The Weird Tales Podcast
Episodes
National Poetry Month: The Welsh Incident, by Robert Graves
05 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
National Poetry Month: The City, by H.P. Lovecraft
04 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
National Poetry Month: The Ballad of Blasphemous Bill, by Robert W. Service
03 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
National Poetry Month: The Second Coming, by William Butler Yeats
02 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Horror From The Hills, Chapter 2: The Atrocity at the Museum, by Frank Belknap Long
30 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes go to work, like good little do-bees. Support me on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Check out Into the Black, by William...
The Horror from the Hills, Chapter 1: The Coming of the Stone Beast, by Frank Belknap Long
23 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero receives company. Also, it's THREE years I've gone without missing an episode, not two, like I said in the intro. My bad. Support me...
The Three Impostors, Parts 13.5 and 14: The History of the Young Man with Spectacles (Part 2) and The Adventure of the Deserted Residence
16 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which our time with our heroes comes to a grisly end. Support me on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Check out Into the Black, by William ...
The Three Impostors, Parts 12 and 13: Strange Occurrence in Clerkenwell, and The History of the Young Man With Spectacles, Part 1, by Arthur Machen
09 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Get some good protective eye covering, there's a lot of loose ends flying together here. Support me on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Check...
The Three Impostors, part 11.5: The Novel of the White Powder, Part 2
02 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroine gets a breath of Cool Air (GET IT?) Support me on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Check out Into the Black, by William ...
The Three Impostors, Parts 10 and 11: The Recluce of Bayswater, and The Novel of the White Powder (Part 1)
23 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero takes his medicine. Support me on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Check out Into the Black, by William Meikle: https://www...
The Three Impostors, Parts 7, 8 and 9: The Incident of the Private Bar; A Decorative Imagination; and The Novel of the Iron Maid, by Arthur Machen
16 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero makes a serendipitous new friend, and tells stories. Support me on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Check out Into the B...
The Three Impostors, Part 6.5: The Novel of the Black Seal (Part 2), by Arthur Machen
09 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Three Impostors, Part 6: The Novel of the Black Seal (Part 1), by Arthur Machen
02 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroine gets a new job, which, like all jobs everywhere, soon saddles her with more responsibilities than she signed on for without a con...
The Three Impostors, Part 5: The Adventure of the Missing Brother, by Arthur Machen
26 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero Forrest Gumps himself. Support me on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Check out Into the Black, by William Meikle: https://...
The Three Impostors, Part 4: The Novel of the Dark Valley (Part 2), by Arthur Machen
19 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero goes camping. Support me on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Check out Into the Black, by William Meikle: https://www.audib...
The Impostors, by Arthur Machen, Part 3: The Adventure of the Pavement, and The Novel of the Dark Valley (Part 1)
12 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero hears a tale of cross country travel. Support me on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Check out Into the Black, by William M...
The Three Impostors: Parts 1 and 2: Prologue, and Adventure of the Gold Tiberius, by Arthur Machen
05 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which we meet our heroes, and one of them finds a penny and picks it up, and all day long hopes for good luck. Support me on Patreon: Patreon.com/T...
The Doom that Came to Sarnath (The HD Remaster), by H.P. Lovecraft
29 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes are absolute assholes in every possible way and get their just desserts. Support me on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast C...
Christmas Ghost Stories, Season 2 Blooper reel
25 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Christmas Ghost Stories, Season 2, Episode 6: The Voice Out of Nowhere
25 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which your hero has an unexplained occurrence of his very own.
Christmas Ghost Stories, Season 2, Episode 5: Dickon the Devil, by Joseph Sheridan La Fanu
24 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero dabbles in property management
Christmas Ghost Stories, Season 2, Episode 4: A Ghost, by Guy de Maupassant
23 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero meets up with an old friend and his wife.
Christmas Ghost Stories, Season 2, Episode 3: The Bowmen, by Arthur Machen
22 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes light the beacons.
The Mass of Shadows, by Anatole France (Christmas Ghost Stories, Season 2, Episode 2)
22 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroine goes to church. Support me on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Check out Into the Black, by William Miekle: https://w...
Christmas Ghost Stories, Season 2, Episode 1: The Haunted Orchard, by Richard Le Gallienne
21 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero does some real estate management.
In The Haunted Darkness, by Michael R. Collings
15 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero listens, ooh wa ooh, do you wanna know a secret? Ooh-wa-ooh, Do you promise not to tell? Woh-oh-oh-oh, closer. Support me on Patreon...
The Pit and the Pendulum, by Edgar Allan Poe, part 2
08 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero James Bonds his way out of Danger. I recorded through the wrong mic, and due to time connstraints, didn't have time to re-record. Wo...
The Pit and the Pendulum, by Edgar Allan Poe, Part 1
01 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero finds himself in just a better and better place every time he wakes up. Support me on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Chec...
The Toll-House, by W.W. Jacobs
24 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes scoff- scoff I say!- at the idea of ghosts. Support me on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Check out Into the Black, by W...
The Reignition Theory, Featuring Tycho Alhambra as Mason Cainrich, a One-Off Preview
18 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This is the first episode of Richard Norton's "The Re-ignition Theory," a new audio drama that I was fortunate enough to be cast in as one of the thre...
The Painted Skin, by Pu Sung-Ling
17 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero helps a damsel in distress. A rookie mistake, and ya HATE to see it. Support me on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Check o...
How Nuth Would Have Practised His Art Upon The Gnoles, by Edward Drax Plunkett, Lord Dunsany
09 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero takes on an apprentice. Support me on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Check out Into the Black, by William Miekle: https:/...
Only the End of the World Again, by Neil Gaiman
03 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero goes to an after work party. Only the End of the World is Copyright Neil Gaiman, 2000, used with permission of Writer's House LLC, a...
The Phantom of the Opera: The Blooper Reel! (EXPLICIT WARNING)
31 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
For everyone who likes when my cat makes an appearance on the show... Enjoy.
The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux, Epilogue
31 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Make sure you've got some eye protection on, there's a lot of loose ends flying together here.
The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux, Chapter 26: The End of the Ghost's Love Story
30 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero kisses and tells
The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux, Chapter 25: The Scorpion or the Grasshopper? Which?
29 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes play the part of the audience in The Price is Right
The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux, Chapter 24: "Barrels, Barrels! Any Barrels to Sell?"
28 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes go on safari.
The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux, Chapter 23: The Tortures Begin
27 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes eavesdrop.
The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux, Chapter 22: In The Torture Chamber
26 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes to arrange more comfortable accomodations
The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux, Chapter 21: Interesting and Instructing Vicissitudes Of A Persian In The Cellars Of The Opera
25 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which we jump back in time and see what our hero was doing while our other heroes were farting around.
The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux, Chapter 20: In the Cellars of the Opera
24 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes do some sneaking and discover a weird tale of their very own.
The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux, Chapter 19: The Viscount and the Persian
23 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero is an impatient ass. Again. My apologies about the atrocious Persian accent. I watched videos on how to do the accent, and did th...
The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux, Chapter 18: The Commisary, The Viscount, and the Persian
22 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes learn about police methods.
The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux, Chapter 17: The Safety Pin Again
21 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes follow the money.
The Thing in the Hall, by E.F. Benson
20 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero hangs out with his buddy and engages in questionable science. Support me on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Check out I...
The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux, Chapter 16: Madame Giry's Astounding Revelations Concerning Her Personal Relationship With The Opera Ghost
19 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes berate an old woman.
The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux, Chapter 15, Christine! Christine!
18 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero runs through the town, upstairs, downstairs in his night gown, looking through the windows, crying through the locks.
The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux, Chapter 14: The Singular Attitude of a Safety Pin
17 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes describe some strange goings on that will probably never be explained.
The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux, Chapter 13: A Master Stroke of the Trap Door Lover
16 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our antagonist re-enacts a favorite scene from Final Fantasy VI.
The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux, Chapter 12: Apollo's Lyre
15 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroine recounts her vacation from the Opera, and our hero is his usual stupid jealous self.
The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux, Chapter 11: Above the Trap Doors
14 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes are just... two of the dumbest people ever, and I'm hating them more and more and more as I go through this book.
The Facts in the Case of M. Valdemar, by Edgar Allan Poe
13 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
You know, a lot of these stories center around the hero being kind of an asshole about things, and if they weren't such assholes about things, bad thi...
The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux, Chapter 10: Forget the Name of the Man's Voice
12 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero just... keeps... being abusive and manipulative. Raoul ain't a good guy is what I'm driving at.
The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux, Chapter 9: At The Masked Ball
11 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero is at his absolute most assholish.
The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux, Chapter 8: The Mysterious Brougham
10 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero, and you're going to be seeing this summary a lot, does just INCREDIBLY STUPID stuff.
The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux, Chapter 7: Faust, and What Followed
09 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes, not unlike our government, make choices, and have to live the rest of their lives with the consequences
The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux, Chapter 6: A Visit to Box V.
08 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes make a "thorough" search of Box V.
The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux, Chapter 5: The Enchanted Violin
07 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero and heroine are just... two of the stupidest dummies alive.
The Distressing Tale of Thangobrind the Jeweller, by Lord Dunsany
06 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which Ocean's 11 is re-enacted. But with one person. And less style. Support me on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Check out Into the ...
The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux, Chapter 4: Box V
05 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes conduct various interviews
The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux, Chapter 3: The Mysterious Reason
04 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes meet their antagonist, and learn his conditions.
The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux, Chapter 2: The New Marguerite
03 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero, in the first of many MANY instances, acts a fool.
The Phantom of the Opera, by Gaston Leroux, Chapter 1: Was It The Ghost?
02 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes go spelunking
The Phantom of the Opera: Prologue, by Gaston Leroux
01 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The October Project begins! In which our hero proves to us The Ghost is REAL for REALS YOU GUYS BELIEVE ME I KNOW.
The Great Return, by Arthru Machen, Part 2
29 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero actually tells us the story of the strange occurences in and aroudn Llantrisant. Huge special thanks to Nerys Howell for their h...
The Great Return, by Arthur Machen, part 1
22 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero reads the paper and hangs out in a field. Support me on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Check out Into the Black, by Willi...
The Wendigo, by Algernon Blackwood, Part 4
15 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes find their missing friend. Support me on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Check out Into the Black, by William Miekle: ht...
The Wendigo, by Algernon Blackwood, Part 3
08 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero fails to find his friend, then succeeds on finding his friends, then fails on finding his friend. Support me on Patreon: Patreon....
The Wendigo, by Algernon Blackwood, part 2
01 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero is awakened by a noise in the night. Support me on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Check out Into the Black, by Wil...
The Wendigo, by Algernon Blackwood, Part 1
25 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes are going up the river, playing with their friends, they're all headed to the place where the music never ends. Support me on ...
The Call of Cthulhu, Part 3: The Madness from the Sea, by H.P. Lovecraft, the HD Remaster
18 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero hears a story about a sailor who caught something- I swear- it was THIS BIG. Please check out Into the Black, by William Meikle,...
The Call of Cthulhu, part 2: The Tale of Inspector Legrasse, by H.P. Lovecraft, the HD Remaster
11 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero reads a story about his uncle hearing a story about an Inspector who hears a story about a statue he found in the woods. The Audiobo...
The Call of Cthulhu, Part 1: The Horror in Clay, by H.P. Lovecraft, the HD Remaster
04 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero gets an inheritance. Email: [email protected] Twitter: WeirdTalesPod
Absolute Fitness, by John A. Robinson
28 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero learns what whales are and are not. Please follow John/Widgett on twitter: @Widgett and Check out his stuff on Amazon: https://ww...
The Hand, by Guy de Maupassant
21 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero disappoints some impressionable young ladies. Twitter: WeirdTalesPod Email: [email protected] The audiobooks I'v...
The Flowering of the Strange Orchid, by H.G. Wells
14 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which light botany goes in for a little bit our hero. Twitter: @WeirdTalesPod Email: [email protected] Thank you so much for listenin...
The Room in the Tower, by E.F. Benson
07 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero has a dream come true Twitter: @WeirdTalesPod Email: [email protected] Thank you so much for listening! Please fi...
The Terror of Bluejohn Gap, by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
01 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero goes to retrieve some lost sheep. Read by the amazing Melissa Medina, whom you should all be following at Http://twitter.com/Me...
Draco Perastalsis, by Evan Tess Murray
30 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero goes spelunking. Please give Evan a follow: @EvanTessuraea This Planet Needs a Name is an amazing show and you should all be ...
Parakeet, by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
23 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroines pretend to be Sylvester the Cat. Find Caroline at @SaucyMincks on twitter. Please check out Jessica's other works at https://w...
The Zanies of Sorrow, by W. H. Pugmire
16 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero makes a new friend and meets her family LINKS “This Planet Needs a Name” Link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/695134 “This Pla...
The Magus Club, by Craig Laurence Gidney
09 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero... joins... a... club? Maybe? Thank you so much for joining me for Pride Month. This week's reader is Sawyer Greene. Please give him...
At the Mountains of Madness, Part 4, by H.P. Lovecraft
26 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes go for a run, then take in the sights on a scenic plane trip. Twitter: WeirdTalesPod Email: [email protected]
The Mountains of Madness, Part 3, by H.P. Lovecraft
19 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero is given a history lesson. Twitter: WeirdTalesPod Email: [email protected] Thank you so much for listening!
At the Mountains of Madness, Part 2, by H.P. Lovecraft
12 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes take a couple of relaxing plane trips. twitter: WeirdTalesPod Email: [email protected] Thank you so much for liste...
At the Mountains of Madness, Part 1, by H.P. Lovecraft
05 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero gives us all the details of every single bit of minutiae of every single bit of all the plans for the business trip he's going, and ...
National Poetry Month Poem #30: Annabel Lee, by Edgar Allan Poe
01 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero delivers a eulogy, and we bid adieu to National Poetry Month for another year.
National Poetry Month Poem #29: Festival, by H.P. Lovecraft
30 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which we paaaaaarrrrtaaaayyyy
National Poetry Month Poem #28: Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats, part 14: The Ad-Dressing of Cats
29 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our reading of Old Possum comes to an end. Sorry if you didn't like it. I thought more people would like it as much as I do, but apparently, ...
Dead Media, by Nick Mamatas
28 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes do some EXTREME field research. Twitter: WeirdTalesPod Email: [email protected] Thank you so much for listening!
National Poetry Month Poem #27: The Conqueror Worm, by Edgar Allan Poe
28 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero crashes a party
National Poetry Month Poem #26: Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats, #13: Skimbleshanks, The Railway Cat, by T.S. Eliot
27 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero walks funny CAUSE OF THE STICK UP HIS BUTT.
National Poetry Month Poem #25: Mad Girl's Love Song, by Sylvia Plath
26 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which we see the downside of creativity
National Poetry Month Poem #20: Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats, Part 12: Bustopher Jones, The Cat about Town, by T.S. Eliot
25 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero lives his best life
National Poetry Month Poem #23: A Child’s Nightmare, by Robert Graves
24 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero has a friend that visits him throughout his life
National Poetry Month Poem #22: Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats, Part 11: Gus, the Theatre Cat, by T.S. Eliot
23 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero reminisces
National Poetry Month Poem #21: The Cremation of Sam McGee, by Robert W. Service
22 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero goes sledding
National Poetry Month Poem #20: Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats, Part 10: Macavity, The Mystery Cat
21 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero doesn't put in an appearance
The Day They Let Bernard Leave, by John Robinson
20 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In which our hero... well... gets to leave.