from your parents?! Elliott has. Hello, folks, and welcome back to the Valleycast. Who wants what roles from the Epstei...
Joe splits an apple in half with his BARE HANDS?!
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Tired of all the DRUHAMA? Well, sit back, enjoy this podcast with Steve Zaragoza, Elliott Morgan, and Joe Bereta, opened with Rage Against the Machine...
Steve Zaragoza talks ARC RAIDERS and the BEST FILMS FROM THE PAST YEAR!
21 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this solo Steve episode, Steve discusses his favorite movies of 2025 (like BUGONIA and FRIENDSHIP and SINNERS and MORE!) and his love of Arc Raider...
The Importance of Community and Scrabble
14 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Joe and Elliott were totally abandoned by Steve on this podcast so they responded like professionals do... with meandering conversation covering topic...
Stranger Things had the Chillest Military Ever
07 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Steve and Elliott are back, it's 2026, and we're thriving. Oh, what's that? Joe slept in? Joe joins toward the end of the podcast?! We're discussing S...
So this is Christmas and WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!
24 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A lot of podcasts don't upload this time of year. What are they afraid of? That's what I wanna know. We're out here, dropping podcasts on Christmas Ev...
Coyote did WHAT to his wife?!
17 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Elliott tells the tale of the trickster Coyote and some of his myriad exploits, and he tells tales about his tailbone. Joe listens pa...
Elliott gives you a little podcast (as a treat)
11 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of the Valleycast, Elliott does a solo WITH SPECIAL GUEST JOE BERETA! That's right, folks. Today, it's all about hygiene, models (the ...
Steve Gets COOKED by a CHILD
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today Steve and Elliott discuss their Thanksgiving holidays. Elliott had a lovely, relaxing day and Steve was viciously maligned by an infant. We also...
CELEBRITY DEATHSNATCH
20 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today it's all about our buddy Matt Raub's CELEBRITY DEATHSNATCH! At least that's what I think it's called! I don't know! I wasn't there for this epis...
The boys are WIGGING OUT and FARTING!
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today we don wigs, because it's been a second since we wore wigs. Have you worn a wig lately? Recreationally, I mean? It's a real thrill. But don't wo...
STEVE HAS A NEW SHOW (Also Elliott died but whatever)
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
STEVE HAS A NEW SHOW! CLICK HERE: https://www.youtube.com/@graybonesinagrave Also, Elliott died, but whatever. And this episode has Mike Flanagan, Cri...
BLACK HOODIES UNITE
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
MOVIES! Today we're talking Weapons, One Battle After Another, and how Steve is becoming a bonafide member of his community. GOOD FUH HIM. Happy Hallo...
Steve's TOP 5 MUST SEE, Lesser Known Horror Movie Classics!
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Steve Scareagoza has compiled a list of his top 5 "must-see, lesser-known" horror movie classics! And talks about his "life hacks" for helping people ...
Not Trusting AI, Totally Trusting Hayley Williams, and how EVERYTHING is a board game
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joe and Elliott get completely out of their depth talking about things they have absolutely no business talking about. They should really keep their t...
Elliott Pauses Writing his PhD to Gab About Taylor Swift (NOT A GOOD IDEA)
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
WARNING: DO NOT stop in the middle of dissertation writing to talk about Taylor Swift on a podcast by yourself. You can't HANDLE it, Elliott. And OH, ...
Steve HATES these PET PEEVES
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As time passes and life's end comes into view, sometimes we develop pet peeves. But sometimes, if you're Steve, you develop a lot of them, and you tel...
Joe and Steve Talk NEW and CLASSIC Video Games (PLUS A NEW PROJECT!)
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Joe and Steve talk about classic video games, the difficulty of Hollow Knight, Silksong, Dark Souls/Elden Ring games, Super Mario Bro...
They Found LIFE ON MARS?!
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well, life-ish, but heck, those microbes are probably up in microbe martian Heaven, looking down upon us and enjoying this newest episode of the Valle...
Why Are Angler Fish So Creepy?
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Why are these deep-sea creatures so scary? What was Darwin even up to? What would YOU do with lotto winnings? (And no, this episode does not contain a...
Mr. Feeny, Halloween Horror Nights, and Special Guest Jesse Stilwell
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we got Steve with Jesse Stilwell, talking all things Halloween Horror Nights, Long Beach Comic Con, Hollow Night, and WITCHES! That's righ...
A Thought-Provoking Analysis of YUNGBLUD
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We got a real good one for y'all, folks. This week, we discuss Steve's recent trip to a YUNGBLUD concert. We don't wanna like him, but here we are! Jo...
Slowly Slipping Out of Our Chairs
21 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, why is Richard Dreyfus slipping out of his chair while talking to Bill Maher? IS IT BECAUSE HE AIN'T GOT NO SPINE?! I don't know, but it's a fu...
Three Dummies Talk Farts, Movies, and Other Things The Woke Doesn't Want You to Hear
14 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're back in action, talking flatulence, films, and fan theories! Elliott was expecting a bigger reaction to his theory on The Batman 2 rumors, but t...
Superman! Rats! Elliott gets YELLED AT in Scotland
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joe and Elliott speak from opposite sides of the planet as Elliott navigates the wild world of Scotland and Joe navigates... rats? It's important to n...
Elliott BRAVELY Shaves His Face After a DECADE of HIDING (Q&A!)
30 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I shaved my stupid face and I answered "your" questions, okay? Is it is as good as the episode Joe did recently? Probably not. Did I use it as an excu...
When Friends Marry Friends' Moms
24 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Joe and Steve are just total GOOFBALLS. They discuss the Switch 2, what it's like when friends start marrying your friends' moms, Dar...
Joe Reveals ALL (SourceFed, React, Barats and Bereta... pickleball)
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
People sent Joe questions and Joe takes the time to answer them. Old jobs, pickleball, huckleberries and magic 1990's magazines that helped make him a...
Elliott and Joe forget they're being recorded
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Don't like politics? Click away! But if you wanna hear a couple of dudes who probably spend too much time on their phones scream from their algorithmi...
So Joe's got this idea...
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
ATLANTA! Come see Elliott perform standup before his wife's one-hour comedy show THIS MONDAY! https://citywinery.com/atlanta/events/grace-helbig-2emxr...
Steve Plays Quiplash with YOU and Explains Stuff - LIVE Valleycast!
25 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's another LIVE Jackbox Quiplash episode! Featuring YOU, the viewers! It's good fun, sometimes filthy, always wacky! *All views and opinions express...
DEJA VU PART TWO: Elliott Takes the Red Pill
18 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did we send the wrong audio file to Steve? Was it an episode from months ago? Did you feel you'd heard it before? Well, welcome to the Valleycast. Her...
Part One: Steve Takes the Red Pill (he watched The Matrix)
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
And good morning to you, all! This is part one of a two-part series centered on a new Los Angeles attraction: COSM. No, not QUASM. That's different, b...
WHO WILL WIN?! (Final Destination vs. Mission: Impossible vs. Lilo & Stitch?!)
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Don't like watching movies so I'll listen to Steve, Elliott, and Joe talk about the film face-off (as opposed to the film, Face/Off) that is Lilo and ...
Boogie Nights, Andor, and Why You Shouldn't Read
21 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're back with Joe, Steve, and Elliott and they are more on fire than the planet Andor (I didn't pay attention to the show). In this episode, we talk...
Knowing Things Ruins Everything
15 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Come see Elliott do standup (tomorrow, Irvine!) and hear his wife talk about cancer! https://linktr.ee/GraceHelbig?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAac8KNmPu2...
Elliott's Lovely Leggy Lumps
07 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Come see Elliott do standup and hear his wife talk about cancer! https://linktr.ee/GraceHelbig?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAac8KNmPu2N9Ou3ObtyeD9LfW7Ec-d...
Silly Boys REUNITE!
01 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After what felt like WEEKS apart, Joe, Elliott, and Steve reunite to squawk and squeal about cringe memes, dumb people, cover subreddit trolling, and ...
Steve on TWELVE YEARS of Creating Content (ft. Ryan Farroki!)
24 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With Easter and For Twinny behind us, Steve takes over with another livestream, this time with guest/pal/handsome devil RYAN FARROKI! Enjoy as Steve t...
Joe and Elliott vs. CHORES?!
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We got our schedules mixed up, so here's last week's episode NOW?! Fortunately, it's more evergreen than the scent of your laundry detergent, because ...
Steve has some THOUGHTS about A Minecraft Movie
10 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From Quiplash to Minecraft, this week Steve Zaragoza goes LIVE to play games, talk movies, and entertain one and all. Did we forget to send Steve the ...
Trying to Brain the Upcoming Live-Action Legend of Zelda Film
02 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What are your thoughts on the upcoming Legend of Zelda film? Who should play Zelda, and who should play the princess? Kidding, of course. Zelda's the ...
Severance and Saratoga Water
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's that time of the year when we lower Steve into a pig trough, talk Severance, and discuss a random viral video literally MOMENTS before it expires...
Joe and Elliott COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With Steve out, it's Joelliott time. That means we're talking things that annoy us, like that trend where people just stare at a video they're watchin...
Steve's Secret Ball of Ice Cream
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As Elliott wows/disappoints Joe and Steve with his silly Ninja Creami, Steve baffles Joe and Elliott with his secret ball of ice cream. Did you have a...
Severance, birthdays, and why "WE HAVE TO GO BACK!"
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
While Elliott parades nude through the streets of storm-stricken Sarasota and while Joe moans another Monday in Montana, Steve sticks to the sweet stu...
That Phone You're Holding is a SCAM! (LIVE JACKBOX EPISODE!)
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With Bereta and Morgan both out this week, Zaragoza regales you (assuming you've already been sufficiently galed) with a fed-up diatribe of first-worl...
Steve Gets Bullied By Disney Adults (ft. DJ Wooldridge!)
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Check out DJ's new project and help bring it to life by clicking here: http://dangerboicomic.com ! In addition hearing about DANGER BOi, this episode ...
Foster dog. Adopt dog. Sell dog. Profit?
14 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joe returns just in time for Elliott to flaunt his new dog and his fat stacks that he got from selling... a "stove." We'll say stove. Are you tired of...
Sure, but have you ever been to an aquarium?
05 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Left to their own devices once again, Elliott and Steve DIVE into the world of aquariums, upcoming films from long-dead (practically jurassic) franchi...
Steve and Elliott GO OFF on Content Creators
29 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Elliott and Steve vent about the current state of YouTube content - without accidentally namedropping the channels even once! Now, I ...
Dog Enters the Chat
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Elliott introduces Joe and Steve to his new foster pet, Brock, who is a 10-month-old labradoodle from https://www.californiadoodleres...
TURNS OUT FIRE IS TERRIFYING
15 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With Steve in Long Beach, Joe in Burbank, and Elliott in east Los Angeles, the gang gets caught up on the past week of terrifying fires. We're all doi...
Elliott's Car GOT SHOT... A LOT
08 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy new year, everyone! This 2025, it's all about getting your wife's car decked out with bullet holes and having to flee your home due to wildfires...
A Busted, Gaping New Valleycast
04 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's that time of the year again, folks, when there's a new... year. It happens every year, can you believe it? Can you even BELIEVE it? In this episo...
Happy Endings, SourceFed, and The Rizzler! Special LIVE Valleycast!
31 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
How fun! It's the Valleycast LIVE! Steve did a twitch live stream with YOU the listeners/patrons of The Valleyfolk, and played Jackbox Games Quiplash ...
Drones, Franz Anton Mesmer, and How Much a Banana Costs
18 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Drones, plasma people, and Anton Mesmer... who couldn't resist this foray into the unknown? Was Mesmer a charlatan? Are drones merely nothing to worry...
Steve Offends Father Christmas with VULGAR T-SHIRT
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Joe and Elliott subtly suggest that wearing a provocative novelty t-shirt to a Christmas celebration is maybe not the best idea, but ...
Fast Food Abroad (and what to do with your dead body)
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Steve and Elliott catch up about Europe, cremated Disney dust, and how McDonald's internationally compares to McDonald's in America. It's also importa...
2 Men vs Chappell Roan
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We talked about Chappel Roan, hiding your true self from public, how Twitter sucks, letting people who think differently than you into your life (WHAT...
Joe answers all YOUR questions!
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This is a JOLO- a solo Joe podcast. You hit me with questions and I hit you with on the fly, semi-thought out responses. It's very late. I'm sorry. ...
Just a couple of BETAs talking TRUMP
13 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welp. Here are our post-election thoughts. These nuanced, emotional ramblings will get you so hard. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for O...
The Election 2024 Predictions NOBODY ASKED FOR
05 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's election day, folks, and you know what that means: PREDICTIONS! Polls, holes, and goals abound on this episode of The Valleycast, as Joe and Elli...
The Penguin Will Save Us?!
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the boys discuss The Penguin (SPOILER ALERT!) and the cloud of stress forming over these United States as we waddle toward another el...
The Mystery of the M*rdered Hawk
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Joe and Elliott get caught up on all the important issues. There's that new Netflix survival show (disregard my recommendation), an a...
IT'S HAMMER TIME (but also hurricane time...?)
16 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Listen, sometimes you fly to Florida to help your parents clean up after their home was destroyed by a hurricane only to then realize you'll actually ...
Going BACK TO THE ISLAND with Ralph Dapel!
11 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As Elliott flees the path of Hurricane Milton, Steve heads directly INTO the storm, talking anxiety, Lost, and all sorts of other dangerous topics wit...
So Snyder, Tarantino, and the Hawk Tuah Girl Walk Into a Bar...
04 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With Elliott away, Joe and Steve talk Zachary Snyder, a Tarantino Star Trek, and Constantine 2?! Is this fake?! Are they crazy?! All this and more on ...
Diddy, Penguin, and a MIDLIFE CRISIS?!
25 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we laugh, and we get serious. We talk about foreign affairs, and we really shouldn't. We read dirty posts from governors, and we chec...
Convincing Joe to Watch "Chimp Crazy" (AND FAILING)
20 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Apologies for the late upload, folks, but let's face it, this podcast is a labor of love that is always worth the wait. And so we wait. Like a sad chi...
Bereta Brings Shame Upon Household with New Mustache
13 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In a stunning turn of events, Joe Bereta has brought what is being called "deep, unwavering shame" upon his household after abruptly shaving part of h...
Most Embarrassing Celebrity Encounters (ft. William Haynes!)
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mr. William Haynes joins the Valleycast on this VERY SPECIAL EPISODE. Steve and Will discuss Michael Jackson, being weird, and their most embarrassing...
Vegas, Vance, & The Candy Salad Trauma Trend!
29 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's boy on boy action today as Elliott and Joe come together to discuss Elliott's recent trip to see The Killers in Las Vegas, why J.D. Vance is abso...
Our Doctor GOT ARRESTED AND IT'S BAD
23 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sometimes you gotta pop out and show a bunch of friends that their suspicions about how laid back their doctor used to be were very warranted and he m...
Steve Takes the Red Pill and We Found the Most Charismatic Human Ever
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joe and Elliott discovered the most charismatic, perfect entertainer while partaking at the Foo Fighters concert and Steve enters the Matrix. Music/S...
We Figured Out Consciousness (ft. TikTok Star Elliot Morgan)
08 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You guessed it, folks. Three idiots figured out how consciousness works, and we had a VERY fun time doing it! Anyway, TikTok star Elliot Morgan joins ...
Shoulder Fetishes and Elliott is LOCKED UP
04 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ever get LOCKED IN YOUR OWN HOUSE?! Well, get ready to get comfy. Grab your coffee, it's time for an EXTRA INTIMATE episode. Ever seen shoulders? Yeah...
How to GROW AN EAR IN YOUR ARM (Doctors hate this one trick!)
25 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Does this episode get a little... naughty? It sure does. But before that, we discuss the scientific miracle that is growing an ear in your arm, as wel...
Steve BARELY SURVIVED Las Vegas!
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The trinity of try-hards are back, folks. With Steve, Elliott, and Joe, this episode is sure to give you a laugh - especially during these dark, dark ...
MOST DELICIOUS MOVIES and JOE ALMOST GOT SUED
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hi, folks. Elliott experienced a cinematically, culinarily delicious evening, which leads us to the question: what movie has the best-tasting food? Al...
Kevin BEGS US to CLIMB A SKYSCRAPER?!
03 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kevin Bereta has decided to climb a skyscraper, or a grocery store - we really can't keep up with this guy's incoherent ramblings. He's clearly lost h...
What Pet Should Elliott Get?
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It will be a long while before Elliott decides that he absolutely wants a Burnese Mountain Dog, but it's fun to brainstorm in the meantime. Do I also ...
Discussing Roller Coasters AND KEVIN LOSES IT
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You're in for a real treat today, folks! On this episode of the Valleycast, the boys discuss roller coasters, Kevin goes insane, and Steve fantasizes ...
NEVER AGAIN WILL WE PODCAST PAST 8PM
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There comes a point in every podcast when we must remind ourselves why we do not do podcasts after 8pm. This is one of those points. That said, we sti...
Which Horror Movies Actually Scared Us?
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Signs. The answer is Signs. Sorry, this is Elliott uploading this from Belfast (Northern Ireland, not Germany), so I thought I'd add my one cent. Sign...
Babies Are Smarter Than We Think
29 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Are movies dead? Are babies about to take over the world? Let us know in the comments, why don't you? How wrong are we? Very? A little? You know it's ...
The Furiosa Drama and The Rock's Pee
23 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for another episode of The Valleycast, in which we discuss all this FURIOSA DRAMA, as well as the ROCK'S PEE, and we mourn the palpable abse...
Steve REFUSES to watch BABY REINDEER?! Is he dumb or something?!
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, despite our best efforts, Steve Zaragoza has taken the low road. After weeks of encouragement, he is tired of hearing about Netflix's Show, Lit...
Mulaney's New Show, Class Action Lawsuits, and Kevin Hates Fun
08 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shoutout to Kevin for making the thumbnail to the video version of this podcast look like I'm anger-kissing John Mulaney's cheek. Anyway, would you li...
Joe Learns What Gooning Is
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
HEY YOU GUYS! You guessed it. In this episode, Steve and Elliott explain to Joe what the Goonies are, as well as Goonie Caves. It's a dark, twisted jo...
Joe vs. Conan vs. ANGRY NEW YORKERS!
24 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joe Bereta, Elliott Morgan, and Kevin Plachy are here with another rundown of their most recent life experiences. New York? Check. Conan's insane Hot ...
Steve Discovers His Vibe
18 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Steve shares with us his new vibe. It's three middle aged stylish and sexy woman who know how to let loose and SHINE.
4DX Broke Steve's Brain
10 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joe, Steve, and Elliott discuss all sorts of things, but the real focal point here folks is Steve's recent trip to see a film in 4DX, the most perfect...
Steve and Elliott and Quiplash and YOU?! (LIVESTREAM)
03 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With Kevin and Joe, it's a livestream kinda show. With chats and quips, eyes and lips, we present to you... this. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds,...